how do i get a gf /b/?
step 1: stop being a faggot
step 2: grow a pair of nuts
>>729649069
repeat as necessary
this may take a while
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Pictures you saved and want more of.
Saved this one of a girl I know earlier and really hoping OP is out there with more
Shit should of started with this one. Her nude.
>>729646731
Bump
>>729647401
This isn't a trap thread, I'm sick of you fucking homos posting this shit everywhere. Delete that fat faggot picture you fucking homo cunt
Wwyd Thread~
>>729640078
Give her a hug because she's so cute
>>729640078
dayum
>>729640078
I sure as fuck wouldn't pull out!
s/fur
no lewd things allowed! edition
>>729645887
naw, let's not.
If you're into ponys or fur you've got mental issues and should probably KYS.
Drawthread: Spooky MSpaint Edition
requesting alfred
>What about 2 of your ocs? And the same titjob/blowjob to anon
>
Requesting femboy spyro giving crash the succ
Woke up from a sex dream horny as fuck
you woke up hot as fuck you little slut
Details? And pussy pic.
so hot
Pics you wouldn't share / want more of / wwyd
More of her
>>729645520
Agreed.
and shy girl
24 tributes
racing themed
Jimmy Neutron
>>729646157
<Insert picture of Sonic the hedgehog here because I'm too lazy>
Rapidash
what's the best porn video you've ever seen?
>>729641107
worst video ever
Was this muscle girl forcing this black girl to lick her stinky vagina while calling her a nigger, half-way through she throws up from the smell
kill yourself
Storytime
>Be me
>Buy ring week ago, want to propose girl
>Chilling at her house alone this Sunday
>Want to propose monday so ring was still at my house
>She gets mad over some stupid thing, break up with me sunday
>monday, blocked everywhere
>Start to call, no answer
>Sms, same shit
>Email, no response
>She never knew that I wanted to propose, she would say yes if she knew even a week ago
>She is kinda crazy but we love each other, she said she wanted to marry me, have my kids, be housewife
>She is the only person who understands me completely, who truly loves me
>I am crying since sunday, no contact from her, i know she doesnt fuck someone else
I lost my dad when I was 15y old and was emotional mess until I met her. She is the only one who I have on this world and want to get old with.
>Wat do?
>>729641612
If you know where she lives try to visit her, but don't be a stalker twat.
Use a payphone or a buddies phone to call her since she blocked your number
If you end up getting in touch with her again, say you're sorry and that you really want to be with her and no one else.
I'd wait a while after this to propose, maybe 1-2 weeks. You don't want to see like a crazy fuck.
she "truly loves you and understands you" but blocks you and breaks up with you over little shit?
heres what really happened. your dad died and you couldnt handle it. you found her, and ignore all her flaws and convince yourself shes so great. now you want to marry her, even though you know shes a "little crazy" (coming from you and given her actions, shes fucking insane)
now here's what will happen. when she takes you back, and you propose, eventually it'll fall apart again because you have no spine and she is insane. when this happens, you will feel that pain + losing your dad + the realization its your fault. you will then kill yourself
What was the fight about? Sounds pretty serious. Maybe leave an apology letter or something at hers?
What cam sites do you use? Omegle is dead these days.
>>729640605
Only ugly turks or arabs jerking off there. Difficult to find a chick there
>>729640605
Bump for info
Chatroulette is also a field of cocks now. There must be at least a couple of cam sites that aren't purely faggots.
STEAM GIVEAWAY THREAD
got a promotion at my workplace yesterday by using advice given on here and I decided to give back to you /b/tards. 2 dubs = 1 copy trips = 1 copy rerolls allowed your roll has to include your steam id
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>drink lots of water
>desperate to pee
>fap
>1 second away from cumming
>start pissing
What would happen
>>729637018
you cant, the body switches off peeing while climaxing (or "1 second away from cumming"). you dont have full control over the muscles controlling the opening to the bladder.
>>729637018
A good fap when you need a piss is fine... but I really don't think you could piss whilst you were ejaculating... if you did it would probably fucking hurt.
Desperate for a pee
Start fapping
Couple seconds way from cumming
Start pissing
Instantly start fapping again whilst still pissing
= Orgasm while urinating
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