ITT dumbest shit you've ever done
>be me
>have gf, 3 years in
>she's 27 years old
>took her virginity
>hot, looks a lot younger
>studies medicine
>same family background
>same studies
>we fit together
>have known her for 7 years
>best gf I ever had
>super trustworthy
>biggest fear is losing her
>no need to lose her, she loves me to death
>decide to "face my fears"
>break up with her
>break her heart
>break up lasts 3 months
>total carnage
>crying etc.
>heartbreaking
>finally she is over me
>see what life is like without her
>life fucking sucks
>only mindgaming sluts.jpg
>I want her back.jpg
>she's dating another guy
>she doesnt want to see me
>she is happy without me
>she hates me
>lose my mind
>chase her
>beg her
>apologize
>she fucks other guy
>lies to me about it
>doesnt give a shit about me any more
>treats me like shit
>blocks me everywhere
>I stalk her, i go insane
>she fucks a few other men, keeps whoring herself out now that she is single and free
>lose my job
story of my life
>>729635652
and I can't even blame her..
I hate myself so much.
>>729635652
Bitches, man.
>>729635652
you did it to yourself now stfu and kys
What's the furthest you've travelled for the purpose of sex?
>>729635832
About 20 miles
London to Toronto
>>729635832
About 60 miles, South London to Oxford
Why are english people so ugly ?
>>729639646
They're retardedly ugly, it's fucking insane.
>>729639646
>island
>isolated land
>only so much people
>inbreed
>genetic defects
you had school for more than 4 consecutive years, not?
>>729639646
Idk, centuries on inbreeding and race mixing?
No interest? kbyetnx
I fucking Love Carice, more good sir.
>>729638237
post it good sir!
>>729638237
Her tits will be trash after the kid comes
Why are Japanese Women so perfect?
>>729640821
that woman is barely japanese
>>729640821
she's half japanese
What does American cheese taste like compared to normal cheese?
>>729637646
cheese is for gay peolple
It tastes like shit
>>729637646
well, while that pic maybe an American invention it's not what we call "American Cheese" here in the states.
The American Cheese WAS originally a blen of cheddar and colby but now it's a 'cheese product'
That's not because it's plastic, although some the cheaps shit is mostly oil, it's still made of dairy but it's emulsified so the diary and fat and oil don't separate when heated(melted)
There is good and bad American cheese depending on what's it's made of and who makes it.
Just don't think of it like regular cheese which is something different. It's for burgers and other melty sandwiches. Otherwise you should only eat 'real' cheese.
Deutsch THread
#original
wo sind denn alle wtf!?!?
wie gehts wie stehts
>>729638060
Ich habe seit Anfang 2016 keinen Betreuer mehr. Ich brauchte die auch nur damit sie für mich aufsteht und mit dem Vermieter redet.
>>729638083
Genau das meinte mein Vater auch
>Bekanntenkreis
Habe ich nicht. Ich habe eine Bohrmaschine glaube ich von Bosch müsste auch wieder passen
Und die Rohre müssten passen und nicht tropfen
>>729638097
Nein
>Pic related
>>729638176
Ja, größtenteils
>>729638519
shit pic vergessen
SCHEISS MODS
>>729638578
>>729638519
was machst du eigentlich wieder hier krabby
I have about a years worth of old cum tissues I need to get rid of. Dubs decides.
Eat it
>>729638801
that picture reminds me of my high school days
>>729638801
Grow a cumgus garden
I will have a daughter in a few months. Trips decides my baby's name.
Isabella.
>>729640906
Melissa Joan hart
>>729640976
Rolling
Françaises
hon hon hon?
Roll
>>729639794
Rolling
fuck it, might as well see how close this is to reality when the nukes finally start dropping...
ooga booga
Trap thread. No homo edition.
>>729635469
Op here. Moar plz. No homo thought.
cuck here
>>729633873
fuckable girl
>>729634060
Eww. She's fat af
Hunger Games! First 24 tributes
Latest Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/12774168
Patty
Smol Guy.
Desmona
He dead!
Who?
How?
>>729637878
Steve Stevie Shooty Stevens