Hunger Games Thread. (Morning Glory edition)
First 24 Tributes with a Name and Picture are in to kill each other.
>>732857139
i choose Gandalfo, the witch killer
Haunter
Hit Girl returns for battle.
New celeb thread
She'd open her mouth with her tongue out, inviting your cock into her hot wet mouth, soon as you you placed your head on her tongue it'd be hands off for you and you're all hers.
>>732857979
sounds hot af
>>732857979
Remember, no going deep.
ass / butt / booty thread no.3
get your ass's in here
>>732856964
interest?
FB/IG fap bread
test
Test
When someone rolls a 47 I will an hero on cam. Pic related, it's me
>>732864738
Same bait as yesterday, eh?
Bullshit that's you.
>>732864738
Yawn
New loli thread DISCORD EDITION desu FNP5KvH
come in, oniisan <3
Kurt Cobain said it's better to burn out than to rust out. What would it look like to "rust out?" Any ideas?
>>732855094
The eagles.
Neil Young sang that you fukkin faggot- go die in your mommy's basement while listening to bieber.
>>732855094
Dave Grohl is cool.
Can my girlfriend get pregnant from a HORSE?
I just convinced my girlfriend to fuck a pony on my parents' farm. It's my biggest fetish, watching girls get fucked by horses.
I read somewhere it's possible, but the odds are really low.
Should I be worried about it?
No
Just remember they cum a lot
>>732857586
I dont know how it would even be possible considering that humans have yet to find something we can breed with. I know for a fact that breeding with monkeys will not result in pregnancy (soviets need more vodka or less free time). Tl:Dr she cannot be impregnated by the horse, and if she is it will never come to term
>>732857586
Pics or bullsht
Drumpf, when the walls fell
>>732853983
His mouth wide open
>>732854042
Comey and Pence at Tanagra?
>>732853983
This made me Bush on 9/11
What was the most expensive mistake you've ever made?
>>732856132
me fusing with that egg cell
>>732856603
Fpbp
>>732856132
being born poor, now everything i buy is expensive
Programming Story Thread
>How I got into coding
>Freshmen in high school
>Want to get an art degree (Pls don't roast)
>After attending some art classes, realized I fucking hate art.
>High school offering coding classes
>Enter programming class so I can make my own hacks for games.
>Wait, coding is actually pretty fun.
>Completely forget about my original intention of joining.
>This shit is interesting and fun as hell.
>Thirsty for more coding classes after freshmen year.
>Sophomore year didn't have enough students for advanced coding class (Everybody fucking hated coding in my school.)
>Junior year, finally got enough kids for a C++ class.
>Whooped my ass real good, but really only made my passion to learn programming stronger.
>Decide to major in Comp Sci
>mfw i only wanted to learn coding so I can hack games, but it became my career path.
>>732856978
Is that Notepad++ you degenerate?
>>732856978
sorry we only care about traps not some shitty life story
>>732856978
> be me around 8yo
> electronic things make sound and picture, funny
> dad is teacher, gets computer from school (ZX81)
> me type on keyboard
> "syntax error"
> get coding book
> type random lines from random program listings
> no "syntax error"
> become engineer
Going to be carrying £50 worth of weed from Edinburgh to south of England by train through London King's Cross and St. Pancras stations. Is this a bad idea? Anyone know how often dogs are seen there?
>>732856694
Shove it up your ass. You should get there
>>732856694
Holy shit don't be such a lil bitch. You'll be fine. I Often travel between London and Manchester with an ounce or 2 on me all the time. Never had any problems. You and your 3 scores will be fine.
You'll probably be fine.
If you're really paranoid, double bag it then put it in a big tub of lube. No worries then.
How can Jewish men even compete?
>>732852643
>Implying Jewish men hate this
>Jewish men likes seeing their women with niggers
what did he mean with this?
Um...a paycheck, staying around after the baby, not ruining you for every other race. The list goes on
Hola /b/ necesito ayuda, resulta que tengo una novia que le gusta hablar sobre *si estuviéramos casados* que le gustaría tener sexo sólo con migo y con nadie más, ayer hablamos eso por teléfono y escucho una voz de fondo (era su papá, diciendo: sigue, te quitas la ropa y luego que?) a lo que ella va a responderle se cierra la llamada, no sé nada sobre ella desde ayer, que harían ustedes? :'v
>>732858754
Quién es Migo?
>>732858754
Aprende a escribir, pinche péndejo
>>732858754
está buena tu novia OP?
Hey bros, got a situation.
>have girlfriend
>7 months now
>love her immensely, she loves me back just as much. Perfect relationship.
>but
>damaged goods
>the works
>im talking raped as a kid, raped as a teenager drugs, abused, broken family, self harm, eating disorders, you name it
>my life was nearly normal, basic middle class upbringing nothing out of the ordinary, one relationship before her, almost as perfect
>some days she'll bring up her past or I'll remember it heavily
>eats at me
>my birthday last week
>ask her why she dropped her uni degree
>"I dont want to live anymore anon"
>as I expected
>talk her out of it
>not sure if its something i did or her past or whatever
>try not to dwell on it, just be strong for her
>what if we get married and have kids and she commits suicide then
>lol
General feels thread I guess.
>>732856052
She was never raped, she wants you to fulfill her rape fantasy. Choke the bitch and pound her while shes dry. Make her addicted to you. That's the only way to get an attention whores mind off themselves.
>>732856052
I think this might help a little bit
You're asking /b/ for serious advice? Sorry, but you're not really going to get it.
I feel for you, though. I am dating a former escort and just thinking about how many men used my lover before I met him breaks my heart too often. He is also depressive when thinking back on his past and clearly regrets things really badly.
I don't know what advice to give you, anon, but since you and I are.. roughly in the same boat.. just hang in, bro. Love is worth all types of pain.