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did you develop any special power when you reach the wizard status?

>>744481932
Yes, one special power. I'm the biggest pathetic loser on the entire planet.

> 32
> Male
> Dutch
> Lived abroad from 4-18 (my dad was offered a job to go abroad)
> Lived in Saudi Arabia (my dad worked in telecommunication)

> Never smoked
> Never drank alcohol (I once smelled beer, it smelled aweful, therefore I have this idea all alcohol is disgusting)
> Never tried drugs
> Never had sex

> Never gone out at night
> Never been to a house party (like those teen movies)
> Never been to a bar / pub
> Never been to a club / disco (not even the school disco, my parents never allowed me)
> Never been to an event (football / concert / queen's night party / queen's day)

> Never had any friends
> Always a loner
> Always isolated
> Did not have any peers to interact with (my dad had a high position within the company, therefore we lived privately)
> Was not allowed to bring people over (not even for school projects)

> Never interacted with girls my age
> Never touched girls my age
> Never talked to girls my age
> Never kissed girls my age

> Never allowed to have a TV in my room
> Never allowed to have a stereo in my room
> Never allowed to have a PC in my room
> Never allowed to have a console in my room
> Never allowed to put up poster and stick anything on the walls

My parents always use guilt tricks on me.
Also they use an infinite loop on me.
"You are not allowed to do things or have a life, until you have experience from such."

wait wut? stop lying op, everyone has had sex, even my 13yo autistic brother

>>744485420
Yes but he’s not immune to dubs.

>>744485420
Yes, but he is a carrier and gives everybody else AIDS.

You want an honest answer? Yes

Most mammals are immune from the HIV virus, nevermind most animals. Superman is an alien. he doesnt have DNA like us. He shares no ancestry so there is zero chance of him falling to an earth evolved virus becuase viruses attack cell phenotypes which are specific to the animal.

I wish this board was immune to cancer and retards.

gatucasexy
just compliment her looks, maybe send her a dick pic and you're win

linamalakian

>>744458914
my girlfriends kik is "fucku", I know she'd never cheat on me and I'm at her house right now so this should be entertaining

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>>744483542
>3

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Any interest?

>>744477557
Yes, I'd love to fill her up.

>>744477757
Any requests?

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>Faggot OP rolling

rollt

You gotta roll with it

>>744483648
who gives a shit what he does?
he just made this website which he intended to be a gay weeb shite, but it happened to turn out to be a trolls honeypot and gathering ground. he didnt do a shit in the making of the true original notorious 4chan we know about.
its what the people living in despair and hatred came in here did, and united once.
he did one thing though, that is fucking those people up their asses and selling us out like a good jew he is.

>>744483648
do you miss mootlys willy already

>>744484487

Wasn't here when he was, couldn't care any less about him. I'm enjoying Hiroshima's lack of leadership though.

What a surprise, a Japanese bought out a white guy.

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>>744467574

>>744483244
Feet, high heels, latex, corsets, traps, twinks, joi

>>744483244
Femdom, crossdressing, Forced Bi, Bukkake, Piss

>DEGENERATE MODE ACTIVATED

Cumshot, traps, lesbians, redheads and teens

>>744483090
OP s roll

goin for it

>>744483090

well then

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Katie 20 devon

>>744478129
Also carrying on from the request for Northampton girls

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Portsmouth slut guess her first name for more

bump for interest

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Can anyone do the same to her?