Tinder turns 10 today. Kill me please. Why has hookup cultur

did you develop any special power when you reach the wizard status?

>>744481932
Yes, one special power. I'm the biggest pathetic loser on the entire planet.

> 32
> Male
> Dutch
> Lived abroad from 4-18 (my dad was offered a job to go abroad)
> Lived in Saudi Arabia (my dad worked in telecommunication)

> Never smoked
> Never drank alcohol (I once smelled beer, it smelled aweful, therefore I have this idea all alcohol is disgusting)
> Never tried drugs
> Never had sex

> Never gone out at night
> Never been to a house party (like those teen movies)
> Never been to a bar / pub
> Never been to a club / disco (not even the school disco, my parents never allowed me)
> Never been to an event (football / concert / queen's night party / queen's day)

> Never had any friends
> Always a loner
> Always isolated
> Did not have any peers to interact with (my dad had a high position within the company, therefore we lived privately)
> Was not allowed to bring people over (not even for school projects)

> Never interacted with girls my age
> Never touched girls my age
> Never talked to girls my age
> Never kissed girls my age

> Never allowed to have a TV in my room
> Never allowed to have a stereo in my room
> Never allowed to have a PC in my room
> Never allowed to have a console in my room
> Never allowed to put up poster and stick anything on the walls

My parents always use guilt tricks on me.
Also they use an infinite loop on me.
"You are not allowed to do things or have a life, until you have experience from such."

wait wut? stop lying op, everyone has had sex, even my 13yo autistic brother

>>744482027
>> Never interacted with girls my age
>> Never touched girls my age
>> Never talked to girls my age
>> Never kissed girls my age
>girls my age
there your problem my man.
try befriending some mentally handicapped 9 years old girls or something, you'll get your chance soon enough.

>>744482027
I'll be your friend OP. I mean I'm not a loser or anything but I'm sincerely sure you have way more value as a person than just the number of people you haven't had sex with

>>744482044
OP here. Not me! I was locked up in a very restrictive country. I never had freedoms.

1. I'm to shy to approach any woman
2. No one in their right mind would ever want to sleep with me. I'm too ulgy.

>>744482136
>posts on /b/ in broad daylight
>wants to befriend a clinical loser for pity
>calls himself not a loser
good one

>>744482027
>"You are not allowed to do things or have a life, until you have experience from such."
This means: "Ask for forgiveness, not permission."

>>744482245
Then don't complain about tinder, go and get some pussy like a real man. You are not a real man right now. Be a man.

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>>744482027
>>744481675
Just visit the ladies of pleasure already

>>744482245
Your dad must be rich
Just buy some pussy

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>>744482027
lol just go to amsterdam smoke weed drink alc and fuck a hooker

you are 32 man why the fuck do you live with your parents
LMAO

Iam 9 years younger than you and living on my own, having a gf etc. and I am a latebloomer, got laid the first time at 21 you can still turn your live around

>>744481675

>33 year old touchless, kissless, virgin.

Have you tried being attractive?
No. You haven't tried anything. You're obese, balding, unemployed, and you live with your parents. On top of that, you masturbate to cartoon horses, yet you still think some 12/10 goddess is supposed to come out of nowhere and beg you for sex.

Try getting out of the basement and having a conversation. Maybe join a gym (and go regularly) you might make friends.

>>744482027
>I'm the biggest pathetic loser on the entire planet.
Excellent. Everything you will do cannot possibly make you any bigger of a pathetic piece of trash, so even the smallest step in the right direction will be a victory.

Clean your room.
Clean your house.
Go outside and just walk around in public until you feel comfortable.

You are now less pathetic.


Or wallow in misery and self-imposed isolation until you finally kill yourself. The choice is yours.

>>744482543
OP here.

I live on my own. I rarely go outside. I work from home. My conditioning makes it hard to break routine.

>>744482027
sounds like you have some actual mental problems.
ever got diagnosed with anything?

>>744482618
I'm ugly
not overweight
live on my own
I go to the gym, but not one talks to me
I'm not bald
I have a decent job.

>>744482756
I have Autism, yes.

>>744482543
feelsgood to hear as a 19yo late bloomer

>>744482732
do 3 days holiday
the netherlands are small, you can just drive with flixbus or with train to amsterdam book a hotel in amsterdam and live life.
you can smoke, drink alc, do weed, have sex, go out at night, go to a pub, to a club, to an event etc.
and go out

>>744482543
>got laid the first time at 21

And that's considered a late bloomer for us here, avg is 16-17

>>744482027
damn bro thats a shame, dutch girls are great

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>>744482910
join a gym and do something interesting like learning an instrument or hobbies in general.
and i can recommend checking out real social dynamics. helped me a lot

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>>744482981
I literally said I am a latebloomer, so what is your point?

>>744482924
OP here!

That is the PROBLEM. I've been conditioned soo hard to stay indoors that I dare not venture outside.

I have no clue where to start, what to do or where to go.

You try and break a habit?!?


>>744482983
Dutch people can not read apparently.
I've lived in an Islamitic country for most of my life and not I'm not a muslim.
I'm not used to freedom and doing stuff.
I never had my teenage years or gone through puberty.

>>744482893
that's pretty broad.
asperger's?

>>744483174
Yes Aspergers and High functioning Autist.

>>744483134
>this is considered abnormally muscly in sweden
are all nordic niggers such a bunch of pussies?

>>744483134
just pointing that out to op. I lost mine at prom and was still given shit for it.

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>>744483150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7rYnUc2NTw

maybe go to the nearest pub to your home, you have to make small babysteps and increase them amount of changes incrementally.

>>744483060
yea i started going gym a while ago and eating more, got comments that i look bigger which is nice

i already play drums

i also finally kissed a girl and oral like 3 weeks ago, so im doing ok i guess. still virgin tho

ill check it out, i do get uncomfortable/awkward in certain social situations so it could help

>>744483150
wait you DIDNT go through puberty? wut

>>744482027
>Also they use an infinite loop on me.
>"You are not allowed to do things or have a life, until you have experience from such."

Yeesh.

>>744483246
no you dont have that. self-diagnosis is no way forward. you may be socially anxious, or simply inept, but stop trying to get bonus points for faking a disease barely any human really has.

Fuck yeah. I love the virgins who think society is why they have shitty lives. This thread is fucking delish.

>>744483381
And he has autism, Not sure why he made this thread, perhaps so that other autists can relate with him?

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>>744483353
good luck to you.

>>744483448
well he did respond to a question asking if he was diagnosed.
but i agree, self diagnostic is complete bullshit and misleading.

>>744481675
it's not even good for hookups anymore. too many girls looking for genuine relationships

>>744483448
I have been disagnosed at a medical organisation that specialises in autism

>>744483341
going outside is too big of a step.

I'm just annoyed people hookup with tinder and crap and I'm getting none of it.

>>744482027
Beëindig onironisch je leven

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>>744483621
ok you will never make it
peace

>>744483381
My parents didn't believe in puberty.
To them puberty was a myth / lie for teenager to misbehave.
I was never allowed to develope my own opinion and my own idenity.

>>744483529
scan some reliable documents or gtfo of my /b/

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>>744482027
val dood mijn man

>>744481675
>33 year old touchless, kissless, virgin.

and you're here complaining about 'hookup culture' - really? please, nigga. get some experience before moaning about shit you know nothing about.

>>744483781
I'm not going to upload my diagnosis. Fuck that.

http://www.leokannerhuis.nl/PoliAmsterdam

>>744481675

Dit zal nooit meer veranderen. Of heb je nog valse hoop?

>>744483878
so you wanna add "pathological liar" to your diagnosis? at least that would be self-diagnosed. that'd be diagnosed by me.

>>744484013
as if you have a MD

>>744482027
So your childhood and teenage years have been fucked up by overprotective parents.

But what did you do once you moved out and let your parents behind? You did move out, didn't you?

>>744484181
well I don't, but I'm sick of people claiming they have autism or aspergers when in reality they're just terribly socially awkward. Also, this is /b/, where everything is made up and your word of honour doesn't count.

>>744481675
How did you make it to 33 in this state? You should have an heroed or shot up a place years ago.

>>744484232
moveed out, work from home

>>744482027
i'm an exchange student in your country and i had sex with like 12 girls in the past 4 years, most of them in the same year bc i have a dutch gf now. also im kinda cheating because girls are sending me nudes all over the place. im not trying to make you pissed, i just want you to get frustrated and kill brown people

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Because it never became popular hooking up or sex is the continuation of our specis. Unless you are autistic you would realize the need for sex and procreation.

>>744484421
>I'm sick of people claiming they have autism or aspergers when in reality they're just terribly socially awkward

it's a pretty good indicator of autism or "on the spectrum" if you are socially awkward. basically if you are like op and have never had a gf or been laid there's a high chance you have autism. just saying. there's no nice way to put it.

>>744482027
do some drugs man

>>744481675
Just accept what happened and move on with you life.

>>744485151
No shit I started smoking weed and now I'very been in a 3 year relationship with a 7-10 solid.

>>744485436
lol nicely done. I mean what does OP have to lose?

>>744485686
his virginity

>>744485033
yeah, but its also a pretty good indicator of being shy and introvert. You're just going for the maximum, its like googling headache and then coming to the conclusion that you must have final stage cancer. Occam's razor, man.

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>>744481675
>Tinder turns 10 today

Tinder was announced in 2012, faggot.

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>>744485874
Well if being a 30yo virgin is any indicator then yeah that headache that you have is a strong indicator for full on brain cancer at that point.
Occams razor is right. simplest explanation is probably the correct one. it is autism.