Would you date a cripple?
>>734411265
date probs not, rape sure, they can't run
>>734411265
Like she walk cripple? Or (insert other crippling conditions that are similar)
>>734411265
If their name is emi, then sure
whats the worst thing a girl has done to you?
somehow showed up (uninvited) at my friends house where we were drinking, convinced me to get extremely drunk, then had sex with me
told her no repeatedly but legit was too drunk to even really move
not sure how my dick worked i was only 17 at the time though
that was also my first time having sex and i feel p fucked up from it still two years later
she was my girlfriend once but we broke up when we were 16
constantly played with my emotions and gaslighted me / sexually harassed me
inb4 wah guys cant be raped
>>734410792
Heart break
Ignore me
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>734402014
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Ok.
still here
thoughts on lil peep?
>>734409123
Idk who this lil peep is but he looks retarded. Most likely autistic.
>>734409343
he makes music. i think he looks cool!
>>734409456
When did justin Bieber get tatted up bro?
Would you touch your bone sculptures with unclean hands?
I wouldn't touch it.
Is that some kind of sexual euphemism?
Sup /b/. I wanna try Opioids but I'm not sure where to start. I just want something that'll chill me out. Anyone got any advice for me? I'm looking into Oxycodone at the moment, is it good?
Also general drug thread.
Yeah oxycodone is nice. If you want advice though I'd say to leave well alone.
Obviously you're going to do it anyway though, so just do it maybe once a month.
Getting high is fun, drug addiction isn't.
Stop! Opioids is not a drug you want to recreationally take. High level of dependency, smoke or eat some weed if you want to relax. Trust me I've experimented with lots of drugs, but I ain't fucking with opioids.
>>734409834
howbout this OP : don't
even if you manage not to get hooked, you'll go the rest of your life jaded, realizing that your wildest dreams and greatest pleasures are nothing more than a tiny pill
source : experience
Hey /b/ My boyfriend and I broke up last week. I lost my job due to the breakup. I had to move out of his apartment and move in with my mother who lives an hour away.
About a month ago I started playing games Wow on his account. I got pretty into it and just hit max level before the breakup. I miss playing but can't afford to buy it.
Is there anyone who would be generous enough to buy it for me? You could do PayPal and I'd be happy to repay you when I start working again.
And before anyone asks, I will not show my tits.
Tits or get the fuck out you fucking whore.
>>734410457
Well then.... no.
Tits and timestamp required nigger
Faces of /b/
We can be losers together
Oh you again. Yeh why not? here, me.
Im drunk o soeed since a few days so ysah look more like shit than usual
I don't even care that I am taking the bait
>>734408777
Well well.
If it ain't Ashlee/Mickey/ever the fuck you call yourself now.
Sharing pics of girls I fucked
Anybody interested ?
Second girl
bumperinho
>>734408587
More of her
Can i get a virus from saving pics I find on 4chan threads??
>>734409398
of course.
how ugly are my tits?
timestamp in red pen on my boob, kinda hard to read.
well....
IIII LOVEEEE THEM
i give em a 7
>>734409689
They look pretty nice to me 8/10
ITT: Weirdest place you've ever fapped
I'll start. This was almost a decade ago.
>Be fat
>Can't sleep, sign up for sleep study for sleep apnea
>they won't give me soda besides orange or grape because caffeine
>watch a little Mythbusters before bed
>lay down, get all hooked up
>no TV while you're sleeping
>I require white noise to sleep most of the time
>can't sleep, all the wires are making it hard to fall asleep
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>start to rub my cock
>get hard
>fap completely unaided, while hooked up to machines and cameras watching me
>keep it under the covers to hide it because I'm not a fucking creeper
>cum
>sleep like babby
>mfw nurse says nothing about it in the morning, but there's no way they didn't know.
seth go to sleep
>>734408917
how did you know my name wtf
>>734409023
The nurse.
With all the archeological evidence proving the Bible is correct, and all the geological science showing evidence for Noah's flood, and so many Biblical prophecies coming true, why do you still stubbornly reject the simple fact that the Bible is an authoritative social and scientific work?
>>734408145
Because you're blatantly lying, and you've pathetically been doing this for years, and also, religion is dead. There is no god, so deal with it.
Gr8 b8 m8
Source?
pic related.
4 speeding tickets in just over a year, fuck me.
>Senior year 16
>rushing back from lunch to get to graduation practice
>pulled over, 55 in a 35 right by my house, ticket
Then
>February
>driving home at 2 in the morning
>depressed and anxious to get home
>pulled over, 104 on the freeway, ticket ($500 dollars, FUCK)
Then, TWO in the last month, the first driving home from work, and another on the freeway. Do I really speed so much more often than other people? Or am I unlucky? Is it just because I'm not fully mentally developed? But, most importantly, am I totally fucked as far as being insurable and having a license? Or at least getting it back eventually.
>tldr: 4 tickets in under 18 months, how fucked am I?
>>734410293
Sorry, 16 as I. 2016, I'm 19 years old
How about this.
Don't fucking speed.
>be me
>25
>male
>never a single ticket in my whole life
>never seen need to "I wanna go fast"
In all seriousness though, not much. I have a homie who's about to go to prison for back fines and he just got 3 more traffic violations Friday. You'll pay a hefty fine and be on your way.
Also
>>734410351
What's it like to get fucked by an animal like a dog or a horse?
Male and female perspective is appreciated.
>>734407071
nice shop
>>734407162
Thanks, anon.
from a male perspective: was in a relationship for a while where my partner was into pegging, but while drunk one time actually admitted that she thought the idea of me getting banged by a dog was super hot. She had a black lab at the tine, male and un-neutered so I agreed to actually try it. There was a lot of shock and surprise involved in me agreeing, but eventually I decided to try. A few things:
1) Dogs are fucking stupid when it comes to sex, and they have a very hard time finding the hole without help.
2) Dogs do NOT hold back, once they realize they're in the right spot, they ram it home and pump like they're drowning and the only place there's air is in your asshole.
3) They don't last very long, but after about 2 or 3 minutes a large ball at the base of the cock swells up to a huge size and locks it in place. Apparently with women this doesn't really work, but with guys it does. Note that startling the dog at this point is a VERY BAD AND PAINFUL IDEA.
4) The feeling of the knot on your prostate is actually amazing, but orgasming with something that size in your ass is a bad idea. You might not be able to prevent it if you're touching your dick or you're a faggot though.