20 minute Undertaker entrance
>mfw Beeg wins the Andre battle royal for the second time
>I'M A GIANT
I can guaran-fucking-tee you that I have better facial aesthetics than you. I am a literal 9.5 on the looks scale. Do you know how many girls say that I look like Zayn Malik? I am a literal dead ringer for that little faggot. I get pussy every fucking night you silly cunt. I bet you're some fat shit 300lb neckbeard who fucks his pillow on friday nights because no girl would ever fuck your tall lanky fat ass, am I right? Get mad faggot.
You should flog yourself 100 times.
You need to suffer.
I’m willing to conduct your torture personally.
Give me your name, address, and a way to identify yourself, and then I will come over along with some legal documents regarding consent, and will torture you.
I will warp your head in a towel, and then pour water over your face.
I’ll chain you to a wall, and make you stand for days on end.
I will starve you, and leave you dehydrated.
I will shove needles under your finger nails. I will break your toes, and then amputate them. I will hammer nails into the bones of your fingers, and I will cut off your fingers centimeters at a time.
I will burn your hands off with a propane torch, and then I’ll make you eat the ashes.
I will make an incision, then slowly peel the skin off of your arm, strip by strip. I will spray your exposed tissue with pepper spray, then will rip it off with dull pliers, then I’ll sew your skin back on.
I’ll make you watch as I saw your arms off, inch by inch, after I repeatedly hit them with a thin metal rod, causing severe contusions and multiple fractured and cracked bones.
I’ll plug your ears, blindfold you, and plug your nose, then leave you there for hours as a machine repeatedly stabs your feet with a very dull stick.
I’ll rip your hair out, along with whatever part of your scalp comes with it, and I will etch “idiot” into your skull.
Top 5 wrasslers you think could really go in an actual fight
ETERNAL DON'T FUCK WITH THIS LUNATIC
2. Scott Steiner, especially pre-poppa pump when he could actually bend over at the waist edition
5. Stevie Ray
Your 5 biggest pussies
ETERNAL SO DELUDED HE BELIEVED HIS OWN HYPE
1. Ric Flair
2. Shawn Michaels
4. Psycho Sid
Which actor do wish was a wrestler/manager?
>Tfw Claire Danes will never cut a scathing promo on the state of the divas division
No he wouldnt, he randomly attacked people in matches randomly with weapons. Dude would get fucked if he tried that shit on dudes like Haku.
DUNNUN DUNNUN DE DUH DUH DUN DEEEEEEEE DUNNUN DUNNUN DE DUH DUH DUN DEEEEEEEE DUNNUN DUNNUN DE DUH DUH DUN DEEEEEEEE DUNNUN DUNNUN DE DUH DUH DUN DEEEEEEEE
whose theme lads?
Post your favourite feuds in-terms of pure consistency of match-quality.
>Zayn vs Cesaro
>Angle vs HBK
>Neville vs Kidd
>DBry vs Orton (the first chapter of it when it was Face vs Face respect, not the over-played DBry vs Heel Authority Orton)
I'm glad I already sold my ticket. I live in Arlington and I had been saving for WM since I heard the rumors, before it was even official, I already had money saved up. I had enough saved for the axxess pass, HoF ceremony, and floor seats 5 rows from the front, and I sold everything. I'm so fucking bummed.
What the fuck was Tyson Kidd thinking back then when he had that shit hairstyle I mean got damn hahah
>tfw used to play the shit out of SvR2011 and he had this fucking hairstyle
Jesus christ, really
having just one small line of hair must feel weird
>used to meme and ironically like Ryback
>Now I unironically am a mark for Ryback
What happened to me?
>Bayley using Quan Chi
>Sasha using Kung Jin
Boy do I miss /mkx/
>b-but i was only trollign!!111
GOD I fucking HATE smelly fucking Indians
>AH MAH GAWD THIS IS MUH FIRST RASSLEMANIA
>MAH BOYFRIEND AND MEH MUM IS WATCHING
>IVE RASSLED MEH MUM FOR YEARS AND THIS IS HER FIRST TIME SEEING HER DAUGHTER RASSLE ON THE BIGGEST STAGE
>[tears up while talking to the camera]
>OH I JUST GOT HUGGED BY RAYZOR RAYMOND
>[Based Kev says hi Paige]
They should make more WM backstage stuff, the Roman and Sting part gave me all the feels.
Daily Reminder that this would've been the greatest match in History of the E had it happened
No, it showed Sting on the verge of tears before coming out of the gorilla and hugging it out with Vince backstage after the match and a devastated Roman getting hugged by a crying Vince and HHH with Bork telling him good job kid and Seth telling him you're next in this whole thing my friend.
I can't believe that some assmad mod would damn everyone on the board to early baldness just to feel good about himself. He probably bald due to poor diet, shit genetics and being a Deanetty fan.
>Finn Balor is injured now too
Come the fuck on already...
>As noted, Alberto Del Rio has been dealing with a lower back injury. It's said that while Del Rio will be facing WWE United States Champion Kalisto at Fastlane, he's not 100% but is good enough to go. We noted before that Del Rio suffered the injury from a Brock Lesnar suplex in the Royal Rumble 30-man main event. Word now is that he was injured from either taking a vertical suplex from Lesnar at the Rumble or a German suplex on the January 18th RAW event.
And I bet Vince will still wonder why everyone is dropping like flies.
>There was a lot of backlash online this past week after it was revealed that Braun Strowman vs. The Undertaker was being planned for WWE's WrestleMania 32.
>Multiple source say Strowman is improving and you can see it when he works out. It's said that Strowman is a lot better than what we've seen on WWE TV and that he can do a lot more in the ring than what we've seen so far, according to PWInsider. Apparently Strowman's skills are being saved for a bigger stage, likely the grandest stage of them all - WrestleMania.
>We've noted how Vince McMahon sees Braun as one of his projects. Vince has taken a big interest in Strowman and building him as a top guy. It's said that the everything to do with Strowman comes straight from Vince McMahon - everything from how he's been presented, to the way he works, the way he picks opponents up, the way he stumbles around and sometimes takes bumps, all those are edicts from Vince.
>While the Braun vs. Taker WrestleMania singles match may have been nixed already, it was said that WWE does have a longterm plan for the former strongman champion. There was even talk of doing Strowman vs. Brock Lesnar around SummerSlam time, if everything goes well with his performance at WrestleMania.
Post yfw he turns out to be Kurt Angle tier in the ring and we've been worked this whole time
>del rio was GOAT in lu and aaa
>comes back to wwe
>saddled with fucking zeb colter and the league of jobbers
>even after going over cena clean still seen as worthless
>have to work through back injury to fastlane just to job to manlet
>then after surgery and recovery back to jobbing
>mfw Braun hits a standing 630 on taker then throws him out of the ring then hits him with a spaceman plancha
Braun Strowman once made love to me in a subway restroom.
Since that day I've always known that the guided touch that giant blessed me with would lead him to becoming one of the generation's finest sports entertainers.
>just read Jim Cornette AMA on >reddit
>he basically said he doesnt even watch wrestling anymore
this guy is a fucking faggot, if he doesnt watch the product then how the fuck can he comment on it and act like he knows whats wrong/right?
>tfw you'll see the day where Braun and Ryback will Main Event Wrestlemania for the WWEWHC