>you see, janitor-ah, the thing is-ah, i am the game-ah
Because mods here are autistic.
They move wrestling threads to /asp/ and then pretty much abandon the board, leaving it full of shitposting. Only after we the mass spam started they finally realized that this place had a problem. Now they're deleting threads, not because they try to make this board better (which would be really easy by making a separate wrestling board), but because they are butthurt about the spam.
>Implying it was not that one 12 years old guy shilling Ramen and Steroid guy during the whole thread
Who's reminiscing, watching Destruction Of The Shield again here?
>oi m8 cum here and lick me dirty feet u lil cunt
>that feel when Roman will never achieve a pop like this
>mfw roman will NEVER EVER get a reaction like this
I'd let her use my dick like how she used Jay Lethal's dick if you get what I'm saying.
Mods are butthurt babbies. No one disagrees that the spam is a problem. It's the fact that they are intentionally *leaving* the spam threads as they are and just deleting the general over and over that is annoying me.
Tell me who your favorite wrestler is and I'll tell you why CM Punk is better.
>still thinks everyone wrestling fan on the internet is a gay, fedora-tipping, pony watching smark
total package right there.
Smarks are so hypocritical. They don't like Roman Reigns because he is not a great talker, but they all love Chris Benoit who couldn't talk to save his life. I like them both, because they both had/have good characters, even if they can't speak that well.
Because Chris was good enough in the ring to offset his lack of charisma. Roman is mediocre, at best, in the ring. He is above average in absolutely no aspect. Thoroughly bland.
Benoit was intense as fuck and had great body language. Roman just sucks.
I'd agree. It's all important, but you do get people who aren't good on the mic, yet they still ooze character with their more subtle mannerisms. It's not as clear cut as good promo and good wrestler.
It's 2016, and people STILL think Roman Reigns is bad in the ring. All of his PPV matches get 3+ stars. He had a 4 star match WITH BIG SHOW. He is a great wrestler. He is exciting in the ring, and he is fast paced and does power moves.
I know. It is so stupid.
During his WHC reign, yeah. And, it doesn't even matter. The person you want to position to be the top guy should rarely lose. So, when they do, it is a huge deal (see Triple H at WM 20, 21, and 22).
I wouldnt say he is a great wrestler yet but he has had some good matches in the past year. I dont mind him, but I dont find his character/personality interesting enough to either reallylike or dislike. With Cena he had a big personality which played into peoples feeling so they either loved it or hated it.
Roman does have a good personality. WWE booking is killing it though. I feel as if the build up to WrestleMania will right a lot of the wrongs done to his character in recent months, though. Because when WWE really want to book something right, they can.
I can't completely disagree with you. I thought Cesaro would have been a great guy to become a face of the company. But Reigns is good too. I am not a huge Reigns mark, but I do realize that he is making the ratings slowly start climbing back.
name some fedorable wrestling related opinions that make you immediately lose respect for the person saying it
> Ric Flair is the GOAT
>implying Triple H isn't one of the greatest heel WWE Champs of all time
I actually won't deny that at all. People to readily forgot how awesome he was in his prime.
Key words, in his prime. I shudder to think how they'd book him in 2016, or rather how he'd book himself.
>I'M-AH NOT GONN-AAAAH DEFEND THE TITLE AS THIS PPV
>THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
>I DON'T NEED TO
>BUT I JUST DON'T WANT TO-AAAAH
Anyone who complains about match results and doesnt just watch for the wrestling. You are a fucking mark, just cause you cheer heels or indy guys doesnt make it different to a kid getting upset if Cena loses.
pretty much this, i have wrestlers that i really like more than others but i don't throw a temper tantrum online if they lose.
the only time i find myself frustrated with pro wrestling is if the workers are terrible(constant botching) or the promos are cringeworthy
If you disagree then tell me what match of his you think should be 5 stars.
Melzter ratings arent perfect but they are a decent guideline, there are some of his 5 star matches I think "come on it was good but 5 stars really?" and then other stuff he totally should have given 5 stars too.
I am the RYBACK mark. I'm the guy who wants him to come out acting like a beast in chains and get fed wrestlers by a heel. "UNLEASH THE RYBACK" shouts the heel. Cut promos where Ryback is chained up and the heels tease him or throw tomatoes. Have a true friend (probably Dolph) who gets his ass kicked by Ryback all the time but never gives up because he knows his friend is in there and "Ryback would never give up on me".
Fuck Roman. I ain't that guy.
Not him but some of the Bryan/KENTA confrontations and Bryan McGuiness stood out to be as soon as I saw them as 5 Stars and I was really surprised they didn't get that honor.
That said I don't really care about Meltzer's opinions, they're just one guy's take on things. They hold about as much weight as any other man's.
>At least wait until it's at least 500~600 posts in before making a new one.
It's our board. We'll do as we please.
If you don't like it go talk about woodflip on /sp/
Its okay when muh wrestlefu sasha does it though right?
Or when asuka pretends shes afraid of cockroaches and has amiibos for attention.
>It sounds like WWE NXT Champion Finn Balor may have suffered a leg or ankle injury at last night's NXT live event in Nashville, Tennessee.
>Balor was seen leaving the venue on crutches and with his leg wrapped. Several fans saw him being loaded into a car after the show ended, and it was said that he could not move that well on his own.
When was the last time you saw Kane believably sell a move?
Dude is faking it, seeing Breeze job out to Titus in Superstars would put doubt in anyone weather they should move up to the main roster.
I miss the Real Americans. League of Nations gives Swagger and Coulter the perfect opportunity to come back as a face faction recruiting some other muricans to the cause in time for Cesaro to come back from injury.
where you when Balor was kill?
> Baylor University in Waco, Texas has filed an injunction to block WWE's all trademarks relating to "Balor Club," according to PWInsider. The university has until March 5th to file an opposition or request an extension.
Sometimes shit just doesn't heal right. He's not exactly young either. He'll probably be fine, but worst case scenario he's going to be very prone to further injuries. It depends on how bad it is I guess.
>monster energy drinks
woah we should down some of that MONSTER ya got and watch funny le flash animations on Newgrounds
Le big gay dance
>He keeps screenshots of reddit saved on his computer
What if I told you for only 9.99 you could get every PPV, a whole catalogue of WWE, WCW, ECW and more, great exclusive shows like "Edge and Christian's show that totally reeks of autism", "The Stone Cold" podcast and "Legends House" as well as much more.
My champion balor win 50x nxt champion
Samoa joe 50x burger eating champion
WWE have left people off of TV for extended periods without firing them, they're very lenient.
Marks such as yourself thinking they'll fire people because they regularly job ON TV is laughable.
As an NXT project, he has a job for life on merit of Haitch's ego if nothing else.
Allow me to indulge you in some thread count autism for a moment.
Pic related is where our shit got fucked up. If we count every thread that got full after that, the true thread count is... 1843.
So, whoever wants to play ban roulette by making the next thread, please make the thread number 1844. It would be a shame if we cheated our way to 2000 by Mania.
can we just take a minute to realize that the sunny porno was as bad as the rumble that reigns won? no one cared for the finish, no one wanted that result, and it came waaay too late for anyone.
Pretty routinely every match.
I actually watch his stuff, I really like his ring-work, he's a great wrestler.
He's just tremendously boring whenever he's not wrestling. Like, an assault on my senses boring.
It's the mandatory flippy spot for every Face positioned prominently on NXT.
Zayn does it too, I prefer his tbqh, he gets a lot more momentum.
Though Balor looks graceful like a swan
Safe spot to pop the crowd and emphasize the more athletic, indie-style NXT likes to tout.
Also half the NXT roster would probably start suffering withdrawal if they didn't get to flip at least once a week.
flippyshit shouldnt just be any move with a flip in it desu, they are use to gain momentum and power.
flippyshit is like when people are doing flips for NO reason other than to look "athletic". Lucha Underground is full of this.