/wwe/ General #1780 - the literal GOAT Edition

Daily reminder the crowd popped when the face got eliminated

https://streamable.com/p6qj

>>911701
Fuck Triple H tbqh

>>911687

Fuck you guys, Brock Vs ADR would be elite tier compared to Brock Vs that fatass piece of shit

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Here's the proper camera angle for AJ Style's debut, lads

https://streamable.com/krv3

>yfw Motorhead hit

Pure ecstasy lads

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>>911716
His theme is crap honestly. Is it really "ain't no sunshine"?

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>>911701
>literal GOAT

even gaytch, deep down, doesn't think that he's the GOAT

How come Haitch got a pop? I thought smarks hated him

>>911722
Oh my sweet naive anon. He booked himself to be champion 16 years after his first main event run.

>>911723
Because they hate Roman more, not realising this entire thing is another attempt to get Roman over.

>>911723
Not as much as they hate Reigns

>>911723
Anyone but Roman.

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>/wwe/
glad how rumble ended and hyped to see wwe made great again by based haitch

>/asp/
butthurt af that their favorite outlaw darlings didn't win even tho they're jobbers and manlets

/asp/ies get the FUCK out

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>>911722
You're underestimating the ego of the Conneticut Blueblood

>>911718

>>911729
>>911730
>>911731
I honestly thought at this point Roman won everyone over

>HHH/authority comes out celebrates
>IT'S ROMAN REIGNS
>AND HE'S STEWING, HE'S BEEN SCREWED AGAIN BY THE AUTHORITY
>Congrats Hunter, now I want my rematch... at Wrestlemania!
>Well that's great Roman but you don't call the shots, I do.
>You can have your rematch tonight, but only after you face the entire League of Nations in a gauntlet match.
>Neuteral authority figure ("the board" or maybe Linda) comes out and gives him the rematch at Wrestlemania to the disgust of the Authority and delight of Roman's stupid face
>He'll go over HHH to become the three time champ

>>911736
LOL
He may have won maybe half of the marks over, but every single smark that exists wishes he would just get released.

>>911736
What would make you think that? One segment where he took Trips out with a chair?

>>911736
See
>>911708
He's over alright, so over that the crowd when into an uproar once he got eliminated.

>>911736
No way. He got a lovely chorus of boos the second his music hit. 2 years and still he's getting lukewarm reactions, sometimes downright poor reactions. He's 'over', but not as over as THE guy should be. Compare his reactions to Cena's.

I don't know if they'll ever stop. If he still gets booed after being HHH then there's no chance he'll ever be over.

>>911737

>Roman, I am in charge and I will never give you a rematch.
>Oh yeah, well I think you're just a cowardy custard.
>THAT'S IT YOU WANT A REMATCH YOU GOT IT

>>911712
Haitch vs Brock will be good. Del Rio vs Brock could be great. Del Rio fighting manlets isn't helping him look like the beast he should be.

>>911742
Funny thing is Roman was actually booed the moment he entered the fucking Royal Rumble itself
>Cole says that the crowd has mixed feelings towards Roman
>literally all boos

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>>911716
How did the director fuck up that so much? Did Vince tell him to stick to Roman's face, as if we thought his reaction was important?

I knew he was coming, I still marked the fuck out.
Thank you based Haitch.

>>911749
Have you never watched a WWE broadcast before?

Kevin Dunn is an inept moron.

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>>911749
This is how:

https://twitter.com/OSWreview/status/691423869412966400

Is there still a chance that Wrestlemania Main Event wont be HHH vs Roman?

I mean I dont mind to watch them fight, but not for the title.

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I have a weird feeling that AJ will actually go after Owens meaning he'll be stuck in midcard tier and get involved with a love triangle with Ziggler and a random diva

>>911750
>That Suck it chop after he knocked Reigns out
I'm losing my shit here, I just know if I was watching it live it'd probably be my top markout moment of the year even though it's still young. I thought Reigns would win it though so didn't bother

>>911736
Nah. He wasn't even in the top 5 pops of the night. AJ, Zayn and literally Goldust got better ones. Even Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch got more love.

>>911729
>>911733

booking himself as the champ because he have the power to do that, doesn't mean that he himself believes that he's the literal GOAT

after all these years, he still tries to prove something, that he's the best and better than austin and rock, and that shows how paranoid triple h is
literally the definition of the b- player compared to austin and rock

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>>911737
I hate you.

Because you're right.

>>911712
Just realized that Brock could have a greut feud and matches with any of the League of nations members (given that they'd properly booked)

2016. HHH is champ. Darkest timeline.

>>911745
SEE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE IN HELL TO BEAT THE GAME SO SUCK IT BECAUSE THAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS

>>911753
We'll know come Fastlane. If someone who isn't Roman or HHH doesn't win the title then it's a lock.

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>>911763
Trips being champ isn't what's wrong

What's wrong is that in a couple of months he's gonna drop it to Reigns and make him a 3-time champion

>>911771
I miss Bryan so much:_;

I marked for him
Especially when they used The Game theme

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> Bray Wyatt now in a program with Lesnar for WrestleMania
> Inevitabily loses his 3RD WrestleMania match in a row
He's kinda like the new Undertaker, starting a streak...

>>911767
YOU SEE ROMAN THE THING IS YOU'RE NOT A BIG DOG, NO ONE CAN REALLY BELEEB DAT YOU'RE EVEN CLOSE TO MY LEVEL

AND AS I AM ONE OF THE A+ PLAYERS AND THE GREATEST CHAMPIONS-AH IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BUSINESS, THE BUSINESS THAT I LOVE AND I ALWAYS DO WHAT'S BEST FOR IT YOU WON'T GET YOUR REMATCH, BUT YOU CAN HAVE A MATCH RIGHT NOW

*LoN theme hits*

>>911769
I'm watching just now and Maggle says HHH is going to Wrestlemania so I think it's a pretty solid lock that Mania is Roman/Haitch

>>911775
FOLLOW

THE JOBBERS

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>Kevin Owens lost but still went over as fuck tonight

So based

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>>911771
>Roman
>3 Time World Champion

>>911773
Don't worry, now that the Rumble is over and he can't ruin it for Vince, they'll probably clear him

>>911786
Daily reminder it took Austin a full year to become a 3-time champion

Reigns will have done it in 6 months

>>911784
Shame his match against Deano was boring as fuck.

>>911736
That was for literally one night then he went back to being shit.

>>911736
At best he was a bit over when he beat up Triple H and when he won the WWE title the second time on Raw. After that, he started with the promos and that weird ass smile and thing turned sour prety quickly.
Literally the loudest booos of last night. Triple H got a huge pop both when he entered and when he eliminated Reigns

>>911736
How, by not improving at all?

If CM Punk was still in WWE and Daniel Bryan was cleared, how hard would your indy dicks be /asp/ies

>>911771
I agree. As much as I dislike Haitch I could tolerate him being champ if this weren't such a blatant attempt to get Roman over. If there was a chance somebody else could take the title.

Trips going over so many young stars was all just for Roman Reigns. He may not have won the match but he sure as hell buried everybody in it regardless.

>>911795
Not very because they'd still be booked shitty

>>911796
They've got to get all these eggs in one basket babe.

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>>911775
Let's 'hypothetically' say, he wins against bork CLEAN.
How does that change things?

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>>911796
>yfw AJ comes out tonight and starts a feud with Roman and Haitch leading to a triple threat match at Wrestlemania when he wins his first WWE title

Let's not forget that Jericho was in for about 50 minutes
>COME ON BAYBAY
>gets thrown out

>>911791
Last man Standing matches always feel slow and drawn out

>>911802
Jericho was running the rumble you retard, also Styles is feuding with Owens

The camera work & direction was so fucking shit last night

>>911806
>Styles is feuding with Owens

What makes you think that? It's makes more sense to have a Zayn-Owens feud

>>911809
Zayn isn't coming up to the main roster before WM.

>>911801
It would come off as extremely forced. Going from 10 minute squash matches against Taker to beating Lesnar? Please. The Wyatts are ruined beyond any redemption at this point.

>>911801
He'll be truly the new face of fear defeating the guy who broke the streak
But again, Bray lost to Taker, so I'm not sure if that would even make sense at all.

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> Reports of Aries and AJ's shirts selling like hotcakes

>>911811
How do you know?

>>911805
I meant more in the sense of not many great spots happening. The most enjoyable thing was Owens setting two chairs in the ring and sitting on em.

>sets a table
>gets elbow dropped through it
>sets two tables on top of each other
>thrown through them
>sets chairs
>thrown through them

That was beyond predictable

HAITCH IS THE GOAT

>>911815
Because he's still feuding with Dean Ambrose and just gained another indy rival.

>implying AJ Styles will receive NJPW booking
People need to relax and realize WWE does shit super slow.

>>911812
>beyond any redemption
Bullshit. No one is EVER ruined beyond any redemption. Give it a few months and everyone's forgot everything and you move on.

>>911811
His TitanTron and promo on Backstage Fallout indicates otherwise

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>yfw KO eliminates Styles.

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>>911812
>The Wyatts are ruined beyond any redemption at this point

Hurts, but true.
And that's why I can't get hype for Brock vs Bray.

>>911821
Most of the titantrons in NXT had NXT removed from them.

>>911814
>yfw Aries vs AJ vs Joey Samoey

A few years ago people were laughing at TNA for getting people from WWE while WWE now takes people from TNA
top kek

>>911819
LMS was the blowoff to Ambrose vs. Owens

>>911829
It'll be carried over to FastLane.

>>911819
>Because he's still feuding with Dean Ambrose

There's no evidence of that

> and just gained another indy rival.

That's the whole thing we're disputing. There's no solid need for him to jump into a feud with AJ

>>911825
He was given a clear main roster 'Tron buddy

Didn't acknowledge the content of his promo either

You're in denial

>>911816
I see your point. There weren't many memorable spots, but the guys made up by having great psychology and selling

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>mfw Brock buries the wyatts at mania

>>911832
>Denial
Sure, when it's written by WWE all main move-ups occur after WM

>>911837
Except for all the callups that didn't happen then you mean?

>>911841
Who? Tyler Breeze who's currently in lower card hell?

Not really a valid point, Sami is going to be a mid carder borderline high carder, he's coming in after WM.

Whats the perfect match for AJ at Wrestlemania?

>>911814
>get happy for a second
>remember that time back in 2005 when Christian was so over his merch was outselling Cena and Batista and they buried him.

Hey guys I literally teared up a little when Sasha got that huge pop when she attacked Charlotte. I've no idea why this brought tears to my eye, maybe it was seeing her in the spotlight on her own after all time of being on the main roster.

>>911844
John Cena

>>911848
Cena won't be in WM sadly m8. It's gonna be a different mania this year

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>>911846

So i hasnt ever seen AJ besides the Gay community meme pics but i remember people lauguing at anons that sugested he wast a midget.

SO i was expecting a huge guy or at least Orton tier and what i got was a fucking vanilla midget.

And worse, he was such a non factor in the rumble that i cant see him being nothing more than a midcard.

Waste of a Rumble slot desu.

>>911853
He's about the same size or a little bit smaller than Neville

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>tfw for a second i thought Haitch would do the right thing and put Ambrose over and build a new main event star
>mfw Haitch just being Haitch and putting the future of his talent and the company aside and booking himself to be champion once again at 46 fucking years old

Anyone who thinks WWE is going to get better once Vince McMahon dies is in for a rude awakening.

What did Haitch say after he threw Reigns out?

>>911846
It was really nice to see real Sasha back and not New Day lite.

>>911861
Suck it mother fucker

>>911806
You mean Jericho was calling shots? I am still not sure how wrestling actually works, I know they talk to each other and you notice it sometimes, I laughed with there was a blotch near the beginning of the match between Dean and Kevin, Kevin Owens shouted something at him about you're following me lol.
I guess it makes sense, Jericho is a veteran and there's so many new guys these days.

>>911846
Why did it get a huge pop? Weren't tehy feuding anyway? Team BAD vs PCB and all that shit?

>>911865
Yeah, every rumble there's usually one guy who runs it from the inside, there's a reason why they would walk over to Jericho, look at him, then walk away. Plus I mean there's no other reason for him to be in their for 50 minutes at his age.

>Bill the Rumble as 1 vs 29 for Roman.
>Roman is taken back to rest around 15 and then comes back out at 29.
You honestly can't defend this even as a Roman fan because it's making the guy YOU LIKE look weak and incapable of doing the challenge they gave him

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>All those eliminations
>Pinfalls the past few weeks
>"Bye bye AJ"

Is the GOAT ascending?

>>911861
He was doing the DX thing, what exactly what was the DX catchphrease again?
Oh that's right >>911864
SUCK IT

>>911857
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EMBRACE THE GOAT FAGGOT

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>>911846
>womens wrestling

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>>911822

>>911866
RR was held 10 minutes from Full Sail where all the NXT neckbeards are.

>>911874
haha holy shit when did this get drawn

>>911875
also TNA was filmed in Orlando, couldn't have debuted AJ in a better place

>>911866
The crowd was a smarky crowd and seemed like it had a lot of NXT fans in it, who adore Banks. Plus she was gone for about a month with no explanation.

It was more team bella vs pcb. Sasha has been kept away from Charlotte until now.

>>911875
Or, you know, the RR inherently has a smarky crowd.

>That massive cheer when Reigns got eliminated
>That crowd firmly getting behind Ambrose against the GOAT
>Ambrose will still always just be second tier to Reigns

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>>911854
Thats still a midget.

>>911876
At that paint thread.

>Not browsing the paint thread.

>>911881
>implying it's not an honour to be Roman's little buddy

>>911844
AJ Lee v Sasha Banks

>>911846
Me too anon, me too.

>>911879
Ah right ta senpai

>>911744
>after being HHH
that made me laugh, that's some skin walker shit right there

>>911866
People in Florida eat a lot of processed food and there's quite a bit of estrogen in their water.

>>911846
I missed Becky crying, does anyone has an screenshot of it?

>>911868
So he did a good job?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxe7qIbpvEw

Literally perfect.

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>>911894

>>911882
> I need wrestlers to be x tall to like them

18+

>>911787
>after three separate doctors cleared Bryan, WWE doctor still won't

>>911896
Yeah, Jericho's one of the smartest men WWE currently has at their disposal despite the fact he's meant to only be doing house shows. I mean I hate his I'm a hip and cool dad gimmick but Jericho's still pretty good at what he does.

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You know it to be true

Why is Charlotte so terrible? She just knelt up and straight looked at Sasha after supposedly "passing out" and took her title
This is basic shit

>>911898
Top kek.

Becketty Lynecky

>>911899
Im just saying that you faggots lied about him not being a midget, is that Nakamura guy also a midget?

>>911902
Better if based fatass wins.

>>911903
She's done it before, she has a massive issue of no selling finishers, which is really really bad.

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Don't cry Becky.

>>911902
Could be good.

>>911898
>more sympathetic than Reigns with 2 months of booking vs his 2 years
Vince btfo

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Anyone else here marked out hard as fuck when Social Outcasts came out because they thought it was Jeff Hardy? I'm pretty sure the crowd thought that considering their pop.

>>911902
>We want the indy crowd
-WWE

>triple h Katie Vick burp laugh
>triple h troll yell before wrestlemania
>triple h invisible shirt vs Batista while Ric flair cheeses
>triple h pedigree almost kills a guy

What other goat botches has he done

>>911914
Having Steph's tit fall out when he had her set up for the pedigree

>>911873
Divas Sports Entertainment*

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>Ryback being booed the shit out of him.

Ryback to job up to Wrestlemania.

>That huge pop for Owens.

Owens to have MotN at Wrestlemania.

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>tfw going to have to sit through a 3 hour shitfest tonight to wait for a 3 minute aj styles segment

>>911918
DA BIG GUY

>>911902
This is a World title tier match. Could be the Main Event

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>>911845
They also wanted him to sign a new contract after that, but Christian went to TNA instead.

>mfw imagining Christian going to TNA in 2016

>>911919
>yfw he doesn't even appear

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>>911902

What's realstically happening at Wrestlemania:
>HHH vs Roman (WWEWHC match)
>Sting vs Taker
>Dean vs Sheamus (IC match)
>Brock (w. Paul) vs Bray Wyatt (w. Wyatt family)
>KO vs Sami Zayn
>Kalisto vs Neville (US match)
>Sasha vs Charlotte vs Becky
>Tag team shenanigans
>Andre the giant jobber memorial

Screencap this

>yfw they play hot potato and Haitch becomes a 17 times Champion this year

>>911914
He accidentally booked himself to win the Rumble in 2016

>>911921
>Main Event
>IC
??????????????????

>>911897
Yeah Dunn can go fuck himself for that camera work.
That was so retarded.

>>911928
Happened a few times in the early 90s

You can all thank Pat Patterson for the best rumble in the past 5 years

>>911925
sting's neck is fucked. will be taker vs cena senpai. yes, he will be back soon.

>>911925
I hope not, but I think its totally happening.
Is Sting in condition to fight?
No. Its going to be Dean vs Jericho
Yes, and its going to be awesome.
KO need a bigger role, maybe AJ or a triple threat
Cool match
OK
New day rocks
Nobody cares

>>911925
Sting is kill.

>>911926
>Haitch loses at Fastlane
>Haitc wins at WM
>Roman a 3 time world champion
>Haitch matches Cena tittle Reigns.

Book it Haitch.

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>WWEs new ace is really good in the ring but struggles to connect on the mic
>Smarks hate him
>Smarks love Triple H
>Both of WWE's two top heels are fat asses
>/mlp/ has the tag team title and fans love it
>The divas match was the best match on the card
>AJ Styles is in WWE
>Shinshuke Nakamura is about to debut in WWE
>John Cena will not appear at Wrestlemania

>>911902
Which one's Dean and which one's AJ?

>>911928
They want a baby face? They coud make Dean win yesterday. And there we have our MAin Event:

KO vs Dean vs AJ vs Bryan for WWE world Heavyweight Champion.

But no, WWE is stupid

>>911902
Throw Sami Zayn in there as well.

>>911911
Fucking Rusev killing tables and hugging Vince

Why.jpeg

>>911943
Calm down indyfag, Roman still has to go over for another year.

>>911925
Sting dead, bro.
>HHH v Roman WHC
>Dean v Jericho IC
>Kalisto v Sheamus US
>KO v Zayn
>Taker v Strowman
>Brock v Bray
>Sasha v Charlotte
>New Day v Usos v Dudleys - table/TLC
>Couple of midcard fillers like ADR v Ziggler and Ryback v MIz or some shit
>Andrew the jobber giant memorial service

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>tfw Dean could've [spoiler]and should've[/spoiler] been both IC and WWEWHC in the same night.

>>911939
>>WWEs new ace is really good in the ring but struggles to connect on the mic
He's mediocre in the ring at best.

>The divas match was the best match on the card
In terms of drama and story, sure, but actual action? No. It was just okay.

>>911939
>really good in the ring

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>tfw sting said it was an honor to fight against Seth
>Tfw both of them are kill

Reminder that Rusev was squashed and eliminated in 1:30.

>>911943

The only stupid person here is you for thinking any of that is plausible.

>>911723
I love The game. He's my favorite heel of all time.

>>911943
>4 way mania main event with no draws
You're the stupid one here m8

>>911926
You mean Roman.
They are going to continue this paradoxical booking 'make Roman strong, but he has to lose the belt to then get it back so he can look strong.'
Let's say for the sake of argument Roman IS as good as WWE wants us to think he is. He can juggle Mark Henry, Braun Strowman, Big Show and Kane while playing Beethoven's 9th Symphony with his feet and get a world record speedrun of Mario 64 with his tongue.
Booking it that he loses just to win the title back to pad out his stats is retarded. Just book him normally, don't build him up, then have him win, just to lose so he can then win again.

top heels
>Owens
>Triple H
>League of Nations (4 people)
>Wyatt family
top faces:
>Dean Ambrose

How is this fucking supposed to work? What does Brock Lesnar count as?
also:
>the guy with the most heel heat is a face

>>911952
What happened to Sting? Or has he just not recovered from fighting the GOAT?

How you like the wacky line?

>>911943
>Bryan
Why, he is dead and if he comes.back sometime, he will injure himself again

>>911959
His neck is fucked, it's best for him at his age to call it quits.

>>911723
nerds like him because of nxt. the queers from reddit or /woo/ sent him a gift basket

>>911957
Honestly Roman is easily on track to become a 20 time Champ, or at least get the record for the most title wins. He'll have 3 when just a few months ago he had none

>>911958
>What does Brock Lesnar count as?
He's the only real tweener in the company.

>>911956
Compared to Roman? Fuck off, retard.

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>IS IT?
>CAN IT BE?
>IT IS!
>THE PHENOMENAL ONE IS HERE!
>AJ STYLES!
>OH MY GOD!
>IT HAS BEEN RUMOURED FOR WEEKS THAT THE HOTTEST FREE AGENT IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT WAS HEADING TO WWE!
>STYLES IS HERE!

>>911958
>Rusev
>Top Heel

What? When did it happen?

>>911967
>He thinks a fatal 4 way is a good idea for a mania main event
>Not just a fatal 4 way but one consisting of mid carders and a guy that just debuted
>Calls others retards
Take your dirtsheet comment section tier opinions elsewhere faggot

>>911971
Rusev has been heel his whole WWE career

>Triple H is going to headline wrestlemania as the champ in the year 2016

What an absolute joke of a company.

>indie guy debuts
>smallest guy in the ring

Why the fuck did Lesnar just skulk off like a beta after getting eliminated? He should have went back in and tossed out 8 guys.

>>911975
MUST
PUT
ROMAN
OVER
MUST
PUT
ROMAN
OVER
- Vince's Brain

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Wwehwc mainia will be tripple threat hhh v roman v seamus

Mania main event should be HHH (c) v Roman v Brock
Finish the Brock/Wyatt feud at Fastlane, maybe in a #1 contender match.

>>911958
>HHH
>Heel


Is he? What has he done that was heel-ish lately? Honestly Roman has come off as more of a heel in this feud.
>Spears A HHH after winning the title for no reason
>Attack HHH with steel chair for no reason
>insults Steph when she threatened him for attacking her husband
>threatened to put 70 year old grandfather in the hospital
>throws 70 year old into daughter causing her to take a nasty spill into the ring
Roman has done nothing very face like in this feud. He comes off as a douche bag, who whines because people are holding him down. Even though the Authority wasn't holding him down until he attacked HHH

>>911980
How can one man be so lovable and Bulgarian

>>911973
Maybe not a four way but take any two from that four and you'll have a better main event than Roman vs Triple H.

AJ just debuted and he's already white hot. Sticking him in the midcard is retarded. Ambrose is more over than Roman. Fucking Daniel Bryan is the top face of the company. Owens is fat but whatever, he'd still put on a more entertaining match than Roman.

>>911980
kek, based rusev

>>911977
I think that's what everyone expected. It was gay that he didn't at least go in and F5 Bray.

>>911964
Meanwhile in a universe where Booking is fair and balanced, Roman would have a total of 5-7 WHCs in his entire career, Cena would be 9-10 and at least 5 other guys currently one the roster would have held it at least once.

>>911975
>beat sting at debut
>gets hip tossed by rousey later
>last person to beat Brock clean
>wins rumble even though first match since mania

The goat?

>>911822
Whoever eliminated AJ was going to get some nuclear heat. It's hard for smarks to hate KO

Then the redemption with Sami zayn 10/10 booking Good job WWE

>>911948
>Dean Ambrose wins the WHC
>Roman challenges for the title, doesn't win at Fastlane
>Roman goes full heel at WM, destroys Ambrose, somehow gets rid of the Authority as well

>>911988
That brock win wasn't clean.
No ones pinned brock in a clean match since he's returned.
Both pins were with the use of weapons and the steel steps.
Haitch also had shawn super kick brock

>>911822
"WELCOME TO WWE"

Vince told him to say that, I bet 5 on it.

>>911993
>were with the use of weapons and the steel steps.
It was no DQ, it's clean. Same with Cena.

How that WM card lookin senpai

Reigns v Triple H
Brayyyy vs Lesnar
Sasha v charlotte
Potential of Owens vs AJ or Owens vs Sami
Newday vs nobody because Tag team division is fucking dead

>>911992
Which is why I wanted Ambrose to win, because that way we get the possibility of the Roman heel turn.
We already know he's insane from the Loony Roman stuff. Just say he snapped and feels betrayed.
>But the IC Title
Have Dean defend at the start of the Rumble and then the WHC at the end. There.
But no.
Let's have the obvious booking.

>>911996
Beating someone in a no dq match isn't a clean win.

>>911997
I want the Dudleyz to come back and do a three-way TLC at WM with another team

>>911997
Ill add becky to that divas match since she keeps getting fucked over by flair.

>Reigns vs Triple H headlining mania

wew lad. Battle of the B players.

>>911982

>even though the authority wasnt holding him down until he attacked hhh

Do you have amnesia?

>>911999
I don't think you know the definition of the word fambambigelow

>>911844
>Whats the perfect match for AJ at Wrestlemania?

K-Kwik.

>>911984
Aj will not be put into the main event this quickly. This is Vince we are talking about, and you should know better. He will get a mid card title push at Maina, and that's it.

>>911998
Except the plan is to put Roman over as the top baby face, get with the program.

>>911999

Stop being dumb.

>>912004
I don't think you do either bruh

>>911857
No; it's just another angle to push fucking Roman again.

Kalisto's bacne triggers me.

>>912003
How were they?
During his entire feud with Rollins, HHH basically kept telling Seth to man up and deal with Roman and Dean himself. HHH didn't get involved at all during this time.

Whos ready for them to fuck everything up on raw

>>911994
Vince can't even remember Kevin Owens' name.

>>912008
and know who one of the most over faces was? Rock? Know what Rock had? A Damn good solo heel era.

>>911822
>>911989
This. AJ had the loudest pop of the night and KO is pretty loved by smarks so they won't shit all over him like when Strowman threw out Zayn.

>>911997
HHH v Brock v Reigns
Wyatt Senpai v Bullet Club
Sasha v Bex v Charlotte - ladder match
Ambrose v Jericho
Owens v Zayn
Kalisto v Rusev
New Day v Kiddsaro
Taker v The Rock
Andre the Giant match - Heath Slater wins
Pre-show:
Sheamus v Ryback
Ziggler v ADR

>>912016
Thats diferent because WWE doesnt has the time to invest into a heel turn with the lack of a top guy around.

https://streamable.com/jysv

>tfw The Game is still over as fuck

Anything else you lads want me to highlight?

>>912000
>Dudleyz build up tag division
>Ascension are power-house characters
>Gallows and Anderson at the big-man team
>Usos are high-fliers
>American Alphas (Gable&Jordan) are the technical superiors
>New Day are the combination wrestlers

Its just Vince doesn't give a shit about tag teams
>tag titles looks like squashed pennies

>>912024
Sasha pop?

>>912022
Cena is back in a few months.
Just have him go 'You lost your Loyalty and your Respect, you never had hustle.' or some other long speech about doing good and yadda yadda.
There, there is you face vs heel. Best part is, there will be an audience divide because some people want Cena to lose and some people want Roman to lose.

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>>911896
>So he did a good job?

Very good. It was one of the more entertaining battle royale style matches in long while. Didn't have to rely on surprise/gimmick/joke entrants. Kofi's little piggyback trick would have been the highlight of some past rumbles.

>>912014
They did that last night.

>>911845
Christian GOAT

>>912025
The Usos are NOT high-flyers.
Their jiggling frames can barely clear the top rope for their sloppy dives.

>>912026
Seconding this. Ramen btfo by a diva.

>>912028
That divide won't really be an issue because the people that want Cena to lose are the same people that want Roman to lose. You'll just get a Royal Rumble situation where everyone will cheer for the person beating on Roman.

>>911984
Patience young padawan.

AJ literally just debuted. Very few people, even company guys get pushed that quickly. He's the new guy as well as a famous indie wrestler, so that's double the amount of "dues" that he has to pay. Not to mention they're wrist deep in ROMAN LOOK STRONG at the moment.

But that being said, his shirt sold out almost instantly when pre-order hit the shop. That's cold hard cash, a voice that Vince actually listens to. He's not dumb, he knows AJ is a hot commodity, and if he makes him that kind of money, his push will come. Just not right now.

>>912024
when based hhh throws roman reigns over the ring

>>912041
Right up here lad >>911708

>>912026
On it

>>911901
>>912029
It made me a chuckle a few times early on when Jericho seemed too keen to almost be eliminated. He was basically just jumping over the top rope on his own when he realized there weren't enough near-eliminations.

>>912024
It was in Florida where he is a baby face, and he threw out Roman, of course he got a big pop.

>>912024
Highlight how just about every other babyface and even some heels got a bigger pop than Roman.

Guys what the fuck is WWE's problem with letting Dean do moves?
LMS matches are spotfests and he didn't really do any moves whatsoever. He did his shit clothesline and hit Dirty Deeds twice and I literally can't remember any other moves.

Also holy fuck Sasha Banks looked ugly.

>>912028
Or the audience could be unified in their desire to shit on that match

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>>911970
>OH MY GOD THAT...!
>THAT'S PAUL WIGHT!
>PAUL WIGHT WAS BENEATH THE RING!

>>912036
Vince is actually very stupid. Listen to the Freddie Prinze Jr. Jericho pod, if Vince doesn't see something one way you can't change his mind.

>>912025
Don't sell American Alpha short on the power game either

JJ is a fucking BEAST with all dem Suplexes

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>>911979
>Wwehwc mainia will be tripple threat hhh v roman v seamus

>Beeg and Kane eliminated by that bumbling tard Brown Strongman
God this guy sucks ass

>>912050
Top babyfaces movesets always get neutered

>>911966
Sasha.

>>912056
Penance for them stinking up the joint last year

>>912051
Then WWE has done the impossible and made an entire crowd of over 2-5 million think in complete unison.

>>912056
Buckle up, he's the new Big Show. He'll be throwing youngsters out in the 2026 rumble. Not even fit to lace prime Show/Kane's boots desu.

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>>912043
thanks,.

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>"WACKY LINE!!"
What does he means by that?

For Sasha's Pop (shit was huge)

https://streamable.com/ef3f

>>912059
Good point
>tfw tomorrow she'll be back to twerking with team bad

>>912043
>>912067

Could you do Bron Strowman no selling Brock?

>>912058
Not THIS much though, this is just bullshit.

>>912065
VINTAGE LUNATIC FRINGE

>>912069
Which part? When he tried to put him over the ropes with a clothesline?

is Strongman x Taker happenin' at Mania, i hope not.

>>912024
Is Roman not wearing his contacts?

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>[THE CURRENT YEAR] of 2016
>the main event of Wrestlemania
>27-time WHC HHH vs 2-time former WHC Road Man Rains

>>912073
I think that was it, yeah? A friend pointed it out to me. He no selled something from Brock and he started stiff hitting him.

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>>912054
>mfw he kept performing a different suplex every time during that fatal four tag match

>>912074
No way, the match would be a bore and Shitman is likely to accidentally kill Taker if he tries anything besides his hug move

>>912073
Do those knees to the corner from Bork, especially that last one.

Also do every interaction HHH did with Ziggler because he just buried the fuck out of him.

>>912066
Based. She looked hot as fuck.

>gets down to 28 last night
>figure Sheamus and Haitch are left so we might get a return or debut in one of the slots
>counts down
>Dolph comes out
Literally forgot this loser existed, he needs to fuck off to TNA

>>912083
>Do those knees to the corner from Bork, especially that last one.

Christ, those were awesome.

>>912066

>According to the observer, Sasha is out injured

>>912093
>torn MCL :^)

>>912083
Gotcha, here's a bonus Zayn pop because it was a personal highlight for me

https://streamable.com/p5qi

>>912089
>Ziggy comes out #30 last year
>#28 this year
>gets nowhere near winning either time
lol
cuck

Wheres Orton

>>912066

BASED
O
S
S

>>911980


Based Rusev

>>912099
Injured his shoulder taking out the garbage bag.

>>912089
WHATS NICKY ZIGGS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE? AND WHY IS HE HELPING MATT HARDY BEAT DOWN EC3?

>>912050

Lose weight

>>912089
Triple H went right in and buried him too

>>912066
any rusev ones. like the one where he hugged vince or the table spot

>>912024

>Why is Triple H over in the place where he panders to fedora neckbeard smarks with NXT and opens every show by standing in the middle of the ring

Gee man, I don't know.

>>912066
Shame Becky's chances are more or less dead now, the most she can hope for a triple threat match with Banks and Charlotte for the title.

>>912066
Best part of the show

>>912096
Great reaction by Owens

>>912116
> s-smarks

Your Samoan husbando isn't over #faget

>>912120
Yeah. I don't know whether to be hyped that Sasha is in the title picture or disappointed that Becky is pretty much out.

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rooty tooty booty

>Never ending boos for everything Roman does

There comes a point surely where you just have to accept he's shit and no one likes him.

Tyson O' fucking Neil of all fucking people was more exciting to watch in the rumble than Roman.

>>912125

First of all back to woo you turd. Secondly, Triple H is essentially a face in NXT so why would you be surprised he got cheered in Orlando? Are you demented?

>>912120
I know this is lolWWE but it's a very basic story they're telling with Becky.

This is her "Zayn losing NXT Title Matches prior to [R]-Evolution" angle.

>>912083
https://streamable.com/aj8u

Borks knees, Jericho telling him to Knees included

>>912106
>so he injured himself doing moonsault

>>912125
This is coming from the guy thats obsessed with Roman and his looks/chest

>>912129

>Tyson O' Neil
>The city of smarks

Pretty sure Titus was also getting booed by the contrarian cucks in the crowd.

>>912120
>>912126
It's good for Becky in the long run. She's the type of character that will get over as the underdog with a few failed title shots before she finally wins.

I'm assuming they'll do a triple threat at Fast Lane & a one-on-one between Sasha and Charlotte at Mania...

>>911801
>Let's 'hypothetically' say, he wins against bork CLEAN.

Who says he has to win clean?

There are lots of ways they could play out the Brock vs Wyatt -match into a kind of "everyone wins" -scenario... for example, maybe it's BROCK who doesn't win clean? After all, it's not going to be a title match anyway.

...and who says HE has to win?

I've said it before:

Strowman and Lesnar in the ring, Bray and Heyman at ringside in a Belly vs. Belly shouting match.

>>912139
They booed the shit out of him.

I dont know why though, its not like he does anything to necessarily warrant that much booing

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>>912133
>Jericho telling him to Knees included

Based Y2J was Rumble MVP.

>>912139
Titus is just fucking boring after all

>>912144

Cause once again, the crowd is full of shit.

>>912144
It might be cause hes a wasted spot
>we only got 1 new day member in the RR

>>912142
A 4 on 1 gauntlet match at WM. Bork goes autistic and wins.

>>912144
Clearly, dey rayciss.

>>912144
He's pretty fucking bad in-ring and WWE has this weird obsession with trying to push him as an uppercard singles guy even though it's NEVER. FUCKING. WORKED.

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Why don't you own this shirt?

>>912144
He's basically a black jobber version of John Cena

need a new thread m8s

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>>912153

>>912131
I was about as surprised by HHH being cheered at the RR as I will be when he is overwhelmingly cheered at WrestleMania.

>>912138
lol it's not my fault he's such a fugasi joke

>>912152

>WWE trying to push shitters no one likes.

Crazy talk.

>>912154

>>912152
theyve never pushed him as anything more than a lower-midcarder though

hes basically harmless and from all the stuff he does outside the ring he seems like a really nice/good guy. he didnt deserve to get booed out of the place

They should have had Reigns eliminate Brock.
Imagine the heat.

>>912152

Fuck off back to wherever you came from. Not everyone needs to be "Le AJ Styles pham!"

He has literally never been pushed as an uppercard, let alone even midcard.

>>912151
But they loved New Day

>>912152

>WWE has this weird obsession with trying to push him as an uppercard singles guy

Literally when did this happen you dummy? Smarks making up things now? What a shocker.

>>912152
Theyve never pushed him that hard. what are you even talking about

>>912162
JBL keeps shilling him as a future world champ.

>>912164
>Not everyone needs to be "Le AJ Styles pham!"

He's barely even a Bad Luck Fale.

Titus is really fucking terrible outside of being a hot tag pal. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.

>>912164
>>912170
>>912173
Not him but Titus is really, really bad either way. I can see him getting boo'd on that merit.
Rightfully so.

>that moment when Oldust nearly took out Styles

That would have been a great start to his WWE career

>>912152
>He's pretty fucking bad in-ring and WWE has this weird obsession with trying to push him as an uppercard singles guy
He's been fighting stardust on superstars for months

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What if this was all Vince's idea and HHH is just waiting for Vince to croak so he can make WWE more like NXT?

R-Truth was literally the only entertaining thing in that shit match.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeshduVZeqY
>Get out in the ring, faggot
BASED AJ STYLES

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>>912153
Because I got this one instead.