xth for JeriFat
>haitch possibly winning or feuding with reigns for WM
as a european, besides the possibility of seeing becky having her big moment, i really doubt if I should stay up late for this annual hot mess
Orton has a last run in him
Big E could be WWE investing in their most over gimmick and let him break out as a solo wrestler
Luke Harper has got the build and style to be a big scary champ plus set up a potential wyatt in-feud break within the family.
What number will he be?
remembering hes meeting up his friend at burger king soon and will eat 5 whoppers.
>watched Lemmy Kilmister's funeral
>everyone with a name in the rock/heavy metal industry say emotional parting words and old stories they had Lem
>It's Triple H's turn
>he puts himself over and saying Motorhead helped him become a bigger star and that the WWE will miss Motorhead
>30th timer hits, nothing
>room goes black, video package plays
>police investigators burst into household
>pull out guns on some random psycho
>confesses to nonspecific but heinous crimes
>cuts to undertaker perform some necromancer shit on an unmarked grave
>arm Bursts out of grave
Do you mark?
IT'S JUST LIKE I USED TO SAY TO LEMMY BEFORE HE WROTE HIS HIT SONG
"LEM", I SAID, "LEM, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT AND I AM THAT DAMN GOOD"
I KNOW HE USED THAT AS INSPIRATION JUST LIKE I INSPIRED THE WW(audible beep) TO DEFEAT WCW WHEN I RODE A TANK INTO THEIR ARENA
>Roman standing tall at 29 as he dumps out HHH
>Vince, Steph and HHH in near tears
>Rock comes out
>Roman laughing at everyone, he knows he's won
>Rock dumps Roman and turns to Vince, shakes his hand threw the ropes
>Corporate Rock on the ropes as the counter clicks down
In fact, for anyone who cares, I've been tracking this.
People who's odds have gone DOWN in the past 72 hours:
>Triple H - 10/11 - 4/11
>Daniel Bryan - 20/1 - 12/1
>Mr. McMahon - 100/1 - 40/1
>Austin Aries - NOT LISTED - 80/1
>Becky Lynch - 200/1 - 150/1
People who's odds have gone UP in the past 72 hours:
>AJ Styles - 18/1 - 20/1
>Roman Reigns - 3/1 - 4/1
>Dean Ambrose - 25/1 - 33/1
>Rusev - 50/1 - 80/1
>Heath Slater - 80/1 - 150/1
>The Rock - 33/1 - 50/1
Shane O'Mac is going to be in florida tonight according to Meltzer
Man, Lana did put him in a bind with the whole tmz thing.
He should be the final boss by now.
>his time came and went
>he's literally 30 years old
He has plenty of time left. He's also one of the surprisingly best character workers/talkers they have.
I thought his part of promo was easily the best this past Raw and he was competing with Jericho, who despite his absolute shit-tier current content is still a massively practiced live and natural talker.
>Chris Jericho's current character is a fading superstar desperately clinging to the last shred of relevancy he's got
>He turns heel tonight in the Rumble by eliminating some indie darling, then going on to align with The Authority to help screw Roman Reigns
>He goes on to feud with said indie darling, culminating in a match at WrestleMania with his career on the line
>Jericho loses and finally fucking retires
>mfw lynettey marks thinks le wacky forget to kick out deaf girl will beat the genetically superior diva
I'm looking forward to watching the Royal Rumble tonight, right here, with /wwe/!
>tfw I would actually prefer to have Cuck-Man Punk show up than Ramen or Haitch
kofi vs. woods for luggage carrying.
also, tyler breeze makes a cameo.
Figures. If you're betting, use Paddy Power m8, the odds are a lot better in some cases.
Also, last year, the guy who runs their twitter got drunk and shitposted about how much he hated Reigns.
>Roman and Trips battling in the ring after Trips came in at 29 and threw out the rest of the geeks
>Who could possibly come in at 30 after Trips, AJ Styles? Nakameme? Angle?
How hard do you mark?
Streams for the Goddamn Roman Rumble
>inb4 wwe network
>inb4 /woo/ sream
C'mon I ditched my gf for this stupid PPV.
>I ditched my gf for this stupid PPV
this must be bait, nobody is this retarded
In the year of two thousand and sixteen, are the WWE seriously considering having triple fucking H go over at the rumble? Seriously that guy needs to fuck off, his main event run from about 2002 is what started the death of the WWE actually being good.
Casual fans know who Triple H is, hence why they're going to put the title on him.
Vince wants this Wrestlemania to be the most watched one of all-time, so he's going to make it full nostalgia hour.
Cheers m8 here's Becky Lynch Lips for your help
>being a Neville fan is suffering
I... it's still the Altitude Era, right guys?
Marty Janetty was Shawn Michaels former tag partner. They split, Michaels went on to be one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, Marty Janetty went on to be a jobber of absolutely no consequence.
>Wrestling didn't change my life... it SAVED my life! I'm telling you, I started really young, but I was going down a bad path before I started. I was drinking twice, sometimes three times a week, and doing things I really shouldn't have. There was a copious amount of marijuana involved. But then I started wrestling, and I gave up everything. I started working out, eating a good diet, and just did everything I could that I thought would benefit me. I also started studying a lot harder in school. It matured me a remarkable amount and made me completely focused. Lord, I don't know where I'd be now if I didn't start wrestling, and to tell you the truth, I wouldn't want to know. I love everything about wrestling... except the minor politics.
>smoking the green jew
>I believe in the big fight
Why does he keep saying this?
What the fuck does it even mean?
Does it just mean he's going to solve his problems with violence? Is it just an ostentatious way of saying "COCK DIS HERE FIST"
STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES, ROMAN
YOU MAY BELIEVE IN THE BIG FIGHT
BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT I MADE YOU, ROMAN
JUST LIKE I MADE NXT
I COCK DIS HERE FIST
I'd like to go on record and say Roman's spears all look like shit, the only saving grace is the people saving half the time. You'd think a guy who played football would know how to dive into a man.
MOVED ON TO HOLLYWOOD
BUT I STAYED HERE BECAUSE IT WAS BEST FOR BUSINESS
and it had nothing to do with my horrific acting career
Marty Janetty was Shawn Michael's tag partner with The Rockers.
Shawn became a HOF while Janetty became a nobody.
When someone calls X a Janetty, they meant that the guy is the weak link, loser, jobber, C+ player of that tag team or stable.
Dean gets called that because if you compare his achievements to Seth and Roman he's literally a midcarder for life when in reality is that The Shield was meant to replace the aging main eventers like Randy Orton, CM Punk and John Cena.
Janetty was just as responsible for the Rockers being over as HBK was though. Which does make the Dean comparison pretty apt considering he and Seth were the super over ones in the Sheild.
Honestly Dean and Roman were the over ones.
Roman was over as fuck with the hot tag and Dean was the speaker and personality. Seth got pops for his spots but fans were really rallied behind the other two.
>Shinsuke Nakamura in the ring cutting a promo on Raw
>When suddenly Ride of the Valkyries hits
>crowd goes wild, Bryan has finally returned
>Bryan says it was his dream to wrestle Shinsuke and that he'd love nothing more to face him at Wrestlemania....
>but Bryan then announces he can't be cleared for ring action and has to retire
>"So I've decided to bring one of my friends to wrestle you in my place"
>IS THAT? ITS HIM! IT'S NIGEL MCGUINNESS! AND HE'S HERE TO TAKE ON SHINJI NAKAMURA!
>Personally throw out all 28 other "superstars" including Daniel Goatman, Applejack Styles, Brayy Lmao, and Deanetty with nothing but spears and superman punches
>Break Rey "Literally Who?" Mysterio's record for time spent in ring
>Overcome all odds
>Suddenly eliminated by HHH using dirty tricks
Fuck, man. All I wanted was to look strong.
>Nakamura and AJ Styles making their debut on MizTV tomorrow
>Miz making fun of Nakamura's accent and mistakes AJ for Jamie Noble
>Beeg and Kane come out
>Beat up Nakamura and AJ, double chokeslam
>Chokeslam Miz through the announcers table
>I DONT THINK THEY SAW GIANTS LIKE THAT IN CHING CHONG LAND MAGGLE, I LOVE IT
>Cut to commercial
>entire Wyatt family in the ring
>gang up on Reigns early, eliminate him, systematically work through everyone else
>comes down to the Wyatts and Lesnar
>Bray makes a show of humiliating Brock before throwing him out
>only the Wyatts left
>Bray orders them to jump out of the ring and eliminate themselves
>Harper and Rowan do
>Strowman grabs Bray and throws him out
>THE NEW FACE OF DESTRUCTION IS CHAMPION
>WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE WWE MAGGLE
>show ends on close-up of Bray's surprised face
>Reigns beats Strowman at 'Mania
>>entire Wyatt family in the ring
>>gang up on Reigns early, eliminate him, systematically work through everyone else
>>comes down to the Wyatts and Lesnar
>>Bray makes a show of humiliating Brock before throwing him out
>>only the Wyatts left
>>Bray orders them to jump out of the ring and eliminate themselves
>Harper looks like he's getting out
>Bray has his back turned conducting the audience
>Braun stepping over the top rope, looks conflicted
>Braun goes to step back in, fans have taken note of this
>Harper superkicks him out
>Bray still has his back turned
>turns right around into a discus lariat that sends him out
If Roman wins, It devaluates THE WHOLE roster.
if he wins, EVERYONE ELSE is pointless.
i want him to get tossed out first.
that would make the rumble so much more entertaining.
He wouldnt look weak because its the Royal Rumble, and he didnt get pinned, or he didnt submit.
He got tossed out.
Pretty much. He should go out first, be followed by Vince (not at number 2, he just cuts a super-quick top-of-the-ramp promo to send the boys in to fuck Roman up), he gets jumped, tossed and Number 2 smugly awaits Number 3.
Then the rest is hype because the crowd know a new Champion will be crowned.
Instead they'll throw the golden opportunity away to make Roman fight to the final few and break a record of some kind.
I mean british style chain/comedy wrestling.
Sami Zayn is the only one who comes to mind. Neither Barrett or Neville actually wrestle that much in the classic British style, Nevilla kinda in a hybrid way.
Getting tossed out by a guy who's taken a beating from 20+ other people and has been in the ring for an hour will make you look like trash.
Roman getting thrown out won't look bad because it's billed as one versus all and he has a giant target on his back, and, you know, he's looked strong for three fucking months.
>Roman enters #1
>eliminates a few jobbers, maybe someone decent like ADR or Sheamus
>#15, Ride of the Valkyries hits
>cue robotic emotionless OH MY
>Bryan vs Roman begins
>after an arduous fight, Bryan manages to eliminate Roman
>later on in the match, it's down to Lesnar, Bryan, and Triple H
>HHH orders Brock to help him eliminate Bryan, but Brock just laughs
>however after Bryan shows his resiliency, Lesnar and HHH do begin ganging up on Bryan
>Roman runs down to the ring
>Superman punch to HHH
>Superman punch to Lesnar
>Crowd cheering Roman
>Bryan gets up
>Superman punch to Bryan and sends him over the ropes
>Roman leaves the ring, attacks Bryan a little more, then leaves
>either Brock or HHH could win but preferably Brock
All he did was get thrown around like a ragdoll while laughing..but I agree he exceeded all expectations and it was a surprisingly based match, but really they had to book it with his input being almost nothing because he's so so limited. You can only do that so many times, even Cena matches have far far more from the face who gets the beatdown.
no, but you are the champion, and everyone should be after you NO MATTER WHAT.
so there shouldnt be someone else tossing another guy out, it should be all vs. one person.
and if that one person wins, he beat everyone else.
he beat the entire roster.
no one should beat an entire roster.
but then the problem is that since they have built roman so far up, they dont really have anyone on the roster that seemingly could toss roman out, other than Braun or Brock.
and no one else can go against those guys.
im guess ryback could do it and it wouldnt be a heel turn, but other than that, Roman is overpowered.
i dont like him, but the fucking truth is, if Roman wins, he beat everyone else.
No one man on the roster should ever be able to say that they have beat the entire roster.
because who else matter then?
I should've just got a ticket and stayed over in London for the night. The only reason I didn't was due to how close to christmas it was, and I live on the other side of the country. I used to go to RAW all the time when I lived in London.
I only live in Kent, so it wasn't so bad. Next time they announce it, I'd recommend booking everything well in advance. You could probably do the whole event, travel and hotel for less than £150 if you're clever.
he should not get tossed out by a jobber.
someone who legitimately could do it, should toss him out.
someone like Rusev, Big E, Sheamus, Braun or brock.
in a desperate case Big Show or Mark Henry.
>but then the problem is that since they have built roman so far up, they dont really have anyone on the roster that seemingly could toss roman out
Nigga re-read what I suggested.
>Vince comes out
>sends the entire armada of non-Rumble participants after Roman to kill him early
>sympathy for Roman
>rest of Rumble is hype
Shit if you want GIGA-heat you can have Vince's music cut as Number 2 is coming out then have him have Number 2 be Sheamus leading a war-charge with every nobody jobber not in the Rumble.
Imagine how much better the product would've been over the last year or two if they had gone that most obvious fucking route.
There is nothing better than a well booked face that the smarks can get behind as well as the marks, you get the hottest fucking arenas (see Bryan at his run), all segments work better when the crowd are into it and not fighting against it.
>not betting on predetermined sports
fuck, it's ogre already
Train fares alone add up to £70 at least nowadays (that's two day long train journeys), on top of the ticket price. At least I have places I can stay. The London RAW crowds were always pretty great, I imagine NXT must be like the best part of those crowds intensified, thats how it came off on TV.
Lol you dummy. He was at evens just a few days ago and i asked anyone here who could bet on it to put their mortgage on it. When Cena got injured there was never going to be another option.
Last Man Standing matches are basically extreme rules matches, no DQ, weapons allowed etc. but you have to have your opponent down for the 10 count. You don't have to pin them, they just have to be unable to stand up for the 10.
Rubber matches don't have a stipulation, it's just a term for when 2 wrestlers have been feuding over a series of matches, and this is the final one, that decides the ultimate victor.
That sucks. Have you tried keeping an eye on your local train provider's booking system? I had to go up to Birmingham last year. On the day would've cost me £90, but booking in advance cost me £18. They do mental fucking savings on advance tickets.
But that will not gonna make heat, the rumble crowd is just like Raw post WM,
They are gonna boo anything Roman related and cheer for.Vince
And the early and unfair elimination of Roman will make him punch some heel jobber and steal his spot in the rumble later on, because that spot is just too much fun