/wwe/ general #1773 - BRIE MODE EDITION

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xth for JeriFat

IRAN, NUMBAH VUN! USA, ACK PUH!

>tfw no sheiky baby in the rumble

HUNTER GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOWWW

Reminder that JBL will win the rumble.

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WELL
YOU
SEE
THE
THING
IS
HERE
ROMAN..

>>899683
>IN THIS BUSINESS

>>899683
BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY ROMAN, YOU'RE JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH

YOU ALWAYS HAD THE LOOK BUT YOU WERE INFERIOR

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8th for Xatu

I like Triple H.

>>899694
Everyone with taste does.

FOLLOW

>>899693
Can't wait for her to become Pokemon League Champ tonight.

>>899667
>roman rumble
>haitch possibly winning or feuding with reigns for WM
as a european, besides the possibility of seeing becky having her big moment, i really doubt if I should stay up late for this annual hot mess

>>899704
Be like us and watch for this years wacky Legend show ups

>>899693
no webm of xatu using haze?

>>899693
I wonder if she has nerdy hobbies or she's just really silly and cute

WHO CAN SAVE WWE BY WINNING THE RUMBLE

>Bray Wyatt
>Big E
>Randy Orton
>Daniel Bryan
>AJ Styles
>Chris Benoit
>Luke Harper

THAT'S IT

>>899693
Cutest cutie in wrestling.

>>899709
Think she's just a bit autistic desu

>>899693
Can you pokeniggers not cyber during the ppv tonight?
Thanks

>>899709
she tried to be appealing to finn
>inb4 becky wears lego suits tonight

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>>899718
but anon, our queen herself is a pokemon fan

>>899713
>WWE Champ Brayyy Lmao
>IC Champ Luke Harper
>US Champ Eric Rowan

Make it happen Vince.

Hope Samoa Joe appears.

>>899713
I'd like to eventually see Harper as WHC

>>899733
>3
>2
>1
>ERRRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_FTekkYUk

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>>899713
>Randy Orton
>Big E
>Luke Harper

>>899744
Orton has a last run in him

Big E could be WWE investing in their most over gimmick and let him break out as a solo wrestler

Luke Harper has got the build and style to be a big scary champ plus set up a potential wyatt in-feud break within the family.

>3
>2
>1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYJDjsZH-ic
>ORLANDO HOW YOU DOOOIN

>>899738
>>899748
Nobody knows who these people are

>>899749
>Nobody knows who these people are in Orlando where NXT is filmed

Yeah okay Smark

>3
>2
>1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD_9bPh74PA

>>899754
>>899754
Literally who

>>899751
>doesn't watch nxt
>gets called a smark

That word has literally no meaning on this website anymore.

>>899760
This website is 18+

>>899761
>Muh vanilla midget league

Yeah no

>>899763
This website is 18+

>>899760
easy way to rekt ebin 'anti-smarks'.
Post forgettable old WWE guys and watch the 'who?' and 'outlaw' memes

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>>899718
REMINDER
E
M
I
N
D
E
R

>>899772
>4chan is filled with mentally ill faggots
Colour me surprised.

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What number will he be?

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Post Owens

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BOW DOWN TO THE

>>899784
What emotion is he feeling?

>>899787
Ecstasy

>>899786
BOW DOWN TO THE KING

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>>899787
remembering hes meeting up his friend at burger king soon and will eat 5 whoppers.

>>899787
'food'

>#27 entrant
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIi7C3qpAJo
>wins 4th RR
>WM ME Stone Cold Rock 4

>>899787
Remembering that Double quarter pounder with cheese he's getting after the show

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>watched Lemmy Kilmister's funeral
>everyone with a name in the rock/heavy metal industry say emotional parting words and old stories they had Lem
>It's Triple H's turn
>he puts himself over and saying Motorhead helped him become a bigger star and that the WWE will miss Motorhead

>>899800
It's all about the Game...

>>899800
WELL YOU SEE, MOURNERS, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

Who would you rather ride with?

>The Shield (when they were together)
>The Wyatt Family
>The New Day
>The League of Nations
>The Social Outcasts

>>899770
> get angry that no one knows or cares about your outlaw literal whos
> pretend the other guys are angry
Aspies, ladies and gentlemen

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>>899708
i got you senpai

Just wondering, why do we still have generals? This entire board is basically wrestling now anyways.

>>899823
I AM THAT DAMN GOOD!, you see quite frankly..

>>899828
I'm sure Vince was glaring at her before she went out, "WHAT ARE YOU WEARING DAMNIT!"

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Are you ready for part time world champ to reign again?

>>899825
oh man, the new day, LoN and #SO would all be pretty based.

but, theres most room in the New Day car.

>>899833
Kek
Got anymore? And who is he with

>>899823
LEMMY MAY HAVE DONE SOME CRAZY SHIT, HELL HE WAS A BIT OF A LUNATIC

BUT THERE'S A REASON THEY CALL ME THE GAME

>>899748
Would mark/10

>>899837
Better than literally every other possibility so yeah.

>>899837
Heyman looks like such a merchant in this picture

>>899839
looks like corbin

>>899713
>30th timer hits, nothing
>dong
>room goes black, video package plays
>police investigators burst into household
>pull out guns on some random psycho
>confesses to nonspecific but heinous crimes
>cuts to undertaker perform some necromancer shit on an unmarked grave
>arm Bursts out of grave
>music cues
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M6g4D4dStmY

Do you mark?

>>899840
IT'S JUST LIKE I USED TO SAY TO LEMMY BEFORE HE WROTE HIS HIT SONG
"LEM", I SAID, "LEM, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT AND I AM THAT DAMN GOOD"
I KNOW HE USED THAT AS INSPIRATION JUST LIKE I INSPIRED THE WW(audible beep) TO DEFEAT WCW WHEN I RODE A TANK INTO THEIR ARENA

>>899844
Well, he literally is one.

>>899825
LoN, no question. The bantz would be brilliant.

>>899849
I shit my pants and cry tears of joy

>>899849
I literally shart my self into submission

>>899825
Probably the League or Wyatts
League because Rusev and Barrett seem absolutely bro-tier and Wyatts because the same can be said for Bray/Luke.

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>>899850

Will the Rumble have a custom set tonight or will it be shit as per usual?

>>899837
>2016
>part time champions

Brock doesn't need the belt, he's above the belt

>>899869
gives it more meaning.

>>899865
>modern wwe
>custom stages

>>899865
probably a billboard-sized reigns face above the titantron

>>899827
It was a WWE guy lmao
18+

>>899871
Belts should go to young stars like Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Kevin Owens

>>899878
Who

>>899881
>there are people who actually want Ramen and Deanetty as champion

>>899849
I would cry in happiness for the rest of my life

>>899881
>Roman Reigns
>Kevin Owens
>Dean Ambrose

No

is anyone going to be streaming the rr
[spoiler] besides the wwe network for only 9.99 [/spoiler]
tfw no spoilers

>>899894
i think it's only wootube that does it in good quality. it used to work on my tv web browser but no longer does.

>>899900
can you hit me with a link

>>899902
watchwrestling will do the job, i guess

Paddy Power have just absolutely slashed the odds on a Triple H win tonight.

So, /wwe/, ARE YOU READY?

>>899905

i can't wait

>Roman standing tall at 29 as he dumps out HHH
>Vince, Steph and HHH in near tears
>3...2...1
>Rock comes out
>Roman laughing at everyone, he knows he's won
>Rock dumps Roman and turns to Vince, shakes his hand threw the ropes
>Corporate Rock on the ropes as the counter clicks down
>3...2...1

*glass shatters*

>>899894
The network is free you fucking idiot

>>899905
>AJ Styles
>Daniel Bryan

HUEHUEHUEHUE

>>899907
>31 entrants

>daniel bryan wrestled a house show by me yesterday

he's back bros

WHERE CAN I LIVE STREAM THE RUMBLE, NEED SOME SOLID LINKS I DONT HAVE THE NETWORK IM OUT OF TOWN AND I NEED TO MARK WHEN AJ STYLES COMES OUT

>>899918
Why would you lie on the internet

>>899918
fake

>>899920
WWE NETWORK ONLY 9.99 MAGGLE

>>899920
If you're an AJ mark and don't know the URL for /wooo/tube I'm very confused

>>899920
SIGN UP FOR THE NETWORK IT'S LITERALLY $0
IT'S FUCKING FREE
F
R
E
E

>>899923
I live in canada so its more, and i cant call my cable provider because power outages up the ass.
>>899925
Forgive me I'm new
>>899926
Cant call service provider, they've been having power outages all day and im out of town

>>899905

In fact, for anyone who cares, I've been tracking this.

People who's odds have gone DOWN in the past 72 hours:

>Triple H - 10/11 - 4/11
>Daniel Bryan - 20/1 - 12/1
>Mr. McMahon - 100/1 - 40/1
>Austin Aries - NOT LISTED - 80/1
>Becky Lynch - 200/1 - 150/1

People who's odds have gone UP in the past 72 hours:

>AJ Styles - 18/1 - 20/1
>Roman Reigns - 3/1 - 4/1
>Dean Ambrose - 25/1 - 33/1
>Rusev - 50/1 - 80/1
>Heath Slater - 80/1 - 150/1
>The Rock - 33/1 - 50/1

>>899920

>stream2watch

>cricfree

>xvideos

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Who here
/HERECOMESTHEMONEEEEYY/
Shane O'Mac is going to be in florida tonight according to Meltzer

>>899902
http://taima.tv/r/wooo

>>899926

IIRC, in Canada, it's linked to some shitty fucking cable provider and costs more for significantly less content

>>899930
People in WWE creative bet on shit. You see odds shift last minute all the time that give away who wins.

How come there are no characters or goofy gimmicks anymore? It is all just FIRST NAME LAST NAME normal guys who dress exactly the same.

>>899930
Coral had punks odd's go from 250/1 to 100/1, probably to do with that Orlando airport picture

>>899928
use a proxy and sign up for the us site

>>899907
Austin with Reigns vs Rock with Authority

Why.jpeg

>>899930
>tfw all that money put on h, only for reigns to win

>>899932
>le meltz

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>>899932
>Meltzer

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>>899932
>according to Meltzer

are streams still kinda easy to find? i got rid of my wwe network after seth rollins got injured

but it's the rumble, it's the best threads of the entire year

>>899950
Just sign up again and you get another free month

>>899911
>>899926
fool, even if it's free, it's just a cheap way for wwe to boast to their investor, so more potential money for wwe

it's not rocket science, anon

>>899953
oh duh, didn't think of that.

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His time will come soon, right bros?

>>899958
Why does that matter to me?

>>899936
Stop being scared of being corrected and name people.

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>>899960
Man, Lana did put him in a bind with the whole tmz thing.

He should be the final boss by now.

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Tonight is the night Bexbros

>>899960
His time came and went.

He was on the way to become perhaps the top heel, and then he met Cena.

Rusev is gone, only Ru-Ru and the Bumbling Bulgarian remain.

>>899970
>his time came and went
>he's literally 30 years old

He has plenty of time left. He's also one of the surprisingly best character workers/talkers they have.
I thought his part of promo was easily the best this past Raw and he was competing with Jericho, who despite his absolute shit-tier current content is still a massively practiced live and natural talker.

Streams for Rumble tonight?

BRIE MODE

>>899800
>Dave Grohl crying for a guy he only met like three times

He's such a faggot, Jesus Christ

>Chris Jericho's current character is a fading superstar desperately clinging to the last shred of relevancy he's got
>He turns heel tonight in the Rumble by eliminating some indie darling, then going on to align with The Authority to help screw Roman Reigns
>He goes on to feud with said indie darling, culminating in a match at WrestleMania with his career on the line
>Jericho loses and finally fucking retires

>>899965
>implying she'll ever break free of being Becketty

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>>899965
>mfw lynettey marks thinks le wacky forget to kick out deaf girl will beat the genetically superior diva

>>899982
BAWKBAWKBAWKWAH

>>899988
she has sasha is the deanetty.

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See you tonight at the rumble

>>899998
Some of you guys are cool. Don't return at the rumble tonight.

AJ Styles wins the rumble

post yfw jake roberts is s surprise entrant.

>>899992
Sasha's walking out of WM the champ

beeleeb dat

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Current odds for winning the rumbowl

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I'm looking forward to watching the Royal Rumble tonight, right here, with /wwe/!

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>>899998
>tfw I would actually prefer to have Cuck-Man Punk show up than Ramen or Haitch

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>>900003

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And some random rumble bets as well

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Post your divafu

>>900008

Those are fucking awful odds, what fucking site is that?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhYxwwqK-zk

kofi vs. woods for luggage carrying.

also, tyler breeze makes a cameo.

Daily reminder NXT stars are more over than anyone on RAW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HEO2nbxws8

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STREAMS FOR THE FUCKIN RUMBLE?

>>900014

Shut up and post more Becky

>>900015
Skybet

>>900008
>tamina

>>900019
network.wwe.com/

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>leave the Rumble to me

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>>900014

>>900022

Figures. If you're betting, use Paddy Power m8, the odds are a lot better in some cases.

Also, last year, the guy who runs their twitter got drunk and shitposted about how much he hated Reigns.

>>900018

Seen way bigger pops at smaller venues than this desu senpai

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It's time.

http://strawpoll.me/6630449
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>>900018

>tfw I was there

If you're gonna post anything from that night, post fucking American Alpha.

>Roman and Trips battling in the ring after Trips came in at 29 and threw out the rest of the geeks
>Who could possibly come in at 30 after Trips, AJ Styles? Nakameme? Angle?
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AO0Fi_wfWs
How hard do you mark?

>>900031
Nah, Baeley m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAXsv4Iha6Y

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Streams for the Goddamn Roman Rumble

>inb4 wwe network
>inb4 /woo/ sream

C'mon I ditched my gf for this stupid PPV.

>>900030
In order of likelihood
HHH>Someone Else>Ramen>Lesnar

>there are people that ACTUALLY think Bryan is going to be in the Rumble

>>900008
reigns is 7/1 at ladbrokes.

>>900036
http://www.wwe.com/network

>>900008
>Neville has the same odds as the divas

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>>900036
>I ditched my gf for this stupid PPV
this must be bait, nobody is this retarded

In the year of two thousand and sixteen, are the WWE seriously considering having triple fucking H go over at the rumble? Seriously that guy needs to fuck off, his main event run from about 2002 is what started the death of the WWE actually being good.

>>900035

I forgot about Bayley's reception lel

Asuka got a huge one too. Oh, and the crowd shitting on Dash/Dawson was fucking amazing live.

>>900044
Casual fans know who Triple H is, hence why they're going to put the title on him.
Vince wants this Wrestlemania to be the most watched one of all-time, so he's going to make it full nostalgia hour.

>>900035
>Baeley
Really?

>>900047
Implying you wouldn't eat her ass

Does anyone feel like Vince wants this to be the biggest WM of all time because it's going to be his last?

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>>900036

>>900048
I certainly would, I was referring to your interesting spelling of it.

>>900044
>triple h buries the roster
>now he wants to bury other wrestling shows

>>900049
This is going to be Taker's last WM. I hope you're ready for months of build up.

>>900043
I did though I'd rather see AJ Styles in WWE for the first time than a pair of tits for the 35fth time.

How did we not take >>900000?

>>900054
He'd be going into the hof if it was his last. He'll be around another year at least.

>>900035
>I was there
It's going to break my heart when she moves up to the main roster and is instantly treated like shit by booking and the audience.

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>>900050
Cheers m8 here's Becky Lynch Lips for your help

>>900046
>Vince wants this Wrestlemania to be the most watched one of all-time,

Going to be pretty difficult when literally no one that's fit is over.

>>900059
>WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES

>>900059
The fans will love her, I think. Even Becky got over. The booking is a valid worry though.

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>>900042
>being a Neville fan is suffering

I... it's still the Altitude Era, right guys?

>>900061
Fucking hell, if those are her flaps, it must look like a fucking trainwreck down there.

>>900059
Nah m8, she's going to be a literal PG legend, they'll probably give her the belt right off the bat.

>New Day and R-Truth are dominating the match
>3
>2
>1
>brrrt
>I AM A REAL AMERICAN

How hard would you mark?

>>900001
I laughed.

>>900068
It's holes in her tights. There's a better angle of it somewhere.

>>899667
I predict Roman Reigns will be the first one in and second to last one out

>>900068

Didn't she admit in a pre-WWE interview that she was basically a drugged up whore for ages? I wouldn't be surprised if she got fucked for drugs a LOT.

>>900061
Why is the only picture of this from offscreen?

What does deanetty mean?
I know it references marry Jeanette but idk anything about him really

>>900061
It still blows my mind that people genuinely think that's her labia and not her tights.

>>900068
They're not, girls in the WWE wear way tight underwear to prevent lip slipping, unless you're the bellas of course.

>>900074
Yeah she was hooked on booze and le 420.

>>900077

Marty Janetty was Shawn Michaels former tag partner. They split, Michaels went on to be one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, Marty Janetty went on to be a jobber of absolutely no consequence.

>>900080
typical irish person.

>>900074
Your understanding of female anatomy is flawed anon. Getting fucked a lot doesn't make their labia bigger, it's mostly genetics.

>>900080
>Wrestling didn't change my life... it SAVED my life! I'm telling you, I started really young, but I was going down a bad path before I started. I was drinking twice, sometimes three times a week, and doing things I really shouldn't have. There was a copious amount of marijuana involved. But then I started wrestling, and I gave up everything. I started working out, eating a good diet, and just did everything I could that I thought would benefit me. I also started studying a lot harder in school. It matured me a remarkable amount and made me completely focused. Lord, I don't know where I'd be now if I didn't start wrestling, and to tell you the truth, I wouldn't want to know. I love everything about wrestling... except the minor politics.

>smoking the green jew

ergh, dropped

>>900084

no, she has a flappy pussy because of all the black cock she took from drug dealers lol

>>900074
>>900080

Then Based Finn saved her?

>>900087
Pretty much. Probably why she wants the D so bad.

>>900086
Your understanding of female anatomy is still very flawed, but if you want to fap to Becky being effiel towered by BBC, go ahead. I won't judge you anon.

I want to eat Rikishi's arse

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>I believe in the big fight

Why does he keep saying this?
What the fuck does it even mean?
Does it just mean he's going to solve his problems with violence? Is it just an ostentatious way of saying "COCK DIS HERE FIST"

WHAT
DOES
HE
MEAN
STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES, ROMAN

>>900094
>Wanting to get literal stink faced

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>>900098
WELL
YOU
SEE
HERE
ROMAN

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>>900100
YOU MAY BELIEVE IN THE BIG FIGHT
BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT I MADE YOU, ROMAN
JUST LIKE I MADE NXT
[confused pop]

>>900105
I AM THE ONLY MAN STANDING FROM THE ATTITUDE ERA! I HAVE EVEN DEFEATED YOUR COUSIN THE ROCK.

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>>900098

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I COCK DIS HERE FIST
>SUPERMAN PAWNCH!!!!!!

UWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SPEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

>in five years we'll be getting Cena vs Roman : Once in a lifetime

How hard will you mark?

I'd like to go on record and say Roman's spears all look like shit, the only saving grace is the people saving half the time. You'd think a guy who played football would know how to dive into a man.

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>>900106
EVERYONE ELSE-AAAAH
MOVED ON TO HOLLYWOOD
BUT I STAYED HERE BECAUSE IT WAS BEST FOR BUSINESS
and it had nothing to do with my horrific acting career

>>900110

They're not from different era' so that's not even a decent shitpost anon

apply yourself to either not being retarded or making better m8

>>900077
Marty Janetty was Shawn Michael's tag partner with The Rockers.

Shawn became a HOF while Janetty became a nobody.

When someone calls X a Janetty, they meant that the guy is the weak link, loser, jobber, C+ player of that tag team or stable.

Dean gets called that because if you compare his achievements to Seth and Roman he's literally a midcarder for life when in reality is that The Shield was meant to replace the aging main eventers like Randy Orton, CM Punk and John Cena.

>>900110
>Cena vs Roman

Just like Ric vs Hogan, Hogan vs Dwayne and Dwayne vs Cena

ROMAN, BETWEEN YOUR COUSIN DWAYNE *mild pop* AND I THERE WAS A GREAT MUTUAL RESPECT

BUT ROMAN, THE THING IS,

I DON'T RESPECT YOU

>>900106
TUUUUUUUUH GAAAAAAAAAAAAME

>>900121
Janetty was just as responsible for the Rockers being over as HBK was though. Which does make the Dean comparison pretty apt considering he and Seth were the super over ones in the Sheild.

HUNTER I THOUGHT YOU HAD A SLEDGEHAMMER

BUT ALL YOU'RE PACKING IS A...

RUBBER MALLET!!

>>900132
Honestly Dean and Roman were the over ones.
Roman was over as fuck with the hot tag and Dean was the speaker and personality. Seth got pops for his spots but fans were really rallied behind the other two.

>>900135
*crowd chanting RUBBER MALLET*
*Roman pauses and does one of his weird smirks*

>>900138
STEPHANIE MCMAHON? MORE LIKE STEPHANIE...

....MC MAN.

>>900115
>Ruthless Aggression and Reality are the same eras

>>900142
>implying Cena's era wasn't literally "The Cena Era" of 2006-2015

>Shinsuke Nakamura in the ring cutting a promo on Raw
>When suddenly Ride of the Valkyries hits
>crowd goes wild, Bryan has finally returned
>Bryan says it was his dream to wrestle Shinsuke and that he'd love nothing more to face him at Wrestlemania....
>but Bryan then announces he can't be cleared for ring action and has to retire
>"So I've decided to bring one of my friends to wrestle you in my place"
> https://youtu.be/uDd16QVdBAA
>OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY
>IS THAT? ITS HIM! IT'S NIGEL MCGUINNESS! AND HE'S HERE TO TAKE ON SHINJI NAKAMURA!

>Be Rowboat
>Personally throw out all 28 other "superstars" including Daniel Goatman, Applejack Styles, Brayy Lmao, and Deanetty with nothing but spears and superman punches
>Break Rey "Literally Who?" Mysterio's record for time spent in ring
>Overcome all odds
>Be winded
>Suddenly eliminated by HHH using dirty tricks

Fuck, man. All I wanted was to look strong.

>>900148
He was actually winning a lot since he held the US title in WM20, I think only Carlito pinned him clean

>yfw Beeg goes over Nakamura at WM

>>900164

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>>900161
>not calling him Rey Murderio

>>900164
>Nakamura and AJ Styles making their debut on MizTV tomorrow
>Miz making fun of Nakamura's accent and mistakes AJ for Jamie Noble
>Suddenly
>Beeg and Kane come out
>Beat up Nakamura and AJ, double chokeslam
>Chokeslam Miz through the announcers table
>I DONT THINK THEY SAW GIANTS LIKE THAT IN CHING CHONG LAND MAGGLE, I LOVE IT
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>Cut to commercial

E>>900164
what's this beeg meme?

>#30
>3...2...1...
>EEERRRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81AiC6oUG4
HOW HARD DO YOU MARK?

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>>900174
>>900169
WHY

>>900174
laughing_with_tears_face.emoji
"okay"_hand_gesture.emoji

>>900128
Haitch confirmed wrote stings promo against rollins

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>>900169
>>900174

>>900169
>>900174

t-this isn't official right

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>entire Wyatt family in the ring
>gang up on Reigns early, eliminate him, systematically work through everyone else
>comes down to the Wyatts and Lesnar
>Bray makes a show of humiliating Brock before throwing him out
>only the Wyatts left
>Bray orders them to jump out of the ring and eliminate themselves
>Harper and Rowan do
>Strowman grabs Bray and throws him out
>THE NEW FACE OF DESTRUCTION IS CHAMPION
>WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE WWE MAGGLE
>show ends on close-up of Bray's surprised face

>Reigns beats Strowman at 'Mania

>>900175
Did he get released from TNA?

>>900174
lel swag yolo #hashtag dancing gimmick coming soon i love it maggle
whip whip now bray bray

>>900176
canceled shirts, but man we are THIS close for Bray and Co. to do a dance routine gimmick

>>900179
>wrote stings promo

kek, for what purpose?

It's Sting and not Roman, Brown or Finn

>>900169
>>900174
>>900181
WWE made then but decided not to release them.
The pictures can still be found on WWE Shop's images though.

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>>900174

>>900182
>Strongman turning on Bray
If anyone turns, it would be Harper

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>>900182
>>entire Wyatt family in the ring
>>gang up on Reigns early, eliminate him, systematically work through everyone else
>>comes down to the Wyatts and Lesnar
>>Bray makes a show of humiliating Brock before throwing him out
>>only the Wyatts left
>>Bray orders them to jump out of the ring and eliminate themselves
>Rowan does
>Harper looks like he's getting out
>Bray has his back turned conducting the audience
>Braun stepping over the top rope, looks conflicted
>Braun goes to step back in, fans have taken note of this
>Harper superkicks him out
>Bray still has his back turned
>turns right around into a discus lariat that sends him out

AND YOU SEE ROMAN

NOT ONLY DID I TAKE YOUR

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE

AT WRESTLEMANIA

IM GONNA TAKE WHATS LEFT OF YOU AS A MAN

THE GAME

>>900068
Please have sex.

>>900199
GOAT

>>900199
Don't play with my heart

>>900199
Harper is a meme. He will never be over.

>>900206
he already was.

>>899932
I love this webm.

Satino was the GOAT jobber, he always made his matches entertaining.

Does WWE even have any british style wrestlers left?

>>900199

I'd lose my shit desu senpai

HERES THE THING ROMAN

>>900206
Harper is the opposite of a meme
Unsung great worker that doesnt get his dues

>>900214
No one has ever cared about Harper in WWE.
Ever.

>>900216
>Does WWE even have any british style wrestlers left?
they have loads of jobbers, even a british jobber in wade barrett.

>>900074

PLEASE have sex.

>>900200
AT WRESTLEMANIA

YOU WILL NOT FIGHT PAUL LEVESQUE THE COO

YOU WILL FIGHT ME

THE GAME
THE ICON
THE ARCHITECT OF THE ATTITUDE ERA
THE KING OF KINGS
THE CELEBRAL ASSASSIN

>>900218
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

YOU SEE ROMAN THATS JUST THE NATURAL PROCESS OF EVOLUTION

>that time triple h revolutionized the business by driving a tank

>>900132
>>900121
Jannetty was the superior and more likable Rocker, Shawn was a pouting faggot

If Roman wins, It devaluates THE WHOLE roster.

if he wins, EVERYONE ELSE is pointless.

i want him to get tossed out first.

that would make the rumble so much more entertaining.
He wouldnt look weak because its the Royal Rumble, and he didnt get pinned, or he didnt submit.
He got tossed out.

>>900235
Getting tossed by the champion does not devaluate nor bury you as a wrestler

>>900045
>Oh, and the crowd shitting on Dash/Dawson was fucking amazing live.

What did they chant?

>>900235
Pretty much. He should go out first, be followed by Vince (not at number 2, he just cuts a super-quick top-of-the-ramp promo to send the boys in to fuck Roman up), he gets jumped, tossed and Number 2 smugly awaits Number 3.
Then the rest is hype because the crowd know a new Champion will be crowned.
Instead they'll throw the golden opportunity away to make Roman fight to the final few and break a record of some kind.

>>900222
I mean british style chain/comedy wrestling.

Sami Zayn is the only one who comes to mind. Neither Barrett or Neville actually wrestle that much in the classic British style, Nevilla kinda in a hybrid way.

>>900235
>if everyone else gets tossed out they're pointless
>b-but it's okay if it happens to Roman!

You don't like him. Just fucking say that.

>>900246
>implying anyone who isn't Brock, HHH or Roman is ready to main event Wrestlemania

>>900231
YOU EITHER ADAPT, OR YOU PERISH. BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE ROMAN, AT WRESTLEMANIA YOU.WILL.PERISH.

>>900206
he could be if he ditches the wyatt shit gimmicks

>dude true detective lmao

>>900240

>Who are ya?
>Which one's Dawson?/Which one's Dash?
>Are you Dawson in disguise? (Whilst Dash was in ring)
>You're just a shit Dash Wilder (Whilst Dawson was in ring)

>>900238
>>900248
Getting tossed out by a guy who's taken a beating from 20+ other people and has been in the ring for an hour will make you look like trash.

Roman getting thrown out won't look bad because it's billed as one versus all and he has a giant target on his back, and, you know, he's looked strong for three fucking months.

>>900038
>there are people who don't want this
It's like you don't want to be entertained

>>900252
>Roman is ready to main event

Lol no. He can't cut a promo for shit and still does next to nothing in ring. His charisma is as artificial as you can get.

>>900258
Fucking awesome, that's some top level bantz. I wish I could've been there.

>>900262
I don't want Daniel Bryan to die and kill his wife.

He has like 5-6 championships, that's more than Bork Laser.

>>900252
Those other two or whoever the fuck can still win, just saying Roman getting tossed out quick is the ideal situation.

YOU SEE ROMAN

SAMOANS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE POTATOES

BUT YOU, ROMAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG4aN4gZS-E

I hope you like this song because this is how the next two months of Raw will open.

>>900267
he is also grand slam he has held every single title

>>900051
>baeley
>bae
Get with the times old man

>>900263
Roman main evented Wrestlemania already bruv and he did pretty well for someone coming in with extremely low expectations

>>900270
YOU GOT ITTY BITTY USO-SIZED COCONUTS

>>900274
he blew it out of the fucking water

best main event ina long time and roman > haitch

>>900264

They'll do another one in 2016. It was easily the best WWE show I've ever been to. The crowd was hot all fucking night, and everyone was genuinely there to have a good time.

>Roman enters #1
>eliminates a few jobbers, maybe someone decent like ADR or Sheamus
>#15, Ride of the Valkyries hits
>cue robotic emotionless OH MY
>staredown
>Bryan vs Roman begins
>after an arduous fight, Bryan manages to eliminate Roman
>later on in the match, it's down to Lesnar, Bryan, and Triple H
>HHH orders Brock to help him eliminate Bryan, but Brock just laughs
>however after Bryan shows his resiliency, Lesnar and HHH do begin ganging up on Bryan
>Roman runs down to the ring
>Superman punch to HHH
>Superman punch to Lesnar
>Crowd cheering Roman
>Bryan gets up
>Superman punch to Bryan and sends him over the ropes
>Roman leaves the ring, attacks Bryan a little more, then leaves
>either Brock or HHH could win but preferably Brock

Thoughts?

>>900274
All he did was get thrown around like a ragdoll while laughing..but I agree he exceeded all expectations and it was a surprisingly based match, but really they had to book it with his input being almost nothing because he's so so limited. You can only do that so many times, even Cena matches have far far more from the face who gets the beatdown.

>>900273
Fuck off cuck

>>900261

>the wwe champion getting tossed out like a jobber early makes sense

Lol just say you hate roman instead of these dumb mental gymnastics.

>>900238
no, but you are the champion, and everyone should be after you NO MATTER WHAT.
so there shouldnt be someone else tossing another guy out, it should be all vs. one person.

and if that one person wins, he beat everyone else.
he beat the entire roster.
no one should beat an entire roster.

>>900246
but then the problem is that since they have built roman so far up, they dont really have anyone on the roster that seemingly could toss roman out, other than Braun or Brock.
and no one else can go against those guys.
im guess ryback could do it and it wouldnt be a heel turn, but other than that, Roman is overpowered.

>>900248
i dont like him, but the fucking truth is, if Roman wins, he beat everyone else.
No one man on the roster should ever be able to say that they have beat the entire roster.
because who else matter then?

>>900279
I should've just got a ticket and stayed over in London for the night. The only reason I didn't was due to how close to christmas it was, and I live on the other side of the country. I used to go to RAW all the time when I lived in London.

>>900280
whats the fucking point?

>>899713
Kofi especially considering where he is now in the company and his history with the rumble. But they won't do that.

>>900280
Roman isn't turning heel
not until we get face Seth

>>900289

I only live in Kent, so it wasn't so bad. Next time they announce it, I'd recommend booking everything well in advance. You could probably do the whole event, travel and hotel for less than £150 if you're clever.

>>900286
he should not get tossed out by a jobber.

someone who legitimately could do it, should toss him out.
someone like Rusev, Big E, Sheamus, Braun or brock.
in a desperate case Big Show or Mark Henry.

>>900287
>but then the problem is that since they have built roman so far up, they dont really have anyone on the roster that seemingly could toss roman out

Nigga re-read what I suggested.
>Vince comes out
>sends the entire armada of non-Rumble participants after Roman to kill him early
>gets heat
>sympathy for Roman
>rest of Rumble is hype

Shit if you want GIGA-heat you can have Vince's music cut as Number 2 is coming out then have him have Number 2 be Sheamus leading a war-charge with every nobody jobber not in the Rumble.

>>900293
>implying Roman will turn heel

He's the merch mover, the Susan G Komen spokesperson and has like 30 Make a Wish kiddies already

>>900293
roman will never be a Heel.

he isnt good enough to play a legitimate heel.

>>900293
Imagine how much better the product would've been over the last year or two if they had gone that most obvious fucking route.

There is nothing better than a well booked face that the smarks can get behind as well as the marks, you get the hottest fucking arenas (see Bryan at his run), all segments work better when the crowd are into it and not fighting against it.

>>900296
>sympathy

People barely cared when Roman got cucked out of the title multiple times and even booed him to oblivion, they only started to care and cheer for him once he won.

>not betting on predetermined sports
>2016
plebs

http://www.sportsbet.com.au/betting/sports-novelties/wwe/Royal-Rumble-30-Man-Royal-Rumble-2120653.html

>Triple H
>$1.14
>7/50
>-714.29

fuck, it's ogre already

>>900297
KO sells more than Ramen

>>900280

>daniel bryan "fans"
>people still think hunter hearst helmsley isnt winning despite all the clear signs and hints theyve been dropping for weeks

>>899713
AJ Styles
John Cena
Josh
Steve Austin
Jack Swagger

>>900301
What do those numbers mean?

Question for someone who doesn't know shit about wrestling matches

What are the stipulations for Last Man Standing matches and Rubber matches?

>>900296
Not even vince would have Royal Rumble get raped by having multiple people come out at once to eliminate one person.
maybe a tag team, not an army.

>>900294
Train fares alone add up to £70 at least nowadays (that's two day long train journeys), on top of the ticket price. At least I have places I can stay. The London RAW crowds were always pretty great, I imagine NXT must be like the best part of those crowds intensified, thats how it came off on TV.

>>900308
18+

>>900152

nigel 'the hep man' mcguiness

keep that shit in outlaw. thanks

>>900301

Lol you dummy. He was at evens just a few days ago and i asked anyone here who could bet on it to put their mortgage on it. When Cena got injured there was never going to be another option.

>>900310
>Last Man Standing
no pins or submissions, if a guy can't get up by a 10 count they lose

>rubber match
this is just a term for the third match after wrestlers have traded one win each

>>900310

Last Man Standing matches are basically extreme rules matches, no DQ, weapons allowed etc. but you have to have your opponent down for the 10 count. You don't have to pin them, they just have to be unable to stand up for the 10.

Rubber matches don't have a stipulation, it's just a term for when 2 wrestlers have been feuding over a series of matches, and this is the final one, that decides the ultimate victor.

>Rosemary in charge of counting
On that note, NEW...
>>900322
>>900322
>>900322

new
>>900325
>>900325
>>900325

>>900320
>>900323
Thanks lads, much appreciated

>>900313

That sucks. Have you tried keeping an eye on your local train provider's booking system? I had to go up to Birmingham last year. On the day would've cost me £90, but booking in advance cost me £18. They do mental fucking savings on advance tickets.

>>900296
But that will not gonna make heat, the rumble crowd is just like Raw post WM,

They are gonna boo anything Roman related and cheer for.Vince

And the early and unfair elimination of Roman will make him punch some heel jobber and steal his spot in the rumble later on, because that spot is just too much fun

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>>899694
>>899697
mah niggas

>>899825
The New Day for having fun, The League of Nations for getting bitches.