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HELLO, LADIES
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BRIE MODE
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>When the Royal Rumble sucks yet again
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>>897704
BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK
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It's super effective.
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>>897704
BAWK
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>>897709
I wanna sniff her bumhole 2bh
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>>897716

I wanna stiff her vagina with my dick desu

Becky is literal perfection
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3...
2...
1...
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*BZZT*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PABzfeRs5s0
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>>897709
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Is Triple H really going to win the Rumble? Just so he can put Reigns over in what would be one of the most predictable Mania main events of all time.

>Lesnar will end up in a feud with Big Show again.
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>>897706
It's sucked the last 5 years running, so its a safe bet.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va1G-ZBTfgQ
>That cheap shot

WHAT A HEEL
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Im Looking forward to seeing Josh get hazed at the rumble tomorrow.
It'll make for good webms for sure, I liked Josh but the dude just buried himself, his career is as good as done at this point.
Hopefully based Mada makes it big.
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>>897725
Yes
Yes
He's gonna be feuding with the Wyatt's IIRC
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>>897720
Anon, please, they've already taken enough guys that TNA wants.
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the usos are so fucking shit

>faggy superkicks which looks dumb as they both have short legs
>same moves every match
>dumb facepaint
>stupid dives outside the ring in EVERY match
>all they do is shout AWUYAYAYA SAHMOAH!

sheamus, ambrose and stardust aside, they are the most boring of the main roster to watch. i wish they'd get released.
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>>897734
Go Hard in the Paint is also a black people phrase for basketball, what use do they have for that phrase?
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>>897734
Don't hold your breath anon. Nepotism is a real bitch.
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>>897721

Is she autistic?
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>>897734
No one likes The Usos though
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How hyped would you be if Roman won the Rumble from spot 1 tomorrow? Just imagine how strong he'd look.
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>>897735
they actually say that? top kek.

>>897736
rikishi was never a massive deal or had any sway.

look at ted dibiase junior.
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>>897741
It's on their shirts
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>Putting some fag from Tough Enough in the Rumble

Unless he takes a chair shot harder than the one Maven took in 2002 I don't give a fuck
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>>897743
>implying he's actually going to be in it

He going to probably draw a number backstage and they'll have a segment with someone taking his number.
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>>897739
they sat out most of the year, yet won tag team of the year. the fuck?

>>897742
i fast forward/mute their segments.
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>>897740
>things Vince says
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There are some rumors that Jeff Hardy will apear at RR. Thoughts?
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>>897738
Yes
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What will WWE do in the royal rumble to piss off smarks and ruin the PPV? Will it be worse than last year´s?
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>AJ Styles has always been synonymous with TNA and TNA synonymous with AJ Styles. AJ helped build the foundation of IMPACT WRESTLING, and his phenomenal body of work lives in our rich history – something we are very proud of.

>In the last few weeks, rumors have swirled about AJ Styles, his future and TNA Wrestling. Fans have asked for the status and wrestling media have made numerous inquiries.

>For the past several months, AJ and TNA were involved in serious discussions to bring him back home to TNA. Creative discussions escalated and two additional wrestlers, Drew Hankinson and Chad Allegra, were enthusiastically added.

>These discussions culminated on December 14th in Nashville, Tenn., where all attended a meeting at Dixie Carter’s home. A handshake and written deal between AJ, Drew, Chad and TNA was agreed upon and signed by all. Start dates were determined, creative decided, merchandise designed and plane tickets purchased.

>Over the Christmas holiday, and after the lawyers finalized the long form agreement, all communication with TNA stopped.

>AJ’s lawyer contacted TNA and stated the wrestlers had changed their mind and would not be honoring their commitment to TNA.

remember /wwe/, no matter what happens, you will never be this cucked
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>>897750
Reigns is tossing Styles over the ropes bet on it.
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>>897747
Jeff's contract with TNA doesn't expire until Feb.
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>>897699
kek

I love this time of year because everyone goes back and watches the classic rumbles and remembers all the great fucking jobbers

>Repo Man in 92
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>>897751
>muh word of intent

Unless there's paper signed that doesn't mean jack shit. Fucking Dixie, jesus.
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>>897706
Oh my god this image so funny
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>>897743
Would be okay if Social Outcasts, The Wyatts or Lesnar destroys his sorry ass.
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>LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF ROMAN
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>>897751
Just imagine how much Vince had to have offered. Must have been at least $10 to beat TNA's bid.
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Post people who deserve to be in the Hall of Fame
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>>897761
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>>897751
Jesus fucking Christ, Dixie is so salty.
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How many odds will Roman defy guys?
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>>897761
>>897762
Bossman is an absolute legend man.
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>Al Snow in Orlando this weekend

WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT
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>>897721
>xatu used gust

but xatu doesn't learn gust, anon
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>>897765
I know I was posting the first image I found of who I want in the hall...some day
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>>897766
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Does Becky have a BF?
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>>897764
29

but no one expects the 31st entrant: Vince
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>Corbin attacked Austin Aries

Do you think they'll let him say "YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED IN TNA"?
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>>897773

Balor unleashes the Demon deep inside of her on a nightly basis
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>>897766
al is in better shape now then he was during his career, so it might happen
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>>897777

Nice quads.
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3
2
1

bzzt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjEDX9UCwTM
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>>897751

Haitch burying companies now
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>>897786
Why not? They tried to sign all of Lucha Underground.
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>3
>2
>1
>ERRRRRRRRR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQhMIw5Oa50

Are you guys ready for the face turn of the century?
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>>897790
This titantron is just lazy
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>>897790
>mfw
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>>897794
Most of them are
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>there are fags itt who think that daniel bryan will return at the rumble

please get your genitals wet
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>the curb stomp will never be back
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>>897790
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>3
>2
>1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4lS9Q2lrbU
How hard would you mark?
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>>897734
>they spam the shit out of sub-par kicks and slap their thighs hard as fuck to cover for the lack of actually looking good
>they barely even clear the ropes because they're pudgy and unathletic
>do the most basic, rudimentary "high-flyer" moves
>awful mannerisms

Yeah they're absolutely bland.
They were actually mean to get a sophisticated, stereotype-smashing gimmick alongside Tamina that spat in the face of the usual screeching Samoan Savage shit.
Now they're the literal textbook definition of obnoxious screeching Samoans.
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>>897790
>Boring-ass Rollins

Nah I'm cool unless he's miraculously developed a personality.
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>>897805
ROLLINROLLINROLLIN/10
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>3
>2
>1
>ERRRR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA__1iizDfs

Would mark 2bh
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>>897805
No but I will mark out for these guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ2SO2FtMQY
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>>897790
Seth Rollins theme is so fucking based.
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZT

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JuppU3l9WE

HOW HARD DO YOU MARK?
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3..
2..
1...

BZZZT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sig6ZL2EkUQ
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>>897776
Better question is will they let Aries use his brain buster as a finish.
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>>897818
>Outcomes Randy Orton
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>>897752
God, that really would work me.
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>>897819

Better question is will they let Styles use Styles Clash
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>>897824
That is the million dollar question, what else would he use as a finish?
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>3
>2
>1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdFJG6An45o
Would you mark?
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>>897826
pele kick.
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MALENKO
YOU CLAIM TO BE THE MAN OF 1,000 POSITIONS, BUT I COUNTED, AND YOU KNOW ABOUT 60
BUT MY WIFE'S BULL KNOWS 1,004
HERE WE GO
POSITION 1: COWGIRL
POSITION 2: REVERSE COWGIRL
POSITION 3: THE MOSS-COVERED THREE-HANDLED FAMILY GREDUNZA
POSITION 4: MISSIONARY
POSITION 5: DOGGY STYLE
POSITION 6: THE OCTOPUS
POSITION 7: PLEASURE PICK-ME-UP
POSITION 8: COCKBAR
[cuts to ad break]
POSITION 723, I'M STARTING TO GET FUCKED UP HERE
POSITION 723: THE PASSION PRETZEL
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You guys are going to stop watching WWE if Triple H or Roman wins, right?

Like, okay at this point you're suspecting your girlfriend of cheating on you, but HHH winning the rumble is like her coming about and telling you with photographic proof she's been blowing, Jamal and the rest of your friends, and they all know and have been laughing this entire time.
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>>897826
He could be a more submission-based wrestler and start using the calf killer more.

But hell, Michelle McCool did his finisher so the odds of WWE letting him do it are pretty high.
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>>897826
>>897824
It's safe as fuck, so yeah.
The only people that have gotten injured by it did so completely by fault of their own overwhelming stupidity.
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>>897832
i don't really watch in the first place. i read results for raw and download if it's good. download ppvs the next day regardless.
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>>897777
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By chance, did anyone else read this yet?
http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2016/1/20/10785762/paul-wight-wwe-boxing
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>>897833

McCool did it better though
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>>897829
Finn already uses it as a signature and thats a pretty week finish,

Maybe his suplex neck breaker.
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>final four is wade barrett, heath slater, roman reigns, and john cena
>wade and heath are ganging up on roman
>roman's on the ground
>he reaches out for cena to help
>cena kicks him in the face
>lifts his arm band up to reveal a nexus arm band underneath
How hard do you mark?
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>>897834

Roman getting injured by the Styles Clash when

WHEN
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>>897783
>someone else on here likes tim

based
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It will all be set up for Triple H win and then out of nowhere we have a repeat of the 2008 Royal Rumble.
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZT
>you hear this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu8u5cRaUyY
How hard do you mark?
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>Only #30 is left
>Roman in the ring by himself waiting for whoever's last
>Crowd is booing harder than ever
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>BZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmHZ1UQ9r-0
>Eliminates Roman

Best Rumble in years
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>>897773
I don't think she's ever said
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>>897843
Who the fuck doesn't like Chuckie T.?
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>>897773
yes, away from wrestling
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>>897846
Nah best rumble would be pic related walking out champ.
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>>897850
>Literal who winning RR.

Kek.
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>>897849
Anon on suicide watch
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>>897832
No one here actually watches wrestling
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>>897852
>implying any of us have a chance
Most of if not all wrestlers in the WWE have SOs
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>>897851
>pretending you don't know the BEST wrestler on Earth
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Am I the only one who thinks Curtis Axel's theme would be better if it didn't have the drums and airplane noise at the beginning?
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>>897856
>Implying i watch outlel wrestling.
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>no cesaro for another 8 months
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How hard would you mark if the real Sin Cara returned tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH4eUVPeJOc
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>>897860
>Marking out for a walking botchfest

Que?????????
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>>897862

FRAUDE
FRAUDE
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>>897857
I thought his theme was literally just a drum being banged on
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>>897860
No one cares about him anymore.
There's like 15 Sin Caras are this point anyway.
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAORcaaqJWI
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>mfw kevin nash eliminates all these new outlel manlets
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So would Punk be the single biggest pop possible?
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>>897871
taka michinoku would get a bigger pop. literally
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>>897871

The Rumble's not in Chicago this year though

They probably picked Orlando in the hopes that Roman won't get booed out of the stadium by a hometown crowd when he wins
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>>897849
Who?
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>>897870
>mfw he didn't eliminate anyone on his last rumble return

I'm not a fan of his, but that made his return completely pointless. I don't think he even did the powerbomb that time.
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>>897871

back to training, phil
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>>897858
>Buzzwords
>Gotta use the epic maymay cause I have no originality of my own
>I only watch WWE! They have the best matches and story lines

I feel bad for you neck beard.
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>>897768
Allow me some artistic licence for the sake of the joke, anon.
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>>897875
I could have sworn he eliminated a jobber or two.
I remember Roman eliminated him though
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>>897875

He big booted someone but that's it since he probably blew both his quads getting his leg that high
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>>897879
He eliminated Swagger
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>>897878
Should've gone with fly tbqh
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>>897823
It's going to be him or le shovelman
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>>897721
Cringing so hard
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When is that Edge & Christian show gonna debut?
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>>897884
I will for future posts
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>>897882
Did he do the Flipper punch and the side slam? He only has 5 moves and thats with the hair flip
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>>897894
Soon. The unpaid interns have to edit the footage.
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>>897897
You dumb enough to think that unpaid interns are allowed to do shit like that in the film/television industry? I can tell you first hand no they don't.
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>>897899
And I can tell you first hand that they do because that's what happened during my internship, pal.
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>>897868
I would get so excited that i would shit my pants and cum at the same time, that's how much i love Ken Shamrock.
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callin all cars callin call cars

he's takin over the airwaves
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>>897877
>calling someone a neckbeard for not watching gook karate

lose weight
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>>897845
I would actually mark out like a motherfucker.
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>Snowing outside
>Rumble tomorrow that will make IWC neckbeards mad

Who /comfy/ here?
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>>897824
Hopefully not, it is a shit tier womens finisher

>>897834
Ive seen a gif of aj falling over himself and fucking the other guy up completely so why are you lying?
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>>897902
That theme was so dank.
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>>897908
>tfw NYC
Currently in a blizzard with over 20 inches of snow
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>>897908
here
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>>897912
>seattle
>rain again
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>>897912

NYC too, thankfully not lost power (knock on wood)
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>>897912
>>897917
Well shit motherfuckers NYC here too, bored as fuck and can't see shit.
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>>897920
>>897917
>>897912
Bagels get out
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>>897912
>>897920

We should all band together and go see SummerSlam
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>>897773
I'm her boyfriend
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>>897877
>Talking about Outlel wrestling
>On a WWE thread.

I feel bad for you being this retarded.
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>>897909
That's one instance of many, many instances. Even the best outright botch sometimes, nothing to do with the finisher, just a Human fuckup from AJ.
The finisher itself is incredibly safe; it's a knee-bump when it's done right.
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AIH28G2YRo plays
Would you mart out?
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>>897923
I'm broke as fuck.
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>>897932

We'll all pitch in bruh.
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>>897935
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Is John Cena popular because he is self-parody of wrestling cliches?
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>>897902
OH MY GOD HE'S SO DANGEROUS
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>>897930
You said the only time it was the other guys fault which is false. Stop lying on the internet
Its not the bump thats dangerous it is the set up, its a shit move that isnt even worth it anyway
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>>897923
When do tickets go on sale for summerslam 2016?
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>>897929
We were talking about AJ Styles dumb fuck.
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>Name is CM Punk
>Never once came out to Punk music

But why?
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>>897837
Oh Hulkster, you and your ridiculous schemes.
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>>897939

He's popular because he's literally the best worker and promo the business ever had.
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>>897944

I think some time in february but I'm not sure.
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>>897950
>Cena marks
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>>897943
But I'm not lying
Why are you so angered chum
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So JBL is going into the Hall of Fame

Thoughts?
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>>897950
>Best worker and promo the business ever had

He wouldn't even be mid card in the 80s and 90s.

Cena is so lucky he came when he did.
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You now remember Colin Delaney.
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>>897954
Where'd you hear that?

Also i'm stoked if it's true, JBL kicks ass.
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>>897955
>80s and 90s.
>good

lmao
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>>897959

18+
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>>897958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkbznhReHVI
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>>897956
They tried so hard to give him Whipwreck's gimmick.
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>>897956
>tfw I saw him on the card at a 2cw show and got pumped as fuck cause I remember him and Tommy Dreamer teaming in WWECW.
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>>897962

Don't forget to loike share and subscroibe

=b
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>>897962

>No Lemmy
>>
How can one (cave) man be so based?
>>
>it's a Steph does the fucking episode
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>>897962
I'm more excited about The Godfather i hope that shit is true.
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>>897954

Hopefully that means he's retiring
>>
Remember when WWE once dedicated 24 minutes of an episode of Raw to DX being terrorised by midgets?
>>
You now realise Lana saved Rusev from getting the Kozlov treatment
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>>897967
WWE probably couldn't put together a deal in time since it was so recent.
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>>897980
It was entertaining and fun
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>>897980
>2009 DX
>2009 WWE period

Dark times.
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Based Naito blowing the fuck out of Milano Collection A.T. at ringside.
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>>897734
WHEN WE SAY UUUS-
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>>897980
I'm amazed they got away with making fun of little people so much.
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>>897986
Literally who?
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>>897988
YOU SAY OW
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>>897990
Go back to watching Total Divas and NXMeme, kiddo.
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>>897989
They've made fun of black people for more than 50 years
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>>897734
>this is the body of the Usos
>>
>tfw Dean or Owens legitimately hurt themselves
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>>897999

>that feel when Roman gets legit injured because he's too much of a massive retard to tuck his head for the Styles Clash
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Would you mark out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IT-_JdwFlE
>>
I miss Jeri-Show.
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>>897994
lmao you outlaw faggots are brony tier
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>>897734
WWE's Young Bucks but they aren't even as good or entertaining as the Bucks.
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>>898003

No
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>>897962
>giving two actual shits about who the WWE inducts into their HoF
>implying it means anything whatsoever

Breh they just fucking induct people they're on somewhat decent terms with.
Their usage of the word "Legend" is so lax it's nigh-offensive to ACTUAL legends.
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>>897998
Why are ALL samoans fat?
Even Roman has a bit of a chub covering his abs if you see him before the vest
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>>898012
The Rock isn't fat.
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>>898012
>>898014
The answer is yes.
The Rock got surgery so he wouldn't get fat, which is why he had full coverage attire during early 1999.
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>>898012
Tama Tonga isn't fat.
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Why is it that heels end up getting booked to be more enjoyable and honest than the faces?

Roman's gimmick right now is basically being a sarcastic asshole who can't come up with his own arguments, yet because it's him he's supposed to be the face of the goddamn company right now
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E>>898007
usos aren't good to begin with, in any department.

if you just want to kick back and watch a fun match, the bucks are excellent.
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>>898010
Who has been called a legend that isn't one then?
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>>898020
koko b ware, jbl and lita to name three.
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>>898018
They don't, you're just a contrarian faggot.
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Which is the best Bella?
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>>898020
Basically everyone they call legends. They call everyone that used to work for them "WWE Legends", because they're on legends contracts.
Jabronis like New Age Outlaws, Godfather, X-Pac.
Actual "Legends" are people that made legendary impact on the business and established themselves well-above everyone else. Top guys, essentially.
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>>898023

>Rusev cuts a Rumble-related promo
>Cool Dad just goes "LOL HE'S FOREIGN SO HE TALKS FUNNY"
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>>898022
>jbl and lita arent legends
I don't remember Koko B Ware ever being called a legend. Being put in the HoF doesn't mean they're considered a legend.
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>>898018
I will never be as mad as I was when face Big Show punched out Zeb Coulter who was climbing in the ring to check on Jack Swagger.
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>>898028
they're not and it has happened.
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>>898028
They did call him a legend, because it's in his "legends" contract.
Honestly, Koko B.Ware has more claim to being called a legend than JBL and Lita because he was big as fuck in the territories.
None of them are legends, though. Raise your standards, son.
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>>898018

WWE writers don't understand how people interact.
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>>898027
>faces cant insult heels
So everyone should be like Cena to appease your autism?
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>>898029
Big Show is just Big Show. He's never face or heel at this point.
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>>898033
Cena insults heels a lot though
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>>898020
>>898022
Booker T
The Bushwakers
Rikishi
Sunny
I would also make a claim that Razor and Nash don't belong either.
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>>898018

Faces are literally "smart ass who talks down to everyone.", where as Heels have weird dimensions to them, more motivation, and general charisma/better promos.
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>>898036
Add fabulous moolah to that list, one of the most glaring examples. Terrible wrestler, terrible person.
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>>898034

>implying he's not a face now
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>>898039
i thought social outcasts were face desu
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>>898039
Until tomorrow when he and Kane team up to beat up Roman again.
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>>898042
Where is Kane?
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>>898039
Man, Beeg is looking rough these days. Kinda sucks to see.
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>>898042
I never understood why Roman gets paired with Bray Wyatt, Big Show and Kevin Owens a lot in house shows.

Especially Big Show and Bray Wyatt since Owens has the pleasure of over-fighting Dean in most live events.
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>>898044
He's been floating around doing the odd tag match against the Wyatts since SS. Hasn't been on TV that much. You can bet he'll be in the rumble though.
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>>898045
You should feel glad that his knees haven't exploded yet in his career.
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>>898046
KO because he is a solid worker and Roman could learn from him.

Big Show cause he is a vet and they think Roman can learn from him.

Bray is suppose to be Romans long term foil.
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>>898051
Judging by all that protection he's been wearing on them in recent months he's likely starting to have problems with them. Guy should just take it easy and go on commentary or something.

>>898046
Big Show because HE'S A GIANT and makes Roman look really strong, or so Vince thinks. He doesn't seem to realise the guy isn't a credible threat anymore.
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I was a Big Show mark when he still had hair and had the Picture Start titantron with the helicopter and searchlights

I still can't believe there was a point in his career where he could kip up and do dropkicks and shit
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>>898018

18+
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>>898036
>Booker T

He was over as fuck and very beloved in multiple feds as well as VERY talented.
So he may be on the cusp.
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>>898012
Those marble statues they're using in the Royal Rumble ads make the Usugars look like shit.
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>>898060
He was only WCW champ because of lawsuits claiming racism. He really wasn't that over.
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>>898036

>Booker T
>Not a legend

Damn kids these days.
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>>898058
He was a freak of nature in his young days. WWF/E never really used him right, though. Even from the very second week he was there he was already jobbing to Austin.
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>>898064
The only time Booker T didn't suck was when he was King Booker.
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>>898034
But the smiley happy Samoans rolled a Wheelchaired Zeb Coulter into the barricade the next week in a tag match against the Real Americans.
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>>898069
But it's okay because he was raycisssss
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>>898063
I dunno mayne, Booker's definitely a point of contention to me. He was brought in during the Invasion angle and made good on programs with Austin and the Rock.
He was also really, really over when Shovelmeister had his wicked way with him on the grandest stage of them all.
Everyone else you're 100% right about, though, Booker's many notches above them
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>>898066
His intro into WWE was one of my favorite moments though. Coming out of the bottom of the ring to throw Austin through the cage wall was pretty sweet.
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>>898062

I'd say that's an improvement if anything
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>>898071
I'd put Booker below both Nash and Razor. While they are both cancerous to the business they did one thing right, NWO.

Booker never went over the top guys and I think you might have rose tinted glasses on about Booker from your childhood.
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>>898071
>>
>tfw watching a Kane interview and he's talking about english literature
He's a pretty interesting guy desu.
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Will we make it to #2000 before WrestleMania?
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>>898079
We might. We've been going through at least 3 threads a day.
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>>898068

Thanks for proving my point.
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>>898079

We need to shitpost harder
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>>898079

idiot
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>>898084
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>>898079
We must redeem ourselves after last year's humiliating defeat
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>>898083
I did some quick calculations and we'd fall just short of 2000 if we keep at this pace. We'd be like 21 away from it. Lets crank it up lads.
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>>898075
>Booker never went over the top guys

>booking = legend status

Lol no.
Impact, fan-perception and talent = legend status.

>I think you might have rose tinted glasses on about Booker from your childhood.

Not particularly. I actually got into his work as a matter of hindsight.
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>>898090
>crank it up

Beeg?
>>
Why doesn't Wade Barrett do any talking whilst in the League of Nations? It's always the other three that can't shut up, even Rusev is more chatty and I haven't seen Barrett wrestle properly either since the League of Nations was formed.
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>>898088

You're also that guy who was saying Jericho's greatest run was in 2008 aren't you? This website is for adults.
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>>898092
;)
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>>898091
So you are saying you didn't even like Booker when he was around? Thanks for proving my point.
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Will Outlaw Moot rename this board after all the other /asp/ generals disappear
Their threads can't compete staying on top of the catalog
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>>898096
Nah I didn't dislike him, just never got into WCW.
I wasn't even too privy to Sting and he's clearly a legend.
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>>898093
He's injured yet the WWE still lets him go out
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>>898097

It's kind of funny that instead of letting us stay in our own general, because it triggered divegrass autists or whatever we ended up getting our own board.
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>>898094
Jericho wouldn't be a HoF candidate for WWE, The Observer or Wrestling HoF without his 2008 run.

Im actually not that guy but he isn't wrong.

Jericho was a lame duck undisputed champion everyone knows it. All he had in his first run was his promo battles against Steph.
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>>898100
>we trigger /sp/artans hard even though we stay in our own general
>get moved
>we trigger /asp/ies hard because we spill across their entire board and shitpost in their generals
>get the board renamed in our honor

JUSTICE
U
S
T
I
C
E
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>>897699
>shinsuke nakamura on wwe
i hate this fake rumor meme
he is going to sign to njpw again.
>>
King Booker was hilarious. The hammy accent, the expressions, it was just so fun.
>Keeeng BUKAH
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>>898101
>Jericho wouldn't be a HoF candidate for WWE without his 2008 run

The other things you may be right about, but all you need to do to be a HoF candidate for the WWE is show up every week, collect your check and not call anyone who wears a suit and makes decisions backstage a cunt.
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>>898099
300 DAYS A YEAR DAMMIT
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>>898097
Kind of ironic. They kicked us out of /sp/ for being annoying even though we were contained in 1 general. They sent us here and now we've completely taken over the board.
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>>898093
>>898099
>>898108
He has nerve damage and can't wrestle, can't get surgery to correct it. So they send him out there for tv and have him travel because he's healthy enough to look tough and do promos, even though they won't let him.
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>>898094
No thats me. 18+
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>>898068
Holy fucking shit

18+

Literally triggered right now

18+
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYJDjsZH-ic
Would you mark out?
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>>898113
no, enzo is only good for promos
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>>898115

He actually improved a lot, his offense is quite good now.
>>
Anyone else hear on Flairs pod Vince offered HBK a shitload of money to come back for the rumble tonight and HBK said nah.

Any big surprises you think will happen besides the obvious AJ Styles debut.
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>>898113
The whole stadium would mark out, but Enzo isn't ready for main roster ring work
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>>898024
>>
>3
>2
>1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_FTekkYUk

No really, I hope this happens
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>>898024
The one with the tattoo in her snatch
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>>898024
Brie. She seems nicer and less fake.
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>>898123
>seems nicer

I see you've never watched Total Divas before. You should probably keep that up.
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>>898024
As much as I would enjoy my dick suffocated between Nikki's ass cheeks, Brie.
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>>898124
I do watch it, but it's scripted, anon.
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>>898124

BRIE MOOOEEE
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I miss Cena and Seth
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Who else is pulling for Becky Lynch to win the WWE Championship on Sunday? Not only am I pulling for Becky Lynch because I love her, I am pulling for Becky Lynch because the storyline warrants it. WWE Creative has finally found a way to create a clear baby face vs. a clear heel in the Divas division, and Becky's promos along with Ric Flair's arrogance has given her this title match that Charlotte didn't necessarily want.

Throw in the fact that Becky never got an NXT Women's Championship run, and you have a case where if Becky does win, it will be a refreshing result we have not yet seen before across all WWE programming.

Go Becky!
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>>898124
>you think total divas is real
lmfao
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>>898132
Sorry pham, but Charlotte is gonna win because Ric didn't raise that much stink when Paige mentioned Reid.
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>>898132
I was just reading this. I agree completely desu.
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>>898127
>>898133
You guys are giving Bries "acting" way too much credit
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>yfw the Usos win
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>>898128
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>>898139
Holy shit you're a gullible idiot
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I can't respect bryan because of his wife desu
>>
>i only watch WWE
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>>898139
If she were so bad I doubt a guy as nice as Bryan would have married her.
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>>898147
I didn't say she was bad. Just not as nice as Nikki.
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>>898147
the sex game probably changed his mind, probably blew his vegan mind everything she was willing to do and taught him.
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>>898146

I'd watch more NJPW if their website wasn't a pain in the asshole to navigate, it's like they don't want my money
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new >>898152
>>898152
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last post to make it 310
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>>898229
now its 310
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