Is Triple H really going to win the Rumble? Just so he can put Reigns over in what would be one of the most predictable Mania main events of all time.
>Lesnar will end up in a feud with Big Show again.
Im Looking forward to seeing Josh get hazed at the rumble tomorrow.
It'll make for good webms for sure, I liked Josh but the dude just buried himself, his career is as good as done at this point.
Hopefully based Mada makes it big.
the usos are so fucking shit
>faggy superkicks which looks dumb as they both have short legs
>same moves every match
>stupid dives outside the ring in EVERY match
>all they do is shout AWUYAYAYA SAHMOAH!
sheamus, ambrose and stardust aside, they are the most boring of the main roster to watch. i wish they'd get released.
>Putting some fag from Tough Enough in the Rumble
Unless he takes a chair shot harder than the one Maven took in 2002 I don't give a fuck
What will WWE do in the royal rumble to piss off smarks and ruin the PPV? Will it be worse than last year´s?
>AJ Styles has always been synonymous with TNA and TNA synonymous with AJ Styles. AJ helped build the foundation of IMPACT WRESTLING, and his phenomenal body of work lives in our rich history – something we are very proud of.
>In the last few weeks, rumors have swirled about AJ Styles, his future and TNA Wrestling. Fans have asked for the status and wrestling media have made numerous inquiries.
>For the past several months, AJ and TNA were involved in serious discussions to bring him back home to TNA. Creative discussions escalated and two additional wrestlers, Drew Hankinson and Chad Allegra, were enthusiastically added.
>These discussions culminated on December 14th in Nashville, Tenn., where all attended a meeting at Dixie Carter’s home. A handshake and written deal between AJ, Drew, Chad and TNA was agreed upon and signed by all. Start dates were determined, creative decided, merchandise designed and plane tickets purchased.
>Over the Christmas holiday, and after the lawyers finalized the long form agreement, all communication with TNA stopped.
>AJ’s lawyer contacted TNA and stated the wrestlers had changed their mind and would not be honoring their commitment to TNA.
remember /wwe/, no matter what happens, you will never be this cucked
>muh word of intent
Unless there's paper signed that doesn't mean jack shit. Fucking Dixie, jesus.
>xatu used gust
but xatu doesn't learn gust, anon
>there are fags itt who think that daniel bryan will return at the rumble
please get your genitals wet
>they spam the shit out of sub-par kicks and slap their thighs hard as fuck to cover for the lack of actually looking good
>they barely even clear the ropes because they're pudgy and unathletic
>do the most basic, rudimentary "high-flyer" moves
Yeah they're absolutely bland.
They were actually mean to get a sophisticated, stereotype-smashing gimmick alongside Tamina that spat in the face of the usual screeching Samoan Savage shit.
Now they're the literal textbook definition of obnoxious screeching Samoans.
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You guys are going to stop watching WWE if Triple H or Roman wins, right?
Like, okay at this point you're suspecting your girlfriend of cheating on you, but HHH winning the rumble is like her coming about and telling you with photographic proof she's been blowing, Jamal and the rest of your friends, and they all know and have been laughing this entire time.
Finn already uses it as a signature and thats a pretty week finish,
Maybe his suplex neck breaker.
>final four is wade barrett, heath slater, roman reigns, and john cena
>wade and heath are ganging up on roman
>roman's on the ground
>he reaches out for cena to help
>cena kicks him in the face
>lifts his arm band up to reveal a nexus arm band underneath
How hard do you mark?
>Only #30 is left
>Roman in the ring by himself waiting for whoever's last
>Crowd is booing harder than ever
Best Rumble in years
Nah best rumble would be pic related walking out champ.
>pretending you don't know the BEST wrestler on Earth
>mfw kevin nash eliminates all these new outlel manlets
>mfw he didn't eliminate anyone on his last rumble return
I'm not a fan of his, but that made his return completely pointless. I don't think he even did the powerbomb that time.
>Rumble tomorrow that will make IWC neckbeards mad
Who /comfy/ here?
That's one instance of many, many instances. Even the best outright botch sometimes, nothing to do with the finisher, just a Human fuckup from AJ.
The finisher itself is incredibly safe; it's a knee-bump when it's done right.
You said the only time it was the other guys fault which is false. Stop lying on the internet
Its not the bump thats dangerous it is the set up, its a shit move that isnt even worth it anyway
How can one (cave) man be so based?
>it's a Steph does the fucking episode
>this is the body of the Usos
>tfw Dean or Owens legitimately hurt themselves
>that feel when Roman gets legit injured because he's too much of a massive retard to tuck his head for the Styles Clash
>giving two actual shits about who the WWE inducts into their HoF
>implying it means anything whatsoever
Breh they just fucking induct people they're on somewhat decent terms with.
Their usage of the word "Legend" is so lax it's nigh-offensive to ACTUAL legends.
Why is it that heels end up getting booked to be more enjoyable and honest than the faces?
Roman's gimmick right now is basically being a sarcastic asshole who can't come up with his own arguments, yet because it's him he's supposed to be the face of the goddamn company right now
Basically everyone they call legends. They call everyone that used to work for them "WWE Legends", because they're on legends contracts.
Jabronis like New Age Outlaws, Godfather, X-Pac.
Actual "Legends" are people that made legendary impact on the business and established themselves well-above everyone else. Top guys, essentially.
They did call him a legend, because it's in his "legends" contract.
Honestly, Koko B.Ware has more claim to being called a legend than JBL and Lita because he was big as fuck in the territories.
None of them are legends, though. Raise your standards, son.
I never understood why Roman gets paired with Bray Wyatt, Big Show and Kevin Owens a lot in house shows.
Especially Big Show and Bray Wyatt since Owens has the pleasure of over-fighting Dean in most live events.
Judging by all that protection he's been wearing on them in recent months he's likely starting to have problems with them. Guy should just take it easy and go on commentary or something.
Big Show because HE'S A GIANT and makes Roman look really strong, or so Vince thinks. He doesn't seem to realise the guy isn't a credible threat anymore.
I was a Big Show mark when he still had hair and had the Picture Start titantron with the helicopter and searchlights
I still can't believe there was a point in his career where he could kip up and do dropkicks and shit
Those marble statues they're using in the Royal Rumble ads make the Usugars look like shit.
I dunno mayne, Booker's definitely a point of contention to me. He was brought in during the Invasion angle and made good on programs with Austin and the Rock.
He was also really, really over when Shovelmeister had his wicked way with him on the grandest stage of them all.
Everyone else you're 100% right about, though, Booker's many notches above them
I'd put Booker below both Nash and Razor. While they are both cancerous to the business they did one thing right, NWO.
Booker never went over the top guys and I think you might have rose tinted glasses on about Booker from your childhood.
>Booker never went over the top guys
>booking = legend status
Impact, fan-perception and talent = legend status.
>I think you might have rose tinted glasses on about Booker from your childhood.
Not particularly. I actually got into his work as a matter of hindsight.
Why doesn't Wade Barrett do any talking whilst in the League of Nations? It's always the other three that can't shut up, even Rusev is more chatty and I haven't seen Barrett wrestle properly either since the League of Nations was formed.
Will Outlaw Moot rename this board after all the other /asp/ generals disappear
Their threads can't compete staying on top of the catalog
Jericho wouldn't be a HoF candidate for WWE, The Observer or Wrestling HoF without his 2008 run.
Im actually not that guy but he isn't wrong.
Jericho was a lame duck undisputed champion everyone knows it. All he had in his first run was his promo battles against Steph.
>we trigger /sp/artans hard even though we stay in our own general
>we trigger /asp/ies hard because we spill across their entire board and shitpost in their generals
>get the board renamed in our honor
>Jericho wouldn't be a HoF candidate for WWE without his 2008 run
The other things you may be right about, but all you need to do to be a HoF candidate for the WWE is show up every week, collect your check and not call anyone who wears a suit and makes decisions backstage a cunt.
Kind of ironic. They kicked us out of /sp/ for being annoying even though we were contained in 1 general. They sent us here and now we've completely taken over the board.
Anyone else hear on Flairs pod Vince offered HBK a shitload of money to come back for the rumble tonight and HBK said nah.
Any big surprises you think will happen besides the obvious AJ Styles debut.
Who else is pulling for Becky Lynch to win the WWE Championship on Sunday? Not only am I pulling for Becky Lynch because I love her, I am pulling for Becky Lynch because the storyline warrants it. WWE Creative has finally found a way to create a clear baby face vs. a clear heel in the Divas division, and Becky's promos along with Ric Flair's arrogance has given her this title match that Charlotte didn't necessarily want.
Throw in the fact that Becky never got an NXT Women's Championship run, and you have a case where if Becky does win, it will be a refreshing result we have not yet seen before across all WWE programming.