Who else is ready for BASED Beeg to throw out all of the vanilla midgets and big guys to claim his 8th world title?
ARE YOU GONNA BE WILLING TO PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE ROMAN?
YOU SEE, EVERY SUPERSTAR MAKES A DEFIANT DECISION IN THEIR CAREER... ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE ONE, ROMAN. TO TAKE IT... TO THE COO!
THIS IS NOW A HAITCH EDITION
POST RARE HAITCHES
OH SHIT ITS RICH SWANN!!!!
ALL NIGHT LONG
ALL NIGHT LONG.
In no particular order of course!!
Shhhh, let me dream of a world with Swaggie and Angle as tag team champs putting ankle locks on both ankles or angle slams them in to a Swagger bomb. His cross face and ankle lock spot with Beniot in that one triple threat tag team match was hype as shit, they should have more spots like that.
>they bring him back
>enters the rumble as #30
>gets eliminated by Reigns within 10 seconds
The League of Nations are the biggest baby faces in the WWE at present.
A group of men from different backgrounds who fully respect and support each other despite their differences
No selfishness; it's never "I", always "We", and the successes of one member are seen as successes for the whole group
They always hug after a victory
When Rusev was talking about his struggles, Jericho and Reigns bullied and ignored him - this did not stop the League from remaining optimistic about one of them potentially winning the Rumble
Almost always come out together even when they are not all wrestling, because they care about their partners
In a company where prejudice between different nationalities and animosity between groups are so prevalent, the League of Nations is a shining example of good behavior and teamwork.
Those are the qualities of a true leader!
I swear, the moment Ride of the Valkeries plays, unless Stone Cold and/or Rock are also in the rumble I'm done watching forever because fuck that goat. I don't want this goat shoved down my throat anymore.
>tfw Reigns couldn't even do a proper banter comeback
>resorts to "I can't understand what you're saying" when many people have more problems understanding what Roman says rather than Based Bulgarian
>BTFOs Jericho without breaking a sweat
That's why I don't get how they are the heels and roman is the babyface. Dude spears people for no reason, beats up a 70 year man. Like if he didn't beat up and make fun of everyone the authority wouldn't give him as much of a problem. And here is this group of smiling foreigners who hug and support each other who so far have only beat up bullies and responding to antagonists and are supposed to hate them.
Maybe the mid west. Unless they are Muslim nobody really cares enough to hate them. Even Mexicans are starting to be accepted now that the new boogeyman have arrived on the scene. Don't let Trump and his wall deceive you about the supposed like or dislike of non mudslime foreigners.
It's not a question of hate, it's a question of ambivalence. Why do you think Vince booked Jericho and Benoit from the States initially when they were babyfaces?
You can't tell me an Australian/ English/ Canadian would get as over with the same character portrayed by an American. It's just a natural unconscious bias.
Ryback isn't even strong, do you not remember a few months ago when he was trying to do that delayed slam gimmick but everyone actually strong like John Cena and Cesaro were doing it too and made him look like a stupid chimp
Is Vince actually autistic enough to have Ramen win on Sunday?
He's pushed some guys over and given them a hug. That's the extent of his character. He can't wrestle, and they want to pitch him against Brock fucking Lesnar. Frankly, even Erick Rowan vs Brock Lesnar is a better prospect right now.
Lads is NXT worth the watch this week?
I saw a bit of it, I watched the Zayn match because it was right at the start and he's my boy of boys and the Gargano promo and then I thought "fucking hell these indie manlets can't speak and his voice is gay" and stopped.
Anything else of note happen?
They're not doing Brock vs Strowman in an actual match.
At best they'd do Brock vs Bray and have Brock put him through a table like Taker did.
Braun is still too green, WWE isn't going to trust him to have a match with a top guy.
I'm sorry when did Roman get to "debut" despite already having been on the main roster before in his home town with an introduction by both John Cena and Bret Hart and get a title match against the face of the company?
Not really. Baron Corbin is slowly winning me over. I still think he looks like a ferret with mange. He needs to get some straight bulk if he isn't going to cut enough to get abs. Samoa Joe looked pretty good in his match. Also they set up a triple threat between zayn, Joe and Corbin.
Ya dun talking?
I don't care about being the greatest because I' doing this for my daughter, not the fame.
Baron kinda rustles me because he lives a fairly lax lifestyle for a wrestler down near a state-of-the-art performance center and he still has a fucking sad belly.
Do they tell them to keep the same look they had at debut so they don't confuse marks or some shit?
Not him, and I can't pinpoint any exact moment because I'm not a fucking computer, but Miz TV is a safe bet.
Miz TV only ever ends in one of two ways: the Face being a cunt and attacking someone unprovoked, or Divas doing something.
SO THAT MEANS YOU'RE ONLY 1/4TH THE MAN I AM.
A MAN WHOS ONLY HALF THE MAN I AM HAS A 48% CHANCE OF BEATING ME, SO YOU BEING ONLY 1/4TH THE MAN I AM GIVES YOU A 12% CHANCE OF BEATING ME, BUT ADD THE FACT THAT YOU'RE FAT AND YOUR CHANCES GO DOWN TO 7% THEN ADD THE FACT THAT I JUST HAD SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTER LAST NIGHT SO IM FEELING GOOD AND YOUR CHANCES GO DOWN TO 4%, THEN YOU ADD THE FACT THAT IM BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY AND I HAVE ALL MY. STEINERHOLICS OUT THERE CHEERING ME ON AND YOUR CHANCES GO DOWN TO -2%, THEN ADD THE FACT THAT YOU'RE UGLY AND YOU STAYED UP ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT CRYING ABOUT ME FUCKING YOUR WIFE AND YOUR CHANCES GO DOWN TO NEGATIVE THURTEEN PERCENT.
SO YOU TAKE YOUR NEGATIVE 13 PERCENT CHANCE AND MINUS MY 100 PERCENT CHANCE OF WINNING AND YOU HAVE A 113 PERCENT CHANCE OF WINNING.
SEE ROMAN, THE NUMBERS DONT LIE!
I'm the world champion and I will win this Sunday!
*20 mins later*
I will win! Y-Yeah!
>I should shoot everyone that knocks on my door because people have been killed by people who knocked on their door.
You should be on guard for sure, but earlier in the week he offered to let him bypass the tournament. He didn't hate Roman, got a little miffed that Roman was a dick about turning down his offer. Like, you can say no and still have all that "do things on my own" shit without being a dick. He only started to hate him after he got attacked. Roman brought all this on himself and tried to play victim.
I'm kinda pleasantly surprised how far they're pushing Carmella in the women's division, giving her a second win in a row.
I think it's obvious that Carmella is either gonna be a sore loser to Bayley or win by dirty means, setting up a feud and match at the next Takeover.
Also Apollo Crews and Finn are gonna have a match because why not next week.
I can definitely see Carmella beating Bayley by some means, because I doubt Bayley has much longer left on NXT. She'll probably join the rest of the 'big four' on the main roster by the summer.
I think Carm's just gonna be another outright win for Bayley because they've been feeding her a steady flow of W's to spice her reign up as they kinda needed to make it special following the whole Bayley/Sasha stuff.
I do think she'll drop soon, though. To Asuka, Carmella is just another clean-win Face vs Face respect speedbump to give Bayley some filler and another girl room for growth.
You could be right. Bayley's reign has been pretty lackluster because all of the good competition is gone besides Asuka, who is probably being saved until later. I'd really like to see a monster heel Asuka desu.
Not really. Ambrose can actually wrestle if they let him not be LE CRAZY BRAWLER MAN and Jericho has shown he can still go with recent matches against Neville and Balor, he just doesn't do it on TV.
That said I doubt that they'd either let Ambrose reform his character or that Jericho would willfully give a shit.
Braun is no where near as pushed as Reigns is. The show doesnt revolve around Braun. Hell, he's not even the main member of the Wyatts, he's just muscle. Braun isn't going to win the rumble headline Wrestlemania. There's a huge fucking difference.
>thinking Braun Strowman is more pushed than Roman "I am headlining Wrestlemania two years in a row and won the Royal Rumble last year" Reigns
I just don't understand how you can be this stupid.
Braun Strowman is currently a fucking jobber like the rest of the Wyatt family. You don't go from being a worthless jobber your entire career to ALL OF THE SUDDEN be main eventing Wrestlemania.
what is it that people see in this guy?
he looks like a fucking hamster and he dances to the ring to some kidzbop shit
>People actually think Braun is getting a singles match at mania
How retarded do you have to be? He's literally still in training. Dude literally can not wrestle, if he were to get a match, it'd be a tag like the tlc one.
my nigga big luke looking really strong on raw is is time bros?
Yeah i can see that, much like "outlaw wrestling" and "18+".
Yeah of all fucking people, brock lesnar, at mania.
These fucking marks are too fucking gullible.
Brock rarely wrestles guys who aren't part timers, and they believe he's going to wrestle a guy who literally never wrestles singles matches... in a singles match at mania?
Fucking incredible how stupid people can be.
>Brock Lesnar gets eliminated by The Wyatt Family at the Rumble
>Paul Heyman comes out last night and warns them that Lesnar won't take it lying down
>Heyman and Wyatt go back and forth on the mic leading to Fast Lane
>Match gets made for Fast Lane
>Brock Lesnar vs Erick Rowan and Luke Harper
>If Lesnar wins, he gets a chance for revenge vs Bray at Wrestlemania
>He does win, and utterly BTFOs Rowan, taking him off the show until post-WM
>More Wyatt/Heyman promos
>Week before WM, Wyatt, Harper and Strowman promo
>Lesnar comes down and gets taken out by the three of them, but not without putting Harper through the announce table
>Bray Wyatt def. Brock Lesnar after Strowman interferes
>Lesnar fucking destroys Strowman post-match as Wyatt retreats up the map
>mfw I started browsing /wwe/ when the streak broke
I didn't even know this board existed back then, keep thinking otherwise though
They don't want him back and ruining Roman's buzz like the last RR.
I can't be fucked with his technical wrestling shit that involves kicks all the time. and the flying goat that barely hits the opponent.
The argument is that Daniel Bryan is "injury prone" and they won't clear him unless he agrees to "tone down" his style. It's bullshit though because they have Tommy Dreamer of all people putting on hardcore matches and diving into tables.
If we don't see a SWERVE and all this shit about Maroon not clearing him is legit, we probably won't see Daniel Bryan in WWE for much longer.
Now is exactly the worst time for Vince to let his ego fuck with the roster fyi. Lucha Underground is picking up speed, and to a lesser extant, ROH.
They won't even trust that fucker with the diva's title.
i'm sure he legit thinks Dbry is too much of a risk, the best they could do is put him in irrelevant storylines but that would bring out all the smarky cunts wanting him to get a push and crying when he doesn't get one like the RR.
At least Reigns got a reaction of boos. Braun wouldn't get a reaction of ANYTHING, and you think the ratings are bad now, think how bad they would be if they rocketshipped Braun to the main event with zero build at all.
By his own admission he's had 13 to 16 concussions.
>I have a few regrets. My one regret is at times my memory... I can remember anything about wrestling, anything, but before... I don't know what year I got married. I would have to call my wife and say 'what year did we get married?' Or my wife will say 'you already asked me that' and I'll be like 'really?' Or, the other day I came home from wrestling, I pulled my bags out, I went -- it was about 3 o'clock in the morning -- I got home and the next morning my wife comes up and goes 'are you okay?' I said 'yeah.' She goes 'did you get hit in your head or anything?' I said 'no, why?' And when she first comes into your room and goes 'can I talk to you' you're like 'oh god, what did I do now, am I in trouble?' And she's like 'well, I went outside to throw out the garbage and you left your trunk open and it rained. Why didn't you close your trunk?' I said 'I can't tell you that. I don't know why.' Or I've left the refrigerator door open. Now I have an alarm on my refrigerator door that goes off if it's open. That scares me. Or even with my daughter, 'how was school, blah blah blah,' and then I'll ask them something and 'dad, you already asked me that.'
This isn't about where they happened or anything like that. Tommy Dreamer is cleared to wrestle with WWE and Daniel Bryan isn't. They both have a history of concussions, but the one who's actually suffering from that history in a real way is less of a risk to wrestle than the guy that isn't?
>This isn't about where they happened or anything like that.
that is exactly what the protocol is, as long as you can pass the physical and havent had any documented concussions on your wwe record they cant stop you. Bryan has had a shit load of severe ones, including a few back to back documented.
>who's actually suffering from that history in a real way is less of a risk to wrestle than the guy that isn't?
apparently because hes never had one in the wwe, which is shocking, it has happened in the indies outside of wwe but i guess he didnt go to the doctor and just shook them off.
>less than a week to the rumble
>hardly and 321posting
time to fix that
>#30 is about to come out
How hard do you mark?
Not to mention Dolph Ziggler. Pretty sure he has had more concussions than Bryan, yet he was cleared from his last one pretty quickly. Yet for some reason they just won't let Bryan back into the ring.
>Tuesday night's TNA Impact Wrestling, which was the third episode on POP TV, drew 321,000 viewers. Viewership was up 11% from last week's 288,000 viewers.
>Tuesday's WWE Total Divas season 5 premiere on the E! network drew 1.115 million viewers and ranked #9 for the night on cable.
>This is up 14% from the season 4 premiere, which drew 975,000 viewers. This is down 7% from the season 3 premiere, which drew 1.2 million viewers.
Jobber does not mean someone you have no interest in. It's someone who loses to make someone else look strong. You literally can't be a Jobber if you have never lost. Please educate yourself to atleast a grade school level.
I'll disagree there because "the Look" is a much more expansive and broadened thing than people give credit for.
It's not just "BIG STRONK MUSCLE", it's whatever fits the gimmick. See: DBry, unappealing manlet who's look helped him genuinely thwart the company's plans and main event wrestlemania because he came off as a believable underdog.
Sami's kinda like that. If he didn't look like such an average Joe he wouldn't be so connectable for the jimjams, he's a pure babyface and it fits.
>there are people who think shane could 'fix' wwe
You all know deep down in your heart if Shane was working in his families company again he'd suck in his gut, put on a fake smile and go "Yes Dad, great idea"
Don't even try and pretend
When will WWE just cancel Smackdown? What purpose does it serve?
>that dead crowd
>people are surprised that Roman has an actual personality when he goes off-script
Seeing Roman as the locker room leader is strange especially when older guys like Finlay, Goldust, Marky Mark and Big Show are around.
I feel exasperated a times, all this good talent WWE has and its proverbial diamonds in the rough, and they all just there to serve the purpose of making Roman look strong.
Episode 10 of breaking ground nigga. It's like they purposefully tried to keep him and Patrick out of all the shows.
in the span of a year they have elevated roman and the A+ player as major players, they are finally getting the message.
>lack of ability
>ignores Seth Rollins who was scheduled for a main event title match with HHH
>ignores the process they're doing with Roman Reigns now
>ignores that KO and Dean are protected to the point that only Roman can pin them clean
Rusev's gimmick is aggressively terrible.
I was hoping they'd do something else with it when they brought out the Rusev flag but that went away quickly.
Only the most bumbfuck nowhere towns like Birmingham even care about the STUPID AMERICANS thing.
kek, he'll be fed to Roman when he comes for a few years then fade into the midcard. He is to Roman what Orton was/is to Cena. And we know who won most of those matches.
That's the problem, just 2 people barely in the main event picture. It should be at least 4-5 guys.
Putting all your eggs into just one person is just dumb these days, especially how grueling WWE's touring schedule is.
Cena was dicking around with the US title, Orton was doing nothing, there's your additional two guys in the ME picture. People might be sick of them but there aren't many alternatives yet and they still work well. Too many faggots running around that think Owens should be champion and fighting Lesnar without understanding that he's short and fat. Add Bray to that as well actually (only seems short compared to the others but still).