/wwe/ General #1760

>>893270
>deanetty thread

>Dean will get his Rumble win in 2017
>he will go over Jasethy and Reignetty in 2017

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Cuck thread?

CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, and Daniel Bryan are overrated shitty wrestlers.

>>893270
Smackdown's quite enjoyable because it's less fillery than Raw and is focused around Dean/KO.

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>the state of jean's hair

>>893280
And the commentary is getting exceptionally better.

>>893270

How much of that was a shoot anyway?

He looks like Jarvis

>>893284
Mauro looks like a cross between Seth McFarlane and a giant toddler but his input is actually pretty good, yeah

Post your fave 5

> Sheamus
> Bray
> Finn Balor
> Based Bo
> Neville

>>893281
>>893281
Vince IS the writer(s). He's the final say so it doesn't matter jack what the writers come up with if he doesn't like it. They could be producing gold for all we know.

>>893288
He actually calls matches. I enjoy listening to his knowledge of wrestling Its disappointing even in NXT the announcers arent calling a match either. Todd philips and his smaller doppelgänger only care about bullshit banter

>>893270

Oh and Dean Ambrose, he's an overrated shitty wrestler too.

>>893289
If current then

>Rusev
>Bo
>Dudleys
>Brock
>Harper

>>893293
I do kinda like NXT commentary for Corey's heel banter. It's not shitty "NO U" JBL-tier shit, it's actually quite sharp.
Mauro as the play-by-play, Corey as the Heel and Booker-giving-a-shit as the Face is best possible current commentary team I think

>>893289
Main Roster only

>RuRu
>KO
>Rose
>Big E (used to be New Day in general but the antics are waning a little, still love Big E tho)
>Bo

>>893296

I don't like the heel commentary thing really but you're right, he's leagues better than JBL who can't even remember who he's supposed to be making fun of or not.

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>people think Shane could 'fix' wwe

we all know, deep down that he wouldn't. He would smile, nod and say 'yep! that's a good idea Dad!" all the while secretly dying inside.

Is Dean anyones favorite?
I don't understand how that could be.
Not even shitposting, his character has done next to nothing, no real development at all since he split from the shield and in the shield he was the least interesting character, Seth brought the flippy shit, Roman had the look of an enforcer and brought the power moves and finish, Dean was just there.

>>893289
>Sheamus
>Becky
>Harper
>Brock
>KO or Rusev
Honourable mention to wade barrah

>>893296
Ill take King over Booker. Graves is pretty decent. Just cant stand the overly white guy with no appeal. I.E. Tom Philips, M. Cole, Rich Brennan. Had to look up the last gay

>>893300
because HE'S A LUNATIC

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT HE'LL DO NEXT

HE MIGHT THROW A SODA AT YOU, HE MIGHT STARE WIDE EYED AT YOU. HE JUST DOES STUFF

>>893300
>and in the shield he was the least interesting character,

Shield-Dean and immediate-post-Shield Dean was fucking great, though.
He had more fitting offense for his skill-set, usually sold to amp up the comeback since he was easily the best of the three at it and killed (still kills) the other two on promos.

>>893304

Or he might grab your testicles with tongs.

>>893300
Deans a wildcard. Honestly if wwe were still the type to let there superstars do whatever as long as they don't break the tv rating he could easily be something along the lines of the next stone cold.

>>893300
I'm not a fan of him but I am pissed at how they turned him into Roman's little buddy. He gets a great pop, they need to stop using him to have Roman leech on that.

>>893303
You could add Byron Saxton to the list of white guys with no appeal.

When does Cena return

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>>893310
Byron's a beta fuccboi

>>893313
He's also whiter than Paige.

>>893311
he'll be back around summerslam with Seth and Cesaro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiER27l-pgY

the best black people in the business.

QT Eden and the
NEW
DAY!

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>>893289
Man, I can't even come up with a fav 5

>>893316
I can't see her without hearing
>Kevin OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwens

>>893300
Dean was the shit back when he took that cinder block stomp and was essentially the top guy at the time. Too bad he was just keeping Roman's seat warm tho.

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>>893315
>Cena and Cesaro return as chaingang Cesaro and chaingang Cena, chain gang

>>893319
man that was a disappointing show.

>>893311
6-9 months was the estimation, but it's Cena so probably 4-6.

>>893289
Festus
Karl Anderson
Shinsuke Nakamura
AJ Styles
Devitt

>>893313
>Fuck me Byron
>Well excuse me madam but please kindly get off me

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>>893270
holy fuck

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>>893313
>jojo

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>>893313
hes heard stories from big e he knows all she wants is the BBC.
Though that hand is very low.

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>>893329

>>893300
Hes my 3rd favorite CZW wrestler, but probably my favorite full timer in CZW.

>>893314
only sasha is whiter than paige.

>>893270
This is fucking great tbqh
The only missed beat is when Foley said something along the lines of
>name one kid that ruined their lives
He should've popped back with
>Dean Ambrose

>>893276
>Reignetty
>not Javestty

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>>893329

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>>893327
>fuk mi bayron wit chur bbc
pass paige ive heard the stories.

>>893337
ass pads?

HERE IS THE THING ROMAN. UNFORTUNATELY YOU DECIDED TO HAVE A PROBLEM. THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT YOU DECIDED TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME. NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG ROMAN, YOU ARE A TALENTED WRESTLER AND HAVE BEATEN EVERY CHALLENGE YOU FACED. BUT HERE IS THE THING...

>>893339
black girl in a tight dress

>>893341
YOU MADE IT PERSONAL ROMAN

>>893341
YOU HAVEN'T FACED ME, ROMAN

AND I'M NOT STANDING BEFORE YOU AS THE COO, ROMAN

QUITE FRANKLY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE STANDING IN THIS RING WITH SO LET ME TELL YOU, ROMAN

>>893341
IN THIS BUSINESS

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>>893337

I'VE HAD SURGERY

FIVE TIMES

IN MY LEFT KNEE

>>893333
nice.

>>893341
>>893344
>>893347
>>893346
Haitchposting is the best.

>>893339
nah shes just mixed black and mexican or dominican.

>Sunny actually did the porno

I can't wait to see WWE's response.

>>893346
IM THE GUY WHO DROVE A FREAKING TANK TO WCW AND ENDED THE MONDAY NIGHT WARS!

>>893352
I ruptured a disc which... fragmented into my spinal column

>>893358
D GENERATION X REVOLUTIONIZED THE BUSINESS

YA DUN TALKING?

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I WORKED HARD FOR THIS, I HAVE TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE FOR MY BABY GIRL AT HOME.
*looks at camera and winks*
HOW ABOUT YOU CUT THE CRAP AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN? ARE YOU THE MAN YOU THINK YOU ARE OR ARE YOU NOTHING BUT A SCARED MAN PACKING A COUPLE OF CHERRIES?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iksR3NiO2zI&feature=youtu.be

>ywn have a fatty southern dinner with sister abigail

>>893363
YOU STAND THERE CALLING YOURSELF "THE GAME", BUT TO ME, YOU JUST LOOK LIKE "THE LAME"

>>893364
She resembles Bo a lot, but honestly not the bad looking.

>>893365
HEY GUYS LOOK AT THE LAME!
*crowd yells "the lame"*

>>893364
>ywn come home to yourvloyal, loving wife Abigail and the strong, healthy children she has given you

>>893365
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you called yourself The Game. You go around acting like a PS Triple.

But you lookin like a Nintendo Wii right now!

>>893372
PS3 has no games though

>>893371
then you can get to hang out with BO every once in a while and your step dad is fuckin IRS.

YOU CALL YOURSELF THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN?

YOU'RE JUST A CEREBRAL ASS

>>893377
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

THIS IS A PG SHOW

>>893370
>>893377
THE KING OF KINGS? MORE LIKE THE QUEEN OF QUEENS

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What are your thoughts on Blake & Murphy?
It seems so weird to me, they just showed up and won the titles out of nowhere, had a few defenses, then lost them and faded back in to nobodies again. Do they deserve titles or even a main roster push?

>>893377
YOU SAY YOU'RE THE KING OF KINGS
MORE LIKE
THE KING OF TATER TOTS

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>>893374
THE PS TRIPLE HAS ALL THE GAMES NIIIGGGGAAAA

I thought Kings carried swords!

It looks like you're just packin a dagger!

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>tfw Chyna will never get into the HoF because Stephanie is a cunt

>>893377
TRIPLE H I THOUGHT YOU HAD A SLEDGEHAMMER

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE JUST A


DINKY WINKY

>>893383
they will get called up and job most likely.

>>893388
RUBBER MALLET

CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

RUBBER MALLET

>>893383
literally who

>>893383
they suck but bliss really got over with me

>>893390
YOU SEE ROMAN YOU CALL YOURSELF THE BIG DOG

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN YOU'RE JUST A PUPPY

>>893355
Honest to God I have not laughed much in weeks, but every time someone Haitch posts I cracked up loudly. I don't really know why it's so funny, but it's the best thing you guys have come up with months.

>>893363
YOU THINK I HAVEN'T STRUGGLED? YOU THINK I HAVEN'T FOUGHT AND CLAWED MY WAY UP HUH BIG GUY?

WHEN I WAS A BOY MY FATHER HIGH PRIEST STEVE AOKI TOSSED ME INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO

YOU MAY BE A KING BUT I'M A WARRIOR *AWOOOOGAAAAAAAA*

YOU WANNA BE THE TOP GUY?

THEN, ROMAN, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING YOUR COUSIN ROCKY NEVER COULD HAVE DONE.

AND THAT'S PIN ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, 1-2-3, ON THE GRANDEST STAGE OF THEM ALL AT THE WRESTLEMANIA PAY PER VIEW THIS SUNDAY ON THE WWE NETWORK.

>>893397
I honestly think Y2JUST shit is more hilarious but Haitchposting is top tier

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kek

ROMAN! YOU MAY THINK I HATE YOU BUT I DON'T. QUITE FRANKLY I THINK YOU'RE ALRIGHT BUT HERE IS THE THING. YOU WILL NEVER BE THE TOP DOG HERE BECAUSE I'M NOT JUST YOUR COO, ROMAN.

>>893289
Reigns
Ambrose
Owens
Brock
Taker

>>893403
Someone tell them to take a group photo.

>>893395
A PUPPY THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN A BAG AND THROWN INTO THE RIVER ROMAN

>>893402
Y2JUST was pretty funny too. You guys are really on your game lately.

>>893395
IN FACT, ROMAN, I'D SAY YOU'RE JUST A BIT*black screen*

>>893406

Count the fedoras

I AM SETH ROLLINS! I AM THE CHAMPION AND I WILL WIN THE MATCH COME SUNDAY. I AM BETTER THAN EVERYONE IN THAT LOCKER ROOM! I AM THE CHAMPION! THE CHAMPION IS WHO I AM! I WILL FACE ANYBODY BECAUSE I'M THE MAN! I AM THE CHAMPION!
*nervously looks at the time and realizes he has to talk for 18 more mins*

>After January 31st, All NJPW Shinsuke Nakamura t-shirts will be removed!


Nice shilling prowrestlingtees

>>893404
I'M HUNTER HEARST HELMSLEY, THE CONNECTICUT BLUEBLOOD, THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN, THE KING OF KINGS, THE GAME.

AND AS A RECENTLY DEAR DEPARTED FRIEND FRIEND WOULD SAY [ˢʰᵒᵘᵗᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ᴸᵉᵐᵐʸ] YOU'RE GONNA BOW DOWN, DOG!!

>>893414
20 TIME WORLD CHAMPION

>>893414
BUT YOU SEE ROMAN, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, IF YOU WANT TO FACE ME ROMAN, IF YOU WANT TO FACE THE GAME, THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN, YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOU ARE WORTHY FIRST!
*lights dim*
WWWEEEEEEEELLLLLL...

> LOU THESZ/RIC FLAIR AWARD (WRESTLER OF THE YEAR)
A.J. STYLES (299) 2,507
Hiroshi Tanahashi (160) 1,674
Kazuchika Okada (136) 1,532
Shinsuke Nakamura (190) 1,481
John Cena (55) 976
Brock Lesnar (79) 668
Seth Rollins (51) 580
Sasha Banks (80) 519
La Sombra (35) 228
Jay Lethal (21) 214

>okada still this buried by Tana

So, my family got tickets for the rumble and I'm trying to come up with ideas for signs.

Suggestions?

>>893422
>HERE'S THE THING ROMAN

>>893422
this >>893424

>>893422
Something Beniot related. Also try to get people to start chanting his name. Alternatively Y2JUST possibly with his face with the JUST hair.

>>893422
Raw is JUST

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>>893422
Put this on a sign

>>893422
>WADE BARRETT'S WORKRATE

>>893422
Either >>893429 Y2JUST or something Haitchposting related
YOU SEE ROMAN
HERE'S THE THING ROMAN
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN

will we get aj styles chants during the royal rumble match?

How ling til Y2JUST and Haitchposting become stale like gorillafag

>>893421
>Sasha on the list after doing absolutely nothing from June to the end of December

>>893435
Yes. Orlando is a very "with it" crowd when it comes to wrestling.

>>893437
>June

Did you miss NXT Brooklyn?
Did you miss NXT Respect?

>>893437
She hasn't yet used up all of her goodwill from NXT. Won't be long until the turning on her is complete, though.

>>893436
>implying gorilla fag is stale
phs

>>893436
>Y2JUST
Can you /tv/ faggots take your underage reddit memes elsewhere

>>893439
Hard to believe those matches were so recent. Couple months later she's twerking with a unicorn horn on her head.

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>>893438
>mfw Mr. America hops the guardrail to enter as #31

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>>893422
Have this enlarged and printed out

>>893443
yeah that shit was never funny

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>>893289
>Becky
how can you not root for her. she's pure!
>Bork
>Rusev
>Harper
>Slater
>Kalisto

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>>893422
This picture:

>>893422
Have something Jarvis Solid related

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>>893422

>>893422
>Outlaw Wrestling

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>>893422

>>893422
Push Jarvis

>>893289
>New Day
>Sheamus
>Wyatt Family
>Zolf Diggler
>Heath Slater

>>893464
>lex dyslia

>>893403
rippa dip dip
everybody take a [tip]

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>>893289
>seth rollins
>the architect of the shield
>the man
>the A+ player
>the undisputed future of the wwe.

>>893475
Paul looks so fantastically smug in every photo

>>893475
>listing Roman four times

That's cheating.

>>893477
Stephanie looks manlier than he does :(

>>893270
lol wtf was Dean fucking with Mick or is this a set up for a rivalry between them story wise

>>893482
White women, amirite

>>893289
>John Cena
>BMJ
>The Doctor of Thuganomics
>The Prototype
>Juan Cena

>sheamus got over simply by not being Roman Reigns
>w-we listen to our fans

>>893483
old plans in the fcw days, never went through

deano hasn't used his twitter since

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>>893489
>Sheamus
>over

>>893491
Shit they should totally reconcile that. Would bring some interesting drama back to the show

>>893489
Vince stopped listening to fans after Wrestlemania 30.

>>893497
>Vince stopped listening to fans from the moment he was born
ftfy

I'm still waiting for the day Cena blows out both quads doing that slide into the ring

YOU WANNA MAKE THIS PERSONAL? THEN I'LL MAKE IT PERSONAL.

OUR NEXT MATCH WONT BE AT WRESTLEMANIA

IT'LL BE THE BIG DOG VS THE GAME AT NXT IN FULL SAIL UNIVERSITY

>>893497

>stopped listening to the fans after WM30

No, he stopped listening to those shitty acne ridden neckbeards after WM30.

>>893403
>pay Vince tickets to chant garbage and put yourselves over IRL

Remember that one smark with a New Day t-shirt trying to stop other smarks from cheering Roman on one Raw?

>>893449
>shovel
But Trips will put him over

Going over Trips at Wrestlemania is pro-wrestling's ultimate honor

>>893501

That'd actually be kinda great if they're feuding over ownership.

They missed the opportunity not having John Cena go after the NXT belt

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>>893503
Oh neat, an anti-smark cucktrarian.

Have fun when your bbygurl's mega push fizzles out and he goes back to feuding with Big Show.

So is Sting ever coming back?

>>893505
The next wrestlemania will decide who gets to use the shovel in the future.

>>893509
Roman isn't going away unless he dies or gets jailed for a federal crime

>>893313
How can you be both beta and a fucboi?

I'm finding it very humorous how Romans is being picked on right now. It's a shame he doesn't have a lot of personality to back it up. He's kinda like Batista in that they can do it all physically, but their presentation skills are a bit lacking.

Roman needs to remove that vest from his apparel for one. That's one thing that's irking me.

>>893519
Roman isn't anything above average even physically. He is a perfect example of looking stronger than he actually is and is moveset is really limited.

>>893509
>fizzles out

Smarks have been saying this since 2013 yet here we are with Roman main eventing another Wrestlemania and has two chips already

>>893524
>Smarks have been saying this since 2013
Not even close

The Roman hate started with the 2015 Rumble


Probably a couple months before that too with those God awful bean stalk promos with big show

>>893519
I think Batista had a hell of a presence. Especially as a heel with that whole spotlight thing.

What fresh match/feud would you be most interested in for the next year /WWE/? I still want to see Daniel Bryan vs Brock Lesnar tbqhwy.

>>893534
My problem with Brock is that there isn't enough guys as big as him that is competing with him to balance out his whole "strongman" image. I want to see John Cena, Titus, and Brock being part of a new Heavyweight division.

>>893534
>manlet and a UFC wrecking ball

>>893501
>FULL SAIL UNIVERSITY

I've kinda noticed they're now referring to it as the "NXT Arena".
I think even the WWE feels that the Full Sail backlash is real and that they want to disassociate.

>>893507
I always felt that having an actual really established name make an appearance and fight for the NXT Title could be really interesting.
Randy would be a good guy. He doesn't ever seem to be doing much nowadays, despite being boring as fuck he's inexplicably quite over and he has Main Event credibility.

>the TNA episode of family feud is playing on GSN right now
>you now remember when TNA was relevant enough to do that shit

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>>893519
Roman is weak like 7 days in a row. That one arm crap where he "holds" the <200 wrestler doesn't look good, it makes him look bad. You can tell Cena is strong cuz he does it smoothly.
Don't say Sin Cara because he uses momentum, and bbygirl is trying to do it slow to make it "look better" when it looks like shit.

>>893534
Bray vs Brock.

>>893538

John Cena would have brought nuclear heat though.

>>893534
Bryan vs Brock would be great too bad he won't ever wrestle again

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>mfw seth comes back at the rumble and wins the title he rightfully deserves back and takes the company to a new golden age
brehs....

>>893534
Dean vs Brock

>>893546
>Jasethy
>killing ratings

Pick two

>>893534
Cena vs Cena

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Of the following talents who have never been WWE Champion, who do you feel will get one or more WWE Title Runs in the future and who do you feel (based purely on their overall talent) deserves one and/or could do well with one.

Moderately related webm; he will never be Champ but he'd be a fucking great one.

>Rusev
>Big E
>Bray Wyatt
>Braun Strowman
>Cody Rhodes
>Dean Ambrose
>Kevin Owens
>Cesaro
>Neville
>Damien Sandow
>Kalisto
>Ryback
>Baron Corbin
>Sami Zayn
>Samoa Joe
>Apollo Crews
>Big Cass
>Chad Gable
>Jason Jordan

>>893546
Aren't they worried that he'll put more stars out of work

>>893539
>TNA Family Feud

I wasn't even aware this happened.

>>893548
Not even Brock can save ratings and it's about to be Wrestlemania season

Over 600k people turned off Raw by the time Brock came out

>>893551
will answer in a (will they get a title run)/(are they talented enough) format

>Yes/Yes
>No/Yes
>Yes/Yes
>Not sure, scarily possible/Lolno
>No/Yes
>Yes/Yes
>Yes/Yes
>No/Yes
>No/Yes
>No/Yes if he got his run during the intellectual saviour shtick, people forget how good he was there
>If they decide to push him as the next Mexican star, Yes/Yes
>No/Fuck No
>Yes/He's developing really well, I have hopes
>Yes/Gigayes
>No/He's 100% proven talented enough but too old to really substantiate it
>No/Yes
>Strong possibility/Yes
>No/Yes
>Yes/Yes

>>893551
After Roman's push I can assure you that Dean, Bray and Owens are next.

AJ Styles will also get a title run and only Balor and perhaps Sami Zayn are guaranteed title shots in the far future since the main event will be clogged with the Shield trio in one form or another.

>>893551
I'm patiently waiting for Rusev's world title win

>>893289
>Big Man John Cena
>Bork Laser
>Roman Rains
>Little Buddy Ambrose
>Randy Orton

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Can we reach 2000 before Wrestlemania lads?

>>893289
>Styles
>Pentagon Jr
>Brock
>Rollins
>Kofi

>>893422
Put this: AUTISTIC FAT FAN HERE, FAN OF KO, SASHA MY WAIFU, NEW DAY IS FUNNY.

>>893551
>who do you feel will get one or more WWE title runs in the future
Dean, Kevin, Corbin. Bray might get a transitional reign,

>deserves one
Bray, Kevin, Big E, Rusev, Cesaro, Neville

>>893555
>about Sandow

>>No/Yes if he got his run during the intellectual saviour shtick, people forget how good he was there

I do think he gets too much shit for being a cringeworthy faggot of a Human being.
He was based as fuck in that gimmick and could've been an awesome WHC had his MiTB run panned out not so horrifically.

>>893561
Maybe. Board moves slow as shit, but we go through like three or four threads a day.

>>893566
>Rusev
>Cesaro
>Big E
>Neville
>titles

>>893551
They are all fucking jobbers and will never draw a dime except Ambrose. Ambrose will one day get his chance at the title.

>>893561

No, because the exdee fuck anime autists refused my timesplitters gimmick

Reminder to all memers who think every time their favourite loses it's a burial that this is a God's honest burial that the fucker did NOT recover from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuOEVbV70DU

>>893519

>Comparing Roman Reigns to based Dave

Why the fuck do I even come here.

>>893575
>based Dave
>when he got booed unjustly hard when he came back

Silly smarks

>>893574
He was my boy

What did he do to deserve this

What does /wwe/ think about BLM?

Brodus Clay doesn't like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4n64uaEKIU

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>>893553
>"What occupation contains the bravest people?"
>Matt Morgan answers sports

>>893574
I don't get it, why do they give the briefcase to someone they don't want to be champion?

It also happened last year with Sheamus.

>>893578
>Greg "DUDE ANALOGIES LMAO" Gutfeld
Most unfunny republicunt to ever exist

>>893584

I don't know anything about him but the video popped up in my feed after watching WWR latest video that has Tyrus in it.

Is Tyrus even black?

Deanetty is objectively the worst member of the Shield both as a draw and in ring/promos

Not understanding the love for KO either, I want him to feud with Bray but he's a fat fuck and I can't take him seriously

>>893582
It wasn't so much that they didn't want Sandow to be Champ, it was rather that nobody who won that match was going to benefit because they'd already decided the titles were destined to be unified and thus they'd job out regardless of who they were.
They just put it on someone they didn't care about.
Sheamus was a victim of the Roman Empire, seems pretty obvious.

>>893586
>Dean
>worse than Romeme in any way

>>893586
>Deanetty is objectively the worst member of the Shield both as a draw and in ring/promos

Don't even like Dean but that's wrong.

>>893578
Also that fat fuck clearly doesn't understand what BLM even is about. And that goes for everyone saying "all lives matter."

It's not saying "only black lives matter." It's not segregating anyone.

The phrase is just a reminder to cops that black lives also matter, since it arose as a reaction to the all the media coverage of cops killing black people.

>>893585
No idea.

>>893590

Without using google name 3 deanetty moves. I've never liked his promos either, Roman's are bad but Dean's are just boring. While Seth is clearly the best all round Roman is a bigger draw and moves more merch (makes the money to all the other wrestlers do their thing), is at least as good in the ring and on promos. I'm not even baiting but Deanetty is honestly the worst member of the Shield.

>>893596
This baiting thing ain't for you is it fambam

>>893596
Running bulldog
Top rope elbow drop
Dirty deeds

What do I win?

>>893590
>buried the US title for about a year
>defended it a grand total of 2-3 times
>had to be bailed out by the big dog and the A+ player in each defense
>is a low carder unless roman and seth pull him the card
>has not been a world champion like the other 2 members.

>>893596
Running Bulldog
Rebound clothesline
Top rope elbow drop

Ambrose outsold everyone in merchandise when he was main rventing. Even cena for a month. He's far, FAR away the best talker in the group.

Dean's only flaws is he could bulk up a bit, and that he's naturally not very athletic, so he's stiff in the ring. His FCW moveset was great.

>>893601
The US champion has become a joke desu, not even Cena could elevate it.

They should have given him the IC belt from the very beginning.

>>893602

>Running bulldog

Wow what a great technical wrestler


Honestly Seth is the best talker of the group

>>893606
>HEY JAWN
>HEY RAMEN
>HEHEHEHEH

>>893561
Maybe. What were we at when we moved here? I know there's been at least 60 because we reached 1700 on /asp/

anyone watching Smackdown?

>>893614
Sadly

>>893596
Rebound clothesline, Dirty Deeds, suicide dive

>>893614
aye

>>893601
What does that have to do with what I said?

>Rusev
Title run: No
Deserves: Not as of yet but he's improving to the point where he could
>Big E
Title run: No
Deserves: Same as Rusev, he needs to start doing singles again stuff though
>Bray Wyatt
Title run: Yes
Deserves: Yes but nothing long
>Braun Strowman
Title run: No
Deserves: fuck no this guy sucks ass
>Cody Rhodes
Title run: No
Deserves: No
>Dean Ambrose
Title run: Yes
Deserves: If you asked me 6 months to a year ago I'd say yes but hes been pretty shit lately
>Kevin Owens
Title run: Yes
Deserves: Yes but hes a fat manlet so he loses points
>Cesaro
Title run: No
Deserves: Yes
>Neville
Title run: No
Deserves: he needs to connect with the main roster fans outside of his finisher better, as of now no
>Damien Sandow
Title run: No
Deserves: No
>Kalisto
Title run: Depends how the push he's getting currently works they obviously really want a Latino star
Deserves: I'm unfamiliar with his indie/mexico stuff so I don't know how good he is but I've not been terribly impressed by his tag stuff so far
>Ryback
Title run: No
Deserves: No
>Baron Corbin
Title run: No, he's already 31 and still at least a year away from just getting to the main roster
Deserves: No
>Sami Zayn
Title run: No
Deserves: Can't decide until I see a non-Canada + Bret Hart rub match
>Samoa Joe
Title run: No
Deserves: No he's past it imo, just getting a quick paycheck and worming himself into a performance center job
>Apollo Crews
Title run: No
Deserves: No
>Big Cass
Title run: Depends how his first singles stuff goes
Deserves: not currently but he has time to improve
>Chad Gable
Title run: No
Deserves: too early to tell
>Jason Jordan
Title run: Decent shot but top early to tell
Deserves: Too early to tell

Jericho's hair looks awful

>>893622
So does his beer gut

>>893620
>>Dean Ambrose
>Title run: Yes
>Deserves: If you asked me 6 months to a year ago I'd say yes but hes been pretty shit lately

I'm kind of inverse.
I think he's honestly stepped up lately. He's caring more in-ring and it shows.
Not really surprising since he went from literally being Roman's mandated hand-holder to getting his own focus and storylines.

Dad Jericho is the worst

>>893622
Jericho is basically awful all around now.

>>893627
>he doesn't like 2016 JUSTicho

You're not a rooty tooty booty are you famdango?

This Uso's entrance chant is shit.

>Ziggler facepaint

>>893620
>Big E
>he needs to start doing singles again stuff though
You mean how he's 90% of every New Day match?

>>893631
>WE SAMOAN, WE SAMOAN!!

Jericho was based as fuck back in WCW when he was literally beating the masks off luchadores like Juventud and Raymond Stereo. He was even great in his initial WWE run. Now he phones everything in and just rehashes Duane Johnson dialogue like a fucking tool.

>First time tuning into SD out of boredom in a year

King is a heel again?

>>893632
>maybe if I become samoan vince will push me

>>893641
Yes

>>893639
>didn't watch WCW back in the day because lolstralian
>was out of touch with wrestling when he was in the WWE
>ONE OF THE ALL TIME GREATS, THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK 'N' ROLLA, THE LIONHEART

I just sit here wondering why people care. He's pretty good at being a smarmy fuck but other than having an eminently punchable face there's not much to him. Some of his old matches are good but only the truly bottom feeders are always shit.

Do people actually like Ziggler?

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>>893632
>>893642
>>893642
just getting the marks ready for based tama tonga.

>>893650
I liked the dude 2 years but now he just became meme tier

>>893650
The love triangle killed any momentum him and RuRu ever had

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

damn zig over the ropes looked rough

That moment when you realise big show was defeated at the 2004 royal rumble by someone that doesn't even exist

>>893650
Met him once, cool guy but I'm indifferent to his ring work.

>>893660
He had a seizure, causing him to convulse violently and spill out of the ring. Poor Beeg.

>that royal rumble "stats" ad
WE GET IT, HE'S WINNING IT FROM THE NUMBER 1 SPOT, STOP TAUNTING ME!

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Haven't watched any WWE since the Raw after last years Mania. I'm going to watch the Rumble on Sunday.

What kind of shitshow am I in for?

>>893665

>Beeg enters the rumble.

>He wins the rumble.

>Go on to Wrestlemania.

>Wins the Belt.

>And shoves it up your.....

Ah ah...... You ain't gettin me in trouble.

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>>893668
Based Beeg

>>893665
>Many german suplexes
>The look at how strong Roman is show
>Kofi kingston's yearly save
>Braun strowman botch
And many more

>>893665
Damn I want a burger

>>893665
>Usos winning the tag titles
>dean keeping his IC title
>Roman winning the rumble at number 1
>the four of them celebrating in the ring to a dead crowd with moderate booing
>Me streaming my suicide on google hangout shortly after

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>>893665
youre in for a treat balee dat

I have word that Hulk Hogan is showing up at the rumble.
Hulk hogan and Jake the snake

>>893665
Roman breaking multiple records

buhleeve

that.

The Shield was a mistake

>>893679
&brin bag huk hogan :DDDDDDD

>>893679
t. Meltcuck

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>>893668
push beeg

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>>893668
>>893671
>>893673
>>893678
>>893681

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>Dean getting berried by jobber faggots

>>893690
werked

>>893690
Gotta get knocked down now so his comeback win against Fart Owens Fart seems even more hype.

Guys
I need new ideas for my wwe fanfic

>>893696
Go ask creative, they write the best fanfic tier stories.

For everyone saying Roman is going to win the rumble, this is not true. Brock is, and Roman is taking it back at Mania. Duh.

>>893696
Paige gets gangbanged by the workers at IHOP.

>>893696
Owens x Renee

>>893700
Both scenarios are equally awful.

>>893700
Bork v Rehns main event at Mania two years running.

Please, there's only so many superman punches and F5s the people can see before they get bored.

>>893703
>>893704

I didnt say it was good, Im just saying thats whats going to happen. Roman is the "le super strong until the final hurdle and then overcome adversary later" man

>>893700
>Brock
No
He's gonna be eliminated by reigns via superman punch
And Haitch will eliminate Roman by suprise

>>893538
>full sail sucks chants at NXT Brooklyn

keks were had

>>893296

>that commantary team

I AM HARD!

>>893510

WM32 fella

>>893296
>Booker
I'm surprised that they let him near a mic, about every second time he commentates on a women's match he comes within a breath of saying shit that would get him lynched by SJWs.

>>893519

Oh look a faggot who doesnt know Batista was incredibly over heel AND face until smarks ran him out for circumstances out of his control

And now you have Roman for it. Good job assholes.

>>893710
Only white, straight males can be sexist or racist

Alright, /asp/, I have three questions.
Who is returning at the Rumble?
Who is debuting at the Rumble?
Who is winning the Rumble?

>>893713
Nobody
Nobody
Triple H

>>893713
Daniel Bryan
Aj Styles
Bork/Trips/Ramen

>>893713

Bryan, Stang
Styles, Balor, Zayn, Joe
Haitch

>>893715
Two midgets returning / debuting? K.
Three Gods possibly winning? Fair enough.

>>893716
Please, I can only handle so many midgets in one match.

>>893713
Shane
Shinsuke
Bray

>>893718

Haitch is going over all the manlets. What's not to love?

>>893719
This would be based.

>>893722
He's a manlet himself

>>893722
That is pretty great. Roman, Brock, and HHH killing midgets.
>>893724
Only Shane would be based. Fuck Japaneses manlets. Wyatt is ruined.
>>893725
>implying

>>893725
He's 6 foot 4. Who is considered not a manlet in your eyes

>>893727
Anyone under at least 6'6'' is a manlet

>>893728
His real height is 6'2.5'' at the most. He's barely bigger than Cena.

I get the feeling that #2-4 in the RR are going to be the Usos and Dean. And the 4 of them are just going to team up and eliminate 5-25.

>>893729
Sure, man.
IMO, 6ft+ is fine, as long as you're not super skinny.

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>>893727
>he wouldn't mark out to Bray winning

>>893732

Thats literally the only plausible way that Roman would make it out. Fuck it would be great if Dean turned on him.

>>893731
I was just going by his billed hight, 6ft+ is tall enough for good ole fashion wrasslin'

>>893576

But Bryan's better than Dave right?

>>893735
I would mark out a little bit, but it would not be believable, honestly. Unless the entire Wyatt Family kills everyone, I can't see that being realistic. If the entire Wyatt family kills everyone and either Bray or Harper win, I would mark out, thought, especially if HarpGOAT won.

>>893711
Why did Batista leave pro wrestiling anyway?

>>893711
>implying Roman isn't great
Roman isn't as good as Batista, but he's pretty great

>>893742

Acting and stuff

>>893742
bryan neckbeards fanbase.
and hollywood.

>>893742
>>893745
Nah. He signed a 2 year deal, but he got out of it because smarks made him dislike wrestling. If he would have got the belt at Mania, like planned (which would have been amazing), he would have probably still be here.

>>893742
>getting beat to shit pretending to fight for ok-ish money versus pretending to get beat to shit pretending to fight for good money
Gee I wonder.

>>893727
>Fuck Japaneses manlets

Shinsuke is 6'2 so he's actually taller than Cena

rusev looks like he's having a lot of fun in the League of Bullies

they should've made him the leader

also I'm more hype for this Kalisto v ADR match than anything else

>>893519
Jesus Christ 18+

>>893750
But he weighs like 25 lbs less. Nakmura isn't as bad as a lot of the people in NJPW, but, still, fuck him.

>>893751
>I'm more hype for this Kalisto v ADR match than anything else
Botch McManlet versus Angry Mexican.

>>893756
>>893756
>>893756
>>893756
>>893756

>>893747
Nice bait