>have Bo Dallas defeat Ryback using underhanded tactics
>"Ryback is furious at the booking of this match"
>changed it so Bo buries Ryback cleanly in 3 mins
Fuck, this game is fun.
This game is as addictive as crack cocaine. I'm kinda glad a shitty design feature meant I had to stop my ROH game (you can't change if a company is owned by a media corporation mid game, even in the editing options, meaning they could never be broadcast anywhere but on Sinclair's Network).
I just made an edited file of the latest Real World, an alt universe where Vince dies of a heart attack and in his will says HHH can have no part of WWE, leading to HHH buying NXT and going independent and Steph getting WWE. Pretty autistic I know, but I wanted to be able to play as NXT.
Because I don't want to deal with booking all of their entire roster and all those fucking shows, I want something smaller scale, just interested in where NXT could go as a federation with that roster.
I really wanted to book NXT, but I couldn't since its a developmental territory. WWE is annoying to book because I have to book 3 hours of raw, an hour of main event and superstars, and 2 hours of smackdown every week. Plus literally everyone on NXT wants to be called up right now
>tfw vince could die literally any day
seriously /wwe/, how would you feel? It would make me sad but his tribute video would be GOAT.
Confirmed for never posting there I guess.
For general threads we still move at decent speeds tbqh
We have our up/down-times just as we did on spee and we're even spread out across an entire board, now.
/asp/ is basically /wwe/
We're fucking virulent.
We wouldn't be here without him but fuck, do we need new management.
I only spent a little time their before the change and the only thing I remember is shitposting. So I think your full of shit. I door feel like we have better bantz despite not having flags.
What's the point of a game based entirely on text and algorithms, arbitrarily about wrestling, when the stories you make have nothing to do with the outcome and only the structure of the feud matters? How can people spend hours playing this stuff?
>spelled it right the first time
>deleted it to spell it wrong
was the rumble ever not predictable?
did people expect benoit to win? Did they know it would be HHH and HBK in the match with him? I didn't watch during that time.
Dude, with hunter in the top of the company we will never see Punk again, even if he have a decent run in UFC.
>also, vince looked great on monday i think he's very healty. He'll be fine
>yfw Brock starts german suplexing and F5ing people out of the ring in Royal Rumble
>implying cuck-man punk will ever fight in the UFC let alone win
>>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)
What a time to make my return.
It's probably just one guy thinking he's clever
He's likely new as he doesn't know the Anything But X maymay
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)
As little as I could. I'm still working on the basics right now, but I'd probably have to have restrictions like 5 companies active at once, max 50 wrestlers per company. Most features of EWR wouldn't be that hard to put in, it's just sheer volume of content.
>don't post often
>first time I've been here in a few days
>my animals in hats gimmick is being parroted by an autist
I made it.
>Brock squashing Sheamus and every LoN member in the main event
>being so autistic you try and pretend you're me to get some sort of meaning to your life
Fuck dude. I need to stop, this is too sad.
That doesn't sound so bad, I'd play it if it didn't drain the battery like Hogans wife sucked the money out of him, as I'm often bored while waiting for a bus/other shit
How are you gonna implement it lad?
>complains about parroting while using a trademarked randyfag image
I'm legitimately excited for another HHH title reign, hope he has some tv matches.
I'd like to see him go over guys like dean and owens just for that crazy heat.
Not many guys that can really get heat anymore, Haitch is a guy that can legit get heat because smakrs and casuals both hate him, but at the same time smarks and casuals love him so he's one of the few that can truly get over as a face too.
>mfw that kalisto plate gets tossed straight to the bin
>Kalisto won with a lucky surprise roll up
>Del Rio won via submission
WM Star Card
HHH (c) vs Roman Reigns for the WWE Title
Kevin Owens (c) vs Sami Zayn for IC title
Finn Balor vs Undertaker
The Rock vs Brock
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Ted Fowler in a Kawasaki Mule match
ARMBAR Winrar The Ryback
New Day vs some jobbers
US Title: Hopefully Kalisto and someone who can be a strong base like HarpGOAT
The Wyatts will be there too
they had a good run but something needs to happen in the division soon
should've had Bo join them and put sandow with social outcasts
Christian vs randy Orton
Christian vs Chris Jericho
Christian vs John Cena
Christian vs Batista
Christian vs Jack Swagger
Christian vs AJ styles
Christian vs DDP
Christian vs Vince
Christian and Edge vs hardy boyz
Best most drawing wrestlemania ever
I always thought about that
As much as I liked Benoit, I didn't expect him to win the rumble neither to make egonose tap between their "awesome rivalry" with Michaels
What made Vince to give a pair of vanilla midgets their "raselmania moment "
Could he work as a singles guy?
Sure, they just have to avoid bullshit 50/50 booking and let him get a few convincing title defenses against midcarders.
As long as they don't literally have him job the title back to Del Rio on Smack!Down he'll be fine.
>yfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYmm5YQSv2I wins the Royal Rumble
Cena on suicide watch. Paige is winning the rumble.
>As long as they don't literally have him job the title back to Del Rio on Smack!Down he'll be fine.
Anyone that doesn't winged eagle is a pleb.
Not a WWE title belt, but the Big Gold is still the best Title belt ever made.
What did everyone think of the brand split? I go back and forth between thinking it was a good idea and thinking it was a bad one. Can't really decide desu.
a lot of /wwe/ stayed in /sp/, never to talk about wrestling again.
On the other hand, we got reddit's /asp/ crowd, so shit got a lot softer than it used to be.
Basically its old /wwe/ vs smelly /asp/ immigrants because their general fucking sucks
>stephanie mcmahon will be fatherless in your lifetime
>kevin owens will die of a heart attack in your lifetime
Kevin Owens is spotted stuffing dozens of hotdogs down his fat gullet at Coney Island.
"Is he in the Nathan's hot dog eating competition?"
"Na, he just shows up here every weekend and does that. We don't know why."
>That and his curb RKO were the ONLY good moments at WM
Have you all seen this?
>Haitch at Lemmy's funeral
>one day we will see haitch put himself over at Vince's funeral
>Vince's funeral will be televised live in 130 nations across the globe
>maggle, JBL and King call the action as the funeral rolls on
>the entire roster dressed as druids carries his sarcophagus in
>Roman not in attendance because it's JoJo's birfday
>Trump's speech brings down the house
>Big show will do a spot where he tries to act as the only pallbearer
>Stephanie will grant him the warrior award
>out of no where "Here COMES THE MONEYYYYYY" over the organ
>Shane cuts a promo about filling his father's shoes and that he won't let him down
>HHH beams him with a wreath and challenges him to a match at mania
>wrestling is saved
The idiots probably should have spent RAW playing up that Kalisto beat ADR on the previous Smack!Down, announced that thing coming Smack!Down, Kalisto would challenge for the title, and that's the sort of exciting blah blah blah you find on SMACK!DOWN ON USA
Then try not to implicitly bury Kalisto, implying him winning, AGAIN, is the greatest upset in the history of ever, and let him defend the Championship once or twice, at LEAST holding it until the Rum Bowl.
But Vince and the rest are absolute retards, so this didn't happen. The US Championship belt went from the best belt on the main roster to WCW TV Title tier in goddamn six months, and these spermburpers didn't learn a fucking thing from it. All they have to do is study the past year, and they'll realize that having having barnburner title defenses on at least a semi-regular basis, with frequent clean, decisive finishes, worked by wrestlers who know what the fuck they're doing and allowed to do their thing, while still keeping the champ booked stronk = Stuff People Will Pay To Watch.
Championship Hot Potato between two guys they don't really seem to care about is the exact opposite.
A title change should probably happen at Mania. But you'd be playing with fire pushing Enzo and Cass (or any NXT team) into that spot so quickly. Not that you couldn't make it hot, just have them debut back to back (Cass first) in the Rum Bowl, work together to get some eliminations, and start beating other tag teams (all two of them on the main roster) to get over and look credible, give them a good Fast Lane win, and announce a title shot a couple of weeks before Mania.
But you run the risk of them either being a bit star-struck and nervous being pushed to such HUEG crowds so fast, or their schtick going over like a lead balloon and being stuck with a heatless match at Mania.
I suppose the Wyatts need something to go, and after thoroughly beating The Retirement Home week in and week out, they're looking stronk. Bray has enough of those Heel Cheers to be favored over New Day, that are pretty steadily boo'ed, so there should be heat. And the Wyatts need something shiny to elevate them. Harper and Rowan can be the tag team, Bray the marquee singles bruiser, and Brawn Stronkman can be the muscle that still doesn't know how to bump.
The Triple H Alphabet
>A is for "Attitude Era", of which he was the sole pioneer
>B is for "Burials", which only happen to people who deserve them
>C is for "Chyna", who we don't talk about any more
>D is for "Draw", since he's the biggest ever
>E is for "Evolution", the greatest stable of all time
>F is for "Finisher", the mighty Pedigree
>G is for "Game", his glorious moniker
>H is for "Hunter Hearst Helmsley", his full name
>I is for "Intelligence", since he's the Cerebral Assassin
>J is for "John Cena", a man he's pinned clean
>K is for "Kliq", the greatest backstage group of all time
>L is for "Losing", which he rarely does
>M is for "Mark", his friend
>N is for "NXT", which was 100% his idea
>O is for "Over", you're damn right he is
>P is for "Paul", his real first name
>Q is for "Quad", he worked through the pain of tearing one
>R is for "Rollins", his talented son
>S is for "Stephanie", his amazing wife
>T is for "THIS BUSINESS", which he truly loves
>U is for "Ultimate Warrior", the worst person he ever worked with
>V is for "Vince", his dear old dad
>W is for "WWE", the company he will one day rule over
>X is for "X-Pac", his good friend
>Y is for "Youth", which he'll never lose
>Z is for "Z-Paks", which only heal the strong
It's not a bad idea if you have the resources to make both shows good. Make one the A show with more of the top, veteran talent, and the other the A- show with a few more new guys, generally keep the shows separate with their own champions (and have a championship that doesn't have a double on the other show, ex. Tag Titles and A Show and Women's on A- show), and bring some cross-show feuds into play for a couple of big PPVs, like SvS, Mania, and Summerslam.
Also, if the shows largely have separate writing and booking staff outside of inter-brand PPVs, one show can suck ass because Triple H is fucking Vince's skank daughter, and the other can be fucking hot shit because they have Kurt Angle, Brock Lesnar, and Eddie Guerrero. Which is exactly what happened.