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>booking Raw
>have Bo Dallas defeat Ryback using underhanded tactics
>"Ryback is furious at the booking of this match"
>changed it so Bo buries Ryback cleanly in 3 mins

Fuck, this game is fun.
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Make BO the WWEWHCUSIC champion.
DO IT NOW FAGGOT
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>>880366
I tried to give him a main event push, but he didn't get over.
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>>880368
Did you use him as a face or a heel
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>big show was a background dancer on lip sync battle
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>>880362
This game is as addictive as crack cocaine. I'm kinda glad a shitty design feature meant I had to stop my ROH game (you can't change if a company is owned by a media corporation mid game, even in the editing options, meaning they could never be broadcast anywhere but on Sinclair's Network).
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>>880370
I changed his gimmick to an inspirational heel, which more closely resembles his real life gimmick
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The other thread is better but this was posted first.
Post Supercard OC's
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>>880374
Why would you do that when it flopped so hard irl
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>>880376
>the other thread is better
Literal autism
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>>880377
Bo was getting over until WWE decided they didn't want him to
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>no Taker at mania this year
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>>880377
Idk desu. He had an old school heel gimmick to begin it but I wanted to make it more like real life. I was able to get Neville and Cesaro over tho
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>>880382
Isn't Lesnar more like Monster or No Gimmick Needed?
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>>880381
Oh no, now what old man will have to have an over-hyped kickout fest?
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>>880377
>tfw Bo is your favourite jobber/midcarder currently
>tfw every time he comes out I put my hands in the air just to feel like I'm live on RAW in the first row and hoping Bo notices me
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>>880386
MMA Badass?
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>>880386
Lesnar is an MMA fighter (brute)

Also, I just turned Orton heel

And I brought up Apollo Crews and put him with Booker T as a manager
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>>880389
Wait that's a gimmick? Then that I guess.
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>>880366
>not Swagger
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>>880376
>Post Supercard OC's
Are you 12?
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>>880393
>Sw*gger
fuck off
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>>880376

>mfw I never saved any of them
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>>880376
> OCs
Benoit yourself cunt
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>>880391
Nice.

I just made an edited file of the latest Real World, an alt universe where Vince dies of a heart attack and in his will says HHH can have no part of WWE, leading to HHH buying NXT and going independent and Steph getting WWE. Pretty autistic I know, but I wanted to be able to play as NXT.
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>>880398
> mfw my sd card got corrupted and i lost them all
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>>880402
...why didn't you just re-mold WWE to be like NXT?
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>>880407
Because I don't want to deal with booking all of their entire roster and all those fucking shows, I want something smaller scale, just interested in where NXT could go as a federation with that roster.
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>>880402
I really wanted to book NXT, but I couldn't since its a developmental territory. WWE is annoying to book because I have to book 3 hours of raw, an hour of main event and superstars, and 2 hours of smackdown every week. Plus literally everyone on NXT wants to be called up right now
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>>880404

You just reminded me I saved the HDF one. Fo lyfe.
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>>880409
Cancel the C-shows
Bury guys you don't want

Fuck bitches
Get money
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I remember these threads being less shitposty on /sp/
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>>880421
>doesn't remember the 5 hour long argument about outlaw wrestling that created that meme in the first place
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>>880421
>less shitposty on /sp/

Doubtful.
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>>880421

>flags
>less shitposty
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>>880422
>not the literal week long debate that two autists had about Steiner vs Angle

I think that was peak /wwe/ in my memory
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>>880412
Right, that was my thinking. WWE and NXT are still linked under the WWE Alliance and share talent, it's just the developmental part that was broken, with the ownership moving to HHH.
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>>880414
Fo lyfe HDF bro, the most dominant stable in /sp/ and /asp/ history
Good to see some of us are still here
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>>880425
Steiner vs Angle was the Rock/Austin of /wwe/
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>>880424
Found the Britcuck
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>tfw vince could die literally any day

seriously /wwe/, how would you feel? It would make me sad but his tribute video would be GOAT.
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>>880431
Sad for his loved ones

Happy for all of the employe-err, "independent contractors" having their livelihoods fucked with by him
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>>880431
Wouldn't really care past "I wonder if TV will get better. Doubt it."
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Ayo where the fuck is Paige? I miss her botches and her MOI HAUS
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>>880441
I believe she has a concussion
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>>880431
He'll be okay
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Would any of you niggas be interested in an "/asp/ runs a company in EWR" type thing?
With dubs deciding the company name, adding a wrestler, booking a match, etc
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>>880457
No, that's autistic.
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>>880457
This sounds like a hilarious trainwreck
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What game?
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pick a thread you fucking autists
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>>880457
Could be fun, I guess.
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>>880457
This thread is too slow for that, shame you didn't do that when we were s till on /sp/
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>>880421
>/sp/
>less shitposty

Confirmed for never posting there I guess.
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>>880472
For general threads we still move at decent speeds tbqh
We have our up/down-times just as we did on spee and we're even spread out across an entire board, now.
/asp/ is basically /wwe/
We're fucking virulent.
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>>880457
>company name

Extreme Autism Wrestling
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>>880431
Kinda happy.

We wouldn't be here without him but fuck, do we need new management.
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>>880479
> we

Speak for yourself, not everybody here is a /wwe/ babby
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>>880477
I mean about rolling shit with dubs, on /sp/ it would be less expected as it's a way faster board
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>>880480
So why the fuck are you posting in /wwe/ then?
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>>880421
I only spent a little time their before the change and the only thing I remember is shitposting. So I think your full of shit. I door feel like we have better bantz despite not having flags.
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>>880431

I thought he looked pretty damn good on RAW Fucking impressed for a 70 yr old. He must still work out like a mofo.
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>>880480
Awful b8
Here is one anyway
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>>880488
Fuck off aspie, you dont belong here
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>>880494
> WCW is fedora

This meme has jumped the shark.
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>>880483
We cucked him of his board so he sits there all day bitching about us on our threads.
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What's the point of a game based entirely on text and algorithms, arbitrarily about wrestling, when the stories you make have nothing to do with the outcome and only the structure of the feud matters? How can people spend hours playing this stuff?
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>>880492
> He must still roid out like a mofo

ftfy
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>>880504
What are you talking about? that booking sim shit?
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>>880498
> outlaWCW isnt outlaw
Found the newfriend. Pls leave
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>>880504
Have you ever played a sim game in your life? TEW is about managing a wrestling federation and growing it til its the #1 in the world.
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>>880510
Any wrestling fan would agree WCW's product provided better wrestling matches than WWE, especially during the Attitude Era.
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>>880498
>>880510
>anything that isn't WWE is outlaw
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>>880316
>Seth is a top promo
As expected from a delusional sethfag.

Let me guess you think he should go over Lesnar clean dont you?
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>>880513
Yes that is correct.
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>>880520
Ironic considering that WWF was a literal outlaw promotion when it got its start
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>>880518
>picking out random posts from previous threads to start the same shitpost-fights you've had 100 times before

This is pathetic.
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>>880520
WWE is outlaw

Everything they do is literally the opposite of what an ideal wrestling promotion should do
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>>880533
> ib really fucking dumb memes

RECORD
LOW
RATINGS
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>>880532
Sethfags back to their containment board.
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Reminder that Jerishill vs Undertaker is literally happening and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>880535
Like the dumb meme you just posted?

No one wants you here you woootist
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>>880480

>This cuck is still here 6 hours later

Get banned from woo?
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>>880541
>>880538
>spelled it right the first time
>deleted it to spell it wrong
wew lad
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http://strawpoll.me/6544859
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was the rumble ever not predictable?

did people expect benoit to win? Did they know it would be HHH and HBK in the match with him? I didn't watch during that time.
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>>880541
Reigns being ratings cancer isn't a meme
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>>880547
2008 and 2010 were surprises if they count
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>>880549
neither was Seth being one ;)
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Is that australian bird from Tough Enough doing porn yet?
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>>880551
> first night as WWE Champion = highest-rated RAW in over 3 years

A+ Player.
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>>880546
This is Axel year.

Axelmania is upon us.
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>>880553
Then he plummeted them to the shitter.

B(babydick)+ player.
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>>880553
and yet a few months later the ratings were at all-time lows while the show continued to revolve around him week after week.
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>>880431
Dude, with hunter in the top of the company we will never see Punk again, even if he have a decent run in UFC.

>also, vince looked great on monday i think he's very healty. He'll be fine
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>yfw Brock starts german suplexing and F5ing people out of the ring in Royal Rumble
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>>880557
>implying cuck-man punk will ever fight in the UFC let alone win
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>>880558
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>>880544
He makes a fool out of himself in every thread. its hilarious
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>>880561
BREAK YOUR BACK
MAKE YOU HUMBLE
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I'm starting to kinda hope HHH wins the rumble just for the lels. And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman).
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I miss Edge :/
Stardust deserves better :/
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>CM Punk has an 85 out of 100 rating in the new UFC video game
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>>880566
LMAO
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>>880566
>0 fights
>constantly injuried
Who comes up with that
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>>880564
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman).
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>>880565

Memedust is bonafide jobber tier.
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>>880564
>And I'm ABR
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>>880569
>>880580
>please shovel hot shit into my mouth vince
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>>880582
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman).
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>>880532
what do you expect? they do all the time, seth is injured and they still bring him lol
Most likely deanetty fans like the other one admitted at least.
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so did anything interesting happen at all when PISS came back last week?
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>>880583
>being a roman mark
*tips foreskin*
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>>880585
Sheamus got a few shots in.
Maybe he'll face Lesnar at mania.
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>>880569
>>880580
Found the anti smarks.

Do you ever have anything to say apart from le hat maymay?
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>>880587
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman).
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>>880584
>doing the same thing to an old post in the same thread to try and start a shitpost-fight you've had 100 times before

Equally pathetic.
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>>880583
>>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)

What a time to make my return.
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>>880590
It's probably just one guy thinking he's clever
He's likely new as he doesn't know the Anything But X maymay
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>>880591
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)
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>>880595
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)
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Would you guys play a mobile game that's basically EWR, but stripped down?
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>>880599
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)
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>>880599
Depends how much of it would be stripped down, of course
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>>880599
>play
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>>880602
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)
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>>880602

As little as I could. I'm still working on the basics right now, but I'd probably have to have restrictions like 5 companies active at once, max 50 wrestlers per company. Most features of EWR wouldn't be that hard to put in, it's just sheer volume of content.
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>don't post often
>first time I've been here in a few days
>my animals in hats gimmick is being parroted by an autist

I made it.
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>>880588
>Brock squashing Sheamus and every LoN member in the main event
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>>880607
>being so autistic you try and pretend you're me to get some sort of meaning to your life

Fuck dude. I need to stop, this is too sad.
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>>880607
>muh anonymous gimmick!
You're surprisingly even more autistic than he is
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>>880606
That doesn't sound so bad, I'd play it if it didn't drain the battery like Hogans wife sucked the money out of him, as I'm often bored while waiting for a bus/other shit

How are you gonna implement it lad?
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>>880600
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)
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>>880607
>complains about parroting while using a trademarked randyfag image

m8
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>>880607
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)
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>>880607
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)
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>>880607
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)
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this thread just got buried...
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>>880629
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>>880554
THE CHAINS ARE OFF
THE CHAINS ARE OFF
THE CHAINS ARE OFF
THE CHAINS ARE OFF
THE CHAINS ARE OFF
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I'm legitimately excited for another HHH title reign, hope he has some tv matches.
I'd like to see him go over guys like dean and owens just for that crazy heat.
Not many guys that can really get heat anymore, Haitch is a guy that can legit get heat because smakrs and casuals both hate him, but at the same time smarks and casuals love him so he's one of the few that can truly get over as a face too.
Based hunter.
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Hey guys! I decided to jump ship from /asprowrestling/ since these threads are more active. Can you guys fill me in on all your memes so that I can fit in?
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>>880640

18+ please have sex and lose weight. Sethfags unite.
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>>880640

Based Heath Slater Diva Feet
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>>880640
Fuck off back to wew you aspie cunt and please have sex
Bret Hart is the GOAT and Wreck Flair is a no draw outlaw shitter
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>>880637
Paul go to bed
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>you will never see heel Roman
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>>880607
>creates an autistic way to get memes over
>calls everyone but himself an autist for using it
wew
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>>880666
We already have.
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ayyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeTMmGvSxJY
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>>880614
>>880607
> pretending to be randyfag
Get out
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CHAMPWON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>880673
>mfw that kalisto plate gets tossed straight to the bin
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>>880673
>Kalisto won with a lucky surprise roll up
>Del Rio won via submission
Fucking buried
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is league of nations still a thing
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>>880673
>lets remind fans of our insanely stupid booking decision with this pointless video
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>>880673
at least he gets the name plate
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>the state of Damien Sandow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks-KhVMViOU
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>>880686
>certified jobber
>can't even get into the jobber's stable
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>>880683
>he doesnt get that they are just drumming up more underdog support.
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>>880689
By doing what? Having him lose every single match, slowly be moved to Main Event, then to Superstars, only to be quietly released?
Yeah man, that's solid booking.
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>>880687
Sizzle gets a lot of time on up up down down at least
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>>880682
Half the members are injured. It already seems like ADR & Sheamus are doing their separate thing but who knows they might band back up when all four are present.
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Reminder that Steve Austin is wrestling at wm32
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>>880510
So edgy

>>880513
You are learning
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hcz7-rAT5s
for those you who put it off and forgot to watch this classic.
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>>880704
>(you)
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WM Star Card

HHH (c) vs Roman Reigns for the WWE Title
Kevin Owens (c) vs Sami Zayn for IC title
Finn Balor vs Undertaker
The Rock vs Brock
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Ted Fowler in a Kawasaki Mule match
>divas
ARMBAR Winrar The Ryback
New Day vs some jobbers
US Title: Hopefully Kalisto and someone who can be a strong base like HarpGOAT
The Wyatts will be there too
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>>880715
>Finn Balor vs Undertaker

just fuck my card up pham
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>>880719
do you think it will be brock again?
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>>880686
>Sizzle once again taking a shit gimmick and making it gold
This man is a miracle worker, that was legit funny. Confirmed most underrated superstar on the roster #pushsizzle
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Christian vs Randy Orton WWE WHC main event match at wrestlemania XXXII
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>>880727
>belive that
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they had a good run but something needs to happen in the division soon

should've had Bo join them and put sandow with social outcasts
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Christian vs randy Orton
Christian vs Chris Jericho
Christian vs John Cena
Christian vs Batista
Christian vs Jack Swagger
Christian vs AJ styles
Christian vs DDP
Christian vs Vince
Christian and Edge vs hardy boyz

Best most drawing wrestlemania ever
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>>880697
>>880682
well barett came out and helped ADR so maybe
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>>880737
>implying I would want to watch edge die
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>>880727
>he is even the deanetty in quotes
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>>880734
big cass enzo
machine gun and gallows
after mania
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*tips fedora*
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>>880547
I always thought about that
As much as I liked Benoit, I didn't expect him to win the rumble neither to make egonose tap between their "awesome rivalry" with Michaels

What made Vince to give a pair of vanilla midgets their "raselmania moment "
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>>880552
Who? Gigi iirc?
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>>880747
To prove the smarks wrong and shut them up they didn't draw for shit LMAO
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>>880685
the company gives the wrestlers a replica title when they win the real one.
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>>880606
Sounds good and if you keep updating your progress here, it would be okay
But please, don't be an annoying cunt like half of "creators" from v
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>>880715
>Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Ted Fowler in a Kawasaki Mule match
Based
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>>880727

Rollins would be Lawful Evil and Bray and Stardust are the same category.
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>it's a Triple H does a 20 minute promo episode
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>>880759
>it's a Authority opens Raw episode
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Could he work as a singles guy?
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>>880767
We could always use more jobbers brother
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>>880479

True, wrestling in North American wouldn't be slowly dying without this deluded, insecure, senile old fuck's ineptitude over the past decade.
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>>880767
if they didn't fuck around with him why of course
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>>880767

Sure, they just have to avoid bullshit 50/50 booking and let him get a few convincing title defenses against midcarders.

As long as they don't literally have him job the title back to Del Rio on Smack!Down he'll be fine.
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>>880457
>>880770
lesdoit
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>>880774
nigga we at 200 posts
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>>880777
it's not the new general nigga
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https://twitter.com/RingsideC/status/688121565511172096

cena rekt
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>>880362
Make Roman Reigns and Triple H bury Cuckman Punk in a handicap match
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>>880786
>shocked that people bought a fresh figure over Cena repaints
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>>880794
im fuckin around. elites arent just repaints btw
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Shawn is overrated
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>yfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYmm5YQSv2I wins the Royal Rumble
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>>880786
>That face
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>>880786
I think that's the only way to get the divas title and the NXT title in one purchase
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This is the jobber they set up for Punks first fight.
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>>880786
Cena on suicide watch. Paige is winning the rumble.
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>>880766
>a Authority

Ree
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>>880773
>As long as they don't literally have him job the title back to Del Rio on Smack!Down he'll be fine.

WELL
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>>880881
>promoted title change on Smackdown
>ratings were down anyway
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>>880362
what called, where get, want's to try
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>>880885

Back in the day I never watched smackdown cause of title changes, I actually watched it cause it was written by people more competent than a couple of monkeys with typewriters.
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>>880838
Looks like a mix of Henry Rollins and Josh Hartnett
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>>880838

smdh
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>>880431
Both those guys had cancer, Vince doesn't.
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What was the best design for the WWE championship
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>>880946
winged eagle
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>>880946

Anyone that doesn't winged eagle is a pleb.
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>>880727
>Bray
>Lawful

>Rollins
>Neutral

>Kalisto
>On this list
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>>880786
/toy/ people will tell you that something like that happens because the belts, not because the character
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>>880786

>Neckbeards buying Paige figurines to use as dildos meaning anything.
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>>880946
Winged Eagle
Undisputed

Not a WWE title belt, but the Big Gold is still the best Title belt ever made.
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>>880362
>Want to play TEW
>Can't be assed to go through all the time it takes to set up a show
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>>880958
This
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>>880809
Very true
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>>880958
> all that yellow
Lolnot at all
Winged eagle kicks the big outlaw out of the water
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>>880590
>muh anti smark boogerman for anyone that makes fun of me
Lose weight
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What did everyone think of the brand split? I go back and forth between thinking it was a good idea and thinking it was a bad one. Can't really decide desu.
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>>880996
I never really liked it back in the day, although it had its good points, I prefer talent not being limited on which other stars they get to face off against.
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>>880564
>And I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)
Bray Wyatt's character really does appeal to smarks huh
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i miss him
;_;
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>>881004
Gay
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>>881005
go away
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>>881006
Im sorry i miss him too tbqh
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>>880996
I really liked it
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>>880421
a lot of /wwe/ stayed in /sp/, never to talk about wrestling again.
On the other hand, we got reddit's /asp/ crowd, so shit got a lot softer than it used to be.
Basically its old /wwe/ vs smelly /asp/ immigrants because their general fucking sucks
>>
I've seen people say TNA was actually not that bad at some point, but when was that?
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>>881004

>I miss record low ratings
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>>880421

No you don't cause you were never there in the first place you liar.
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>>881000
Bray is WWE's laughing stock of smarks

>fat
>neckbeard
>fedora tipper
>jobs most of the time
>isn't really taken seriously
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>WWE.com has their own Power Rankings
>RR at #1
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Todd Chrisley RAW GM when?
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>stephanie mcmahon will be fatherless in your lifetime
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>>881024
>getting mad that the champ is #1

Are you retarded?
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>>881029

You're a sad human being eh?
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>kevin owens will die of a heart attack in your lifetime
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>>881030
It should be Brock
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>>881033
Brock is not champ
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>>880958
Flair belt is bestest belt without a doubt
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>>881032
Kevin Owens is spotted stuffing dozens of hotdogs down his fat gullet at Coney Island.

"Is he in the Nathan's hot dog eating competition?"

"Na, he just shows up here every weekend and does that. We don't know why."
>>
>all this projection by fat autists
Its okay lads, fat shaming will die out eventually
>>
>KO is my favorite wrestler
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>>881034
Brock is also unbeatable
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>>881045
But he's been beat
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>>881043
>tfw your a fat Canadian from a town the size of where Kevin Owens came from and your going to train at Lance Storms academy.
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>>881004
That and his curb RKO were the ONLY good moments at WM. Thought Super Cena's burial days were over but he had to fucking bury Rusev.
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>>881055
>That and his curb RKO were the ONLY good moments at WM
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Have you all seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PMJzpLWlDU
>Haitch at Lemmy's funeral
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>>881066
yep

>putting yourself over at a funeral

thank you based haitch
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>>881066
I didn't ask for these feels
>>
>>881024
>WWE.com Power Rankings

These still do this shit? All I remember is they used to try to work the weekly rankings into storylines.
>>
IT'S TIME
>>
>>881116
IT'S TIME
>>
MY TIME

MY TIME

MY TIME IS NOW
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>>881057
They literally were

I mean the legends celebrating with Bryan was a nice moment but just felt like a tokenistic consolation prize

Oh, and Rusev on a tank. Yeah. That's about it.
>>
This is my legacy.
Ehh eh.
>>
If you know what smark means, you're a smark

If you don't know what smark means, you should stop using words you don't understand
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>>881147
.....welll......said........
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>>881147

Thank you my friend, I am enlightened
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>>881066
>one day we will see haitch put himself over at Vince's funeral
>Vince's funeral will be televised live in 130 nations across the globe
>maggle, JBL and King call the action as the funeral rolls on
>the entire roster dressed as druids carries his sarcophagus in
>Roman not in attendance because it's JoJo's birfday
>Trump's speech brings down the house
>Big show will do a spot where he tries to act as the only pallbearer
>Stephanie will grant him the warrior award
>out of no where "Here COMES THE MONEYYYYYY" over the organ
>Shane cuts a promo about filling his father's shoes and that he won't let him down
>HHH beams him with a wreath and challenges him to a match at mania
>wrestling is saved
>>
>>881147

Back to woo smarky
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>>881152
>>881156
>I post hats when I'm triggered

>>881160
>using words you don't understand
>>
>>881157
>Haitch vs. Shane at Mania
Dear god what an awful match
>>
>>881157

Have sex
>>
What game is OP's picture here? I'm new here.
>>
>>881173
TEW 2013
>>
Does TEW 2013 offer interfaces in other languages? I'm looking for as many ways as possible to practice my Spanish.
>>
>>881172
can I borrow your meme?
>>
will we ever see big dave in WWE again?
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>>881174
TY
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>>880564
That is just cringe. I hope you benoit yourself tonight.
>>
>>881120
IT'S VADER TIME
>>
Is it possible to book inter-gender matches in TEW, and do the wrestlers care?
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>>881164
> le triggered
Hello rumblelad
Nearly a year since you first came here
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3o2Bfyl8dc
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>>881055
>>881057
> forgetting Bret Hart getting the second biggest pop of the night and absolutely blowing Flair the fuck out
Nigger pls
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Are you ready?
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>>881004
>>881055
>>
>>881201
>a 5 second cameo is worth mentioning
Eat shit Bretcuck, you're fucking pathetic
>>
>>881199
Where do I go find lots more songs like this? This would be great to work out to.
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>>881206
i get chills every time
>>
>>881204
I miss the old WWE belt
>>
>>881214
less than jake
>>
>>881204
They should seriously make another belt active, 5 belts is best for business.
>>
>>881214

SO HERE I AM
>>
>>881214

Streetlight Manifesto

https://youtu.be/MiY-SgAFUUY
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>>880885
>>880919

The idiots probably should have spent RAW playing up that Kalisto beat ADR on the previous Smack!Down, announced that thing coming Smack!Down, Kalisto would challenge for the title, and that's the sort of exciting blah blah blah you find on SMACK!DOWN ON USA

Then try not to implicitly bury Kalisto, implying him winning, AGAIN, is the greatest upset in the history of ever, and let him defend the Championship once or twice, at LEAST holding it until the Rum Bowl.

But Vince and the rest are absolute retards, so this didn't happen. The US Championship belt went from the best belt on the main roster to WCW TV Title tier in goddamn six months, and these spermburpers didn't learn a fucking thing from it. All they have to do is study the past year, and they'll realize that having having barnburner title defenses on at least a semi-regular basis, with frequent clean, decisive finishes, worked by wrestlers who know what the fuck they're doing and allowed to do their thing, while still keeping the champ booked stronk = Stuff People Will Pay To Watch.

Championship Hot Potato between two guys they don't really seem to care about is the exact opposite.
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>>881204
yes
>>
do haitch marks actually exist?
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>>881236
Only ironically.
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>>880741

A title change should probably happen at Mania. But you'd be playing with fire pushing Enzo and Cass (or any NXT team) into that spot so quickly. Not that you couldn't make it hot, just have them debut back to back (Cass first) in the Rum Bowl, work together to get some eliminations, and start beating other tag teams (all two of them on the main roster) to get over and look credible, give them a good Fast Lane win, and announce a title shot a couple of weeks before Mania.

But you run the risk of them either being a bit star-struck and nervous being pushed to such HUEG crowds so fast, or their schtick going over like a lead balloon and being stuck with a heatless match at Mania.

I suppose the Wyatts need something to go, and after thoroughly beating The Retirement Home week in and week out, they're looking stronk. Bray has enough of those Heel Cheers to be favored over New Day, that are pretty steadily boo'ed, so there should be heat. And the Wyatts need something shiny to elevate them. Harper and Rowan can be the tag team, Bray the marquee singles bruiser, and Brawn Stronkman can be the muscle that still doesn't know how to bump.
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>>880673
>>880673

>Dat pop when Kalisto wins

They buried this man immediately. This company deserves to die.
>>
According to WWE.com, there's only 13 official entrants in the Rumble as of right now.
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The Triple H Alphabet

>A is for "Attitude Era", of which he was the sole pioneer
>B is for "Burials", which only happen to people who deserve them
>C is for "Chyna", who we don't talk about any more
>D is for "Draw", since he's the biggest ever
>E is for "Evolution", the greatest stable of all time
>F is for "Finisher", the mighty Pedigree
>G is for "Game", his glorious moniker
>H is for "Hunter Hearst Helmsley", his full name
>I is for "Intelligence", since he's the Cerebral Assassin
>J is for "John Cena", a man he's pinned clean
>K is for "Kliq", the greatest backstage group of all time
>L is for "Losing", which he rarely does
>M is for "Mark", his friend
>N is for "NXT", which was 100% his idea
>O is for "Over", you're damn right he is
>P is for "Paul", his real first name
>Q is for "Quad", he worked through the pain of tearing one
>R is for "Rollins", his talented son
>S is for "Stephanie", his amazing wife
>T is for "THIS BUSINESS", which he truly loves
>U is for "Ultimate Warrior", the worst person he ever worked with
>V is for "Vince", his dear old dad
>W is for "WWE", the company he will one day rule over
>X is for "X-Pac", his good friend
>Y is for "Youth", which he'll never lose
>Z is for "Z-Paks", which only heal the strong
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>>880996

It's not a bad idea if you have the resources to make both shows good. Make one the A show with more of the top, veteran talent, and the other the A- show with a few more new guys, generally keep the shows separate with their own champions (and have a championship that doesn't have a double on the other show, ex. Tag Titles and A Show and Women's on A- show), and bring some cross-show feuds into play for a couple of big PPVs, like SvS, Mania, and Summerslam.

Also, if the shows largely have separate writing and booking staff outside of inter-brand PPVs, one show can suck ass because Triple H is fucking Vince's skank daughter, and the other can be fucking hot shit because they have Kurt Angle, Brock Lesnar, and Eddie Guerrero. Which is exactly what happened.
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Next thread
>>880364
>>880364
>>880364
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>>881055

>Thought Super Cena's burial days were over but he had to fucking bury Rusev.

This. I have an unreasonable amount of joy over him not being able to bury another rising star at Mania.
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>>881251
>expecting a heel residing in russia to go over a true american in BMJ at fucking wrestlemania
the king winning the andre had a better shot.
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>>881258
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>>881259
dum dum
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>>880431
Vince will live in to his 90's at the very least.

He's too stubborn to die any sooner.
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>>888888
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