/wwe/ general #1752 supercard fuck the mod edition

>>885607
well he wrestled regal.

>tfw I forgot to save them when they were made

>>885618
Nice try aspie

>reports say that john cena, one day after his surgery, was already kicking out of tombstone piledrivers at two and a half

Windowless shitbox here

>>885611
Yeah but on FCW, they had a whole feud, it was the last thing he did before they just stopped booking him on TV AT ALL, and then The Shield.

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>>885619
Not even close

>>885625
>using that belt
disgusting

There were still rasslin threads on /asp/ before we were moved here, right?

So like did they have any memes of their own? /wwe/ had a metric shittone, but what about the indigenous population?

rosetty clan sucks cock

bunch of midgets with no talent

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More of these

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>>885647
I can't even remember what this one is

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>>885651

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR 2016 ROYAL RUMBLE MVP

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Weekly Reminder:

List of English-Texan WWE Wrestlers:

1. Stone Cold Steve Austin
2. The Undertaker (Mark William Calaway)
3. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels (Michael Shawn Hickenbottom)
4. John Bradshaw Layfield (John Charles Layfield)
5. Jake "The Snake" Roberts (Aurelian Smith, Jr.)
6. Stan Hansen (John Stanley Hansen II)
7. Von Erich Family (born Adkisson)
8. Dusty Rhodes (Virgil Riley Runnels, Jr.)
9. Goldust (Dustin Patrick Runnels)
10. Blackjack Mulligan (Robert Jack Windham)
11. Paul London (Paul Michael London)
12. The Angel of Death (David Sheldon)
13. Barry Windham (Barry Clinton Windham)
14. Dick Murdoch (Hoyt Richard "Dick" Murdoch)
15. Barry Orton (Randal Barry Orton)
16. Bobby Duncum (Bobby Edward Duncum, Sr.)
17. Bobby Duncum, Jr. (Bobby Edward Duncum, Jr.)

Other nations/states are you even trying?

>you now realise just how based BMJ was in 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAWGmc8jMRo

>you now realise just how absolutely fucking shit Roman is

>>885663

Based English Texans. All other nations/states on suicide watch.

watching this cesaro/regal match from the last thread

>nxt crowd not chanting 20 things before the bell rings
>just a "you still got it" chant a few minutes in that fades quickly

what changed?

>>885668
>started taking credit for people doing good on the main roster
>now live on the network so have to be "le rowdy smark crowd :D"

>>885668
>le american "hurr durr chants are bad" meme

I think the NXT fans got it off recent London RAW and post Wrestlemania crowds. Crowd interaction and creativity is a good thing.

>>885663
Where the fuck have you been?

>>885674
Found the fool failer
>>>/AppleSteve'scirclejerkthread/

>>885668

They got cocky

>>885674

>This dumb Brit fan thinks singing football songs during matches is "good crowd interaction and creativity"

>>885677
Working. Only coming back for the Rumble unless business picks up.

>>885674
OLE OLE OLE OLE

HEEEEEEEEEEY HEEEEEY BAYLEY

WHO ARE YA WHO ARE YA

>>885683
Well it is literally both of those things, making up new songs during shows and singing them, it adds something to the show.

The only thing that is pure cancer is fucking "we are awesome" kinds of shit

>>885690
IRON WOMAN is cancer too.

>>885691
I thought that was okay, pointing out how retarded WWE was being not calling it an Iron Woman match.

>>885690
"we hate eva marie le xD"
>fully focus on the match with bayley giving appropriate reactions

"haha we're so proud of you alexa you deserve this title match xD"
>AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WE WANT SOMEBAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>not even reacting to any spots

>>885690

I like Brit crowds for chanting "You fat bastard" at Big Show but the NXT crowd was horrible, other than singing to Bayley, everything else was a mess and they tried way too hard to get themselves over.

>>885693
It's stupid to call it an iron woman match. They go on about wanting to be viewed as equals then stick woman in there to let everyone know they're different. Ironman is perfectly applicable to women because man can easily mean huMAN.

>>885695
>they tried way too hard to get themselves over.

Again you are completely misunderstanding it. For some reason if you get Americans in a crowd they are afraid to do anything but holla, but British people are used to making up silly songs and chants at all sporting events, it's fucking ingrained.

>>885697
It's just a cool gimmick, makes the match sound more different. Who cares about feminism? You are trying to sell a show.

>>885698
Exactly. You might not like british crowds but it's got nothing to do with "trying to get over".

They're just drunken football hooligans.

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>>885647

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is he unironically the next face of the WWE?

>>885704
Who?

>>885700
I guess on one level you could say it's disrespectful, because British crowds definitely do stop paying attention to matches sometimes and just sing and chant shit but yeah, its not about "trying to get over", just being rowdy.

I remember at one RAW in London, there was a giant inflatable dolphin thrown around one of the tiers that eventually got taken by security. For the rest of the night, whenever the crowd got bored they started singing about it

>>885704
Until you posted that I had completely forgotten him.

Tough Enough was shit even for Tough Enough last year.

>>885705
Some fratboy with a beard who won that reality TV thing they did last year. I only know who he is from Breaking Ground, which by the way is based

>all those shots of women working out in yogapants
>based Sara del Ray and Regal

>>885707
Who doesn't stop paying attention to WWE these days?

We get like one decent match in a three hour show, if we're lucky.

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>>885704

>>885710
>Not marking out for superplexes
>Not marking out for suicide dives
Seriously though, the crowd chants 'this is awesome' for the dumbest shit.

>>885712
They told him to stop that, even though he'll still probably say it with is "y'know what I'm sayin bro" promos.

RIP Iron Mike Sharpe.

>>885716

literally who

>30 about to come out
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZZ
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iqZK3KHpPI
>Roman looks at the entrance from him to come
>sneak back attack and Roman is eliminated
How hard would you mark

>>885716
A literally who for me sadly, at least we'll probably get another one of those based packages WWE puts out when an old wrestler dies

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>>885716
>died at the age of 64
>pic related
lmao

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Ryback inheritor of worlds strongest man title from Mark Henry

Kevin adipowens inheritor of the world's largest "athlete" title from Big Show

So why do they never let based eat Owens eat use half of the cool shot he used in his matches against Cena? He had some cool shut that he never uses anymore. Also anyone feel like they should have just let them do that one match and let it just be that. Instead they have KO get beat twice in a row and make it seem like an utter fluke that he won in the first place?

>>885722
Talking 'bout Mark Henry doesn't only one of his world records still stand?

>>885723
Because that was his indies moveset, once Vince saw him do that once he was like "Never again"

Don't you know that one wrestler doing more than five moves is confusing for the fans? :^)

>>885723
We can't have someone upstage Roman, now can we? Or show the marks that big guys can do tricks too.

>>885725
>As a powerlifter, he was WDFPF World Champion (1995)[7] and a two-time U.S. National Champion (1995[8] and 1997[7]) as well as an all-time raw world record holder in the squat and deadlift.[1] Currently, he still holds the WDFPF world records in the squat, deadlift and total[17][18] and the USAPL American record in the deadlift[19][20][21] since 1995. He is credited for the biggest raw squat and raw powerlifting total ever performed by a drug tested athlete, regardless of weight class,[22] as well as the greatest raw deadlift by an American citizen.

Jesus fuck I didn't know he was THAT good, I always thought he was just a briefly successful powerlifter that WWE gave a gimmick. Based.

>>885726
Well he did them twice, once at elimination chamber and again at money in the bank. They really should have let him keep them. That top rope fisherman suplex looking thing is dank as fuck. I know if vince didn't come up with it then it doesn't stay, but his move set is kind of bland now.

>>885728
>tfw we didn't see Pudzianowski vs Mark Henry in WWE
why go on lads

>>885732
Based Mariusz is too busy dancing on polish reality tv.

>>885734
Actually he went into MMA some years ago but he didn't do good there as he had to cut down a lot of his mass and he after that he can't even KO anyone besides some real shitters

should have went with wrestling

WOAH HEY WOAH HEY WOAH HEY WOAH HEY

SOMEBODY'S GON THEY ASS LICKED

>>885728
That's pretty much why he was one of the few people to get like a fucking 10 year contract or something initially for 10 mill iirc

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>>885736

>>885728
>I didn't know he was THAT good,

Mark Henry is a literal beast, and if given the opportunity, decent on the microphone.

>>885737
SOMEBODY'S GON GET THEY TWIG SPLIT

>>885741
>implying he didn't cut one of the best promos in modern WWE history

>>885739
I think that was in 2008 or so

>>885744
Yeah 2008 or 9 I think. He did pretty well in it.

>>885728
>tfw he's retiring soon, maybe even this year
He never got the title run he deserved.

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>>885596

>>885746
Hall of Pain was decent though
>>885745
Pudzian is quite based, shame he went into MMA honestly.

Look forward to the Smarkbusters' Raw Review tonight.

>>885746
I'm still fucking mad that they just fed him to Cena after all that. What a waste of time it all ended up being.

>>885750
Dude's done pretty much everything else.

WSM, ballroom dancing, rugby, singing, prison. Might as well do MMA.

>>885752
I wonder how long a list of potentially great things that were ruined by being fed to Cena would be? For the last decade, the whole product has just been a machine for things to feed to Cena, a fucking conveyor belt where everything's worth is measured by how Cena will look beating it.

>>885754
>>885609
The only thing I miss about flags is being able to spot Randyfag and Bretcunt so easily.

>>885756
Now we have ten years of making bbygurl look strong to look forward to.

Who is ready for AJ "GOAT" Styles to debut?

>>885758
If there is ONE THING I hope finally changes after Vince finally dies is WWE's obsession with only booking around a single star. It's amazing Vince even let the AA happen

>>885757
Randyfag is recognizable by filename, everyone knows/knew this even back on /sp/. Bretfag was recognizable by endless supply of Owen and Neidhart images. If you truly spent enough time on /wwe/ you'd know these things.

>>885760
>outlaw wrestling

>>885756
Nexus, Brayyy lmao, Mark Henry. He's been around for like 10 years there is bound to be a bunch. By the time he retires there ought to be a list a mile long. At least he is actually pretty cool a person and not a huge douche like hogan was.

>>885762
You could easily recognise both when they weren't posting images though is what I'm saying.

John cena passing the torch to ryback

Unname heart surgeon Triple bypassing Kevin Owens heart

>>885770
>exposing the business like this

Shame on you gorilla man/imitator.

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I thought this was funny I was watching some old Raw episodes and the Rock goes for Finally... line and his voice breaks like it does sometime but this was early Rock so he didn't play it off but almost burst out laughing.


http://webm.land/media/Xt7I.webm

>>885766
Kinda. Unless it was blatant homosexual activity, Randyfag blended it pretty well. Bretfag rarely posted without an image so that's debatable.

>>885764
Add Ryback to that too. Not that he's all that talented but still.

It's hard being a Cena fan. On one hand I respect all the hard work he puts in and the guy is great on the mic when he's let loose. He's able to have great matches with the right people too. But man, it's annoying when people get fed to him. They've toned it down a bit in the last couple years at least.

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>>885777
>toned it down

>>885775
There's more to this somewhere. Rock was losing his voice and went off script a few times.

>>885717
>>885720
80's jobber. If you watched WWF during Hulk Hogan's huge run (Wrestlemania 3ish) you'd see him putting over everyone on Superstars etc.

>>885778
They put Cena in the midcard and had him actually lose clean to an indie guy on debut.

>>885778
Shit, how could I forget. One of the worst cases of it ever. Still, he's lost clean to Del Rio, Bryan, Lesnar, Owens all since SS 2013. Which is a big deal for the top guy.

>>885781
They also fed him Rusev and Big Kev hasn't been as interesting after Cena got his wins back.

>>885781
>had him actually lose clean to an indie guy on debut.
Then they went and buried him twice.

Sooner or later you get fed to Cena.

>>885785
>>885786
True, but in terms of his booking the last decade that counts as "toning down".

>>885786
>buried
I love how retards throw this word around without knowing what it means
Wrestling a 15+ minute match and kicking out of finishers before losing is not burying.

>>885788
>Wrestling a 15+ minute match and kicking out of finishers before losing is not burying.
It is.

The "looking strong in defeat" is such a terrible meme.

Not to mention the build up towards their last match that had Owens look like a chump and then like a guy that cant put his money were his mouth was.

>>885764
It's gonna be bittersweet when Cena finally retires. Like you said, the guy works hard and seems pretty neat when he's just being himself, but it's so upsetting to see that list of potential that was just fed to him time and time again because he was "the guy".

So on Raw tonight, they'll reveal Roman Reigns will have to start at #1?

>>885788
Modern smarks think "buried" means "anything bad being said or done to them ever".

Losing to Cena is never being buried, being buried is what comes after when you are literally buried down the card and made irrelevant and forgotten about, never booked to be a threat ever again.

Kevin Owens wasn't buried.

Damien Sandow, now that was a burial.

>>885794
Exactly, they're fucking retarded.
Being in a program with Cena to begin with and actually being a threat and winning a match (Owens won clean, Rusev won dirty) is an accomplishment and not a burial.
Something like Sandow is a burial when you cash in on Cena who has a bad arm and still lose and go on to become irrelevant.
Actually going against Cena and putting on a 15+ minute back and forth match and kicking out of finishers is anything but a burial.
It's like marks think their favorites have to be booked like goldberg or they're buried.

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>>885795
>Sandow
That one still hurts.

>>885797
>Actually going against Cena and putting on a 15+ minute back and forth match and kicking out of finishers is anything but a burial.
Say that to Brayy and Rusev, what exactly did they gain from their feud with Cena?

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>>885795
>now that was a burial

I'll up the stakes a bit, pham

>>885798
But he was back on tv this week!

>>885802
>this is how he spends his time now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks-KhVMViOU

>>885801
Man, Ryder's fall from grace is arguably the worst Cena-related burial of all time. He literally gets cucked.

Man, Ryder was so over, people were chanting his name at MSG over The Rock while he was speaking.

>>885797
>Bryan will never berry you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Vtwdozi-Q

>>885719
would not mark at all for Ryback

however

>30 about to come out
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZZ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH4eUVPeJOc
>it's the real sin cara
>he botches a hurricarrana spot that was supposed to eliminate roman, and eliminates himself instead

>>885800
It's not the matches against Cena that buried them, its their booking afterwards.
Rusev hasn't really been buried, he was put in a shitty program but he hasn't been straight up jobbing.
Sandow, Ryder, R Truth, Bo, Heath - Those are jobbers.
Having a match in the main event on raw/smackdown and losing in a 10 or so minute match isn't a burial.

>>885809
Holy shit lel how have I never seen this

>check channel
>he only ended up doing 3 videos

damn

>>885797
>loses clean to cena in his own style match
>immediately put into a feud over women with no title on the line
>loses that
>has to get married and "accidentally" have it leaked to tmz to finally end the shitty feed
>next step was league of jobbers
For someone who went undefeated for as long as he did that is burial. You think anyone even remembers him crushing everyone for the better part of a year? Right now if you're not white hot you're ice cold and are just going to be fed to whatever lukewarm champ Vince is pushing at the moment.

>>885811
>he hasn't been straight up jobbing.
Jobbing to Reigns is still jobbing.

Again what they gained from their feud with Cena? Their loss is still a problem of booking so saying because of "muh booking" is irrelevant.

>>885808
You don't get over on your own without WWE's permission m8

>>885695
You do realize that the Brits chant these things during football games, right? The chanting's natural to them.

Also, the songs for Big Cass and Bayley were fucking amazing.

>>885815
Link me the match where he got little offense on Reigns and lost within 5 minutes.
Fucking pseudo-smarks throwing around terms thinking it makes them look smart but they come off sounding dumb as fuck because they don't know how to use them correctly.

So tell me WWE how hype do you get?

http://webm.land/media/BI8h.webm

>>885800
Losing a match against the #1 one guy in the company is not the same as being buried. Look at what happens in other promotions, losing to the top guy doesn't mean you are immediately forgotten about and disappear into the midcard with no direction and never booked as a threat again

>>885743
That was a fucking swerve in a half got damn.

He had literally everyone going

>>885815

Except Cena has already buried most of the guys that is jobbing to Reigns, so it's barely even helping him.

>>885813
They are pretty damn comfy videos too, Bryan trying to teach his fans how to do some basic holds because he's such a wrestling geek.

He was too moe for this world.

>>885817
What was the Big Cass one again?

>>885818
Going from a monster agaisnt Cena and then coming with other 4 dudes and getting beaten easily is an example of his little offence.

>>885820
The number #1 guy at the time was Reigns though.

>Other promotions
We are talking of WWE man, totally diferent.

>>885808
It was the Kane section that was fucking offensive. Before that he at least had a storyline he was one of the main characters in, and was hugely over, then they just had him be humiliated physically and emotionally to get Kane over in a meaningless filler feud with Cena, chokeslammed and then never relevant again.

>>885826
Its not different, the same rules apply. This shit is universal.

Also Reigns is the one they WANT to be #1, but Cena is still the franchise and their biggest draw by far

>>885805
That halftime show was so based by sizzle

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>typing Krispin Wah into wikipedia brings you to his page

>>885825
"Hey Jude", with them doing "nana na na, Big Cass" instead.

It was pretty low, so if you missed it it's understandable. Couldn't make out half of what they were saying at times.

>>885809
How can one man be so based? He's incredibly humble and down to earth for such a popular guy.

>>885835
That's the thing, all his success and ultimately his popularity in WWE came from him being such a humble, hardworking guy who just FUCKING LOVED rasslin'.

>>885830
Yeah but Reigns is pretty close and it's obvious he's the next franchise after Cena is done

>>885837
>the next

Right, but not the current.

>>885834
Oh yeah I remember it now. It had me wonder how many of the fans were Arselel fans, as there is obvious a big overlap there with sportshipsters (ie the people in that crowd). Arsenal like to sing that song but for Giroud, which makes loads more sense. They clearly just wanted to adapt that chant for ANY wrestler.

I thought the Bailey one was genius

I can't imagine anything happening on RAW tonight to make it worth watching

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>Took next Monday off work to watch the Rumble live
>Wanted to just sit in the front room alone eating cookies and donuts and watching it
>Told parents
>They have now invited themselves to watch the Royal Rumble with me

I can't deal with this bullshit lads. Same thing happened last year and they spent the entire match pointing out which wrestlers haircuts would make me look handsome, and forced me to get a Roman Reigns haircut the next day. Just want to be alone

>>885846
Bullet Club and Balor debut tonight bro

>>885846
there is literally no reason to watch this raw, it's slowly turning into the most stale show on all of television

>>885848
If they want to do that why not save it for the Rumble?

>>885847
Just hope they forget.

>>885850
Surprises don't increase ratings, you have to know they're going to be there in advance to know to tune in.

>>885852
Their business model has changed m8. It's not about PPV but network subs. If there is a SHOCK on a big show, people will tune in the next day and buy the network to watch it.

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>>885844
>Bailey

>>885854
What are you trying to communicate with this post?

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POST PRESENT/PAST WRASSLERS YOU FEEL COULD MAKE A GOAT TAG-TEAM COMBO AND RATE OTHERS'

>Rusev
>Tazz

>>885849

Sets up the rest of the Rumble card. Kalisto vs Del Rio, Charlotte vs Becky, New Day vs Uso's, Wyatts or something.

>>885854
IT'S BAILEY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNnEnLGeWPc

>>885858

Just bring back Air Boom and I'm happy.

Actually just bring in Ricochet and Sydel

>>885860
I love her

Now, you see Roman...

>>885847
>forced me to get a Roman Reigns haircut the next day
obvious b8 but like, did the hairdresser grow your hair?

>>885866
I was thinking this too. I guess in the original it was John Cena?

W-what the F-FUCK did he mean by this?

https://twitter.com/wwebalor/status/688795299419148288

D-don't tell me he's g-going after Baeley now!?!

>>885868
I'm pretty sure Balor is....ya know

>>885869
shit?

>>885868
>yfw she starts wearing a leather jacket and slicking her hair back and forms the Bayley Club

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>>885871

>>885868
Nah, her ass is too big for an irishman.

>>885869
What makes people say this anyway? Has it ever even been hinted at or are people just assuming?

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>>885868
>literally the first reply is a shipfag

>>885875
All assumptions, but he just has that vibe about him.

>Go to kevin owens twitter
>All he's doing is arguing with trolls and blocking people

I'm completely unsuprised owens is this type of person

>>885878
Finn only has one love - his Lego.

>>885872
>the rest of the members are the same men as from NJPW, its just the Bullet Club but with Bayley replacing Devitt.

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>>885880

>>885878
>Duba Duba ee starts a fued with AJ beating up Finn and telling him the demon side of him is there because of the gay.
>AJ tries to pray the gay away with his fists.

>>885869
Legosexual?

>>885885
I'd pay money for this

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>>885883
>they still interfere in all her women's matches and beat the shit out the women she is wrestling whenever the ref isn't looking/before and after her matches

>>885663
Pretty sure NY has ya beat Texas.
>Also none of those name are on the level of foley so NY wins on that level alone.

>>885885
Version of The BALOR/BULLET CLUB T-Shirt with "THE GAY COMMUNITY" when?

>>885879
>getting worked

>>885883
Bad Luck Fale escorting Bayley would be so based

Will Cena ever win the IC title?

>>885894
Kevin Owens being a neckbeard loser isn't a work it's reality

>>885890
>Undertaker or Stone Cold not on the level of foley

really nigga

>>885895
I was thinking carrying her on his shoulders like >>885888

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Post World Championship Reigns that you didn't know happened

>Benoit was WCW World Champion

>>885704
He's always hanging out with Paige in her snapchats so who knows.

>>885890
By your logic, North Carolina is the greatest wrestling haven in the United States.

>>885805
That is so cringe. I am ashamed to be wwe fan now. I really dont feel like watching today.

>>885890
Nah, NY is close though but not enough starpower compared to Texas
>Mick Foley
>Chyna
>Crime Tyme
>Chris Jericho
>Tazz
>Tommy Dreamer
>Sabu
>Gorilla Monsoon
>Marc Mero
>Lex Luger
>Homicide
>Adrian Adonis

>>885909
>Luger

>>885909
Oh and Ricky Steamboat

>>885901
As Benoit or Pegasus Kid ?

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>mfw Vince dies and the GOAT Triple H ushers in the most prosperous era in the history of the business

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>>885914
>MFW Vince dies and Paul Heyman buys WWE with his jew money

>>885914
Please just buy out TNA and save those poor wrestlers/knockouts who aren't getting paid. They'd provide a nice surplus of talent too if WWE could sign at least half of them

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>>885915
>not knowing Heyman sucks with money

>>885917
Surprising for a jew

>>885917
Buying WWE makes perfect sense then

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Why does /wwe/ care so much about who's going to be the top guy?

>>885914
Does NXT even exist in the WWE expanded universe? It's so weird seeing Haitch be a heel on Raw and shit, but on NXT-related things, he's revered as some sort of savior of wrestling.

>>885924
Because he's gotta be a big guy

>>885927
It existed when Kevin Owens came from NXT to fight John Cena

WHEN THE FUCK IS THE 2K16 PC PORT GOING TO BE RELEASED

FUCK 2K
FUCK YUKES

>>885935
it's pretty much just 2K15, mods can get you around the outdated roster

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>>885930
For you

>>885916
We already only see 8 matches a week (maybe) on two main roster shows, what will this surplus "talent" do? In a world where wrestling is sports entertainment and not a sports/tournament competition style presentation, there isn't room for any new faces when you don't have room for most of the talent on your roster. The best guys and ladies on Impact Wrestling should go to Japan/LU if they want better for themselves

>>885927
They are technically different brands, so different universes.

>>885901
18+

>>885901
>Ken Shamrock was NWA champion in TNA

>>885858
Swagger and Angle under a super-American gimmick

How much will RAW SUCK tonight?

>You now remember the go home show to survivor series was a divas contract signing

>>885858
8/10 would mark out

Dean Malenko and Chad Gable, doesn't even need to be explained.

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Real talk: Did he deserve a chance to main event WrestleMania?

>>885972
yes

>>885972
Far more than a lot of guys who actually did

>>885972
In 2012, absolutely. Most of his work with Cena that year was fire.

>>885858
Roman Reigns and Goldberg
Dean Ambrose and Brian Pillman

>>885898
Mick foley legit was never meant to be as over as he was.
They catered to stone cold, objectively take yourself out of the nostalgia what's the difference between him and
HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA?
Seriously I liked stone cold as a kid but found myself relating to mick foleys real life dream actually play out only because he paid the most sacrifices out of anyone on that roster in that era.
Austins got a bum neck boo hoo.
Mick foley can't be on the computer too long because all he wanted was to achieve his dream.
Austins career got cut short because of an accident he was pushed to the moon given top priority over everyone else.
There's a lot to complain about in the attitude era.
So Austins career is cut short via an accident, foleys is cut short because he was willing to do things no one else was willing too.
And believe it or not I have respect for the undertaker I wish he'd now go away but I'd take any foley match over any taker match any day.
Foley is God.
I want to marry his daughter so he becomes father in law.

>>885972
Easily, even his haters must agree on that. He was insanely over at his peak, the hottest commodity in the business

>>885948
I'm talking about his WCW one night reign in 2000 at Souled Out

>>885972
Wrestlemania 29

>>885972
Only a moron, creative Vince and HHH would say that's he didn't deserve to main event mania,
Not the one where he quit though that was dbrys journey.

>>885972
He should've main evented Wrestlemania 28 without a doubt and then Rock & Cena could've main evented 29

>>885980
>They catered to stone cold, objectively take yourself out of the nostalgia what's the difference between him and HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA?

Talent, Charisma, Personality...

>>885972

no

>>885972
Yes when he was hot. Cucked by the rock 2 wm in a row lmfao. No wonder he tried to.bury Roman cause he's Samoan like the rock

>>885989
And the ability to convincingly receive a beating. Cena can only pull that off when it's Lesnar actually dumping him on his head over and over again.

>>885992
> tried to bury Roman
> last singles match of note was jobbing to him damn near clean

>>885986
>>885988

Honestly 27 would've been the right moment, the momentum Punk had in the summer of '10 was INSANE, they should have built that to something huge at WM instead of the wet fart we got.

>>885996
>momentum Punk had in Summer of '10 was INSANE
...as leader of The Straight Edge Society?

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>>885596

>stay off /sp/ for the better part of a year
>come back
>see beloved /wwe/ has been relegated to /asp/
>get bored of /heem/ after a few weeks and check out /asp/
>see my Supercard memes are still going 18 months on

Top lel lads. What are the Gamethreads like these days?

>>885997
Fuck i got my years mixed up didn't I

>>885997
That was my favorite punk, he's just a year behind what he means.

On a similar note, ending Jeff Hardy's WWE career was my favorite thing he ever accomplished in WWE.

>>886000
As an aside, he should have won the rumble that year or the year he was first and the new Nexus eliminated people for him (is that the same year? Had his head shaved and his hair regrew around that time). That punk ruled.

>>886000
I kinda wish I had been watching then. I only started after MITB 2011, I gave up with the product around 07.

>>885998
Shit because the /asp/ies are being faggots and don't realised they're basically acting like whiny native indians.

You've been assimilated, get over it, you faggots.

>>886004
Heel/tweener Punk best Punk. Asshole who says the things you'd want to say but can't

rycuck sucks.

goes from mid card guy to pin eater of the social outcucks.

chimp boy on suicide watch

>watching Breaking Ground
>Eva Marie gives Carmella a concussion by just fucking kicking her in the head full force

What a useless cunt. I'd say she should just be a valet, but she can't act either.

>>886015
>getting worked by Breaking Ground

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>All this punk talk
>You now realize this happened in the same year as le pipebomb promo

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>>886014

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Fuck, the rumours are true aren't they?

This is not a picture of a straight man.

>>886006
I walked away from WWE from 06 to 08, and honestly other than Punk and sycophants Jericho (the best Jericho), there wasn't much to come back to until Straight Edge became a thing. Then again, I've never been a fan of RKO or Triple H and they were the big heels at the time (Legacy?) so Cena/HHH/RKO storylines felt... dry.

>>886018
He got beaten by Rogaine Kevin Nash too...

>>886017
It's about 50/50 worked and shoot, but this actually happened. You can tell Corbin isn't reading from a script for instance because he doesn't look terrified and the words actually come out naturally.

These Royal Rumble statues are really bad. Did they just take the video game models and retexture them?

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>>886021

>>886019

>responds with the same tired pic

and i thought kevin nash didnt have a move set.

>rycuck eating a pin tonight chimpy

>>886021
>>886021

Bailey has a bf tho

Ambrose/Kalisto vs Sheamus/Del Rio confirmed for tonight

>>886026
>>886018
It was one of the most pathetic pieces of backstage politics interfering with booking ever. Bringing yourself out of retirement to nip the bud on the progress of the young wrestler who just became the hottest thing in the company.

Talk about Punk "deserving" a WM top spot is ridiculous, it's a business. But the way they shat on his momentum of no reason other than HHH's hurt feelings was just shitty fucking buisness.

>>885989
cena has all of those and you know that.

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Ryback pins Cena clean in a passing of the torch match at WM 40

Owens gets pinned clean by returning Rikishi in a sumo match at WM 40

>>886011
I don't know about that, wwe humor tends to feel so goddamn SASSY, it makes it hard to take his pipe bomb burns seriously. He just felt so whiney. Voice of the voiceless is an arrogant claim for a guy who then turns around and says UE doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks. Just never made sense to me. He was having a lot of fun as new Nexus leader, had that stint on commentary where he KILLED, and way way better at color than Lawler and better at play by play than Cole, had that program against Cena that was a lot of fun, I dunno. This thread is bringing up a lot of stuff I totally forgot about until I started talking about it.

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>>886039

>BMJ saying that he's willing to talk about marriage
TOTAL DIVAS SOON

>>886038
Bailey got cucked, mate. With Finn Balor

Hey guys /sp/ checking in on yall.
Happy belated new years!
Its been so long we really oughta keep in contact more!

I see your poomunity is still strong! Good for you! Feel free to stop by during the NFL playoff buds! Mi casa su ca- oh.

>>886039

I bet Fat Owens Fat interferes.

>>886038
You are not very bright are you?

>>886052
We were all in the the Broncucks/Stoolers threads. See you next Sunday

>>886052

Begging for you to have sex.

>>886042
Cena isn't even close to Austin's league

>>886052
i hope your favorite team catches the ball

>>886054

I know what he meant you cuckold.

Bailey still has a bf.

>>886044
Jesus fuck are you twelve years old?

It was a heel promo. Punk only really started working as a tweener once he came back. He directly insults all the fans, ESPECIALLY his own fans in that promo. His character was a dialled up arrogant version of himself. The "voice of the voiceless" shit came a little latter, but it was meant to be irritating and grating. It was some of the best booking WWE had ever done, splitting the crowd between the smarks and the anti smarks and giving both a hero, then making them wrestle each other for the WWE championship at a PPV.

>>886063
Then what did I mean?

You are honestly coming over as one of those completely braindead /pol/tards.

>>886064
WWE did not intend for the Pipebomb to get fans' on Punk's side.

Vince genuinely believes that his company is, by default, always the babyface.

>>886063
I guess you're too retarded to understand sarcasm.

>>885980
>Mick foley can't be on the computer too long because all he wanted was to achieve his dream.

What

>I have respect for the undertaker I wish he'd now go away

Yes he's had an amazing career and from all I hear done a ton of work helping guys backstage learn the business but if he doesn't retire this Wrestlemania I'm gonna be very disapointed in WWE. It's time to let him exit stage with the grace and presence he's earned. Put someone who really fucking deserves it over and let us all honor the Deadman by letting him go out remembered as a wrestling God not a guy who has to be carried into a watchable match like it's very quickly approaching.

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>>886052
FUCK YOU, ESS PEE, YOU NO GOOD SONNAVA BITCH! YOU SCREWED ME REAL GOOD, BUT I FUCK YER WIFE! I FUCK YER DAUGHTER! AND I FUCK YER SON! ALL IN THE ASS!
YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH, BREAK YER BACK AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE, YOU JABRONIE!

>>886074
Foley's brain is in really terrible condition is what he meant.

>>886071
the company is literally the main heel right now
t. authority

stream anyone?

>>886070

You meant that Finn was gay.Lol why are you so butthurt? You must be the life of whatever parties you get invited to, if you ever do get invited anywhere.

>>886073

Keep projecting fatty.

>>886084
taima

>>886071
WWE didn't intend it, but the way they booked everything -after- the pipebomb for the run up to MITB and then when Punk came back all the way up to the Kevin Nash nonsensical shit was fucking A.

Vince isn't as dumb as you think, just stubborn. Don't you remember those promos that had Punk goading Vince and humiliating him over contract negotiations? They were booking him as a pure tweener. It's funny because if you go back to those shows, its obvious that as you say, they didn't want things like that at first, in the MITB WWE match all the commentators just shit on Punk and the crowd all night

>>886084
http://www.usanetwork.com/videos/live

>>886084
look up raw stream on google.

>>886089
Why did you type
>Bailey has a bf tho
Then? This backtracking is hilarious.

>>886084

wwe.com

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>>886089
Tfw I will never get invited to a party

>>886027
>It's about 50/50 worked and shoot

>WWE product
>It's about 50/50 worked and shoot

MARK
A
R
K

>>886108

>backtracking

You clearly don't know what this word means. I said it to meme on you buddy. This sort of anger for a meaningless comment is what's *really* hilarious. As hilarious as those two people who argued for 8 hours about what "outlaw wrestling" meant.

>>886082
When it's not overtly playing the heel.

If you want some proof of how OUT. OF. TOUCH Vince truly is: he thought that the Montreal Screwjob would be perceived as him doing a babyface thing.

Make a game thread

>>886064
Wow, you take this REALLY seriously, don't you? I'm allowed to think an outright heel is better than some poorly executed meta-"commentary" on "smarks" vs. casual fans. He was disingenuous, which I grant is a great thing for a heel to be, but I won't accept "he was supposed to be annoying" as an excuse for genuinely disliking his promos at a time when I liked LITERALLY every other heel incarnation of punk. It isn't that I didn't get it, it's that I didn't particularly care for it at a time when I felt like they were watering down and milking to death a concept that was at one point a little more tangible and appealing (June 2011 until he left at MITB).

>>886102

i trust you guys more than i trust google

Balee

>>886140
>>885995

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

Who's opening RAW?

My bet is Roman Reigns

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>>886133
>I-I was only pretending to be retarded!

You need to stop digging.

>letting a /pol/ triptard make a thread for us

>>886146
If Punk was the only heel you disliked, then that means he was doing the best job as a heel.

>>886177

But I wasn't you dumbass. Seriously, why are you taking so much offense to this? Are you honestly literally autistic? I feel bad for giving you these (yous)

>>886215
>someone is making fun of you for saying something retarded
>-s-stop taking offence!

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings anon, I promise I'll never do it again

>>886251

Oh so you are autistic.

Get well soon.

>>886201
You're an idiot. I know how I'm supposed to feel as a fan, I'm talking about a critical observation of the product. For instance, I'm supposed to dislike Ric Flair. He's mean and a cheater and that makes him a bad man that I should boo. He is also one of the most charismatic, talented, creative, unique personalities to ever enter a wrestling ring and his 16 world titles are a credit to those traits. I love Ric Flair, even when he cheats and is bad.

Jesus, and you called me twelve.

>>886356
What part of the concept of a heel is so mysterious to you? If ONE GUY can piss you off and get under your skin, then thats great. Flair was from a different era, retroactively looking back at him doesn't work.

>>886468
>implying I didn't see Ric Flair in context

Which of us is the child here?

One of us is not understanding what the other is saying, but it isn't who you think it is.

>>886468
I'll explain this in another way: that punk made me wanna turn off my TV and stop watching him. That isn't effective heel work, that's bad for the product as a whole. A heel is supposed to be compelling in a way that makes you want to see him get what's coming to him.

I get it now, you're confusing "heel" for "bad" in the general sense. Subway isn't a bad sandwich shop, they're just great heels in the restaurant industry.

>>886523
Right back at you grandad. I guess I was wrong with the first guess, you must be senile not underage b8.

If a heel can even piss of a dirttsheet reading, workrate admiring smark, that's a good thing.

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>>886566
Lol which is it? Do I know nothing about wrestling or too much?

>>886625
>posting based Ultra Mantis

Okay I take back the insults you're alright.

You are still overthinking things though. Heels are meant to engender negative emotions, you should be happy any time you actually get worked.

GOTTA MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG

>>886841
Its his album cover for the straight edge hardcore album he released. Have the physical album in my closet. King of Trios was a lot of fun this year.

>>886728
BALEE DAT

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>>885721

>>886947
Straight edge hardcore's a genre, you not knowing about it doesn't mean it isn't real.

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What is the greatest promo of all time?

>>887583
So? I'm not straight edge, I just like UMB and CM Punk and H2O and Have Heart, etc.

Bray "the Bae" Wyatt gonna win it all

>That ending segment.

Im not gonna lie, i was mad that brock was looking so weak towards Reigns but the Wyatts laying waste to Brock and Roman made me mark hard.

2016 year of the Wyatts?

>>888834
Thats good. At least makes the rumble more interesting for sure.

>>888851
Rowan proved he can't be a singles star.
Harper is a company man.
Bray can't wrestle for shit and his promos go nowhere.
And Strowman? I don't even need to say it.

The Wyatts are a joke, plain and simple.

>>888862
>Rowan proved he can't be a singles star
They gave him a STAIRS match against the Big Show. Come on now

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>>888862

Rowan never got a chance and Bray is one of the best on the roster

also fuck /asp/ and the trips who live here

>>888888
>Bray is one of the best on the roster

nWo_nash.gif

>>888893
>>888893
>>888893
>>888893
>>888893

next thread ready to go

>>888888
>Bray one of the best on the roster
>also fuck /asp/ and the trips who live here

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>>888888

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>>888888
>>888888

>>888888
thanks me too

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>>888888
wow

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>>888888
Digits speak the truth