/wwe/ General #1715 - BTFO Edition

>being forced to listen to the English commentary

Fuck Tiama

>>859090
theres jap commentary in alt senpai

>>859085
> If post this enough, eventually it will be funny

>>859091
It doesn't work for me. Says off-air.

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>>859092
Welcome newfriend

>maaaaybeeee nottt

wtf did he think baka meant lmao

>>859085
"Shoots"

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>pirated stream lagging

>complaint about an illegal stream

>>859094
> The OP image getting responses
Gee, who would have thought.

>literally flippyshit

Damn Scott Halls son is hench

Holy fuck, Ricochet is GOAT flippy vanilla midget.

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>never give up

>wwe passed on ricochet

thank fucking god

little Hall is fucking huge

Based Cody blowing the fuck out of vanilla midgets.

that was executed nicely

this is embarassing to watch

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>that meme spot

based joshis knowing how to pick their spots

That tribute to Forever.

Thank you based Rocky.

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>>859116
>young bucks math
>embarrassing to watch
of course.

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>you now know why JR didn't announce this memefest

Based Bucksu

>Young Cucks winning
Embarrassing desu

MORE
BANG
FOR
YOUR
BUCK

>meme cucks going over

>Meme Bucks win
its shit

>there are actual 'people' who enjoy this

ive literally never met someone who prefers the harlem globetrotters over something like clippers-spurs last season. fucking idiots.

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>>859085
You think Punk ever thinks about the fact that his wife has had Jay Lethal's BBC down her throat?

>all these wwe fags crying

Just leave. You're embrassing yourselves.

>>859128
what do you mean by "this"

>>859128
well this was flippy meme indie shit, the Jap matches shoul be fine

>kevin owens
>neville

fucking faggots in the WWE outted

Why is based Yano stuck with some RoH memers?

Momako is much cuter than the girl Yujiro has with him.

>>859128
It was an okay match desu

Ricochet's spots and that Razor's Edge to the outside were bretty gud

how can girls be so hot

>>859132
well by the looks of that picture he made her more dark.

>>859137
He's always shilling his DVDs so they paired him with two jews.

Tama Tonga doesn't deserve this shit. He is too good to be stuck in this shit match.

>>859132
What do you think he jerks off to?

>closeup of asian summer rae's "ass"
embarrassing

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Ayyy, Faggot Kirt, Pedophile owner of 420chan being a huge faggot and banned me when I told him his music shit wasn't funny and for people to go to the reddit stream
Thanks to the guy who posted the reddit stream, Just going to use this from now on instead of 420chan
AND BASED FUCKING BRISCOE BROTHERS IT'S WRREESTLE FUCKING KINGDOM

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>tfw no camo JAV slag gf

>>859137
i think you mean based jay briscoe stuck with some random japan guy.

fuck taron yano fucking faggot FUCK YOU

>>859146

Lel I was literally thinking Jap Summer Rae

>>859132
that's conjecture based on one picture

>memescoes

No thanks.

Y T R
T
R

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>>859144
Hes paying his dues, hes NXT bound any month now.

DEM BOYS

DEMBOYS

>>859142
nah she just used a lot more fake tanner in WWE

kek yoshi tatsu savin this commentary

top kek

I hope it's a Bullet Club clean sweep.

All their pants wouldn't match for no reason.

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>>859153
Yes, just the one.

>>859162
Kevin Kelly is such a cunt.

Next

Jay Lethal (c) vs. Michael Elgin ROH World Championship Match
Kenny Omega (c) vs. KUSHIDA IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship Match
Bullet Club (Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows) (c) vs. Great Bash Heel (Togi Makabe & Tomoaki Honma) IWGP Tag Team Championship Match
Hirooki Goto vs. Tetsuya Naito
Tomohiro Ishii (c) vs. Katsuyori Shibata NEVER Openweight Championship Match
Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. A.J. Styles IWGP Intercontinental Championship Match
Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi IWGP Heavyweight Championship Match

>>859164
>>859132
I would watch their sex tape.

based njpw reducing the biscoes to comedy jobbers

You faggots don't know how happy wrestle kingdom is making me

After having totally stopped watching wwe

To have a event with so much talent, buildup and a coherent direction

My penis can only get so hard

>>859169

The wrestling is so much better than WWE. It's like night and day.

This is hilariously bad.

>>859170

100% agree anon

The opening 4way is something the wwe could never pull off

fuck i can't fucking stay awake
i miss being a young lad but i do need my sleep
gonna try to find it on torrent tomorrow
have a good night lads

top kek this is garbage

big match hiroshi iand memesuke s gonna save another WK yet again

>>859174

Night m8

I wonder what Japs think, watching a bunch of filthy gaijin hopping around the ring yelling words they can't understand

>>859174
Goodnight anon.

Bullet club needs to be dissolved by next wrestle kingdom or parsed down to a elite few

Memescoes win

Wow, I didn't expect they'd give it to the cobbled together team.

holy shit japan is literally cucked

>>859172

It really puts in perspective how pussified WWE has become. Seeing actual moves like drivers is good. WWE has cut out so many good moves.

god I love jay briscoe so much. such a great pro wrestler.

Who is the fat Chink that think he's RVD?

>>859186

First time watching him properly. Seems based af. Especially with no front teeth.

>>859189
ar fox

>>859189
Yano Toru

Anons what match are you most looking forward to

I'm a /cleanerfag/ but I want to see Okada break Japanese cena

omg the jap on commentary
hahahaha

>>859194
Nakamura vs. AJ. Styles because they're the guys who I have heard most about on here. I'm expecting big things out of it.

>>859194
I can't wait to see the greatest wrestler in the world, Tetsuya Naito

>>859196

If Jay has killed someone or plans on doing so I wouldn't be surprised

>>859194
AJ vs. Shinsuke.

>>859194

Nakamura/Styles.

>>859191
that's mark, he's a comedy jobber who can do crazy shit when in the ring with his brother

the bald one is jay

>>859196
This guy should tag with Luke Harper.

>>859194
Bruh the whole top card looks GOAT. Only thing I'm not that excited about is Okada/Tanahashi because it's already happened so many times. But I'm sure it will still be good.

This guy is literally Ryback with a beard.

>black guy has a move called the lethal injection

These japs love Elgin.

>>859209

Is Okada/Tanahashi the Cena/Orton of Japan?

>jumping on the barricade

Jay is a retard.

>>859210
I'm not really a fan of Elgin, but you are so wrong.

>>859185

You're too right anon

Thinking how much everyone marked out when punk piledrived cena

If they let their talent use their ability they'd have 4/5 star matches multiple times a year

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>>859211
Guess who got the Lethal injection?

>>859210
No, Elgin is actually strong.

kek @ truth martini plowing over photographers

>>859210
thats an insult to the ryback.
Ryback isnt a manlet, actually has fans and is over.

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>>859220

Who else is waiting for yoshi's reaction when aj styles goes for the styles clash

BASED YOSHI TATSU

>>859220
>dumbback
>fans

>>859220
Found cmpuke101

literally r-truth v ryback
but in japan

HOLY SHIT

I want Yoshitatsu to beat the fuck out of Kevin.

>>859216

True. You even see how movesets get neutered from NXT to the main roster. Neville was GOAT in NXT now he's reduced to flippy spot monkey. They just waste talent. Imagine fully unleashing Neville, Owens, Cesaro, Rollins, Zayn, Ambrose.

>>859222
'Nam flashbacks

>A FUCKING BOOK
>THE STATE OF THIS MATCH

WE

what a shit finish

>>859233
That was the book listing every bad creative decision of WWE, TNA and WCW.

>worst match of the night is american outlaw promotion

>this music

Time for based Cleaner.

>meme splitters

jk it's kind of funny

Holy shit, I need a screenshot of Taguchi. I laughed hard.

>>859230

Seriously

Imagine If they let zayn vs Owens in a ladder match like their roh days

Look at even the women

They've totally nerfed becky and sasha who in nxt could put on show stealing matches

Why don't they want their wrestlers to wrestle?

On an aside you and your opinions are awesome

stream?????????????

>kushida literally dressed up as marty mcfly vs the t-omega

my sides senpai

MOTN incoming

This fucking edgelord. LOL

>>859245
Because they want everyone to be able to wrestle the same basic match with everyone else, to use as the template for all TV and house show matches, given there's 200+ of them a year for most guys. Only PPV matches get slightly more variation.

>>859245
Injuries. They run too many events and the risk of injury is higher. That's why all they do is kick and punch.

Kushida is the j. Fox and Omegamanx is the Parkinsons

Is this Tajiri on commentary?

>>859254
Yoshitatsu.

>>859254
i wish considering Tajiri speaks perfect english unlike Yoshi

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Any Stream??

>>859251
>>859250

You both are right anons

That botched move

Those retarded "comedy" antics

This guy sucks

>terminator taunts

>>859251
Hilariously, most of their huge number of injuries per year are not caused by moves but wear and tear from overwork with no break.

See all these guys at WK are doing really hard matches, but they only work 4-5 times a month usually.

Oh fucking lol.

Yoshitatsu just said Kenny is on steroids.

>one of the cucks trying to start a this is awesome chant

>>859259

Mr demott just leave

>>859263
By contrast, the most regularly working WWE guys work 3-4 times a WEEK (RAW, Smackdown, two house shows, possibly a PPV or extra house shows if there's a foreign tour on)

>>859259
>hating on ZA CREENAAA

>>859245

Thanks, you too. Yeah I was thinking the women too. Sasha was on fire in NXT and had the MOTY with Bayley. She should have got a mega push straight away instead of the stupid teams they did. Naomi isn't half as good as Sasha. They just fuck shit up.

>>859251

I don't really buy this. I mean they still get lots of injuries anyway. And if the wrestlers are as good as they say they are (which they are) then they should be trusted to be able to wrestle however they want without injuring each other. Injuring someone is a sign you're a bad wrestler, not that the style is too "risky".

How would u rate lethal vs elgin i missed it

>tfw had dentist and missed WK10

how long till its on WatchWrestling?

>>859270

Forgettable/10

>>859270
Felt like a short tv match.

5.5/10.

>>859270
2.5

I wonder if Yoshi Tatsu regrets leaving ching chong land. He could have had a great career and he could have been a respected wrestler.

this is the best kushida match i've seen

anyone else?

>>859269
The reason is because they wrestle 200 times a year, and most of these are just house show matches or TV matches where there is no point in going all out trying to have a classic match.

So they have a basic template they stick to for non-PPV matches.

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fug this match is great

>young cucks enter

god damnit

Is omega legit hurt?

>that knee
jesus

>a roll up

Is this a raw match? Get fucked.

FUCK YES

>>859271
You've only missed the first hour.

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>a rollup finish to a great match

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>>859286

>every match should end by a finisher

>>859286
that was a great match you stupid nigger

>>859284
He was selling his arm, if that's what you're asking about.

>>859278

Ideally they should have an off season though it would never happen. Even the PPV matches are restricted too though. They still have all the 'safety' rules they have on RAW and elsewhere (no moves to the head/neck). Ridiculous shit like banning the curb stomp. Just too pussified.

Is Omega changing divisions?

>>859292
for njpw's biggest show of the year, I think a decisive victory > than a roll up with only one shoulder down

>>859289
thats like the best matches tho.

this was great. a fantastic match with both guys looking strong as fuck. Kenny will move up. Kushada on top of the division. The interference/roll up made kenny still look strong. Great booking.

>>859296
That could explain the way they kept him looking strong and had the roll up finish

who /karlandersonbutfuckdocgallows/ here

AJ going to be the only bullet club shitter who wins?

>>859303
Who thats fucking undertaker style 8 wrestle kingdoms here ? Love those unfiltered f bombs.

>>859295
No moves to the head/neck is fair enough, they're injury-prone moves. But the curb stomp, no excuse, it's a very safe move.

Machine Gun is literally the modern day Undertaker.

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>>859303

>he kept his aces and eights name

>>859298
>All finishes have to be the same

>>859304
Young Bucks won mate.

"Yoshi why is Honma one of the most popular wrestlers?"

"Because honma is actually the most popular wrestler in Japan."

My fucking sides.

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>>859299
Are you mental?

>FUCK YOU MAKABE

>>859314
you start the ppv with a hot match yo.

then you get the slower shit out the way, and the last hour is hype.

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>Fuck you Makabe

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>FUCK YOU MAKABE
top kek

"fuck you Makabe"

WWE blown the fuck out.

>>859312
thats not what he said you fucking idiot retard

he said cause theyre on tv in the morning every day

>>859306
>they're injury-prone moves

Only if you don't do them properly. I'm sure Cesaro, Owens, etc are more than capable of doing moves to the head/neck safely. And wrestlers did for decades before. Completely banning them because of a couple of botches is catering to the shitty wrestlers. Fair enough if they were PPV only so the top workers could use them and it would improve the main event matches.

Is Aj's back improved or is he still ailing from his injury?

>>859319
the rumble was terrible

the redragon, bucks, rippogee (sp?), and outlaw princes was won by the fucking bucks

then the lethal v elgin match was way worse than expected ;n(

Approx how long until the Styles Nakamura match?

>>859325
Doing head drop moves in 200 matches a year will lead to a lot more Misawa's, and I don't mean in the "Best wrestler ever" way.

>>859221
>>859224
>>859226
Ryback is indeed over. Every time he's given decent airtime, the crowd loves him and chants feed me more.

this shown has been a huge disappointment

I want my 999 funny money back

doc gallows run the ropes really well

with braun could make it look that good

>>859328
i wanted to see all of those matches.

and its not about the destination, its the journey.

>>859325

A lot of those big moves either didn't exist or were barely used until quite recently.

Also the old level of injuries and shit with wrestling isn't something you really want to go back to. Plenty of old wrestlers ended up more punch drunk than pro boxers.

>>859331
>comes out to crickets
>implying meme chants are hard to start

In b4 Daniel Bryan comparison

>may break honmas neck too

as matt striker sits next to yoshi tatsu

kek

>>859324
Please don't swear.

FUCK YOU

>>859329
40 minutes.

>>859336
Every time he's given something substantial to work with, the crowd buys into it and roots for him.

Obviously when he's in dead end feuds no one cares.

N A I T O
TIME

OH MY GOSH

>honma is the legal man
>other nip gets the pin

why is this allowed

>not letting honma get the cover
makabe a shit

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>BULLET JOBBERS

>>859341
Kokeshi is so goddamn happy right now.

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>HONMA WITH A TITLE

>>859345
#JustMakabeThings

>Honma accused of abuse by wife
>isn't disciplined
>fans still love him
>wins at WK
never would happen in WWE/burgerland

>>859354
Because they are cocks that believe anything a woman tells them.

>>859354
glorious nippon understands sometimes a bitch needs a smackin

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>>859331

>>859354
glorious nippon ins't plagued by "social justice" or love of beef...yet

>>859341
What feuds has he been in that mattered lately? All he does is come out to interrupt legit jobber segments and last RAW he burped to try and get a pop. I mean, the feud with Owens? but if I recall correctly the heel got a better response than the face did. At NOC he came out to nothing first then fatty came out to more of an ovation. The loudest pops Ryback gets are on smackdown and all that shit is piped in

The last time a crowd has legit rooted for him was in his feud with Big Show and Miz. But its fucking Big Show and Miz. WWE has to learn to build likeable faces cuz ryback sucks.

Out of kayfabe the dudes cool as fuck though. Enjoyed the table for three with him

>evil
>dressed as yoda
>green light beam

>>859354
you mean steve austin?

>don't watch NJPW for months
>come back for a big PPV
>Naito is more insane every time

God, Naito's new gimmick is so amazing

Based Naito

>>859366
haha same

it's fun right?

>>859365

UNDERRATED

is striker drunk? he's more based than usual.

Best theme time.

>goto literally buried by nakameme

GOTO BED

>>859379
he's one of the few cool trips, chill

I AM THE TABLE

BASED
N
AIOTO

Daily reminder that later tanahashi is turning heel and winning again

>>859385
I would find humor in that turn of events

I wonder if Shibata will come to save Goto if Naito's goons team up on him after the match

>>859388
Doubt it. He is too busy with getting ready for the NEVER match.

GOTO HAS BALLS OF STEEL

Goto needed that win way more than Naito did, to be honest.

Based Shibata

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>tfw not sure if this a great wrestling event or if I'm so unstimulated by watching wwe weekly that these people I barely know shit about matches are great

concussion time

welp this match is gonna be amazing

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Fucking love Shibata and Goto.
Please win Shibata!

yoshi tatsu fucking sucks at english. is there nobody better they could've got?

>>859399
18+

>>859395
So far it's a good one.

>>859399
Kevin Kelly is far worse.

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>striker putting big match dave over

I just want Kevin to shut the fuck up.

we /redshoes/ now

HEEM SLEEPY

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>this stiff fest

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ouch

>shADES OF INOKI AND BACKLUND

STRIKER IS SO FUCKING BASED

this is BASED

Meme wrestling as fuck

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Fuck, This is stiffer than the Nakamura match from Last year's G1

>>859414
Why does he hate him so much?

JEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS

this is so great

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>those thuds from the headbutts

P K!!!!

Thank god that's over
Is AJ Styles next?

that was pretty great

>>859428
he forgave him, but because Shibata wasn't loyal to NJPW and left

>>859435
Fuck off

BAS
ED
SHIBATA

>shibata is 36

he looks 25

>all these references to Yoshitatsu's injury

>>859435
Ah yes.

Phew.

Who /gaycommunity/ here?

lel how old is this swagsuke guy? dude looks in his 50s

Shibata vs Ishii
MOTY candidate. These last three matches are going to be mind blowing

My body is ready for Shinsuke vs. AJ.

>>859445
here famalam

hope wooostreamer doesn't do some bullshit to the stream

SETH ROLLINS WHITE PANTS

>why do you think so

holy fuck fuck you kevin such a fucking faggot

After this one it's just Okada/Tana?

kevin kelly is fucking retarded

>>859457
That's correct.

>no special entrance
fuck this

>this shitty fcking entrenace

WTF SWAGSUKE????

WE SWAGSUKE NOW

SWAG SWAG SWAG

look at this mincing poof

SWAG
W
A
G

>>859464
Married with children

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Oh shit get hyped

>>859460
>>859461
Nakameme confirmed losing

shit match so far

>>859468
kek

>AJ Styrusu chants

lmao these jap fans marking the fuck out for AJ

>Yoshi salty as fuck

AJ BTFO

yoshi needs to get the fuck over it

he's the one who fucked up

SWAG AS FUCK

>this one bitch shouting at ringside

rusemaster

>SHUT UP

i fucking love both of these guys this is going to be great

God damn it stop selling your back. I'm legitimately worried

BOMA YE

this is litearlly boring as shit

>that late kick out

that was a 3

>>859487
0

>>859487
18+

take notes Yoshi

kek sloppy shit

OUTTA NOWHERE

BASED SWAG

* * * * *

3.5 star match

great fucking match

damn

alright, that was at least 4 stars

4.5 stars

Great match

Why doesn't AJ have all his crew for this shit?

>>859502
Because this is not a match you have interference nonsense in, this is the co-main event and it's one on one.

Can't wait to see swagamura live in October

this WK is fuckin shit lmao

Time for Okada tears

WHO /MOTHERFUCKINGRAINMAKER/ HERE

>>859502
>meme interference in a match that actually matters
This isn't WWE.

Dat BOMA-YE

MAH DICK

https://twitter.com/SenorLARIATO/status/683970625015263232

>>859507
yet still better than everything since the G1 climax 2015

>>859517
>>859517
>>859517
>>859517
>>859517

new one

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>>859132
You think AJ ever thinks about the fact that her husband had Lita's throat around his cock?

>>859103
There is a samefag who (uses to?) post in these generals. I miss him...