outlaw puro wresringo edition
>there are ameribugers watching this right now
>they will claim to have jobs tomorrow
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Give the A+ player a warm welcome when he comes back.
You cannot be this stupid. It's not even remotely the same thing.
This is /wwe/, as in the general thread for WWE. People talk shit about the Indies being posted here because its an issue of RELEVANCE. There's no reason now that they can't just have their own general.
So it would be more like someone on /mu/ posting about rap music in /metal/ and then pissing and moaning when they get told to sod off.
You know it's only called wwe as shorthand for wrestling, right?
Never mind that acting like it's a big deal to see non-WWE posts existing is so incredible petty and tiny that it's hilarious.
I don't understand outlels.
>The wrestling is objectively bad in 90% of cases and the decent ones look amazing in comparison
>Nobody sells at all and those superkuck faggots are the worst example of this
>Finisher spam in 99% of matches
>Poor to 0 production quality
>The 'stars' are either rejects or memes like Greedo and Colt
>Gooks like Nakamura are praised as god yet he is literally the ugliest man I have ever seen on a wrestling show and is sub-average in ring
Why do you like that shit? Your biggest stars are at best comedy jobbers or rejects. The only acceptable outlel wrestlers are Angle, AJ and EC3. The rest are just bad and with the exception of Jeff are not draws.
Fuck off newfag.
Instead of whining that we dont accept your faggot shit, make your own general.
Any logical person would just do that and fuck off.
But you know that you cant get people talking about indie garbage unless you shitpost about it in a wwe thread.
Wait, it is?
Honestly didn't know that. The OP's would almost always be WWE related and it was 90% of what was talked about. So I assumed it was just for the E.
Well in that case, the whining over indie posting is kind of autistic.
But I like posting it. Don't expect me to stop anytime soon.
>BMJ stepping out of the spotlight
>Ramen is doomed to fail
>Creative either refuses to build people up or has no idea how to without blatant force feeding
How much longer before this company dies?
> outraw power rangers
Fuck off back to wew nerd
>While the arrest angles are quite similar, there is one major difference. WWE released a mug shot of Vince (through social media, and it was shown during Raw), but not of Stephanie. Kevin Eck, who was on WWE's creative team at the time, explains in his latest column why there was no mug shot of her.
>While tossing around ideas for the angle in a creative meeting, Eck suggested that a mug shot-style photo be taken of Stephanie and shown on television. Triple H, however, hated the idea.
>Eck wrote, "Vince loved it. In fact, I think I may have gotten one of his "that's good thinking" figurative pats on the back. However, when the creative team ran the angle by Triple H, he didn't care for any of it, and he especially hated the mug shot idea."
>"His reasoning was that the faux mug shot of his wife would exist forever in cyberspace, and therefore if someone did a Google search on Stephanie and the photo popped up, people might think she had actually been arrested, which could be detrimental to her career as WWE's Chief Brand Officer."
This babby will be running the company one day,
He was being overprotective and foolish. There is not a person left on earth who believes anything to do with WWE is real. Anyone who knows who Stephanie McMahon is knows that she has not been arrested for real. Nobody ever talks about Vince's actual arrest and actual trial in the 90s. His name has not been damaged. I'm sure Steph would have been fine.
>what are you, if you are not a smark?
What I define a smark to be:
1. Someone who listens to wrestling podcasts unironically (any podcast that isn't Austin's and even that one got old)
2. Pays close attention to the neckbeards who review RAW on youtube for hours where they just rant about how much the show sucks but will keep watching every week for viewers.
3. The idiots who chant botchamania most frequently at NXT shows,
4. The people who just *love* to complain about Roman Reigns and John Cena at any given time even when it's not relevant.
5. People who nuthug outlaw wrestling like it's the best thing ever when it has always existed and never really taken off worldwide.
>"OMGSH THEY'RE REALLY HITTING EACH OTHER! THIS IS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAP"
I am neither of these things.
>it's an extremely broad term
Knowing it's fake doesn't make someone a smark. Someone who follows wrestling podcasts, reads dirtsheets and is concerned about wrestler's booking is a smark.
Someone who calls it fake can't even be defined as a mark.
>Knowing it's fake doesn't make someone a smark. Someone who follows wrestling podcasts, reads dirtsheets and is concerned about wrestler's booking is a smark.
No, it doesn't. That's just the bullshit idea you made up to pretend everyone else is a nerd and you aren't.
You want to pretend they're all geeks, unlike you, so you attach a load of irrelevant bullshit to a simple term.
You're a mark, a smart, or a smark. There's no "extra fourth special term for special boys" here.
You are certainly not a smart, and given you are aware it's staged you're not a mark, so that leaves you only one choice.
Daily WWE is entry level shit and you are a filthy pleb for liking it.
>Smarks have a problem with Reigns vs. Lesnar II
>Have no problem when their outlaw karate has the same main event as last year
Just now watching
>opening tag match was dope.
>booking for the brisco match should have been better, jap bo Dallas was eh.
>Kenny omega carried his match. Should have won, but it was a nice underdog victory
>I'm not a wrestling fan, I'm a sports entertainment fan
>I discuss outlaw wrestling in the wwe general because I know no one other than me and 3 of my reddit online buddies like it.
Nakamura and styles played it safe, they're banking on the fact that they're probably gunna fight each other a couple more times down the line
Pretty sure that's the last time tanahashi fights okada
>/wwe/ is shorthand for wrestling as a whole
>waaahhh stop posting something other than the top company
Wew lad, you really need keep your autism under control. Not everyone is into man drama. And WWE can't even get the man drama part right.
>Glad you agree. We'll have no more debate on the matter.
>he is mocking you
Was that what it was supposed to be? Seems like a petulant little child whining no one wants to talk about "Okada" with him. It's okay, the two of you still have each other.
>Yeah imagine doing something like spamming pictures of hats when something you don't like is posted. That sure would be silly.
That'll never happen
>Roman will win
>Trips will shit on his celebration
>Roman v trips at the rumble
>Roman is being beat up by Vince and the league if jobbers
>rock comes out for the rescue
>Leading up to trips v rock at wm
>mfw a nigga is actually this mad over wrestling on 4chan
>unable to tell a story that keeps the fans' interest
>severely limit the movesets of their wrestlers
>only allow one guy at the top and deliberately stifle anyone else who gets popular
>tries way too hard and fails to be pop culture
And yet they have legions of cucks, ready to whiteknight their product at a moments notice. All because
>b-but it was great 10 years ago
You haven't been here in months, yet you come here to sperg out because someone disagreed with you?
Please just go back to your hugbox on /wew/ or reddit or wherever it is that you came from.
Asking a dumb af question only a mad nigga would ask.
>Being this bootyblasted over memes
pic related is you right now
Is there a torrent to the jap wrestling shit out yet ?
Fanboys get triggered so easily its unbelievable.
It's literally as simple as: Oh look, an independent wrestler, your day is ruined.
Then like clockwork, out come the neckbeards with their fedoras and outraw wrestringu.
I love places like this where people are too autistic to ignore something they don't like.
>tanahashi will never job to cena
>nakamura will never beat Roman stiff as fuck
>bucks will never win the wwe tag belts
>styles and Seth will never put on a ***** match
>bullet club/new day feud will never happen
>bray will never feud with and then add the briscos to the family
>Weaboo talking down to anyone
You're right, only on 4chan.com would this be possible.
>j-j-just ignore it
>They know to talk about Japanese wrestling in the popular /wwe/ general cause if they made a separate thread for it, it'd get 4 replies and 2 of those would be them samefagging