How do I impress people more? I'm attractive, a security guard, and I own guns all this combined should make me really cool. What else could I do?
if this is real, and not obvious bait-
Stop worrying about impressing anyone. You can always tell, and it's always desperate and embarrassing. Even moreso when you're not anything impressive. Unless you're like 16, none of those things are impressive.
Drop the ego, embrace your inner Chris Farley, and you'd be kinda adorable. Spoken like a sucker for chubby dudes...
Nigga I own seven guns and I'm voting for trump because it pisses nerds like you off.
>mfw post ironically walking past muslims in my make america great hat
of all things, THAT'S what's unacceptable to you???
He didn't even pluck them, they're just LIKE that. Pick one of the actual crimes against humanity he knowingly committed with effort.
assuming this isn't bait...
the only people who have ever impressed me were people who actually put in the time to learn something, be good at something, or overcome their flaws or setbacks in life. looks are not impressive. money and possessions are not impressive. power isn't really even all that impressive. the only people who impress me are people who are so busy living their life to the fullest, and being the best people they can, that they do not even think about impressing anybody.
That is his crime, for not plucking his otherwise interestingly shaped forehead sweat guards.
He doesn't even get to call himself pretty until he does it routinely.
I mean, yeah, he's fat, but also just lazy and a baka.
>throwing away your vote
>in a two party system
>with an electoral college
I live in Arizona, Trump will win here anyway and his tax plan is simply better than Sanders if you ever plan on being upper middle class without being fucking robbed so laquisha can feed her mistakes because she isn't making enough money working part time at the 7/11.
>he thinks I actually care who wins
I think Trump would at the very least be more entertaining. I miss George Bush's put of control speeches and demeanor. Obama is boring as fuck. Hilary is a joke and Bernie looks like he's a step away from death.
he's got no political or diplomatic experience or skill, he's a lousy businessman in truth, a vulture scavenging off dying companies - clever, but not anyone with the skills to actually run a company. Plus he's a self-obsessed, mentally ill, spoiled rich boy vanity candidate.
Say what you will about Palin but at least she was competent enough to start running a scam on the republican base. Trump's just in it for the attention and the self-glory.
I'd rather have someone who isn't a politician. They're more sociopathic than hard salespeople. There are ten billion arguements against you. Everybody has bad years in business, but not everybody accrues that much. Exactly what do you think a good businessman is?
everyone digs it ^ trust me