Ground Pound Edition
Know any games being developed? Have a game yourself? This is the general for you.
Western Games in Development:
Western RPG Maker Games
Hard to say. Initially I said early February as he had made posts stating X and Y were "complete", but now it appears he somehow hasn't done a single shred of QA and needs to have his friends go over it while he implements an image gallery and achievements (Something that would take a normal person less than a day to finish, but Akajew will stretch out over weeks.)
I can fucking bet that after all this time the game will be almost the same as the original release, IT WILL HAVE a "sorry i couldn't finish this part of the game lol XD" scene and use mostly chibi sprite gifs instead of actual CG
also Akabur said that he will retire after finishing Gold Edition so it makes sense that he is trying to make the most money posibly from patreon
Yeah, I'm 100% it was on one of his youtube videos, don't remember which one tho, sorry
He always said that he was tired of making the games, that he hates people asking him everywhere when they will be gone and sick after the backlash over Witch Trainer.
also I'm guessing he wants to start a normal life with a lot of money and get a girl or something, and saying "I make porn of kids cartoons" as a job don't get to many chicks
>make like $120k a year
Nigga, I know a guy who imported a bride with less. He just needs to rent an "office" and fuck off there for 2 hours a day to """work""". Bam, top-tier wife and pretense of having a normal career.
Why do americans think the purchasing power of a single unit of foreign currency is equivalent to that of a dollar? I was just reading a thread full of people who were convinced a canadian dev studio is filthy rich because "they get more money when they convert to canadian dollars.
Canadian has a high cost of living
and canadian money is worth less then monopoly so switching it to the canadian would be a waste since they have to use USD for most online purchases
But that's not the case with the ruble because they don't fucking border on the USA
Do you even know what the foreign exchange market is, you fucking child
>3 years already?
No. He moved to patreon two years ago (feb '14) from HU.
And he wasn't making 10k day one. By may of '14 he was only making 1.3k per month and that was before patreon autoscrubbed the deposits. After he released HT, his subs shot up to 7k per month in Nov 14.
After that it bubbled up to 10k and has stayed around that number. It was higher a few times, but again that was before "deposit first" was implemented so he had to delete bad charges himself.
As such, at most he made "10k per month" for a year. And he's said all along his dream was to go to Vanarts so that 120k (minus what he's spent) would be going towards tuition and living expenses.
To pick yourself up, move to a different country, and put yourself through school for years all on your own dime, $120k barely seems like enough to me. But to the haters he has, he's just a greedy shit sitting on 6 million dollars doing nothing for it.
I hope he does go and he doesn't chicken out. He's always wanted to be a professionally trained artist like the old Disney masters and he's "been obsessed" with VanArts for years. I hope he doesn't settle for pornbux and instead takes the professional route.
And you would think all his haters would want that too. He moves on to doing what he's always dreamed of and all these wannabes can fill the void he leaves behind. How can that be anything other than win-win?
Anyone finished Sister's Secret yet? The older sister has asked me to find the camcorder, and I'm pretty sure its in the butler's bureau, but I don't know the combination for the pillars. Any clues?
Nvm, worked out it is ABBA. Where do I find a tool to straighten the hairpin?
>And can you people keep that slave trainer bullshit in the other thread?
No bully, please.
Allright ! Since everything counts,what's /aco/'s opinion on MGG ?
I love Free Cities, but at this point I treat it more as a game than porn, although I do find a lot of it fapworthy.
Maximizing profits, popularity, and managing slaves is surprisingly addictive.
I was curious so I tried math
Vanarts is at most 37k CAD tuition (36 for game design which is what I assume he would go for), they only have 1 year programs.
Living expenses would be about 4-5k a month (rent, food etc)
Totals about 97k CAD, not to mention the copious amounts of free money you can get as a student in Canada + he's getting paid in USD
I don't know how much it costs to actually move countries but I doubt it's more than 20k
If he's only going for 1 program then 120k sounds doable to me especially if he does it while the Canadian dollar is basically monopoly money unless I forgot something and his monthly patreon bj won't suddenly disappear, but it might as well if he works this slowly WITHOUT school distracting him
Although now that I think about it if he really is trying to go to Vanarts maybe his slow ass is spending his time building a portfolio that doesn't include cherished Disney characters getting reamed in the ass
All you asshats saying what he does is "minimal" effort needs to pick up a pencil, draw something and cry from your lack of talent stick figures, His art will not land him a job at a comic studio or doing color book art for Disney, but he has enough skill and experience to do more than the average person. Art is a prowess not many really have or continue to develop. If people fill they get what they want from his art, then he's more accomplished then most.
>play corrupting the priestess
>is literally materialistic American wank b8 combined with dehumanization
>not even something hot like slavery, just dehumanization
>commits the grievous sin of assuming a god would promote social Darwinism, or that such a god has any reason to be worshipped
>promotes social Darwinism
>game mechanics are boring grinding
>not even sexy
>most grievous sin: not even sexy
Why does this exist? It isn't healthy for the mind or the libedo.
The main issue with Free Cities as porn is that the actual sex scenes are so sparsely written and repeat so often that it's hard to get a good fap session out of them alone. To have a good time with the game you have to either have a domination fetish or a paraphelic obsession with customization. I personally fall into the latter category; every time a new update drops I play until I have a harem of eight or so slaves with each possible detail fine-tuned and unique, and then I lose interest. I'm not sure why and I'm not even inclined to stop.
Speaking of which: if anybody knows of a porn game that lets you customize the appearance of a large number of female characters besides Free Cities, CoNT, and Illusion's games, please let me know.
> Taking metaphysical bantz from a porn game seriously (hint - the whole thing could turn upside down and game-good becomes game-bad in an instant, also it's all to further wanking, so this is more likely than not)
> Taking bantz from a game/story seriously
Kek, now I want to play this game since the bantz were good enough to make you care.
From Xaljo patreon:
>After the poll we've decided that this time we'll have the module with ONLY the combat system (or rather its draft version). We were planning to have several events in the forest, including a pretty funny one... and hm... one for adults, so to say, together with this module. But because most of you want to see the interesting stuff in the complete version of the demo, we decided to go with that.
>A little bit about the combat system in LS. First we wanted to not have it at all. But Gaston is a hunter. So it's only logical that he encounters other creatures besides harmless rabbits and beautiful fairies. In addition, this should make the gameplay more interesting, but we aren't going to make the combat the essential part of LS, as we think that it shouldn't be emphasized as much as it is in Iris Quest. So we decided that the mechanics in LS should be more quick and simple (no BDSM bears, beasts or wolves that you need to fight for ten minutes ;)).
Thing is, it is in the general vicinity of my fetishes, so I can freely criticize it. I say it's dehumanization because that's pretty much what it is. It's not even fun stuff like pavolovian conditioning, mind control, or mind break: just destruction of the personality, which is fucking sickening.
The only reason I cared about the bantz was what I listed above, plus I am somewhat sensitive to this stuff. It really isn't that good.
I fucking know anon.
If someone just started making Injustice again under a new name do you think they could steal all of SS7s patreons?
>Thing is, it is not my fetish and this angers me greatly. Why aren't they pandering exclusively to me?
Shit nigger, there's even a sadpanda tag for this, female:"moral degeneration"
Turns out some people have different fetishes than you. Who knew?
Friendly reminder that my fetishes > your fetishes
Anyone got the new backer version of that Ayame's Adventure? The last one broke on the first sex scene and the idiots have been promising a public build will be out in a day or two since early January. At this point my interest is just to see WTF takes so fucking long.
They eventually informed people who kept asking where it is that they delayed it to add another scene for the public demo. Now its February and 3 days ago they say.
"but I'm positive the demo will still become public sometime today/tomorrow, fingers crossed
All I suggest is keep taking a look back at the thread once or twice a day from now on".
The backers it seems are getting these updates so wtf is the problem? As far as I understand this is the first and only public demo the game will get. It makes sense to make sure its really solid before releasing but if you aren't happy with it ffs stop promising its coming out before its done. Delaying it just makes you look incompetent and doesn't inspire a lot of confidence in their ability to deliver the game. One would think they'd want to get a demo out as soon as possible so more people pledge to give them patreon bucks.
Alright nigs, listen up. I found Project QB from Lupucd, and this shit gets my rocks off like you have NO IDEA. Only problem is I can't seem to open this fucker up with the thing it says it needs to run with, RPG Maker VX Ace. Need help man, I need my fix man.
Male protagonists are preferable because the protagonist is (obviously) the one static character that's in every scene. If the protagonist is female and the player isn't into lesbian stuff, you're pretty much only going to be beating off to that one character the entire game. With a male protagonist, you usually get a lot more variety.
True, but most people would rather have variety than not. Especially if it's a longer game. There's only so many sexual positions to go through to keep things interesting with the same girl.
Anon, stop being dishonest. Just admit that you can't get off to porn unless you self-insert as the main character. That's the one and only reason why you would object to a female main character.
I wasn't aware self-insertion was up for debate. As opposed to what, being cuckolded in your own sexual fantasy? You seriously masturbate to the thought of a girl being explicitly fucked by someone else?
You seem relatively rational. Don't defend this bullshit argument. If you can only imagine a small handful of sexual positions as the entire scope of variety of content possible with one girl, there's something wrong.
I could spend an awful lot of time fucking Kate Upton in a whole host of different scenarios without getting bored.
Wait, what? I'm going to need you to elaborate on this.
You play porn games with the masturbatory thought of "Wow I'm so fucking cool look at me fucking all these chicks god I'm awesome"
I masturbate to the porn itself. I don't self-insert whatsoever. How is cuckoldry even related to this? Do you think that literally all porn is cuckoldry?
Studies on this shows everyone self inserts. If anyone says they don't they're delusional or trolling. Just figured I'd let people know so they can ignore the one retard that's going to claim otherwise.
Same type of person that likes ntr because that pretend to self insert into the fat disgusting guy. When in reality they're not and just telling everyone that they are to feel better about themselves.
I don't even give a fuck about special snowflake status. I have what has recently been named aphantasia, so I can't form any mental images whatsoever. It's why I'm a programmer and not an artist. I am quite literally incapable of self-inserting, but I'm not the only one who is fine with female protagonists, so evidently this stance is caused by something other than a defective visual cortex.
Why don't you exhibit any sort of intelligence whatsoever instead of just saying "lol stupid cuck just thinks that he's a special snowflake"
I didn't mention what my brain damage until you brought up something that is objectively wrong.
But why? For what purpose would he obsessively shitpost at every opportunity?
That doesn't even make sense. Do veterans also have "special snowflake syndrome" because their legs were blown off?
Autists, man. He obviously feels some sense of ownership over this community, and wants to make sure that any content creators that show up are bullied into making only content that he is interested in.
Either that, or he's just an extremely dedicated troll.
If it's the former, he is a special kind of retard that shouldn't have the right to reproduce.
If it's the latter, I'm kind of impressed. That's a level of dedication that most people don't have.
It's amusing because both sides are incredibly narcissistic and think that the other side exists only to troll them.
Which, of course, leads to both sides refusing to use any sort of logic in the argument and instead just flinging shit for hours on end.
>We're proud to present the first public demo for Malise and the Machine!
You can download the demo at the following address: https://mega.nz/#!rMdwxJQL!NZ-y2zFyHBCaQKsw3G7puVUsShpbau513dsZI4eTrUA
I turned the music almost all the way down, it's way too loud by default.
Game seems grindy (or I'm playing wrong) and the fact it's 'real time' turn based is kind of a pain, since I can't actually spend my time watching what's happening to the characters because I'm focusing on attacking/picking moves. Sure the pause works but it's still a pain.
No talent is required to draw like Akabur. Sure, he's better than the 'average person', but that's not saying much. Anyone who practices drawing for 2 hours a day could be as good as Akabur in a few months.
Yeah, no. If anyone could do it they would be much more common. Some people have the talent to become a decent artist, but most don't, and there's nothing to be gained by pretending otherwise.
If you really thought it took a "few months" to get good then why are people paying him to do it when they could do it themselves?
I mean by that logic, after a few months of cooking I should have my own 4-star Restaurant.
Art is a life time skill, something you commit to doing and work on for life, not something you happen to do when you feel like it. All of you are just butt hurt because he had commitment to see it though and make something instead of saying they will.
How isn't it?
Each character (both you and the enemies) has a countdown to their next turn, if you don't immediately choose your action the enemy can take 1-2 turns while you're busy picking what to do for one turn.
Sure it works as a "well I guess I'm gonna save, then go into a battle and purposefully lose while I jack off" because it keeps ticking with no input from you, but if you're trying to jack off and play it is (in my experience) just too difficult to do comfortably.
If you go to to the option and select "battle time mode" you can change if the turns run simultaneous or not. I believe you can have real time, wait while an animation is running, wait while user inputs command or both
Well, I wish I'd realised this when I played through earlier, having just gone through and played a quick battle turning that to "wait for input, wait for action" makes the experience a lot better.
Having it all run at the same time was just a mess for me.
Sounds like ATB or CTB. As i've not played it i can't tell you which battle final fantasy battle system it ripped off. Also, turn based and real time are opposites. If something is real time it isn't turn based by definition.
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>These were hard days, but that was worth it. And today you can finally play our IQ minigame. This is a demo version, and most of the content was saved for Iris Quest 1.0 release. But even now you can get an idea of the rules, make an opinion of the game and even look at Shante in many possible ways even now! A great Valentine gift i think! ^_^
>This minigame will play an important role in Iris Quest, so your comments are very important for us. And don't forget to check the Help section before starting the game. That is, if you miss the small unremarkable arrow next to the menu. ;)
Thanks. I was trying to haxor it for a while. Patreon got better at protecting their links I think.
You don't have the attachment ID from the download on Patreon do you? I want to check if they're actually stopping pay wall links. It should be the "&i=" in the link
now to play it!
I got the idea. You need to score "5" in the dices, getting a "5" on one dice or getting two numbers together result as five (1+4, 2+3, etc). If you get two 5s you win 2 out points, only 1 if you get only one 5 (in a single or with both dices).
You can use cards you have to protect your card, to get a +1 or -1 on the number of the dice (for example having a 4 in a dice, using a +1 card on yoursef, you turn the 4 on a 5) on yourself or on the oponent.
That's the basic idea of the minigame.
mmmmm i live for games based on shitty luck and are extremely slow so if you get back luck you have to start again and take 10 minutes to go through shitty gameplay to get to where you where
attn: combined 5, as in 4+1 also count
and here's the good part for lazy ones
Anyone have link for Sarah's Life v0.1? https://www.patreon.com/Impure?ty=h
You need to roll a five on one of your dice or both dice need to add up to five. (you can also get two fives in one round which is the best roll)
You roll five fives and you win the game.
You get cards that can modify your roll. Use them to get your dice to a five or ruin the other player's roll.
Win two games and you get her to fully strip.
Probably in like a week. I checked the blog but he just said that he is getting rid of the final bugs. Plus two asshats filling up the comments arguing about how his next game will have the daughter as the main character, apparently having a female main is something to have a several hour long argument about
>apparently having a female main is something to have a several hour long argument about
Oh you have no idea. Though with games like Overwhored I barley play them for the porn, since it actually has a good story
He wants it to be done forever, no come backs or anything. He wants this to be the super final version so he can move on. The guy has been working on this game for years, I can understand why he wants it all to be over with
CoC is decent and has some good content from before Savin started writing snd before it went full futa
TiTS is shit and half the content is written by savin
>tfw you started playing coc when you were 13 / 14
>tfw your childhood being raped
>leave out the second area that was in the patreon demo
>keep the graphics for them in
Yeah, fenoxo's games are really only worth playing if you are willing to pick and choose only the scenes you want to see.
Which is kind of disappointing since they are one of the few games with a decent amount of f/f stuff.
Same as any other game, really.
Set clear goals for yourself, a design document that is readable by your potential fans/funders.
Stick to your goals.
Release weekly updates.
Release monthly playable builds.
Don't be a cunt.
Don't feature creep until the base game, the one you set out to build in your design document, is finished.
If you can't do art, hire an artist.
If your code blows, hire a coder.
If your writing sucks, hire a writer.
If you can't do any of that, don't make a game.
Oh, and specific to adult games:
Be clear about the fetishes you're targeting.
1. RPG Maker
2. Torrented studio/poser software with free or pirated models
3. A Pateron page
4. Some friends to shill forums/imageboards for marketing
Optional: Market the game to a fetish fanbase that will throw big bucks at it (futa, furry, incest etc.)
1. Joining as many social networks as possible to shill your game
2. Open development. Post progress about your game as often as you can
3. Hire actual artists
4. Naked people
5. Content. Lots and lots of content
6. Entertainment value. No one should get bored playing your game
7. Not forgetting that the naked people should be the most important part of your game
8. Always be willing to go furry, because they tend to actually pay for things.
And for most important of all, read the first letter of each line.
There's no reason why those are the only types of adult games other than a lack of willing talent. You could make any game you wanted, add tits and ass, and BOOM! Adult game. Quake 3 + sex = Adult Quake 3. Deus Ex + sex = Deu Sex. FF6 but with tits. Just Cause with a brothel management sim element where you bring down an oppressive regime using weaponized hookers, slutty spies, and the ability to call in air strikes on military bases while surfing on a rocket with a guard taped to the front while goddamn Little Richard plays in the background.
The only limit is your imagination, anon. You've just gotta dream bigger.
VNs, all the RPGMaker crap
>There's no reason why those are the only types of adult games other than a lack of willing talent.
Right, they are the easiest types of games to make. For someone asking how to design a game, they want to start with easy types as it gives a small chance that they might actually finish it.
Oh, and Noxian Nights is also out! Here, take this.
not sure if it's renpy update or someone went full retard with custom 'protection' but it's just another round of XOR obfuscation
here's the extracted game assets:
I'm a programmer and >>382814 is false. I cannot draw in any form whatsoever. I took three art classes back in Uni and failed all three of them without ever improving even a little bit.
It's pretty easy for Michael Phelps to say that anyone can swim as well as him, but only people with talent make the claim that talent doesn't exist.
1. Have the intelligence not to ask random people online how to make a game.
2.Average game makers know how to make games
3.No one is going to help you
4.Go read the first line and do that to yourself
1. Making a game is hard.
2. You don't know how to make a game any better than he does.
3. Be a decent human being.
4. Act like an adult.
5. Learn to treat people with respect.
6. Leave the sarcastic attacks alone.
7. Spend some time gargling them after you read the first letter of each line.
Idea for a game. You pick of girls and sleep with them. Picking them up is kinda like an rpg, have the right items and say the right things. The sex part is mashing to do sex moves, some girls like different moves and they have moves too. Pick them up and show them a good time to get points and upgrade.
Turn that into a game.
Like anything, you get better at it with practice. Your friends are unlikely to be honest about the quality of the work, but the internet is more honest, at least in most places - there are some hugbox places that will try to be encouraging no matter how bad your work is.
I never got the point of having games that are like 90% not sexy, but with random boobs or whatever. I mean, if I'm playing a sex game, I want it to be about sex, not about like a war campaign or something. If I want to play a game about a war campaign, then maybe it could have some sex in there, but the sex doesn't really add much to it, and only really serves to drive away people who aren't into that.
I assume you're also one of the people that hates Free Cities, then? Because that game is a legitimate simulator game. I've played it purely for the simulation, but I've also fapped to it. I don't see why porn must be mutually exclusive with good mechanics.
I haven't really bothered with it because I heard the sex stuff was not good. I don't know, people can make the game they want to make, but I think that what game mechanics a sex game has should support the sex mechanics, it should be "sexy gameplay," not just gameplay that could be in any PG game if it didn't unlock sex scenes later.
Too many distinct mechanics just tend to push people away because each time they have to do something that is not interesting to them, it is a negative experience.
>I haven't really bothered with it because I heard the sex stuff was not good.
Well that's just false. FC is nothing but sex. And occasionally calculating the dividends from your corporation, but mostly sex.
I always found it strange how people here would freak out about Free Cities until I saw this post >>378426
You may think that you have a rivalry with /d/, but /d/ really doesn't care about you. There's no need to instinctively start shitting on everything the instant something even tangentially related to /d/ shows up.
I really don't understand why you're so narcissistic. FC Dev doesn't even post on /d/ except when he's posting an update, and /d/ has contributed massively to his game.
Really? Because all I've ever seen is you saying "B-but the sex is bad!" and being unable to go any further because it's not a real criticism.
Wonderful arguments, anons. You haven't proven your point yet, but you have proven that you have a single-digit IQ.
It's not without its flaws, but it's still better than the absolute lack of anything whatsoever that this thread is responsible for. /stg/ is a cesspit, but even they have made something, though it took them years. What have you done?
I liked that sim brothel back in the day, and Akabur's games. I like that new Rogue-Like one. The point is that they are a balance between "slighty sexy" stuff, and then a reward of "very sexy" stuff, rather than being two conflicting systems of "not sexy stuff" that eventually leads to "sexy stuff."
If somebody is interested, Teen Tales is out. It's been so long since the last time we talked about it here that I had completely forgotten about it, but here you go:
Locale has been Japanese to run games for quite a while now and never got an error with other games requiring that.
Still getting error for a missing file on those two.
Don't really think anyone can help there, I'll just need to figure out what's wrong.
Just reloaded the whole thing to a different HDD. Still getting the same error message:
Unable to find file:
It starts up, but crashes when I try to start the game.
Double checked that System Locale is actually Japanese. Wondering if I should even bother trying to work this out.
Even if they weren't, it's not like there is a ton of translated RPG porn games to play, so I usually take what I can get, as long as art isn't horrible or content an actual turn-off for me.
So I guess I'll try to work this out, maybe have a look at the project data myself, loading stuff into my RPGMaker.
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agree!! I dont get it, why you would release such a thing as supermom... no story, no art, no thrill...
teen tales got some nice graphics and a story at least