>german >speaking japanese WTF?

>>136291883
Just wait and hope a German dub comes out then.

I know I would like that.

>>136291883
Just roll with it.

>>136291883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubkKqFY_kkk

>>136291883
>WTF?
Fuck off.

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>japanese seiyuu
>speaking germany

>>136291883
>WTF?
Kill yourself.

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>japanese seiyuu
>speaking engrish

>>136291883
Is it really too much to hope for an official german dub?

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>german
>speaking english
>also scientology

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>aliens
>speaking japanese

Why is Katia such moeshit compared to the other characters? Really takes me out of it. It's like she belongs in another show.

>other Germany
Wait, is this an anime about Germany before the wall fell? Sounds interesting.

>>136294603
>implying the Japanese aren't aliens to us

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>russian negro
>speaking japanese (and making sushi)

I'm waiting for a German dub, by then I can hopefully read moon well enough to have it fan-subbed in Japanese.
Coincidentally, did the last Godzilla movie come out in Japanese? It feels wrong watching it in English.

>>136294984
has japan gone to far?

>>136291883
>german
>speaking japanese
>bows
>utilizes japanese shit like "one-san"

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>日本の怪獣
>アメリカのような脂肪

>>136291883
>Post War Germans
>Not speaking Russian or English.

>>136291883
>>>/r/eddit

the "other" Germany?

>>136295449
You don't like history I guess?

>>136295449
You know. Western Germany.

>>136294719
No idea. You'd think after a decade of war against baters children would have learned not to be such fucking naive morons. And worst of all she has actually passed the pilot course somehow with that attitude.

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I was confused why is this not based in Nazi Germany, but in German Democratic Germany. It would fit more nicely.

Also that MI-8 looks bloody ridiculous next to those mechs. At least put a thruster on it or something.

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>>136291883

>>136291883
The target audience is elevens, do you really expect the whole anime to use German? If it were only sporadic use of a foreign language, I'd understand.

>>136295975
They'd have to fly in an entire German cast as well, since Japanese can't pronounce German for shit.
The whole idea is silly beyond comparison.

>>136296106
>an entire anime in terribly mispronounced German
I am horrified, but also curious.

>>136297099
Just listen to the Inferno Cop ED to get an idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUxp4N5YxIE

>>136297099
You'd get 3 sets of subtitles.
1 set hardsubs Japanese
1 set German
1 set whatever language you are speaking

I feel like the makers got some things on the Stasi wrong, but I'm not deep enough into the topic to point out where exactly.

Even title is complete nonsense in german.
we should be happy that they dont speak "german".

>>136297297
>title is complete nonsense in german
Nope. It clearly refers to coupons which can be interchanged for any kind of black goods.

>>136297297
Simply remember "Heldensagen vom Kosmosinsel".

I mean, it's close, and there possibly even was a lot of effort behind it, but it's still so wrong it would make any German cringe on spot.

>>136292194
>dies irae
>that actually decent german syncro
I'm sold

>>136297351

nice troll, but I'm german and this word doesnt exist, neither would it make sense in a grammatical way.

It would be "schwarzmarken" oder "schwarze marken", if anything.

>>136295507
>>136295526
I was hoping for some fantasy setting with a naziland still going strong

>>136297422
I'm German too and Marken für Schwarzes can be connected as Schwarzesmarken. But feel free to be wrong.

>>136297422
>It would be "schwarzmarken" oder "schwarze marken", if anything.
Those would be nonsense and black coupons each. This anon >>136297448 actually speaks the language.

>>136292194
>Lasst das. Sonst werden wir auch alle getötet.
I almost burst out laughing.

>>136297490
>each
I mean respectively. Seems I can't into English.

>>136297448
You mean it's a case of the connectivity-s?
Like in Bremspedal?

That said, I have never seen an "e" being put in front of that.

>>136297525
Wait, thinking about it, Bremspedal is probably not a case of that.
"Referatsleiter" is probably a better example.

>>136291883
>schwarzesmarken
>Übel Blatt
>Doitsu

they sure like to use google translator, fukin butchering other languages since 1853

>>136297525
>I have never seen an "e" being put in front of that.
I am not sure what you are trying to say.

>>136297448

feel free to show me a real logical example for this.

alone the word "Schwarzes" doenst exist. except maybe for a black dress. lol

black goods are schwarzwaren or schwarze waren.

get your language right, Ali.

>>136297603
>1853

Commander Perry?

>>136297593
Precisely. Though it wouldn't be the case for Schwarzesmarken, as the "s" is already present from "Schwarzes". Then again, this is just an unlikely explanation and the title probably means nothing.

>>136297632
10 points for whatever the house you are in

>>136297624
>alone the word "Schwarzes" doenst exist.
You are so fucking wrong.
>Was siehst du?
>Ich weiß nicht. Irgendetwas schwarzes.

You can't speak either English OR German.

>>136297624
>alone the word "Schwarzes"
Yes it does. It's just using the adjective schwarz as a noun.

They're all canonologically speaking German to each other, because they know better than to even attempt having the VAs speak actual German.

>>136295789
>I was confused why is this not based in Nazi Germany
The BETA thing was after the Holocaust

>>136294155

One of the advantages of the eva dub is that Tiffany Grant speaks German, so when Asuka fights she's spewing profanities in German.

>>136297677

schwarzes is an adjective not a noun. in your example it refers to "das schwarze Etwas".

my german teacher would cringe if he read your shit.

maybe you should take some german lessons again.

>>136297794
>my german teacher
>learning German right now
>already trying to correct actual Germans
You are leaning out of the window so far I'm not sure you are still holding on to the windowsill.

why is the title of this so shit?

No german would ever come up with this shit.

>>136297878

sorry, bra. I'm 100% german. No someone with migration background like you.

I'm sure you think "Schwarzenbrett" also exists.

>>136297902
Some Anon in another thread said the Russians made up that term in the story.
From that perspective it makes sense that it's nonsense.

>>136297413
>actually decent
no

>>136297968
>no
Yes.
I've seen worse.

>>136297943
>sorry, bra. I'm 100% german.
I'm sure the Wehrmacht walked through your village once. That doesn't make you German.
At least learn the language.

>>136297985
>I've seen worse.
That doesn't necessarily mean it's decent.

>>136297985
It's not about what you have seen, but about what you have heard.
And the mere existence of a worse case of "Jerman" doesn't make it decent.

>>136298034
Much worse

>>136297985
That doesn't make it good

>>136297448
Yet another german here and you're wrong. This isn't just a Schwarze Marken problem, you can't just connect words as you see fit.

>>136298056
>>136298065
being able to cope with it makes it good enough for me

>>136298058
So?

Why are Japs so obsessed with Germans, when Danes are smarter (not that it's hard to be smarter than a German), whiter, more likable and interesting?

Schwarzesmarken is so wrong there's no doubt about it. What would have been correct tough?
Black Marks? What does that even mean? Mark in what sense?

>>136298106
See this >>136298094

>>136298125
>>136298081

finally some people with sense.

>>136291883
this show is awful dropped after the second episode

>>136298123

because denmark has no historical relevance. I doubt most japanese even know that this german province even exists.

>>136298225
>historical relevance
Achieved through centuries of being white niggers.
Even Nederkankers are better than Germans, and they are scum of the Earth.

>>136298125
Marks is probably in the sense of "Zeichen".
I'd translate it to "Schwarze Male/Mäler" even if it sounds stupid.

>>136298125
As in if you're a casualty that's been brought in to a field hospital a doctor will place a tag(mark) on you.
A black tag(mark) signifies that your injuries are too significant and any care given to you would not help so you're left to die.

Case in point, in Ep.1 they did not help the inf on the ground later on they even ignored a distress signal, solidifying their name.
In the VN opening scene the inf make the remark that they won't be saved since they've been given the Schwarzesmarken"黒の宣告"

>>136298125
The way that this nickname is set up is already foreign to the German language.
You don't name somebody for the black tags that other people might get through their negligence. You name them for their negligence. A German word that might describe them might be Kameradenschwein but it's much too weak.

>>136294984
He's my favorite character in that show. Aside from the twins qts

>>136298290

well, if you say so, it must be true. sadly the rest of the world doesnt share your opinion.

>>136298342
>Schwarze Male/Mäler
WE WUZ GERMANICZ N SHIET

>>136297790
One of the most embarrassing things about Americans is how they think they can speak other languages.
At least the "German" was amusing in the original.

>>136298429
I'm funposting anyway

>>136298391
>but it's much too weak.
I'm not sure it's too weak. I mean, it's lost much of its meaning now, but during WW2 it was a big accusation.

>>136297794
>schwarzes is an adjective
>my german teacher
And maybe you'll learn how easy it is for an adjective to become a noun, if you ever reach fouth grade.

>>136297794
Google Substantivierung.

>>136298638
>it's lost much of its meaning now
Even now it's a really harsh insult.

>>136298656

who said you cant turn it into a noun?

you just cant connect it with another noun like Essensmarken aka Marken für Essen lol

But I guess you think Marken für Schwarzes makes perfect sense.

>>136298362
Ah ok now I get it. It's about Verletztenanhängekarten. And the schwarze Farbkarte means a dead patient. There we have it folks the correct title they should have used:
>"Verletztenanhängekarten mit schwarzen Farbkarten"

>>136294155
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJPTOo_S5Lo

>>136298777
>who said you cant turn it into a noun?
>>136297624
>alone the word "Schwarzes" doenst exist
>>136297794
>schwarzes is an adjective not a noun. in your example it refers to "das schwarze Etwas".

>>136299260
Considering what kind of german you usually get to hear in anime that was really good.

>>136299347
Too bad SnW is shit outside of Noel.

>>136299493
That's one mighty shit opinion right there m8.

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Fuck all haters.

As an anime-only fag, this series is definitely among the AOTS for me, besides that NTR show.

>>136299943
It has girls getting treated like they deserve?
Picked up.

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>>136291883
>WTF?

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>>136299976
Yes.

Lots of abuse of the useless moeblob.

>>136300027
>useless
Wrong. She kills baters.

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>>136300061
Yeah, she's a good-ish pilot who learns fast, but their attitude isnt needed on the grim-dark battlefield.

Hell, she's such a liability due to that attitude that even the Commissar needs to go length to protect her from getting BLAMed by the Stasi MP. Just think about that for a moment.

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Moin moin Digga!

>>136300027
>>136299943
I want to go Soviet military on her.

>>136300150
Well at least it saves them in Operation Neptune

>>136298290

>Even Nederkankers are better than Germans, and they are scum of the Earth.

Fuck you, buddy.

>>136300150
She's a trained pilot who's good at killing baters and gets a string of terrible luck in everything else.

>their attitude isnt needed on the grim-dark battlefield.
Wrong. It's cheery attitudes like hers that they need, not edgemistresses like Beatrix.

SYLWIA A BEST

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>>136300204
>Hornbrille

I love how this anime is doing so many things right, despite being pretty japanese/culturalist as it can get.

The amount of historical and cultural references in this show makes me think that the SM devs actually know what they are doing and are purposely changing things to make shit more grimderp.

>>136298290
Go to bed

>>136291883
how else would those uncultured nips understand anything

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FJB-40 cameo when?

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The German was alright this episode.

Wasnt some German /m/anchild working with Cookie?

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This makes /k/ rage hard.

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>>136300434
Yes

>>136298832
/thread

>>136300508
He looks like my lecturer.

>>136300508
Men wearing pink is gay unless they're Nick Cave.

>>136300508
living the dream

>>136298832
You mean "schwarzgefärbte Verletztenanhängekarten"

God, I bet your articles/thesis/seminar-works you write for the Uni read like clunky shit.

>>136300478
yep lets build useless mechas to fight the aliens/mosters bcs normal weapon platforms are not flashy enough

>>136300561
I'm pretty sure it's not pink.
It's a striped red & white, which looks lighter from a distance in this photo

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>>136291883
Shut up

>>136300561
Nah, its actually a good color to complement your skin if you have light brown skin color, like Indians or Southeast Asians. Now white people, I'm not so sure.

>>136300605
m8 its not even my first language, chill (but your right)

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>>136300649
You forget that the real killer is still Based Grad and his Tovaritchii.

>>136300508
PHILIP-SAMA!

>>136292194
if i wasn't german i would have thought they were native german speakers

>>136300740
Native sounding for Swizzerlandian mountain-negroes, probably.

>>136300666
Girls need to be slapped more.

>>136300797
u wot m8
mad you gave up your own culture not speaking a german dialect?

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Katia is cute.

I want to make her go purrpurr like a Блины-кот.

>>136300891
basel pls.

>come in thread
>half of it is about german nazi grammatics

>>136300907
Fuck, I thought it's Sena.

>>136300907
The only time she's not being abused.

>>136300740
Those are native speakers.
The acting is sup par though.
Probably kidnapped some students

>>136300991
GUTEN TAG

>>136301115
HEIL HITLER HURENSOHN

>>136301115
its Guten Abend already you disgusting mong

>>136301147
Bin Student

>>136301176
Bin Laden :^)

>>136301192
Spring' vor nen Zug

Some day I'll finish muv-luv.
Some day.

>>136300434
>Zur Ausführung stehen eine TSF Abteilung zur Verfügung
>stehen

>>136301213
Hatt Verspätung

>>136301213
Spring' vor 'nem Zug.

May the grammar gestapo shoot you in your neck.

>>136297522
Was it just the line delivery?

Alle Frauen sind Huren

>>136301240
It is suppossed to be the Imperiativ-form.

"For this task, one TSF-unit is to be made available".

>>136301306
Ficki Ficki?

>>136301273
>'nem
>Spring' vor einem Zug
No you

>>136301273
Retard.

>>136301273
You're wrong

>>136300740
Das ist Akzent freies Deutsch.

>>136301192
Don't use emoticons on /a/.

>>136291883
>Speaking English
>"We don't need English, we will just speak Japanese forever!"
Warning: Dub
https://youtu.be/hKpZvO0j6RI

>>136301391
>>136301273
>>136301213

Fresse halten und springen, ihr Schwuchteln.

>>136301338
No.
Imperative 3rd person singular would be "stehe", and even that would not make much sense in the context.

>>136301391
>>136301404
Not if what he means is just the general action of jumping around for no particular reason, and then using "vor einem Zug" as the static location for the act rather than the action of jumping right in front of the train. I have no idea why anyone would do that, but grammatically it would be completely correct in such a case.

>>136301338
No it isn't

The only thing that bugs me is that the DDR uses english acronyms such as TSF.

Tactical Surface Fighter should be a Taktischer Boden-Jagdmaschine, and receive the TBJ-acronym.

>>136301578
fick di weg

>>136301633
selber, immer 2 mal mehr als wie du!

Gib mir Deutsche qt, bitte

>>136301578
"Springen" is not normally used without a direction.
>Spring hoch.
>Spring runter.
>Spring auf und ab.
>Spring dahin.
>Spring davor.
But pretty much never just
>Spring.
The only instance where you'd hear that is if somebody threw a hand grenade at your team and you just wanted everybody to dive out of the vicinity.

>>136301607
Taktischer ? Bist du sicher, nicht das es taktische ist. Könnte mich auch täuschen.

>>136301711
Taktischer Segelflieger?

>>136301607
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_milit%C3%A4rischer_Abk%C3%BCrzungen

Takt. BL/LB. JaFlz.

This should be the actual German military acronym.

>>136300649
Especially when normal attack helos would work just as well, if not better for the role in which the mechs are primarily employed in. While also being easier to build and train pilots for.

>>136301835
Or "Takt.-LL-Bipd.Pz." seeing that they are bipedal armored mechs in the air assault role.

>>136301857
Building high-end military equipment is expensive. You can't afford to build anything if you don't have the budget. So what you should do is build stuff that impresses the people and raises support for your army - thus increasing your budget.

>>136301607
It should be "taktische" because it depends on the gender of "machine"

>>136301922
When you're fighting the very survival of not only yourself, but also all of mankind against a non-human threat, you already have an unlimited military budget. So why bother building dumb flashy mechshit, when you can build 3-4x as many equally effective attack helos?

>>136301940
Ja, tschuldigung.

>>136301996
>When you're fighting the very survival of not only yourself, but also all of mankind against a non-human threat, you already have an unlimited military budget.
That's not going to convince Germans, mate.
Enjoy your guns that don't shoot and planes that don't fly.

>>136301996
Because mechs are cool, now fuck off, /k/ancer.

>>136301506
>"stehe"

Now, correct me, if I'm wrong, but shouldn't that be "steht"?
"Eine Abteilung steht zur Ausführung zur Verfügung." -> "Zur Ausführung steht eine Abteilung zur Verfügung."
"stehen" is definitely wrong, though, yeah.

...also no one would ever use "involvieren".
That verb is commonly used in English, but rarely in German.

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>>136302062
>Not going to convince the Germans
Bullshit, you'd have a harder time convincing Germans to waste money on flashy, untested, and impractical giant humanoid mechs. Besides, you're already engaged in total war with an inhuman opponent who threatens your very existence, who the fuck is going to argue against spending more money on the military. Especially when you're also losing this war.

>>136302077
Mechs are dumb and overdone. Tanks and attack helicopters are underrated and way cooler.

>>136302238
see
>>136302077
You are wrong and have terrible taste to boot. You also don't know a thing. Read the VN.

>>136302221
You're right
t.Alberto Austriosa

>>136301422
It's "akzentfrei", not "Akzent frei".

>>136302238
in BiS, it has Jurgen along with others trying to convince the DDR that TSFs are viable and needed to complement their strategy against the BETA

>>136302274
The VN, much like the anime, is shit. Which makes sense, because so are mechs.

It's also interesting to note that in every series where that features mechs as an important military weapon has to portray tanks and helicopter as far less effective than they actually are, how else can they make the mechs look like a good idea otherwise?

>>136301273
You wrote "Jump in front of a train".
He wrote "Jump into a train".

Now guess what he meant.

>>136302221
>Now, correct me, if I'm wrong, but shouldn't that be "steht"?
That would be the correct grammar in the sentence we were discussing. However, if you read my post (and the one I responded to), we were discussing imperative, and that's "stehe".
It would be easier to understand if you phrased it like "Es stehe eine Abteilung zur Verfügung".

Of course, imperative has no place in that statement, particularly not one that's as old-fashioned as "Es stehe".

>>136302354
>Jurgen
*Juergen
Never replace ü with u. Use ue.
Every time you just disregard an Umlaut a cute German loli dies of a brain cramp.

>>136302407
You translated it badly.

"Jump in front of a train" makes perfect sense in English and even means exactly what the original anon wanted to say.
"Jump into a train" on the other hand means something else entirely.

>>136301711
You are correct. The gender of the term is determined by "-maschine", which is female, so it's "taktische" and not "taktischer".

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>>136291883
Trust me, it's A LOT less painful than listening to a Japanese trying to pronounce German.

>>136302459
Sorry I've never read his name in the alphabet, only in jap.
I've learned my lesson genosse oberst, please don't erase me.

>>136302514
Thinking about it, yeah, I did it wrong.
Thanks for pointing it out. I mean it.

>>136302666
Der Satan hat gesprochen.

>>136302642
>genosse oberst

It's "Genosse Oberst" and even that sounds weird.

>>136302642
It's an understandable mistake if you're not German.
If you're German you are sufficiently familiar with the name to know that there needs to be two dots above the u.

>>136302666
DIE ZAHL DES ANTICHRISTEN

>>136291883
Elevens are retarded. This is nothing new.

>>136302732
that's how you adressed members of the military or police in the DDR/GDR, always with Genosse in the front

It's amazing.
English has so many words and so few rules.
German has so few words and so many rules.
Germans reuse the same handful of verbs for just about everything, and they combine their nouns to ever new "words".

>>136302913
NigGermans are retarded. Who would've thought?
>going to Russia in winter
>with no means to counteract the cold

>>136291883
>>136300666
I'm actually more concerned about why the fuck they'd let her in if all they do to her is slap her and choke her.

This is going too far even for an animu.

>>136302971
We didn't expect the Russians to fight back.

>>136302904
Seriously? I only knew about the Genosse+last name thing.

>>136303018
>implying you wouldn't let a girl you could slap and choke in

>>136302913
That's because English is basically a whore that slept with whatever language they came in contact with, just look up the source of English vocabulary, it's a bunch from the germanic roots, Scandinavian from the Viking conquest, French from the Norman Conquest, Latin from the Christianisation, ....

German, for the most part, kept true to itself, and flirted with its one true love, Latin, whenever it's trying to sound intellectual and pretentious.

Now, the verdict on this is unclear, but I think the one thing we can all agree on is that Latin is best girl.

>>136303049
I'm actually more surprised that she never gets angry but simply talks about friendship with her sleepy moe eyes

>>136303049
Well, of course I would never use a preposition to end a sentence up with, because it might be difficult to make sense out of, and, after all, what would I want to use a preposition to finish a sentence that you cannot make any sense out of up with for?

>>136303046
mainly used to adress higher rankings iirc

Schwarzesmarken makes no sense, period. I'm german, I live in germany and no one would ever fucking use that word ever. It just sounds wrong and is wrong.

>>136302574
Why are gingers always shit girls?

>>136303563
Gestern hab ich mir ein schwarzes Marken-Kleid gekauft.

>>136303608
Yes, the word schwarzes ad adjective exists. What is your point? That doesn't make Schwarzesmarken any better.

Does she fuck T*rks and Syrians like all German women do?

>>136291883
She's pretty cute. Makes me want to read MuvLuv but I con only find "Alternative" on Sukebei, but not the original.

>>136291883
>WTF?
Why isn't this faggot banned yet? Get your shit together.

Post more abuse webms pls

>>136302913
>German
>few words

Well, maybe it's supposed to mean "Schwarzessmarken".
In that case they merely forgot an "s" and it somewhat makes sense.
Although I haven't seen "Essmarken" in the anime so far.

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>be 3/4th German
>born in Germany
>raised by German Mom + Grandparents
>refused to learn German when I was younger
>too lazy now

Man I could have read the text on the computer, I missed out.

>>136303765
Maybe you didn't notice yet, but half the words you know are actually from the same few families.
Aufgeben, abgeben, umbgeben, vergeben, übergeben, nachgeben, untergeben, angeben, begeben, wiedergeben, vorgeben, ausgeben, eingeben ...

>Neger
>menschen

>>136303807
Schwarze SS Marken, you mean?

>>136302375
>Never played Get Raped by the BETA simulator
Bruh dem tanks saved my ass with dat range

>>136303889
Ben must have been a popular guy

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Warum können wir uns nicht einfach alle drauf einigen dass "Schwarzes" als Wort existiert aber dass "Schwarzesmarken" einfach nur falsch ist?

>>136303965
"geben" means give. It's one of the basic building stones of the German language. Add any preposition to it and its meaning changes completely.

>>136303930
No, obviously not.

>>136304035
>Germans
>sense of humor

>>136304097
>what is the holocaust

>>136304120
A myth.

>>136304127
Post your home address, so the prosecutors can take action.

>>136302375
>It's also interesting to note that in every series where that features mechs as an important military weapon has to portray tanks and helicopter as far less effective than they actually are, how else can they make the mechs look like a good idea otherwise?

How the fuck are they not far less effective than a fucking mech?

Tanks would get completely crushed by ground BETA, helicopters might do okay but when you need larger ammunition that shit ain't going to fit on a chopper.

The mobility of the mechs is what makes them superior in MLA.

>>136304178
Sorry lad, I'm in the land of the free.

>>136304212
Best Korea?

>>136304120
Something as real as 9/11

>>136303580
Fuck off with your shit taste.

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>Germans

Quite another question: gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?

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>>136303021
>Punch slav
>Expecting Slav to lay down and die and not kill you
Get fucked anon at least they aren't pussies unlike the West

>>136303889
Those are different words though.

>>136304127
I want /pol/ to leave

>>136304279
Your dad and your mother's brother are different people.

>>136304315
5 related people are less than 5 unrelated people.

>>136303844
>born in germany
>can't be arsed to learn the fucking language
Kill yourself seriously take your own life,
die today, death to you.

>>136304243
I want to drag Asuka to the bathroom and forcibly dye her hair black.

>>136304120
A lie made up by the kikes.

>>136304425
Listen I don't know if you had 100% control of yourself and your ambitions when you were young but I sure as hell didn't.

We moved to Italy when I was 4, and I didn't learn Italian.

If I could tell myself to learn German when I was younger I would, but now I'm too lazy.

>>136304248
But nearly all the F1 teams are based in UK.

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>>136304520
>HE MOVED TO ANOTHER COUNTRY AND DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO LEARN THEIR LANGUAGE EITHER
holy fucking shit

>>136291883
Would you pat her head and tell her everything is going to be good?

>>136304578
Not him, but I still regret never having learned plattdeutsch.

>>136304578
He's based. He simply does not give two shits. If people want to talk to him, they should learn the language he knows.

He's my role model.

>>136304248
Only thing Germans are good at: designing F1 cars.

If your car can get a nigger to win the championship 2x in a row that is incredible.

>>136304658
>if your wife can get a nigger cum all over her pussy, that is incredible

>>136304658
The time for car drivers is over. In a few decades it will be illegal for humans to touch the wheel on normal streets.

>>136304658
We also make really good bread.

>>136304520
>We moved to Italy when I was 4, and I didn't learn Italian.

I hate immigrant like you, even the niggers outside at the supermarket parking can speak italian

>>136304578
I learned the basics of Italian, enough to converse with other kids. Other than that, I've forgotten all of it now that I live in Murrica.

>>136304767
For how long did you live in italy?

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Germany has best girls!

>>136304427
I want to shoot you into a ditch.

>>136304767
YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THAT SHIT UP
Well at least you bothered with the basics

>>136304800
But that's not Iris

>>136304796
Uhh 2 or 3 years.

My dad was stationed at Gaeta.

>>136303355
>German, for the most part, kept true to itself, and flirted with its one true love, Latin

Only because they replaced the French and Latin words used at that time with new German words.

>>136305014
Also be aware that we lived on an American naval base so absolutely everything was in English.

>>136305025
It's like wiping off the cum-stains after your nightly adventures and going back to your lover like nothing happened.

>>136304734
That's what I expect as well.
I hope (human) car races on race tracks will still be around, though.

>>136305057
I love you anon

>>136305093
When the programming can drive the car better than the human, they will secretly have the car be controlled by the computer while the human makes a big show out of turning the wheel and pretending to be in charge.
It'll be as real as pro wrestling.

>>136303708
The original is Extra + Unlimited

>>136304870
I would still adopt Laura and cuddle with her.

So in conclusion, how should this title be?

>>136302375
Not thinking mechs are good is the height of shit taste.

>>136305230
Die Zerschlagung von Roboter 9000

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>>136305119
Thanks. Your Italian children are crazy though, this girl who lived near us stole my hat and necklace when I told her I was moving away.

Fucking BITCH

>>136305281
Now that was mean.

She could have been your girlfriend though. You missed out on that Italian pussy

>>136305147
>When the programming can drive the car better than the human
Things that won't happen

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>>136304800
Agreed
but why have many germans white hair/silver hair?

>>136305147
Isn't that already partially introduced with shit like traction control?

>>136305396
The question is more WHEN it will happen than IF.
I mean, this is practically like from the perspective of a 1900 person that machines will be able to play chess better than humans.

>>136297902
Some high level Russian Politician made up the name and no one had the balls to correct him. The Soviet Union wasn't a great place for grammar nazis.

>>136305473
Silver means white-blond.
Yellow means blond.
Orange means brown.
Red means ginger.
Brown means dark brown.
Everything else means black.

>"I'm actually (non-Asian ethnicity)!"
>speaks flawless Japanese
>speaks broken native language
>looks just like Japanese aside from hair color, eyes, or both

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>>136305473
I don't know, but silver hair on 2D girls is a miracle of the universe.

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>>136305623
Sadly there's not enough of them.

>>136305716
Ask Anno to make an 26 episode SOL anime just about the Rei clones.

>>136297413
>Show is set in Germany
>Use Verdi

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>>136305770
As long as someone like Tama-chan is spicing everything up I'm not opposed to the idea.

>>136304027
Ich weiß immer noch nicht was Schwarzesmarken heißen soll, aber es klingt cool. Die deutsche Fan-Synchro klingt so scheiße, da haben ja die Darsteller von Berlin Tag Und Nacht und Co. mehr Emotion in der Stimme als diese scheiß Synchronsprecher.

UND WARUM BESCHWERT SICH DEUTSCHLAND DASS WIR 4 FUCKING TYPHOONS ALS AUKFLÄRUNGSFLUGZEUGE RUNTERSCHICKEN.

WARUM HABEN WIR NICHT SO WAS COOLES WIE DIE ALTEN MIGS ODER NE BERKUT ODER NEN GOTTVERDAMMTEN RAPTOR.

>>136305973
>UND WARUM BESCHWERT SICH DEUTSCHLAND DASS WIR 4 FUCKING TYPHOONS ALS AUKFLÄRUNGSFLUGZEUGE RUNTERSCHICKEN.
Because it's a war that cannot be won against parties that the west armed, trained and unleashed.

>>136306059
Even the USA used the FUCKING RAPTOR to bomb some shitty ISIS guys.

...Im so jealous...

>>136306216
Even the USA got terrorist attacks. Germany did not.
I am not jealous.

>>136306275
Don't use emoticons on /a/.

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>>136305623
yes indeed they are
>>136305556
That clears things up

>>136306275
>:-)
Go away

>>136305488
>Isn't that already partially introduced with shit like traction control?
this has nothing to do with a car driving by itself

>>136304279
Then why do they fall apart as soon as you use them?

>>136307029
Back to whatever board you crawled from

>>136307081
He's from /int/, if I'm reading desu right.

>>136307081
poofter.

>>136294155
German dub Asuka is an amazing thing
https://youtu.be/mkt_Nwu3vLw?t=1m13s

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>>136307321
>00:49
She sounds like she's reading a poem while constipated, and you can almost hear her thinking "what the fuck am I reading"?

>>136295079
This. I understand if they speak japanese in a german setting because it's for a japanese audience also jap seiyuu. But don't throw shit like onee-san for fuck's sake.

>>136302666
Irisdina, go back to being dead.

>>136304184
Because you don't understand shit about modern tanks and attack helicopters.

It's not WWII anymore where tanks take 60s to fully rotate their turret and travel at a max speed of 30km/h. Although even WWII not all tanks were even so handicapped. Furthermore, in general the biggest advantage of tanks in warfare IS their mobility. Besides, you cleverly ignore how all the money wasted on engineering useless mechs could be applied to engineering better tanks, namely by improving their mobility and firepower even more, so they can easily counter BETA. At it's most extreme you could use the same tech TSFs use to make tanks hover or fly and shit.

As for helicopters, many are already armed with 25mm and 30mm autocannons. NATO ones notably have access god-tier airburst, AP, and incendiary ammunition. Meanwhile Soviet ones can have a rate of fire of over 3000 rpm in some cases. Helicopters also have access to ATGMs, such as the AGM-114 Hellfire with a range of up to 8 km. There's also rockets such as the CRV-7 that was designed to knock out Warsaw Pact protected aircraft hangars, and then there's the Soviet's who have designed even more powerful rockets.

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>>136307321
>1:31
>nerbenanschlusses

>>136307929
Fuck off.

>>136291883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVDtwpWgp0

>>136291883
>Being retarded

>>136307902
TSFs can fight without ammo.

>>136308023
Sounds like a useless requirement to me. In extended melee combat the TSF will get overwhelmed by BETA and lose every time. Instead of wasting resources and space on adding a capacity for melee combat, you could just increase ammo capacity and let them fight for longer.

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>>136308255
Most advanced TSFs oriented for anti-BETA warfare or hive infiltration like Takekazuchi or Berkut use fixed to frame armaments to reduce the space used by melee weapons.
Soviets dropped blades at all for chainsaws integrated in TSF wrist or ankles.

>>136309090
Still a waste of space and resources. If you're engaging in melee combat with the BETA you fucked up.

>>136309169
That, or you're attempting to infiltrate a Hive, where supply lines are understandably difficult to maintain.

The most reasonable doctrine should really be the American one, which is to NOT try to break into a full strength Hive with swords but instead to use WMDs (like G-bombs or nukes or the XG-70 before it was mothballed) to make the job much easier.

>>136309169
In Hive infiltration melee is going to happen though.
Designing TSFs with strong melee capabilities was a must

>>136297422
>>136297448
What would be the correct term for black triage tags?

>>136309411
Or maybe just do >>136309307

>>136307902
>Do I want a weapon that has the mobility and agileness of a human and then some?
>Or do I want a tank that is incredibly slow compared to the former and only has a horizontal turn radius to shoot?

Your weapon needs to be agile as fuck when there are 50000 tank class BETA
trying to jump on it and eat it, fort class stepping on it, and destroyer class ramming it and crushing it.

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>>136294406

American speaking English.

>>136309468
Nukes aren't that effective and G-bombs not only fucks the area around more than standard nukes but they also require G-elements you can only find deep inside hives.

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>Human tanks can defeat this one in a hive

Yeah, maybe a hovering super-tank equipped with multiple gun-mounts and with thrusters for instant 360 degrees maneuvering would be useful.

>>136309419
Never heard of those. They don't seem to have a German entry on wikipedia either.
Are you sure they are international?

>>136309553
>The main threat from the BETA are laser class.
>So we'll design a weapon with a massive vertical profile to maximize it's vulnerability to laser class!
Nice try. Also, you forget that you can you can apply TSF tech to tanks to make them even agile and mobile as fuck, like I said you even make them hover/fly if you wanted. Also, a tank chassis is simply superior to a humanoid one when it comes to bearing a load and lowering ground pressure, which means it can carry more weight than a similarly sized humanoid mech. This means it's more agile based off a power/weight ratio, then you can just give it the same anime-magic jetback booster that TSFs use. Also It's easier/cheaper to build, repair, train crew on.

>>136302062
>Enjoy your guns that don't shoot and planes that don't fly.

This is Germany we're talking about, not Murka.

>>136309997
You should watch the news sometimes.

>>136302913
But can they use nouns as verbs?

>>136310187
What you mean with this?

>>136309997
Dont forget the sea helicopters. They cant be used at sea, because of the non existing rust protection. Also the drone which costed 5 billions to develope and because of flight laws it couldnt be used.

>>136310187
Everybody can use nouns as verbs.
It's just that English is so devoid of rules that it feels like something ultra-special when you do it.

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>Muh bloody Stasi
>Muh inhumane socialism
>More blood to God the blood of Karl Marx

>>136309648
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triage#Germany

https://twitter.com/MAUSpodcast/status/688900894814027776

Can someone tweet this guy telling him that Balalaika was a real nickname for the MiG-21 that even Wikipedia knows about? I can't be arsed to make a Twitter account just to tell someone off on planefag history.

>>136306249
>Germany did not.

No, you just got Köln'd.

>>136310489
I don't think he'd care/believe it. Sounds like an idiot.

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I want Katia to be happy

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>>136302062
>>136310054
>>136310239
>>136310535
I liked the memes better when everyone said we were evil nazis instead of retards with broken military equipment and open doors

>>136310220
You know, like take a noun and use/conjugate it as a verb.

>>136310257
You German?

>>136291883
Thats unnecessary faggot and go back to reddit.

>>136310452
Okay, found it.
They seem to call it Sichtungskategorie schwarz.

>Girl wants to defect TO the East
What kind of retarded history lesson did the creators of this show take?

>>136310818
That's the categorization term, what's the term for the tag itself?

>>136310677
Die Welt ist grausam es ist traurig aber wahr.
Die Welt ist seltsam es ist traurig aber wahr.

>>136310938
Verletztenanhängekarte

>>136310843
She has her reasons. They'll be divulged later on in the story.

>>136310980
The black one specifically.

>>136310677
What did the Austrians say:
Die Lage ist aussichtslos aber nicht ernst.

>>136310801
>You German?
Yeah.

>>136311039
If I had to guess
schwarze Verletztenanhängekarte

>>136311039
Verletztenanhängekarte mit Sichtungskategorie T5?
I don't know.

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>>136309637
This does all those except hover, good enough?

>>136309637
Wasn't that the point of XG-70

>>136311138
Something like that, only larger, since it has to carry enough ammo to slaughter several thousand BETA per vehicle.

>>136311065
>>136311097
the system may also have been different in the context of 1983 East Germany so hard to say.