Damn those Namikaze genes

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>>120607386
The perfection of Hyuuga genes will make it so that Naruto is the ugly one in his family line.

>>120607386
>Sakura's shit genes pose a major threat to the Uchiha bloodline
>based Namikaze genes block out virtually all others
>shitty Haruno genes will never taint the perfect Uzumaki + Uchiha + Hyuuga bloodline
Bless those Namikaze genes. Keikaku fucking doori.

New interview mentioned something about Sasuke and Hinata bonding or talking. I can't even imagine it.

Someone needs to tell Kishi that this isn't how genetics work. You don't look like a clone of one of your parents with some features of the other.

>>120607595
>So Naruto's pretty great huh.
>Yup.
>Eye powers are cool.
>Yeah.

>>120607595
>>120607762
Who would win in a staring contest?

>>120607682
That is totally how genetics works, actually. Genotype vs. phenotype. It's not a perfect blend of gene expression every time.

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>>120607792
The Byakugan can stare while the eyes are closed. Strongest in the Leaf.

>>120607595
>they spend all the time obsessing over how Naruto is the greatest
>anon theories about Sasuke caring more about Naruto's family than his own confirmed

>>120608044
>Hinata gets extremely close with Sarada as revenge for Sasuke taking Naruto's right arm

Damn there goes those gentle fist/sage mode combination theories.

>>120607386
so what does the poster say?

>>120608154
>starts taking Salad out alone to spas and hot springs and shit
>imparts her Hyuuga wisdom on what boys like in girls
>subtly guides her toward her son because she wants the cute shy stalker girl to win
>Sakura finds herself increasingly alone

>>120608257
If I remember correctly Trunks was a major step up from Vegeta so maybe this is a good sign.

>>120608257
Dragonball thread is somewhere else. I think they were talking about Picololo or Vegeta.

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Does Hinata dislike Sasuke or something, or is it just that she doesn't give a shit? I remember when he revealed that he wanted to be Hokage and everyone reacted, even Shino and the fucking dog, but Hinata couldn't even be bothered reacting at all. You think she's the reason why he never came to their wedding?
>Sorry, Naruto-kun. It seems that Sasuke-kun won't be able to make it to our wedding...

>>120608225
>>120608154
>Kishi likes girls with big tits
>BurritoSalad is basically his OTP
Does this mean Salad's going to get some nice oppai when she grows up?

>>120608257
>There will never be a Naruto special that takes place in the future in a post apocalyptic world where ninja Androids have taken over and it's up to Bolt to stop them

>>120608354
>or is it just that she doesn't give a shit?
This. She never really saw what all the fuss was about because she's not into bishies.

It'd be fun to see them bicker. Hinata would somehow win every argument.

>>120608383
Depends. How big was Mikoto?

>>120607595
I can see it. The two happen to bump into each other while in the street or something and they talk about how Naruto was such a big part of their lives.

The conversation gets a little awkward when that whole "I tried to kill him at the Valley of the End twice" thing pops up

>>120607595
where's the interview?

>>120608429
>How big was Mikoto?
She had a nice rack but nothing amazing.

>>120608257
I don't know why, but I stopped liking trunks as soon as they put him in the blue jumpsuit and grew out his hair. He had a great design up until that point.

>>120607595
>Sasuke comes back a few weeks after The Last
>Sees all the NH happening
>Is confused

>>120608354
She doesn't care.

I liked that fanwank of how as a kid, Hinata knows how all the girls heard Sauce liked long hair so she kept hers short

>>120608513
Because he stopped being relevant to the story at that point

>>120608354
I think it's a combination of not giving a shit and Kishi not wanting Hinata to get caught up in any Team 7 drama. I don't think we ever heard her point of view on Sasuke abandoning the village or his status at being marked for death.

>>120608637
Hinata only makes her move when Sakura and Sasuke aren't around.

She is not at all interested in the Team 7 shitshow.

>>120608659
All she wants is that Nurudick. But she'd probably be cool with hanging out with them now since she's achieved all her goals. Her and Pink seem to get along pretty well. And Sauce being closer to her family could have some funny outcomes.

>>120608544
He wasn't even at their wedding, he probably didn't know shit, then came back to Konoha one day with Naruto going, "Yeah, so while you were away, me and Hinata kinda got married."

>>120608544
>Sauce walks into the village a few days post-moonpocalypse.
>For some reason half the village looks like they're going to be sick or something
>Is it a genjutsu he asks Shikamaru
>"No, the new power couple has become so pure that its infecting the village with its cuteness"

Cue NH walking down the street holding hands saying sweet nothings to each other with an aura of happiness

>>120608789
>"And we have a kid."
>"And Hinata's pregnant again."
>"And I'm the Hokage."
>"And you have a daughter."
>"Her name is Salad."

>>120608598
He still had that one job of demonstrating the perils of min/maxing.

>>120607386
So you think Kishi's going to do the "accidental" kiss thing again with Naruto and Sasuke's kids?

>>120608554
How fucking ironic is it that Naruto has spent the entire manga making up with this guy and countless of his precessors have wasted their entire lives on the same thing and now that they've finally made up, can see eye to eye and all that jazz, the one who drives a wedge between them is Naruto's wife.

>>120609108
It's okay. They finally got it right. Next incarnation of Indra is a girl so it's all cool.

>>120608977
Like that ever became an issue

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>>120608776
>But she'd probably be cool with hanging out with them now

Team 7 has no choice about whether Hinata hangs out with them. If Naruto is coming so is she.

>>120609029
I think Id be more shocked if he doesn't do it.

The twist this time is that they secretly liked it

>>120609029
>they kiss
>suddenly tongue from Salad

>>120609155
The Asura and Indra thing ended with Naruto and Sasuke.

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I'm still amazed that some people are still so butthurt about the ending that they do things like this.

>>120609203
>>120609228
>puts her tongue in
>grabs his nuts with one hand and his ass with the other
>grinds on his waist
>leglocks him
>pulls back with a trail of spit going between them
>gets sent to the principal's office for being 2lewd
>first thing Burrito does after school is visit uncle Kakashi to borrow some reading material

>>120609108
She doesn't drive a wedge between them. They are grown men with families. They don't have to homo over each other like when they were teens. Just get some ramen and sake together every so often

>>120609286
>They don't have to homo over each other like when they were teens
Exactly. Now they can do that vicariously through their kids. Fuck, they've probably already planned the wedding.

>>120609190
All future merchandise and media have to recognize Hinata as a major character because of the impact she has on Naruto's life and their kids lives.

Has a girl won so hard?

>>120609243
What is it?

Do you think Sasuke will get jelly over Hinata and treat her like shit or reverse pschology will happen and he'll seek her attention?

>>120609419
How the NH scarf is the same red as Neji's blood, expressing how awful the pairing is. Or something like that.

>>120609243
>The red scarf stained in Neji's blood

kek

>>120609609
That doesn't make any sense.

>>120609395
>the impact she has on Naruto's life
you mean the impact on Kishi's shekels?
And before anyone starts I'm not a butthurt NSfag, it's just that if you take the manga as a whole, she isn't relevant for like 97% of it.
People marry and have kids all the time, doesn't mean much.
Kishi failed hard making me care for the MC's romance, like I care about Ichiruki in Bleach or Eremika in Snk or Kenshin/Kaoru etc., because his female characters are walking stereotypes and nearly completely useless and irrelevant (apart for being baby machines, 'muh Kurenai'). No matter how hard Pierrot will try and push this shojo story, I still won't buy it. Sorry faggots, you can keep on fapping to her big tits.

>>120607595
>New interview
Where

>>120609680
>I'm not a butthurt NSfag
I don't believe you.

>>120609243
>>120609609
>>120609662
Wait, wouldn't a scarf soaked in Neji's blood be in support of NH? I mean he died for them so it would make sense in that regard.

>>120609680
Its not a romance manga anyway

>>120609738

Doesn't exist. That anon be telling you lies.

>>120609477
I think he'll be tsundere towards her. Nobody can hate Hinata.

>>120609680
>People marry and have kids all the time, doesn't mean much.
Your significant other and your children often becomes the most important people in your life. It's just how it goes. Hinata might not have been in 90% of the manga, but she's going to be a huge part of Naruto's life simply by being his wife. Not only that, but also his 'first' everything.

>>120609680
She wasn't relevant for most of it because she wasn't a main character. That still didn't stop her from making an impact on his life.

>>120609680
>or Eremika in Snk
>SnK
Nigga, get the fuck out of here and back to tumblr where you belong.

>>120609967
>Your significant other and your children often becomes the most important people in your life.
We should tell Sasuke that

>>120609815
None of the shounen I gave as examples are either, but their mangakas are a bit less autistic than Kishi and manage to make the M/F relationships they portray more believable and interesting than the 'shoujo for dummies' ending and movie we got here.

>>120609666
Don't ask for sense. This is about shippers trying to find any excuse so they can shit on the manga because their pairings didn't happen.

>>120610057
That's why I said often, there are of course exceptions. But looking at Naruto's character alone, it's guaranteed that Hinata and their kids will become extremely important to him.

>>120610078
Kishi pulling all this out at the end is the best thing he's done in a while.

>>120610078
MF relationships weren't important either. Also we already know Kishi is bad at romance. He himself said this

>>120610078

And yet you mention EreMika, which is probably even more shallow and one-sided than anything that Kishi wrote.

>>120610078
The last movie is the best movie from the entire franchise.

>>120609967
What is divorce and marrying the wrong person. I won't deny that children usually become the center of attention for most parents (unless they're assholes) but I don't know where you live if you genuinely believe the one you marry and have kids with is necessarily the one you love the most or will stay so. Just my family and quite a lot of people around me proved me this is a lie even little girls don't believe anymore.

>>120610175
Somehow motherfucking Kishi, and guy who supposedly hates doing romance, and Naruto, a shitty ass manga, did one thing better than 90% of dedicate romance series to date by having best girl win in such a spectacular fashion.

It's all kind of surreal. I never would of thought he had it in him. We all though Sakura was a shoe-in since Kishi always fucks up.

>>120610272
Nigga, it's a chinese cartoon. Fuck reality.

>>120608354
Heh, I loved in part one how of all the girls in the leaf village Hinata was the only one who didn't show any interest in Sasuke.

Like I think even Tenten had at least one "Oh wow he's cool" Sasuke moment if I recall.

Really what got me hooked in the first place wasn't even the main cast, it was Rock Lee kicking Sasuke and Naruto's ass followed by the first time I saw Hinata in the Chunin Exams arc.

>>120610078

Kishi didn't want to progress NH because it'd hinder plot and he wouldn't be able to write fluffy shit for them. Add on that to manipulate NS and fujoshits for money and you can see why all this happened

I'm satisfied with what I got.

>>120610272

Dat projection.

NH/SS aren't going to get divorced. Even delusional fans know that. They're going to stay happily married and cherish their families to the end.

>>120610356
>Naruto and Sauce fighting at the Academy
>Hinata is the only one cheering for Naruto
>drowned out by all the other cows

>>120610356
Even Temari thought Sasuke was cute.

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>>120610406
The best girl there ever was.

>>120607386
Look at this edgy motherfucker.

>>120610349
Actually, it's Japanese. There's a difference, learn it.

I haven't kept up with anything Naruto since spoilers for the Last started coming out because, well, it's fucking Naruto.

So did Sasuke not show up for Naruto's wedding? Is this wedding available for me to view somewhere?

>>120610470
Surprised he dresses so decently considering both his parents are fucking fashion disasters

>>120607595

I'll believe it when I see it

I hope it's true, that would piss the ss fags off

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>>120610594
Naruto actually improved significantly as he got older and Hinata's absolutely bangin' by The Last.

I have no idea where the black and red color scheme came from, but I like it. He also learned that wearing an open jacket looks better than a closed one.

>>120610577
>So did Sasuke not show up for Naruto's wedding?
Apparently not
>Is this wedding available for me to view somewhere?
Its the end credits of the movie

>>120610635
white eyed monster/10

>>120610272
>What is divorce and marrying the wrong person
Not him, but this is a mango for little boys, and Hinata is the love of Naruto's life, so it goes without sayng that she made a huge impact on him and that it's going to last.

Successful marriages can happen in real life too though, if you want to bring reality into this.

>>120607682

he's folowing toriyama's example

>>120610078
I like NaruHina and I agree. It's a great pair, but the handling for it was pretty damn bad and it's funny how many fans try to excuse it with 'Kishi isn't good at romance!'. Of fucking course he isn't, but even he couldn't done the minimum of giving the pair more romantic buildup than it did.

>>120608354

disliking him would be giving him too much attention, she just ignores him

though I wouldn't mind if they became buddies

>>120610705

It's purple/lavender and black actually.
Only thing that implies he has connection with Hinata

>>120610772
>excuse it with 'Kishi isn't good at romance!'.
Thats not an excuse. Its just how it is.
>Of fucking course he isn't, but even he couldn't done the minimum of giving the pair more romantic buildup than it did.
Actually I think he did do the bare minimum. That's the problem. That's all he did.

>>120609108
>the one who drives a wedge between them is Naruto's wife.

but she doesn't

believe it or not naruto can have friends and a wife at the same time

>>120610875
>purple/lavender
I think you need your eyes checked, anon. That shit's red.

>>120609760

they believe the only reason nh happened was because neji died

>>120610470

> named after nedgy

it was a tempted fate anon

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>>120610741
makes me want to protect her from any harm

>>120610272
>What is divorce and marrying the wrong person.

this isn't your life, son

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>>120609680
>And before anyone starts I'm not a butthurt NSfag, it's just that if you take the manga as a whole, she isn't relevant for like 97% of it
THANK YOU

Faggots wetting their panties over such a shallow pairing should get better fucking taste.

>>120611006
At least he looks cocky without all the DARKNESS. I mean, you'd be a cocky little shit too if you were literally the son of Ninja Jesus and the hottest woman on the planet who is also a moon princess.

>>120611064
>better pairings.jpg
>only one picture
kek

NH is no masterpiece by any means, but nobody expected best girl to win in a series as shitty as Naruto, let alone win to the extent she has.

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Was there any contest at all?

>>120610743
>Hinata is the love of Naruto's life
It's amazing how you can actually say this now without being ridiculed. Imagine if someone wrote that 6 months ago.

>>120611193
>Sasuke looks like he doesn't want to be there even in Sakura's fantasies

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>>120611155
>NH is no masterpiece by any means, but nobody expected best girl to win in a series as shitty as Naruto, let alone win to the extent she has.
Anon one could see it coming a mile away. NH is shit.

And just in case, before you do, NS is shit too. And you're all fags.

>>120611288
>Anon one could see it coming a mile away
Could you at least learn to type before shitposting?

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>>120609680

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>>120611288

>>120611314
Would you like me to interpret a portion of my post? I'd be more than happy to.

>>120611064
Absolutely no one here is under the delusion that it had good writing. Hinata and Naruto just happens to be likeable as fuck together – it really is that simple.

>>120611064
Sakura is a plot device at best. She's a tool.

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>>120611371
Yet people play house in these threads like it was the greatest pairing to ever exist or some shit.
>>120611395
>b-b-but sakura
errytime, holy shit.

I've been having dreams of Naruto lately. Madara vs. Hashirama

>>120611064
I don't really care that it's a shallow pairing, it's a shallow fucking series.

All I care about is that I like Hinata, I don't have a problem with Naruto and Hinata got what she wanted since Pt 1 of Naruto loving her back.

>>120611540
Weird that Naruto threads evolve from cancer ridden threads to just bunch of /a/nons talking about Naruto's family and how cute it is.

>>120611540
Then why are you still here posting these images?

So what do you faggots want to see from the new series?

>>120611540
It's a cute pairing and the fanart is adorable. That's all there is to it. Point me to someone in this thread who claims that it had great writing. Everyone here knows that there exists better pairings, but this is a fucking Naruto thread and from this shitty series alone, NH is one of the better things that could happen.

How do you feel about Asura's Wrath: Naruto Edition?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6jfiPaVao

>>120611540
[X]Touch the scar

>>120611764
Deescalation, just letting the new generation be kids or at worst go on simple D-C ranked ninja missions.

I don't want to have to deal with seeing Burrito having to learn sage mode at fucking 10 because of some generic new generation villain.

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>>120611858
No Hanabi, not interested.

>>120611764
I want my Naruto SOL series that Naruto should have been if it didn't become a powerlevel bullshit with ninjas having powers

>>120611540
>Yet people play house in these threads like it was the greatest pairing to ever exist or some shit.

we just think it's cute and surprisingly likeable for a shit series like naruto

you seem upset

>>120611858
>This is how a ninja battle should be
Every fucking time

>>120611936
Unfortunately, that's probably what's going to happen.

>>120612020
Hopefully she'll make an appearance in the new series as Burrito's sexy aunt who keeps trying to touch his wiener.

>>120611764
Comfy slice of life stuff and shenanigans at the academy. If they're genin already missions should be small scale like fighting bandits. It's a time of peace.

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>>120611858
It's gonna be tight, y'all.

>>120612246
Damn Rock Lee's hair goes great on almost everyone

>>120611858
I hope Naruto and Sasuke have a joint jutsu or something where you can do the same thing.

>>120612324
>>120612246
It turned everyone into a boy.

>>120612246
Shino reminds me of someone

>>120611193
Is this from the movie?

>>120612551
from a filler called The Heart's Eye ft. nedgy wanting to fuck his cousin

>>120612654
>ft. nedgy wanting to fuck his cousin
I wonder how he feels about all this. He's probably fucking Hinata's mom and Hiashi's ex-wife right now in heaven.

In fact goddamn Hinata's mom must have been something to produce her and :3

Who was the best Hokage then?

>>120612856
Tobirama.

>>120612654
Poor Neji, all those times he beat the shit out of Hinata was just trying to hide his lust for his cousin.

>>120607682
But I look like a near clone of my dad.

>>120612926
You think he jacked off into her used panties while fantasizing about raping her on top of Hiashi's corpse?

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Is there a better babysitter than Kurama?

It is amazing how much the story drop in quality after the pain invasion arc.

Like for example when we get to the rain village it looks like the manga is going to be as good as it was in part 1 and surpass its peak (Land of Waves arc) and then Paib's everuthing hapoens and my god shit is gettong so real.

But then we get the gigantic revival session at the end of the pain invasion arc and the entire story does not recover from that point on

>>120612998
Drunken granny Tsunade.

>>120613006
Remember when everyone was fucking hyped as fuck when Pain was killing characters right to left and shit exploding with giant asspull of reviving all the dead characters?

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>ft. nedgy wanting to fuck his cousin
I always hate to admit this, but does anyone else feel Nedgy and Hinata were supposed to get together in a world where Hinata wasn't as well received?

I feel like there was some terrible lampshading that that's what was supposed to happen, like when shouta Neji called loli Hinata cute when they first met in addition to the branch vs main conflict that may have been resolved through marriage. Then there's the whole "Neji died so NaruHina could live" thing. Why would that exist if not for Neji being Hinata's originally intended husband?

The cousin thing is fucking weird but it's Japan.

>>120612998
Kakashi?

>>120613106
Maybe that was also Kishi fucking with us like NS was

>>120613106
Not really, because Kishi said that he planned Naruto and Hinata to get together from the beginning. Neji possibly had feelings for Hinata but Hinata never saw Neji in a romantic light.

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>>120612998
Madara

>>120613131
So did Kakashi ever hook up with Shizune or did he keep his wizard status?

>>120607682
>You don't look like a clone of one of your parents with some features of the other.

You might depending on how the dice roll

>>120612998
Kurama's such a cutie. I love how the big demon fox turned so tsundere by the end of the series.

>>120613211
True. I wonder when Kishi decided that

>>120613252
When will someone translate this?

>>120613441
That fucking part when he tosses Kakashi was great

>Neji possibly had feelings for Hinata
Sorry Tenten

>>120613106
>The cousin thing is fucking weird but it's Japan
Genetically they are half-siblings.

>>120613556
Which makes it even worse.

>>120613498
There was never anything between Neji and Tenten, the most she had to say about him dying was getting pissed about how she's stuck alone with the over enthusiastic retards.

She only ever showed interest in Sasuke and Kakashi.

>>120612020
They all but confirmed doing an adaptation of the Last. That increases her chances of being in the game.

>>120612750
>Hinata's mom

Someone seriously needs to ask Kishi about this. Filler is literally the only time her having a mom is mentioned.

>>120613749
I feel like if her mother were in the picture she wouldn't have let Hiashi treat their daughter like shit.

>>120613820
Was it ever confirmed that her death is what made him so strict?

>>120613820
>I feel like if her mother were in the picture she wouldn't have let Hiashi treat their daughter like shit.
She may still be alive for all we know. They never said anything about her dying. She's just not physically there and no one talks about her.

>>120607386
>Bolt has the Hokage necklace
Come the fuck on Kishimoto. Can't you really think of anything better for Bolt? Not only is he the exact same clone of his father/grandfather but must he also hold their same ambitions? You fucking hack.

>>120613749
Muh headcanon is that she and Neji´s mother got feed up with Hyuga bs after Hizashi death and left home.

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He said he loved her?

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>>120607386
Weren't they going to fix his eyes? Aren't they supposed to be lavender now?

>>120611540
You're so angry that people are happy about this pairing. I love it.

>>120613673
>only ever showed interest in Sasuke and Kakashi.
>Kakashi
Umh, what?

>>120613929
That's a screw, anon.

>>120613929
That's not the Hokage necklace idiot. Its a screw to honor Neji and his name

>>120613929
The Hokage necklace was destroyed by six-tailed Naruto. Bolt's got a bolt around his neck.

>>120611206
They'd still be right.

Seriously, that shit was obvious since the Pain Arc.

>>120614160
Yeah but there was also the fact that Kishi is a generic shit and the whole Kushina "find a girl like me" bullshit

>>120609680
>he cares about Eremika
>he cares about SnK

>>120613966
Yeah when was this again?

I remember him asking to date her a lot but I don't remember him saying he loved her

>>120613966
Who is this and where's it from again?

>>120614220
Yeah, and he did, he found a girl who loves him unconditionally like her.

The don't find a weird girl was a bad fan translation. None of the official translations say anything like it.

>>120609680
For not being a butthurt NSfag, you sound just like a butthurt NSfag.

And are also wrong.

>>120611936
This. My stars, this. Chasing down some thug chuunin while their OP jounin captain's watch cautiously is all this needs to be. No DBZ nonsense, just some simple jutsus and quick wits for money.

Is it April yet?

Can someone explain to me why Naruto attracted so many people that seemingly pair characters for no reason? For example, SasuHina seems inexplicably popular yet they have never interacted and I've even seen porn of them fucking in front of Naruto.

>>120614596
SasuHina is the stupidest fucking pairing I've ever seen.

>>120614596
Because people are dumb. KakaIru is apparently fucking insanely popular and makes even less sense.

>>120614637
Yes, yes it is.

>>120613673
She literally made baby doll eyes at Lee before the timeskip and ended up with nothing. Nothing.
Not even one of those deadpan background nins from Root.

>>120614596
>SasuHina seems inexplicably popular

I will never understand this. Hinata loves Naruto for his strength of character. Sasuke is literally a shitty person.

>>120613966

i think she used "suki" which means he liked her

then again, he also used suki when confessing to hinata

>>120614703
It's canon that they never met nor interacted once in the entire run of the manga, right?

>>120614759
Yep.

>>120614596
-Lots of characters
-Near zero romance in the story
-Fandom fills in the blanks

>>120614596

i can like it as a crack pairing, it would be interesting to see them interact

people that thought it had any chance to be canon are retarded, though

Serious question, will Naruto ever end? after showing us Bolt, Salad and the other kids felt more like an insurance in case his creativity fatigue never goes away the jewgold runs dry.

>>120614596
>Sasuhina seems popular

Probably some type of self-insert cuck pairings. People self-insert as Sasuke and imagine cucking Narutu.

>>120614824
Oh no anon.

The manga is over. That means that its only just beginning.

Do remember there is a Bolt movie in august

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>>120608935
>>"And you have a daughter."
>>"Her name is Salad."

You know who is probably a great mom is Ino

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>Finally get around to watching the rip
>start it up
>pic related happens

>>120613820
Hiashi never got married. He just fucked the maid.

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Fuck it Naruhina dump

>>120611605
Shit I wish I had dreams I was in the Naruto universe.

Instead I get dreams where I'm stuck on an island and zombies chase me killing off all my friends. I think I escape but it just makes me go around in a circle back to where the dream started. I ponder what to do and I just call in a nuclear strike before having the blood sucked from me by a QT zombie queen. I bit her lip off first and spit in her face while I was a withered husk.

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>>120615281
>Liking Naruhina

Kill yourself faggot.

>>120612246
>Shino
I like it

>Lee
#SmugLife

>>120615335
>Not liking NaruHina

Your taste is poor but I respect your decision to disagree with me.

>>120613006
Did you have a stroke halfway through typing that?

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>>120613106
>but does anyone else feel Nedgy and Hinata were supposed to get together in a world where Hinata wasn't as well received?
Nah, not really.

>>120613006
>surpass its peak
>>(Land of Waves arc)
That's not the Chuunibyou exams

>>120615335
>hating true love
Meanie. :(

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>>120615474
Where did the carrot go?

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>>120615530
Wherever you want it to be.

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>>120615387
>Your taste is poor but I respect your decision to disagree with me.
>>120615496
>hating true love

Does this look like a happy family to you faggots? Naruhina is objectively shit.

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Truly the best girl.

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>>120613131
>Kakashi
>"Listen, Boruto. You're a good kid, but please, for the love of Kaguya, if something bad ever happens to someone you love, promise me you won't destroy the world. Okay?"
>"Hey, Sala- Sarada. Your father is very special to me, but if you're ever feeling like you're about to fall into darkness or something, talk to somebody. I'm always here."
>"Himawari... you don't need to change at all. Just make sure those two don't do anything stupid, okay? You're my favorite."

>>120615335
>>120615496
>>120615571
She didn't even let Nardo name his son after coolest guy!

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>>120613286
Even after all these years, the cake is somehow left unspoiled. I'm convinced Kakashi is a fag.

>>120615375
>He ditched the cape
I'll be honest, I dopped after Pein arc because of this

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>>120613929
Nigga, you need to get your eyes checked. That's just a regular ass bolt.

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>>120615757
Yeah, it's a shame Naruto is a fashion disaster for the entirety of the series. At least his hokage outfit is /fa/ as fuck.

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>>120615520
>dat ass on pre-Shippuden Hinata
Goddamn.

>>120615726
Was Kakashi and Shizune a thing?
Did they ever even talk?

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>>120615676
>implying Coolest Guy would let Naruto name his son after Coolest Guy

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>>120615839
>mfw Naruto learned about the second Hyuga bloodline on the wedding night
>being stacked as fuck

>>120615839
It was the thighs and the lack of balance as far as her chest goes, yo

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>>120615874

>>120615865
You would think since he was Hokage, unless she stepped down from being Hokage's assistant after Tsunade left.

>>120615955
That nigga Sasuke was obsessed with tomatoes, so it wasn't all that surprising
If Naruto had his mother's hair Sasuke wouldn't have bothered with the beard

>>120616143
How the fuck did Kiba manage to land best girl?

>>120615955
It's not like Burrito is a much better name.

>>120616188
He didn't.

>>120616143
>tfw when SP was trying to tell us she'd win all along.

>>120616296
>Naruto getting third place in a ramen eating contest

Fucking shameful

how the hell /a/ like narutard nowadays...fuck normiez ruins everything

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Kishi's true vision will never be realized.

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>>120616418
>mfw the signs were all there

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Explain to me why you faggots haven't watched the spin-off yet.

>>120615474
>hinata looks like a joint in the last panel
420 blaze it fgt

>>120616524
Menma did already happen though

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>>120616651
I did. It was great.

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>>120616524
Of course it will, only that it isn't gay anymore.

>>120613498
I don't understand this pairing. Someone explain why is it so popular.

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>narutards telling snktards to go to tumblr


comedy gold

>>120616651
How many episodes and long are they

>>120616538
It was SZS all over again.

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>>120616524
Naruto will always be Lost in the Sauce

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>>120616524
And thas how tobi was born

>>120616780
I would take 100 narutard over 1 SnK/SAOfag

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>>120607386
>Burrito not wearing one of those pussy deflector headbands
He's already a step above his dad and grandpa.

>>120616898
Poor coolest guy, he's always drawn as the unexplained SasuNaru or HashiMada homospawn.

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/r/ing the webm of this scene.

>>120617014
That's because he isn't a genin yet.

>>120617018
use hashirama cell to create artificial womb

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>>120617018
>or HashiMada homospawn
It's usually this one. How the fuck is that even possible?

>>120614853
Someone doesnt look at Naruto porn. Its always the opposite

>>120616193
It's no crazier than Neji.

>>120617138
SasuHina is cucking Naruto.
NaruSaku is cucking Sasuke.

>>120617056
I hope he wear it in his neck like his mother.

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>What does she leave out?
>What does she add in?

>>120615955
Doesn't Ino literally mean pig? And with Naruto being named after fish, Sarada actually seems like a cute name.

>>120617138
I feel like a landwhale fujo but I really dislike that Hashi had a wife because it broke the homolust.

>>120617506
Ino means dog

>>120617475
She leaves out how she stalked him und Neji.
She adds in...?

>>120617506
Ino means Boar, which the Yamanaka raise, like the Nara raise Deers for "Shika" is in their name.

>>120617560
Non
Inu is dog

>>120617560
that's Inu
>>120617506
It's part of the Inoshikacho game, Ino(shishi) = boar, Shika= deer, Cho= butterfly

>>120617560
It's Inu.

>>120617533
>implying it wasn't a loveless political marriage.

There's a reason why he had at most one kid and why he or she ended up so unremarkable despite having an Uzumaki jinchuuriki and the most ridiculously overpowered ninja in history as parents.

>>120617625
>>120617652
>>120617658
Oooooooooh
my bad

>>120617475
Sasuke trying to kill Naruto?

You don't want fuel for Bolt's need to be edgy

>>120616792
Last time I checked, it was around 55 episodes.

>>120617660
Maybe he didn't want to be a Ninja. Maybe he wanted to be Ramen Chef

>>120617660
Too busy spoiling the kid to teach it?
Too busy running the village to teach it?
Maybe the kid had no interest in ninja shit?
Hashi and Mito shamelessly spoiled the fuck out of Tsunade.
She got where she did on Hiruzen's guidance.

>>120615726
>It was shown in a post-credits omake of the Naruto: Shippūden episode 77 that she is also wary and insecure about her figure and being single way past the perceived marriageable age, even expressing jealousy of Kurenai's ample bust and relationship with Asuma.

Literally they can just slap both her and Kakashi in one scene, write "And they fuck" and leave it at that. Really who would get upset about that.

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>>120617533
>talking shit about Uzumaki bitches
Goddammit Hinata and Naruto need to get to work on a red haired daughteru right fucking now.

>>120617820
Shizu-nee is a pure nee-chan
Naruto would sooner neuter Kakashi then let him mess with Shizune

>>120617841
I feel this would give bait to the gaahina fans.

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>>120617660
It's Hashirama we are talking about here, he loves everyone, Kishi simply didn't care for explaining the Family Tree for many characters.

Madara is the one who did to spread his seeds, despite no confirmation whatsoever that he knocked some useless Uchiha girls up, the way Obito refers to Madara as his "honorable forefather" (very specific in Japanese) and how Madara parrots Hashirama's speech that he would kill his own family to mantaing his order while stabbing Sasuke, says more to his ties than Kishi ever bothered to explain.

>>120617841
She should have gotten with Tobirama, doubt he can be racist to a nearly dead clan.

Let Hashirama have his true love.

>>120616524
>tfw no Sasuto son

>>120617906
I always thought they were going to end up revealing that Madara was Sasuke or Obito's great-great-grandfather or something like that.

>>120617138
HASHIRAMA, YOU CAN JUST MAKE A TREE

>>120617914
>Tobirama
I can't help it but any time he's mentioned all I can think is 'Uchiha fucking shit'

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>>120617841
>Goddammit Hinata and Naruto need to get to work on a red haired daughteru right fucking now

>>120617911

Nice.

>>120617841
>Naruto trying to raise two girls
Jesus christ

>>120617952
Most of the clans are a bunch of inbreeds, they ARE related to a extent.

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>>120617820
>pairing Kakashi with a woman
>jeopardizing all those KakaIru fujo NEET funbux

>>120617841
Didnt Kishi mention that Naruto and Hinata may have a third kid with red hair and Byakugan?

>>120617992
Dude's Uchiha agenda was so busy that he never had kids, that we know of.

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>>120617992
Then he's done his job and we've done hours.

>>120617820
Kakashi went for wizard status. Plain and simple

>>120617871
>Shizune
>Pure

>>120617841
Namikaze genes too stronk
Uzumaki is dead in all but name

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>>120617911
>NTR
ayy lmao

>>120618043
KakaIrufags got BTFO since the epilogue show Kakashi and Guy acting like a married couple.

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>>120618104
It's a sign of things to come. Sasuke better prepare to kiss his clan goodbye. All will become glorious Namikaze Aryans.

>Neji died for this shit
>Kid doesn't even get the Byakugan
Neji died for nothing.
RIP Best Hyuuga, fighting with the angels now.

>>120618043
>KakaIru

Disgusting. Kakashi goes so much better with Guy, Yamato, Coolest Guy, Minato or any of his students.

Why do fujos still ship him with Iruka?

>>120618088
Kakashi went for Warlock status, he was already 30 by the time the Final Battle ends.

>>120618104
Well, the huge chakra reserve still lived on Naruto.

>>120618171
MUH PARENT FIGURES I bet.

>>120618157
If even the Byakugan was overriden by the Namikaze genes, then Sasuke really is the last Uchiha and the last Haxx eye wielder.

>>120618043
Why didn't Tsunade go for the J?

>>120618219
Kakashi may be like a dad to Naruto, but Iruka was always some sort of older bro.

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>>120618158
Calm your tits and wait for Movie and Short Manga about the kids, a hybrid Byakugan is just pending.

>>120618269
Fuck no

>>120618269
She wanted the D.

Well Sasuke can have more than one kid you know.

Can't restore a clan with just one girl

>>120618292
It doesn't even matter anymore. Neji was worth 1,000,000 Naruto-Hinata offspring, he was the best. Hinata should've died that day. Fucking slut

>>120618292
>Wanting Bolt to get the jobber eye

>>120618269
She did consider, shortly before Jiraya went for his Final Mission, then he died.

>>120618171
Why do they even ship Kakashi when another dude?
He maybe a warlock at this point, but a straight out at that.

>>120618284
Kakashi was nothing more than a sensei, just like Minato was for him.
Naruto's father figure was Jiraiya, or Minato

>>120618352
Oh right.

She was drunk though.

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>>120607386
do they ever explain why sasuke did a 180 and married sakura? was that like a term for his absolution or something? and what happended to karen? what happened to orochimaru? fuck did every bad guy get absolved because "atleast they weren't satan"

>>120618352
How come Pein's haxx eyes and edo tensei didn't bring him back?

>>120618310
He has to wait until Naruto has another kid. The MC couple always has to have one more kid than the next in importance.

Same with all other couples, they can't have two kids until Naruto has four kids and Sasuke has at least three.


He just better pray his genes are strong enough to avoid a pink haired fuccboy.

>>120618466
> what happened to orochimaru

>>120618470
edo tensei needs some blood or DNA to work, guess he didn't want to dredge the river to find his corpse, though he probably would have washed up downstream in a few days so I guess it's a plothole.

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>>120614596
>>120614637

SasuHina is the result of NS shippers knowing that Hinata would have a horrible ending if she doesn't get paired with Naruto.
So they just use "muh parallels" and see that Sasuke is just a clone of Hinata so they ship it.

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>>120618466
> Karen

>>120618470
Bring him back at the bottom of the Ocean floor, so he would die again due the Water Pressure?

>>120618409
Tsunade is a clear headed drunk, that's how she managed to fool Jiraya in arc that introduced her.

>>120618466
>Karin
Joke character, if Sasuke is going to end up with anyone it's going to be with the female lead that has wanted his dick since her first appearance.

>>120618554
I had no idea shipping was so fucking serious in Naruto. Then again, there are rabid shippers when it comes to Bleach too. I just didn't know there were people that still took Naruto so seriously.

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>>120618171
>Kakashi goes so much better with Guy, Yamato, Coolest Guy
>Coolest Guy
Fuck off Rin and take your slash fiction with you.

>>120618596
literally every girl wanted his dick since their first appearance, that was his thing. what gets me is the complete heel turn from "fuck off" to "I'm going to fuck you".

>>120618631
It's funny that NH shippers think they're better than NS shippers when, in reality, all shippers are the garbage of this galaxy.