The perfection of Hyuuga genes will make it so that Naruto is the ugly one in his family line.
>Sakura's shit genes pose a major threat to the Uchiha bloodline
>based Namikaze genes block out virtually all others
>shitty Haruno genes will never taint the perfect Uzumaki + Uchiha + Hyuuga bloodline
Bless those Namikaze genes. Keikaku fucking doori.
The Byakugan can stare while the eyes are closed. Strongest in the Leaf.
>starts taking Salad out alone to spas and hot springs and shit
>imparts her Hyuuga wisdom on what boys like in girls
>subtly guides her toward her son because she wants the cute shy stalker girl to win
>Sakura finds herself increasingly alone
Does Hinata dislike Sasuke or something, or is it just that she doesn't give a shit? I remember when he revealed that he wanted to be Hokage and everyone reacted, even Shino and the fucking dog, but Hinata couldn't even be bothered reacting at all. You think she's the reason why he never came to their wedding?
>Sorry, Naruto-kun. It seems that Sasuke-kun won't be able to make it to our wedding...
>or is it just that she doesn't give a shit?
This. She never really saw what all the fuss was about because she's not into bishies.
It'd be fun to see them bicker. Hinata would somehow win every argument.
I can see it. The two happen to bump into each other while in the street or something and they talk about how Naruto was such a big part of their lives.
The conversation gets a little awkward when that whole "I tried to kill him at the Valley of the End twice" thing pops up
I think it's a combination of not giving a shit and Kishi not wanting Hinata to get caught up in any Team 7 drama. I don't think we ever heard her point of view on Sasuke abandoning the village or his status at being marked for death.
All she wants is that Nurudick. But she'd probably be cool with hanging out with them now since she's achieved all her goals. Her and Pink seem to get along pretty well. And Sauce being closer to her family could have some funny outcomes.
He wasn't even at their wedding, he probably didn't know shit, then came back to Konoha one day with Naruto going, "Yeah, so while you were away, me and Hinata kinda got married."
>Sauce walks into the village a few days post-moonpocalypse.
>For some reason half the village looks like they're going to be sick or something
>Is it a genjutsu he asks Shikamaru
>"No, the new power couple has become so pure that its infecting the village with its cuteness"
Cue NH walking down the street holding hands saying sweet nothings to each other with an aura of happiness
How fucking ironic is it that Naruto has spent the entire manga making up with this guy and countless of his precessors have wasted their entire lives on the same thing and now that they've finally made up, can see eye to eye and all that jazz, the one who drives a wedge between them is Naruto's wife.
>But she'd probably be cool with hanging out with them now
Team 7 has no choice about whether Hinata hangs out with them. If Naruto is coming so is she.
I'm still amazed that some people are still so butthurt about the ending that they do things like this.
>puts her tongue in
>grabs his nuts with one hand and his ass with the other
>grinds on his waist
>pulls back with a trail of spit going between them
>gets sent to the principal's office for being 2lewd
>first thing Burrito does after school is visit uncle Kakashi to borrow some reading material
She doesn't drive a wedge between them. They are grown men with families. They don't have to homo over each other like when they were teens. Just get some ramen and sake together every so often
>They don't have to homo over each other like when they were teens
Exactly. Now they can do that vicariously through their kids. Fuck, they've probably already planned the wedding.
>the impact she has on Naruto's life
you mean the impact on Kishi's shekels?
And before anyone starts I'm not a butthurt NSfag, it's just that if you take the manga as a whole, she isn't relevant for like 97% of it.
People marry and have kids all the time, doesn't mean much.
Kishi failed hard making me care for the MC's romance, like I care about Ichiruki in Bleach or Eremika in Snk or Kenshin/Kaoru etc., because his female characters are walking stereotypes and nearly completely useless and irrelevant (apart for being baby machines, 'muh Kurenai'). No matter how hard Pierrot will try and push this shojo story, I still won't buy it. Sorry faggots, you can keep on fapping to her big tits.
>People marry and have kids all the time, doesn't mean much.
Your significant other and your children often becomes the most important people in your life. It's just how it goes. Hinata might not have been in 90% of the manga, but she's going to be a huge part of Naruto's life simply by being his wife. Not only that, but also his 'first' everything.
None of the shounen I gave as examples are either, but their mangakas are a bit less autistic than Kishi and manage to make the M/F relationships they portray more believable and interesting than the 'shoujo for dummies' ending and movie we got here.
That's why I said often, there are of course exceptions. But looking at Naruto's character alone, it's guaranteed that Hinata and their kids will become extremely important to him.
What is divorce and marrying the wrong person. I won't deny that children usually become the center of attention for most parents (unless they're assholes) but I don't know where you live if you genuinely believe the one you marry and have kids with is necessarily the one you love the most or will stay so. Just my family and quite a lot of people around me proved me this is a lie even little girls don't believe anymore.
Somehow motherfucking Kishi, and guy who supposedly hates doing romance, and Naruto, a shitty ass manga, did one thing better than 90% of dedicate romance series to date by having best girl win in such a spectacular fashion.
It's all kind of surreal. I never would of thought he had it in him. We all though Sakura was a shoe-in since Kishi always fucks up.
Heh, I loved in part one how of all the girls in the leaf village Hinata was the only one who didn't show any interest in Sasuke.
Like I think even Tenten had at least one "Oh wow he's cool" Sasuke moment if I recall.
Really what got me hooked in the first place wasn't even the main cast, it was Rock Lee kicking Sasuke and Naruto's ass followed by the first time I saw Hinata in the Chunin Exams arc.
Kishi didn't want to progress NH because it'd hinder plot and he wouldn't be able to write fluffy shit for them. Add on that to manipulate NS and fujoshits for money and you can see why all this happened
I'm satisfied with what I got.
The best girl there ever was.
I haven't kept up with anything Naruto since spoilers for the Last started coming out because, well, it's fucking Naruto.
So did Sasuke not show up for Naruto's wedding? Is this wedding available for me to view somewhere?
Naruto actually improved significantly as he got older and Hinata's absolutely bangin' by The Last.
I have no idea where the black and red color scheme came from, but I like it. He also learned that wearing an open jacket looks better than a closed one.
>What is divorce and marrying the wrong person
Not him, but this is a mango for little boys, and Hinata is the love of Naruto's life, so it goes without sayng that she made a huge impact on him and that it's going to last.
Successful marriages can happen in real life too though, if you want to bring reality into this.
I like NaruHina and I agree. It's a great pair, but the handling for it was pretty damn bad and it's funny how many fans try to excuse it with 'Kishi isn't good at romance!'. Of fucking course he isn't, but even he couldn't done the minimum of giving the pair more romantic buildup than it did.
>excuse it with 'Kishi isn't good at romance!'.
Thats not an excuse. Its just how it is.
>Of fucking course he isn't, but even he couldn't done the minimum of giving the pair more romantic buildup than it did.
Actually I think he did do the bare minimum. That's the problem. That's all he did.
makes me want to protect her from any harm
>And before anyone starts I'm not a butthurt NSfag, it's just that if you take the manga as a whole, she isn't relevant for like 97% of it
Faggots wetting their panties over such a shallow pairing should get better fucking taste.
At least he looks cocky without all the DARKNESS. I mean, you'd be a cocky little shit too if you were literally the son of Ninja Jesus and the hottest woman on the planet who is also a moon princess.
>only one picture
NH is no masterpiece by any means, but nobody expected best girl to win in a series as shitty as Naruto, let alone win to the extent she has.
>NH is no masterpiece by any means, but nobody expected best girl to win in a series as shitty as Naruto, let alone win to the extent she has.
Anon one could see it coming a mile away. NH is shit.
And just in case, before you do, NS is shit too. And you're all fags.
Yet people play house in these threads like it was the greatest pairing to ever exist or some shit.
errytime, holy shit.
I don't really care that it's a shallow pairing, it's a shallow fucking series.
All I care about is that I like Hinata, I don't have a problem with Naruto and Hinata got what she wanted since Pt 1 of Naruto loving her back.
It's a cute pairing and the fanart is adorable. That's all there is to it. Point me to someone in this thread who claims that it had great writing. Everyone here knows that there exists better pairings, but this is a fucking Naruto thread and from this shitty series alone, NH is one of the better things that could happen.
Deescalation, just letting the new generation be kids or at worst go on simple D-C ranked ninja missions.
I don't want to have to deal with seeing Burrito having to learn sage mode at fucking 10 because of some generic new generation villain.
No Hanabi, not interested.
>Yet people play house in these threads like it was the greatest pairing to ever exist or some shit.
we just think it's cute and surprisingly likeable for a shit series like naruto
you seem upset
It's gonna be tight, y'all.
>ft. nedgy wanting to fuck his cousin
I wonder how he feels about all this. He's probably fucking Hinata's mom and Hiashi's ex-wife right now in heaven.
In fact goddamn Hinata's mom must have been something to produce her and :3
Is there a better babysitter than Kurama?
It is amazing how much the story drop in quality after the pain invasion arc.
Like for example when we get to the rain village it looks like the manga is going to be as good as it was in part 1 and surpass its peak (Land of Waves arc) and then Paib's everuthing hapoens and my god shit is gettong so real.
But then we get the gigantic revival session at the end of the pain invasion arc and the entire story does not recover from that point on
>ft. nedgy wanting to fuck his cousin
I always hate to admit this, but does anyone else feel Nedgy and Hinata were supposed to get together in a world where Hinata wasn't as well received?
I feel like there was some terrible lampshading that that's what was supposed to happen, like when shouta Neji called loli Hinata cute when they first met in addition to the branch vs main conflict that may have been resolved through marriage. Then there's the whole "Neji died so NaruHina could live" thing. Why would that exist if not for Neji being Hinata's originally intended husband?
The cousin thing is fucking weird but it's Japan.
Not really, because Kishi said that he planned Naruto and Hinata to get together from the beginning. Neji possibly had feelings for Hinata but Hinata never saw Neji in a romantic light.
There was never anything between Neji and Tenten, the most she had to say about him dying was getting pissed about how she's stuck alone with the over enthusiastic retards.
She only ever showed interest in Sasuke and Kakashi.
>I feel like if her mother were in the picture she wouldn't have let Hiashi treat their daughter like shit.
She may still be alive for all we know. They never said anything about her dying. She's just not physically there and no one talks about her.
>Bolt has the Hokage necklace
Come the fuck on Kishimoto. Can't you really think of anything better for Bolt? Not only is he the exact same clone of his father/grandfather but must he also hold their same ambitions? You fucking hack.
Weren't they going to fix his eyes? Aren't they supposed to be lavender now?
Yeah, and he did, he found a girl who loves him unconditionally like her.
The don't find a weird girl was a bad fan translation. None of the official translations say anything like it.
This. My stars, this. Chasing down some thug chuunin while their OP jounin captain's watch cautiously is all this needs to be. No DBZ nonsense, just some simple jutsus and quick wits for money.
Can someone explain to me why Naruto attracted so many people that seemingly pair characters for no reason? For example, SasuHina seems inexplicably popular yet they have never interacted and I've even seen porn of them fucking in front of Naruto.
>>"And you have a daughter."
>>"Her name is Salad."
>Finally get around to watching the rip
>start it up
>pic related happens
Fuck it Naruhina dump
Shit I wish I had dreams I was in the Naruto universe.
Instead I get dreams where I'm stuck on an island and zombies chase me killing off all my friends. I think I escape but it just makes me go around in a circle back to where the dream started. I ponder what to do and I just call in a nuclear strike before having the blood sucked from me by a QT zombie queen. I bit her lip off first and spit in her face while I was a withered husk.
Kill yourself faggot.
>but does anyone else feel Nedgy and Hinata were supposed to get together in a world where Hinata wasn't as well received?
Nah, not really.
>Your taste is poor but I respect your decision to disagree with me.
>hating true love
Does this look like a happy family to you faggots? Naruhina is objectively shit.
Truly the best girl.
>"Listen, Boruto. You're a good kid, but please, for the love of Kaguya, if something bad ever happens to someone you love, promise me you won't destroy the world. Okay?"
>"Hey, Sala- Sarada. Your father is very special to me, but if you're ever feeling like you're about to fall into darkness or something, talk to somebody. I'm always here."
>"Himawari... you don't need to change at all. Just make sure those two don't do anything stupid, okay? You're my favorite."
Even after all these years, the cake is somehow left unspoiled. I'm convinced Kakashi is a fag.
Nigga, you need to get your eyes checked. That's just a regular ass bolt.
Yeah, it's a shame Naruto is a fashion disaster for the entirety of the series. At least his hokage outfit is /fa/ as fuck.
>dat ass on pre-Shippuden Hinata
>implying Coolest Guy would let Naruto name his son after Coolest Guy
>mfw Naruto learned about the second Hyuga bloodline on the wedding night
>being stacked as fuck
Explain to me why you faggots haven't watched the spin-off yet.
Of course it will, only that it isn't gay anymore.
>narutards telling snktards to go to tumblr
>Burrito not wearing one of those pussy deflector headbands
He's already a step above his dad and grandpa.
>or HashiMada homospawn
It's usually this one. How the fuck is that even possible?
>What does she leave out?
>What does she add in?
>implying it wasn't a loveless political marriage.
There's a reason why he had at most one kid and why he or she ended up so unremarkable despite having an Uzumaki jinchuuriki and the most ridiculously overpowered ninja in history as parents.
Too busy spoiling the kid to teach it?
Too busy running the village to teach it?
Maybe the kid had no interest in ninja shit?
Hashi and Mito shamelessly spoiled the fuck out of Tsunade.
She got where she did on Hiruzen's guidance.
>It was shown in a post-credits omake of the Naruto: Shippūden episode 77 that she is also wary and insecure about her figure and being single way past the perceived marriageable age, even expressing jealousy of Kurenai's ample bust and relationship with Asuma.
Literally they can just slap both her and Kakashi in one scene, write "And they fuck" and leave it at that. Really who would get upset about that.
>talking shit about Uzumaki bitches
Goddammit Hinata and Naruto need to get to work on a red haired daughteru right fucking now.
It's Hashirama we are talking about here, he loves everyone, Kishi simply didn't care for explaining the Family Tree for many characters.
Madara is the one who did to spread his seeds, despite no confirmation whatsoever that he knocked some useless Uchiha girls up, the way Obito refers to Madara as his "honorable forefather" (very specific in Japanese) and how Madara parrots Hashirama's speech that he would kill his own family to mantaing his order while stabbing Sasuke, says more to his ties than Kishi ever bothered to explain.
>Goddammit Hinata and Naruto need to get to work on a red haired daughteru right fucking now
>pairing Kakashi with a woman
>jeopardizing all those KakaIru fujo NEET funbux
Then he's done his job and we've done hours.
It's a sign of things to come. Sasuke better prepare to kiss his clan goodbye. All will become glorious Namikaze Aryans.
Calm your tits and wait for Movie and Short Manga about the kids, a hybrid Byakugan is just pending.
do they ever explain why sasuke did a 180 and married sakura? was that like a term for his absolution or something? and what happended to karen? what happened to orochimaru? fuck did every bad guy get absolved because "atleast they weren't satan"
He has to wait until Naruto has another kid. The MC couple always has to have one more kid than the next in importance.
Same with all other couples, they can't have two kids until Naruto has four kids and Sasuke has at least three.
He just better pray his genes are strong enough to avoid a pink haired fuccboy.
edo tensei needs some blood or DNA to work, guess he didn't want to dredge the river to find his corpse, though he probably would have washed up downstream in a few days so I guess it's a plothole.
SasuHina is the result of NS shippers knowing that Hinata would have a horrible ending if she doesn't get paired with Naruto.
So they just use "muh parallels" and see that Sasuke is just a clone of Hinata so they ship it.
Bring him back at the bottom of the Ocean floor, so he would die again due the Water Pressure?
Tsunade is a clear headed drunk, that's how she managed to fool Jiraya in arc that introduced her.
I had no idea shipping was so fucking serious in Naruto. Then again, there are rabid shippers when it comes to Bleach too. I just didn't know there were people that still took Naruto so seriously.
>Kakashi goes so much better with Guy, Yamato, Coolest Guy
Fuck off Rin and take your slash fiction with you.
What do you think ended up killing him?
Naruto is an action shonen filled with a bunch of teenagers with unique designs, it's pretty much a perfect fit for shipperfaggots.
And characters aren't as asexual as they are in Bleach or in OP.
>Well Sasuke can have more than one kid you know
>He just better pray his genes are strong enough to avoid a pink haired fuccboy
The days of the Uchiha as infamous warlords and conquerors has ended. It's time for them to become the sissy whiteboi buttsluts they were always destined to be.
Thank you based Pink.
SS was by far the most developed pairing in part 1. Sasuke was like a week away from returning her feelings before Itachi mindraped him and told him to get more hatred.
Kishi is just pretending everything that happened in Part 2 can be solved with a sorry and an offscreen trip to ninja Mexico.
Holy shit this site, my sides. I wish I was reading these sites when the "shipping wars" were going on. This amount of shipper content generated towards a manga without a romance tag is absolutely amazing. I don't think we'll ever see a phenomenon like this with a different manga ever again.
Is there a Naruhina equivalent to this?
>implying she won't be a bitch to Sasuke for all the bullshit he put her husbando through
I wouldn't mind seeing a bit more of Hinata's icy side. She can be downright frigid when she wants to be.
That perverted nigga reads porn in front of evryone though
Either he's using it to find out new dubious methods to land more bishes or he's asexual
His summons are dogs, so I think its the former
And I think he'd end up with Yugao anyways
I actually think the GOAT team would be Naruto, Shikamaru, and Hinata. ALL the bases would be covered thoroughly. I'm really upset we didn't get chapters with team variations.
Kakashi is too in love with wizardry to get laid.
Who would be the planner? With Naruto's shadow clones and Hinata's byakugan, they'd have the bases covered as far as tracking goes. Naruto, Kiba, and Hinata are to heavy on taijutsu, not to mention Naruto and Kiba are both to headstrong and would result in some potentially bad team dynamics. Replacing Kiba with Shikamaru would give their team a superb strategist that knows how to make use of the teams best abilities, along with opening the possibility of capture missions because of shadow possession.