Why does /a/ hate yuri?

Cuz in porn more rod is always better

I wish nothing but death on this thread format.

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>>118574887
I don't hate yuri

>>118574887
Why is 90% of all yurishit about highschool girls? Even fujoshit had more variety.

I like yuri, I hate yurifags.

>>118575255
Self-hatred isn't healthy, anon.

>>118575300
Says you.

Half because of /u/, half because of a bunch of crusading shitposters on /a/.

He's an okay guy
Neil Armstrong was better.

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>>118574887
I wonder if Troid-sama will come again

Yuri with lolis is best

Is this a yuri thread? Because I want to talk about Kannaduki no Miko.

>>118574887
Fuck off with your "why does /a/ hate [insert thing /a/ likes]" threads.

>>118575142
Because it's just a middle/high-school phase.

>>118576412
You failed when you didn't spell it Kannazuki.

Can we just go back to Homu it's time threads or something? This is fucking retarded

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>>118576457

>>118575877
>Troid-sama
Who?

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>>118574887
Because I realized that boy should love boys and girls should love girls but I'm mad at my inability to make any changes to society souch that it becomes the norm.

>>118577587
Literal autism.

>>118577587
Hunting witches is the best.

I hate yuri because I see it as mostly male pandering, but in a really boring way.

>>118574887

I dislike yuri because it's fucking boring.

I mean really, no one wants to watch 12 episodes of cute girls making out/cuddling under sheets.

>>118577587
I don't understand, what's happening here? A yurifag mod deletes yuri translations? What is happening here?

Because of obnoxious retarded shitposters. Otherwise known as yurifaggots. If we could somehow force out their filth, yuri threads would be left in peace without any cancer to stamp out.

>>118575255
This.

>>118577587
Ah. I worked with him once at Paya-paya. That place was fun. Trolling real life lesbians is one the funniest shits ever. They fall for baits so easy, it's like the trolling is on auto-pilot. Sucks that I was banned after only a couple weeks. Wanted to troll them more.

>>118576412
>Kannaduki
Also save it for the Crossange threads tomorrow.

Stop pretending their is a consensus on anything just so you can put up reply bait.

Yuri is love.
Yurifaggots are shit.

>>118577836
But what when it gets heavy
HEAVY

>>118578087
>replying to pasta

>>118577836
sono hanabira anime when?

>>118578156
I actually hope it doesn't happen and I love yuri. It's fine as a VN series and it'll just lead to even more retarded faggots from both sides shitting up threads.

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>>118574887

I like yuri, but when it switches to futa I have to make decision whether to keep fapping or switch to something else.

>...fuck it.

>>118577852
Some guy with a chip on his shoulder goes nuts because he doesn't like crack pairings and goes on long autistic combative rants on multiple boards on 4chan, as well as various other forums.

The mods step in, do their job, he takes it as a personal slight, is now waging war against a particular mod, apparently named Troid.

You can always tell who it is because he'll talk about "insulting the characters" and taunting the mods.

On the other hand, maybe the guy just really likes crack and gets it in a passive aggressive way.

>>118578275
Because crackshit is the absolutely worst part of shipperfaggotry. Even worse if it breaks up preexisting couples. I fully agree with anyone who demonizes that shit.

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>>118574887
I'm a yurifag but one day other yurifags trampled on a pure het love story in the name of yuri, now I have to kill my old comrades one by one.

That's right, I'm here to save /a/ from yuri.

>>118578355
I don't like it either, but of all the things to go nuts over.

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>>118578370
nooo don't kill people

>>118578370
Fuck you. I'm going to save /a/ and yuri itself from yurifaggots.

/u/ please, there's nothing gay about two girls being lesbians.

>>118578370
I don't see the real yurifaggots bitching in incest threads. What did they bitch about?

>>118575107
>>118578409

I never got the feeling that they were in love with each other.

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>>118578515
They have an interesting relationship, but I think they did fall in love with each other.
for what it is, how can two girls really fall in love normally during war?

>>118578452
What about traps sucking dicks?

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We love yuri.

Dumping a yuri manga from Kuzushiro in this thread.

>>118578778

I can't self insert.

>>118579247
Have you tried yoga and other flexibility exercises?

This OP screams imminent shitposting. I suggest abandoning the thread and moving on to >>118578778 before yurifaggots shows up to bitch about "hurr durr stupid hetfags".

>>118579289
only trying to suck my own dick

>>118574887
Because there are a lot of anon's who just like to bully others.

>>118578156
When they get 50k followers, allegedly.
I would settle for a nice new OVA.
Runa/Takako preferably.

I mean, how is it that shit like Boku no Pico exists while there is almost no yuri and especially no loli yuri?

>>118579581
I'm going to riot because of the lack of /ll/.

>>118577836
Good to watch pre-p0rn

>>118574887
Because there is not many canon yuri anime so /u/fags have to shit up perfectly good series with their cancerous shitposting.

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>>118574887
It's not that I hate yuri, it's that I can't get excited if there isn't a penis involved.

>>118579902
>I'm going to riot because of the lack of /ll/.
It's the best thing, how come so few people have good taste?

>>118574887
damn thats some hot pussy petting

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>>118574887
Because >>>/u/

Don't have the one I want to post so this will have to do.

>>118575142
See>>118576457

Yuri does not so much subvert gender roles in Japan as it does reinforce them.

Women are expected to, or at least it's not considered abnormal to "date" other women in high school and earlier because it is viewed as a way to experience love/sex/whatever whilst remaining "pure." Consequently, actual lesbians are considered to be women who have refused to grow up. They are not considered to actually exist in Japan.

Likewise, this is how it's treated in the yuri genre (with the exception of a minority sub-genre). Girls date other girls before and on through high school, then after high school they "grow up" and start dating boys.

Yuri is reflective of the cultural mindset. There are few yuri series which explore the lives of adults because adult women do not date adult women.

There are exceptions, but this is the norm.

>>118581498
>There are exceptions, but this is the norm.
>way less than 50% of yuri works are the norm
Alright buddy.

>>118581498
What's it like to be stuck in 2002?

>>118579974
You mean the shipperfaggots for actual straight girls and the shits who unironically post "hetfag".

>>118574887
degenerate. go back to /b/

>>118574887
Because you have your own containment board.
If everyone enjoyed yuri as much as you there wouldn't be one.

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So was 2014 the year of yuri afterall? can we hope for more yuri in 2015 with yuri kuma arashi and whatever else might be in store?

or is yuri dead and buried for good?

>>118581708
I must be new here. The one time I seriously saw someone say "hetfag" without being tongue-in-cheek was that retarded Brazilian fucker.

Now that was a tool. So self-unaware, he actually tried to namefag himself after girls from Raildex, a.k.a. that novel series where the only "yuri" comes from obnoxious little shits who are usually ditched or killed off by their unrequited, 100% straight crushes.

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>>118582087
2006 was the year of yuri anon

>>118582087
>So was 2014 the year of yuri afterall?
Were you even here this entire year? It's still going on too.

>>118582231
It wasn't even full yuri either because hermaphrodites.

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>>118582323
>hermaphrodites
no

>>118580403
Because having taste this good is suffering.

>>118582087
>bunch of yuri shows
>not explicit yuri shows and the usual suspects homo-ing it up
>10th anniversaries for flagship couples
>/co/ in flames

Good year.

>>118582489
This. I wish I could just be a haremfag.