Why is there no sad panda thread up?
Why are cake doujins so hard to find?
milfs don't always cut it
Does anyone think that Mayonnaise is a little wrong in the head? I've seen worse stories in terms of torture and stuff but there's always something about the setting in his works that makes me feel like the author is a little deranged. Besides the large insertion stuff obviously because that's nothing compared to that "one sane person in an insane world" feeling I get from Mayonnaise. There's usually one girl crying why is this happening and the rest of the world treats it as normal.
also is there anything else like this because it's the only stuff that gets me tingling in that way. Even thinking about it in bed makes my balls pull up in the cumming position
I'm sick and tired of these threads, really.
All you want is to "troll" me and the other "newfags" with your "complicated" links about awesome hentai and shit and all the motherfucking links are broken and only show a fucking panda.
This is what trolling is these days? Fuck this shit. Fuck all of you.
Kanbe tank is up
You know that you could just google how to get past the panda, right?
Anyone got more stuff with girls in suits? I'd assume there'd be some overlap between office ladies and christmas cakes, too. Anyways, dumping what I have
And the more cake-looking, the better. I like breasts as much as the next guy, but there's big tits, and then there's cow tits, or asses.
Really nigger? Is prolapse the only problem that you got with that doujin?
Pretty much, the whole thing was pretty silly, but the prolapse was just a bit too unrealistic for my tastes; she should have been writhing in pain, no way that would feel good.
>it's hard if you have to download the whole thank
because this isn't the case for majority of ehentai users. Once they implement individual upload of magazines EX will be flooded by Sanagi Torajirou, Mizuryu Kei or whatever popular artist from that said magazine, in varying image quality. making ehentai worse than hentaifromhell or pururin.
I wish i could stop, i hate when i fap alot the same thing over and over and get bored of it eventually.
All time? i cant think of one.
So can new users not get on exhentai anymore? I just tried to help a friend access it using the cookie editing method and he keeps getting a cookie called "igneous" when he refreshes and still a sadpanda. I guess this has been happening for a while now, but do you just wait a while until you can access it or are you fucked if you made your account after a certain date?
Also pic related so assholes don't think reply >a friend
>we will never be raped by a gang of horny of slut onee-sans.
and taken to the disneyland of sluts
I think I have looped guys
I started with vanilla
then I got into tentacles and mindbreak shit.
I then got off to even weirder stuff.
But now I came back to vanilla which gets me diamond dick
Anyone else had this happen?
Any recommendations for hentai that has an underlying focus / utilization of specifics in anatomy? Both in the male and female. (Can't figure how to phrase it at the moment, pic acting as an example.) Things with frenulum / foreskin play.
It feels shallow when there's no real substance behind how the story and act as a whole evolves. IF she says the typical "omg you're so hard already, it's twitching like you're going to cum etc" what's happening should reflect that, rather than her just jerking him off or something.
For fuck's sake I can barely make a sentence. What is wrong with me today.
they're releasing it chapter by chapter or so I've read about it on a hentai forum. The said poster is annoyed with the chapter shit (and his Renai sample book isn't mailed to him yet) and is planning to mail a bomb to jacob's parent or something.
Would you mind if they don't are exactly bisexual?
Or that he isnt a little boy?
Newfag making a (surelly) obvious question, but...
Why the Panda thing? No, really, what's ther porpuse?
Make harder to watch it?
It's like a "test" to separate ppl who can "pass over it" from those who cant?
Im sure you were looking for something like this but whit schoolgirls:
And this is all i found.
Sorry it took a while, i got distracted by the K-ON doujin where they get fucked by a ninja turtle.
>tfw I got past the panda like a year ago on my desktop but I don't remember how to do it anymore
>tfw I like to look at my phone while I fap but I can't get past the panda on my phone
I usually get myself going looking at sadpanda and then run off and fap to lesser things and/or the memories of the kickass doujin I found
it's all an elaborate ruse / inside joke
people put up links with exhentai.org/g/xxxxx/xxxxxxxx that always direct you to a panda to troll you
everyone here actually uses their imagination to fap
I cant actually belive that. That require a level of coordination that is FAR away of the capabilities of 4chan.
Anyway, if it is an "elavorate ruse", it really lose ther joke when get explained. Sorry all about that.
Keep talking about your imaginary fap.
Capcha: rorskey tentacle
Not really. He made a blog post in August apologizing for his disappearance, and said that his appearances in Wani zines would continue to be irregular, and sort of hinted that he was doing something else that he couldn't disclose.
I think it's pretty hilarious and requires very little effort
someone just has to suggest to somebody that they should google how to get past the panda and BAM!
they download malware or they follow guides that would get their computers bricked forever
this guy gets it
Inoue Makito's second tank is coming soon (he said most likely February), and both of those stories will be in it. Then it's just a matter of time (at the current rate, a fucking huge amount of time) until you-know-who releases it.
Hello again, /a/. There wasn't a panda thread up yesterday so I couldn't post this, but I want you to know that I translated Methonium's debut work (you remember that ass manga from a while ago? Same guy).
This one has a cute Christmas cake for OP, too.
i found this looking for a wanko number one doujin
Does anyone remember a loli douj where the guy's licking some girl's pussy and the girl's older sister (older friend?) goes "you pervert! lolicon!" then gives up and starts trying to seduce the guy too? I thought it was To Love-Ru, but I can't find it.
This is the only fat I want
Shiwasu no Okina's recent mogudanification of the bodies is starting to have me worried.
>Browsing through Shindol's works
>Two of the most recent uploads are tagged with scat
Is he getting into it now or are they quick, one panel scenes?
Here a present I haven't read it yet
The only weak one was the Idolmaster one, maybe I lack that kind of fetish.
14 was kind of redundant because he wasn't the only one with that idea.
The KanColle ones were neat with some twists.
Truly a fate worse than death.
This is part of a random page from my favorites.
Did I do good?
Hey /a/, I use manga organizer to keep track of my galleries and it's been working great, but then I got to wondering if theres a similar program to tag single images, like a personal booru of sorts. Windows tagging is horrible so thats not an option, and I have thousands of images that I can't fap to because they're all thrown together with unrelated stuff. So, anybody know of something like that?
> hydrus network
> It browses with tags instead of folders, a little like a *booru on your desktop. Tags and files can be anonymously shared through custom servers that any user may run.
I found these in my favorites if it makes you feel better about my lack of flat chest doujins.
Fucking glorious anon, I'm not at home to download it right now but those screenshots and description make it sound exactly like what I'm looking for. Many thank man.
made an account about a week ago and got on without any problems using the cookie editing method
also nice try with >a friend
I can pull up a picture easily without an account through a proxy.
A lot of people is having issues accessing sad panda because the only thing they are doing is deleting the cookies.
It isn't enough.
You need to create an account at e-hentai, log in and then you can access sad panda
Anyone know where pic related is from?
Google only returns a link to 4chan archive but that doesn't seem to provide any name or title.
Sadpanda doesn't seem to recognize it either.
It's not non-H. I can actually help you find this one. Go to your post on the archive, click "view same", then look through those posts.
From now on, on top of using google you should do that too.
Btw, I wanted to try it but it doesn't work.
Reason, 4archive doesn't have a "view same" button like the other archives.
But thanks anyway, it's still something that could help me in the future.
Thank you a lot too!
I desire to irrumate with a healthy girl.
This is honestly the most boner inducing page of any doujin ever.
He carries her to the bed, they kiss, then he fingers her until she cums. After that she gets amazed by how big his invisible dick is and starts sucking on it. He then tit fucks her a little and asks for permission to stick it in. She's alright with it, but gives a glance at the closet where the husband is hiding. They start fucking and the chapter ends.
Synopsis : If fapnote had shinigami eyes
Synopsis : Osanajijimi tries to cheer her friend
by making him serve her.
It's just a dog pooping, does that count as scat?
Anyone know of any good apps for exhentai? :c
I want to be able to login and access favorites too. Slideshow is a huge bonus.
Did Wani force the doujin db to not list the new x-eros and kairakuten releases? It's been a couple of months now and x-eros 23-25 aren't there. Same for some kairakuten/beast. I imagine it's the same with shitsurakuten though I didn't verify that one.
Anyway, how can they stop it from even listing the authors? Fucking bs.
May you post what they are called?
I don't hate boatsluts or anything. I just like seeing them suffer.
I need your help /a/ I have an urge to fap to this doujin I found a while ago but can't seem to find it. It starts out standard mother and son where the mother gets in an accident and after her recovery she starts to come on to her son lightly at first then a lot harder. Can't remember it too well but I think there's a few pages of her being pregnant in the end.
Why wouldn't it be?
Wani can't restrict such things, MugiMugi is just lazy.
Are you healthy today? you should get checked.
The upper body is very important!
>someone will spout hate because there is no loli Why can't we all live in peace and harmony? ;_;
My brother in arms
My fucking nigger.
>Nips would rather be cuckolded than cuckqueaned away from their waifu.
>this genre will never have a boom because Nips are busy masturbating to fat faceless men fucking their waifus into submission
>we will forever have sub-150 English results on sadpanda
I don't know man, we've had a boom in HEALTHy girls lately.
M-Maybe male:netorare will get that amount of attention in the future. ;_;
I just came so hard that my semen bounced back from the tissue and got into my shirt.
Anyone had this experience before?
>Lying down in bed masturbating
>go and clean it up
>lie back down
>notice I just lyed my head into some cum
Sometimes I just don't know how it gets there, the first shot is always really trippy, it shoots the furthest but it goes so fast that you don't see where the start of the rope goes
Yeah it's really difficult to not get messy.
I tried to wrap around my whole cock with a tissue but I ended up breaking it before cumming.
It's really annoying, and I don't want to
eat my cum because it's gross
I've done so much freaky shit and currently trying to orgasm through my prostate but finding it very difficult or can't do it at all without a dildo.
I've tried funny shit like wrapping the end of my dick with toilet paper and tying it to my dick with an elastic band as if I've got a condom on and seeing how much i can cum inside of it til it eventually goes through.
I've came in my mouth multiple times and it sort of got addicting, not because I enjoyed the taste but because it gets me so fucking horny doing so.
I managed to suck my dick but man its really destroyed my back getting myself in the position to do so and I'm still recovering after a month, doesn't help that I get the horny urge to do it again every week or so and make my back even worse
Surprisingly precum tastes nice but cum itself does not
I think his work clearly shows how morals in a society are derived by their nurture and their believe of "what is right" like today its perfectly normal to eat a cow, where as if you were born in a society where they taught you that eating cow is a sin you'd be raised to believe such thing
I edged for an entire day and when I was done I had to clean the entire desk and computer case.
I also gave my monitor some vertical lines because some got underneath the screen somehow.
Never again. I had to shower because I drooled all over myself like some retard without even noticing.
And when you clean it it just gets worse, yeah we all have experimented this atleast once.
Wanna hear something even better? i fell of the edge because i sneezed.
I didn't know that could happen.
Jesus fuck anon, did you at least make an O-face before painting your property in salty, alabaster affection?
thanks for reminding me I can't find E.C.M. 3 anywhere and I can't just buy it because DLsite started rejecting my card for no reason.
Help me, /a/. I can't remember a title of a h-manga I've read on sadpanda, it was about a teacher who married a lying whore of a woman, who fooled him into thinking he knocked her up, only to discover years later that the daughter wasn't his, but then one of his girl students came and saved him, good end. Anybody ever read that?
You won't find it on the panda any more.
yeah sucking yourself off is pretty nasty on the back
it doesn't hurt for more than a couple hours for me
I really dislike the weird feeling in your mouth after
spittingout the cum
Anybody got doujins where girls are forced to drink urine?
It's kind of hard to find, when I type "urination" i just get all sorts of girl fluids, where they either cum or simply pee on the floor.
Not really what I'm looking for.
Thanks in advance, guys!
Here have some Yuzuki n Dash
>so much I have to clean multiple nearby appliances.
>surely I am emptied
How come it keeps dribbling out of your dick for like an hour after something like this? Fucking dicks I swear to god.
Is ehentai grabber + downthemall currently working for anyone? I can not for the life of me figure out why it isn't working anymore on my machine. I even tried installing an older version of firefox (v30) and it's still not working correctly.
Pic related is what keeps happening. Please send help.
It can't be helped. I can't control my dick when see this masterpiece.
Too bad I know only few mangos with these elements, especially Brain Fuck + Lolicon.
Does anyone know where this is form? I feel like I should know the artist but I can't remember at all.
When translating into english, how would you guys deal with らめ vs だめ. Should I slur the words to something like "shtop" to convey the slurring, or not because it sounds kind of retarded. I would ask DJT, but I don't think they have a thread up.
Slur the words, if they become incomprehensible you can always put the intended words in parentheses or something. It does sound retarded (or silly in some cases) because that's how it's supposed to sound. Like they're out of their mind.
I once shot through 8 layers and plastered my wall with jizz.
Made it 6 feet up the wall from a seated position.
I have never been more proud of something in my life.
for me it just happens when it happens. for some reason, i didn't have to click on it upon entering the thread. on other sadpanda threads, i might have to click it so there might not be a concrete way to fix it
either that or i'm retarded
>2 new aerial rave doujins in one day
My dick is not ready
gimme a hand here; I was drunk and fapping to one of these threads a few months ago and I found this 100ish page doujin about this dude who goes to visit his dad in the middle of nowhere and his dad keeps a harem of daughters as fuck toys
i cant remember much more other than the protag killing his dad at the end and some paranormal tier stuff that i cant remember
thank you, friends
Does anyone happen to know either the source or artist for this?
"Gut" is the High German word for "farm" and "gut" is the High German word for "good", while "dubliatos" - or rather "Dubliatos", as he is called in the The Good Life and The Seven Philosophers of Diogenes Laertios, ancient Greek philosopher from 245 B.C., founder of the School of Kilikia, is the inquiring statesman that questions Asephones on the possible duality of the numbers 9 and 9, which he perceives to be of sublime aesthetic quality.
I'm working on my very first translation. Before I do the rest of it, can I get some input on typesetting/font choice/leveling? Basically, is this okay? I don't know if I overleveled or underleveled, or if the fonts are too big or whatnot.
the font look curvy and unstable? If you like all caps typesetting, try using CCMeanwhile or CC Astrocity for regular dialogue.
or just refer to this guide to kickstart your journey of suffering.
>fondly remember fapping to Takatsu
>see King's App
Version 2, got better raws, and changed the font
>better don't bother.
I don't really care if it gets removed from panda or anything like that. Wani's home to almost all of my favorite artists, and a handful of them don't even have a single translated chapter. This is one such artist.
If your text get close to the border like
>and you're only a first year, so I bet you're popular
just add the layer style STROKE. to get around that bullshit. Avoid having different font size for regular dialogue balloons.
I read a good one the other day but I forgot the name, and no combination of tags could help me find it.
Public use school girls, and not by artist: mayonnaise, there's one chapter where some teachers are doing night shift, and a teacher who everyone calls Gorilla or something.
>Public use school girls, and not by artist: mayonnaise, there's one chapter where some teachers are doing night shift, and a teacher who everyone calls Gorilla or something.
Houshi Iin no Oshigoto - The Job of a Committee Member
It was removed from ehentai by request of FAKKU!
Speaking of that place, the moron is on /h/ trying to deal out damage control. It works better for him on a slower board because he can't be as readily confronted, but it also means he has no excuse for missing any questions.
>It was removed from ehentai by request of FAKKU!
No, the request came from Wani, which is not the same thing. FAKKU only cares about uploads of actual FAKKU releases, not about scanlations.
>I'd love to get this one translated, but, you know.
why are you guys such pussies? just translate it and throw it out there. oh but you guys need credit for your epeen though, right?
Because working on something takes time and effort away from something else. And there's a lot of something elses. It'd be nice to just shoot something out every single day.
I give up. Ive tried to figure out how to get past sadpanda and ive even googled it. Still cant do it. I have the account on the g.e-hentai page and ive tried the cookie trick but nothing works. Any help?
Does there exist doujins with girls wearing this sort of bellydancer kind of outfit? More specifically, the kind of see-through pants/sleeves that they wear. Shit makes me hard as diamonds.
Wouldn't even know where to start with tags.