You can to keep your neet lifestyle and get some money as long

Fuck no, I don't want to depend on nobody.

I'll have my own house and fill it with anime figures.

I'd be some bitch's breeding stud for the rest of my life if I could be a house husband and get a modest allowance, sure. The problem is people aren't to be trusted. Someone who promises something "for the rest of your life" should never be trusted. The simple way around a promise like that is to just kill you. But more likely you'll just be tossed out on your ass when you are too old.

Sure.
Though I'd NTR the shit out of him.

Not /a/ related.

>>117915438
I thought /a/ is neet related, or is it /jp/?

>>117915097
Taking care of a kid isn't being a NEET.

>>117915097

As long as I can fuck women on the side with my bajina, I would consider it.

>>117915785
>Employment
No.
>Education
No.
>Training
No.

It's still NEET, even if it's socially-acceptable to be a NEET mother.

>>117915097
>implying anyone wouldn't
Free food, free money, free sex, free happiness
Who wouldn't accept?

>>117917734
>betraying my waifu
never

>>117917734
You forgot to mention the best thing, shitposting on 4chan all day, every day.

>>117918113
While having sex.

>>117915097
B-but I'm a boy!

>>117918314
But we're all girls here.

>>117915097
Only if it was a relationship like in Okusan. I actually always wanted to be a cute housewife.

I'd be willing to do that for my husbando.

>>117915097
some people are desperate for money and have no other way to live. no one would pay for me ;_;

>implying housewives have time to shitpost on 4chan
The laundry, the grocery, kid crying, kid making a mess out of stuff I just tidied, fixing broken stuff, cooking dinner, planning kid's academic pathway, doing taxes, assessing insurance plans...

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>>117922541
If I recall, we had some older married women and even mom anons that even posted in mom / cake threads.

They are here and they also shitpost so never doubt that there are moms roaming on /a/.

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>>117915097
Is he cute? Daughter or boy?
Otokono?

I'm not against it necessarily. Am I a milf?

>>117922880
They were just pretending, I guarantee you, you gullible anon

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>>117923028
I believe there must be at least some moms here that are too shy to post or just don't care about telling anyone that they are females and mothers, why they should to begin with? it's an anonymous board.

Also doing house work doesn't take your entire day, I do that and I have more than enough time to browse 4chan and watch my shit.

>>117915097
I become a girl and be his housewife? Or he has gay sex with me and I be a male housewife?
No to both either way

>>117923342
Even if they are, they probably are flat ones, with not very big hips, nothing like my hentai.

My used to be to find a woman who just wants a man to stay at home and take care of the cooking/cleaning/kids/etc. while she goes off to pursue her big career woman dream stuff. But I gave up on that a long time ago. I just want to watch cartoons until I die now and hopefully not come back to do it all over again this time.

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>>117915097
>let a man impregnated you and let you become a housewife for the rest of your life.

Loophole, doesn't say I have to be a housewife to the man.

Plan:
>Get impregnated by the man
>Break off relations
>Find cute lesbian girl
>Raise child with her and marry her

>>117915310

house husband is my dream job

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>>117923646
>Being gay.

>>117915097
>wasn't ntr
>story about a gold digger that slept with a guy because she thought he hit the lottery
I can fap to this

>>117915097
Only if it isn't a faceless fat man.

No

My misbegotten pride wouldn't allow it

No.

>>117922880

That's kinda hot

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>>117922880

>may have been called a retarded faggot by a hot mom on /a/

doushio

>>117915097
Only if when I become a girl, the man that impregnates me is the male version of my waifu.

>>117920659

I'd pay for you if you're a girl.

>>117922880
>tfw no hot mom to whisper lewd things to you

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>>117923710

>>117924016
How about you go kill yourself sweetie

There used to be an anon who was serious about this fort of thing, he was looking for a maid. He said he would pay for everything and even hormone treatment to make his partner more feminine. I think he found someone to be his sexual maid as he hasn't posted in years.

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Fuck yes. It's all I've ever wanted. I love cooking, and cleaning is no problem. Why won't a sexy business woman come sweep me off my feet?

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>>117924328
They were doing pretty fine the last time I heard. The maid anon must be a curvy girl nowadays, she probably also gets dicked all day with only an apron.

>>117924328

>I think he found someone

or he took the one way trip to balamb garden

>>117924415
>>117924415
Well that's something.

>>117924400
i want the same thing

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>>117924415
>that bright red ass

>>117924415
>that magic wand
>that condom pack opened on the floor
>that spanked butt.

I wonder if meido-chan is into bdsm.

>>117924415
What board?
Also that filename kind of kills it being real.

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>>117924415

>>117924730
I didn't save the picture the first time that anon posted so I had to search on the archive, took quite a while.

>>117924415
Fake and gay.
That's obviously just some anon staging the photo with his friend who happens to be a girl or maybe extremely girly looking.

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>>117924854
It could be fake but I like to believe there's some kinky anon out there that has a trap maid and bangs her boypussy every single day.

Also that pic was a reposted a couple of times on 4chan and it's quite old and the anon also never posted about his maid anymore.

>>117924797

He means the pic of the person in the cage has a 4chan file name in that anon's post.

>>117925295
>trap maid
I doubt the maid has a dick anymore, anon...

>>117915174
I need no man!!!!!!

>>117925552
Well, we can't have everything. I hope that anon makes the maid his waifu then and fuck both her pussies.

>>117923722
sauce?

>>117924507
>>117924599
>>117924687
>>117924730
>>117924784
>>117925295
It's been confirmed fake, not even a guy, it's a girl.

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>>117925755
You could google it but I will help you out this time.

>>117925793
Prove it faggot.

>>117925793
>not even a guy, it's a girl.
Ew

>>117915681
A lot of us may be NEETs, but it isn't really related to anything.

As for the question, hell yeah, as long as I get a decent allowance.

>>117925834
>spoofeeding a retard

>>117923342
There was a mom posting once.
Got everyone's sympathies because her husband was a faggot who wouldn't touch her during the pregnancy, also having to pee all the time was apparently the worst part about it.

>>117925834
not that anon, but that pic didn't help. post a unique page or something, like the one with the title

>>117925834
>>117926228
i still can find it

>>117926228
I did it just to annoy you.

>>117926332
How to catch a retard.

>>117926336
can't***
>>117926332
it is with the title but i still cant find it

>>117925834
>literally have been seraching for 15 minutes and still can't find a link

>>117926252
>wouldn't touch her
NTR, soon . . . !

>>117925834

>3,000,000 yen

Was this before inflation or something? That's chump change in the long term.

>>117926252

>Not fucking her even more because of the pregnancy
>there are men who are actually not aroused by pregnant women, not even their own wife

Bet he's just in it for a loli.

>>117925793

Any retard can see it, that place is no rich boy's room

I mean look at it it's all filthy and shit

>>117926425
Not all girls are cheating whores, I do believe her husband was a faggot though.

Preggo sex is one of my fetishes, it should be every man fetish since it's about fucking your waifu that you impregnated and sucking her lactating breasts.

>>117926332
>>117926336
>>117926381
>>117926417

This is what happen when you spoonfeed retards.

>>117926503
>it should be every man's fetish
mah nigga

>>117926417

Check the filename of the OP

>>117926601
I did. That's what I've been searching.

>>117915097
That's most women aim for.

>>117926636
Ishikawa Shisuke the artist now stop posting and go fap for fuck sake.

>>117926636

It's the one and only result in e-hentai

Found it!!

>>117925859
It's the girls from here A86A908. The place without milfs.

>>117926692
>>117926691
It doesn't show up on ex-hentai or e-hentai.

>>117926636
You're not even trying
>not working for your fap

>>117926771
I give up, I can't help you anymore anon.

Also 8/10 you made me try to help you and kept trolling me even after I gave you all that info. I will just stop helping people, maybe that was your keikaku.

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>>117924400

Oh, fuck me. Thanks for posting this image, this manga is amazing. Onto the next story, now.

>99 year old virgin travelling back in time via a robodick to tell his young self he's never seen a vagina

Sometimes /a/ makes me wonder why am I even alive

>>117926836
>>117926787
I literally could not find it, I'm not trolling you.

>>117926836
You should also kill yourself.

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>>117926908
Make me.

http://exhentai.org/s/07e5c489b2/758400-128


found it

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>>117915438

>>117926446
Might just be the translators.
300m yen that way

>The FUCKING FILENAME has the title written

Is this what /v/ feels like

what a whore
She didn't even confirm that he was rich.
At least she didn't go for old guys with one foot in the grave.

/a/, you wouldn't fuck an old guy right? Even if he was super loaded?

>>117927097
i BLAME MOOT THE FAGGOT.

Alright guys I have a plan, but I need some one to pull it off with me.

You want to be a cute milf right? So do I . So we both fuck each other and get each other pregnant, then we're not only both milfs but we're married to each other. Sounds fun right?

>>117924415
>no butt-shaped hole to stick his butt out of and get fucked while in his cage

you had one job

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>>117927315
I think I read a doujin like that once anon. Does this picture remind you of anything?