ITT: Crab

I'd station her nery if you know what I'm sayin'.

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Okay.

>>117816682
Crab is fucking gorgeous.

More like crap

Monkey is objectively better

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>>117816682
More like ITT: Cancer

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Kani

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>>117816796
Whatever you say

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>>117816682
Nyai.

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Is crab the saber of anime?

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>>117816774
Don't you fucking do this. I like Monkey more too but don't you fucking start.

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>>117816847
I dont see many cat threads.
Please post more Cat. I need more imageas of her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gi-RYNhP8Y

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>>117816896
Whats wrong anon, cand stand some competition?
Not that it's much of a competition against her.

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>>117816847
>>117816904

I would fuck cat until my dick broke.

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>>117816960
No Crab and Monkey should be allied against Snake you fool

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Yes

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Cat > Hanekawa with short hair/no megane > > loli Hanekawa > Other Hanekawas

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>>117816754
Both of you have excellent tastes.

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>>117817005
Yes, but this isnt a snake thread. So no Snake to worry about working against. If Snake does start being posted, we just post more Monkey.

>>117817133
So we don't stab our crab niggas in the back you doofus

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>>117816796
Is this some kind of revenge from snakefags from the last thread? Snake a shit

>>117816682
Best girl

>>117817219
I don't remember this, what episode is it from?

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>>117817183
>Implying I give a shit about crabfags
>Implying I dont have enough monkey for Snake and Crab.

>>117817307
>being a dick

What would monkey say

>>117817293
Second season: Episode one or two.

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>>117817012
>no tiger hair option in first place

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>>117817331
>Being a dick
I am a firm believer in equality bro. Monogatari thread = Monkey thread. Simple rule.
>What would monkey say
I would totally fuck me.

>>117817453
>being a turbo autist that has to flood every monogatari thread with their waifu
Congratulations. You're now making everyone else like her less by shitting up threads with her.

>>117817307
>>117817453
Oh, you again.

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If this is going to be a Crab thread, it needs more Crab.

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>>117817586
>Wahhh, we should only post in snake threads
Crab and Snake are both utter shit.

>>117817879
Why does she have a better dynamic with Kaiki than with her boyfriend?

>>117817926
Because Araragi is too busy sexually harassing other girls.

>>117817869
Since when did the other monkeyfags start turning into faggots like this one?

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Excuse me, best girl coming through

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>>117818056
>Stop crossing the line I drew, only shit up threads I dislike.
I'm consistent. Therefore I'm better than you. You're the faggot.

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>>117818320

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>No other character has an ass

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>>117818412

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>>117818412
>

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>>117818546
She dosent.
The squatting image just makes it look bigger because it's closer the the camera.

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>>117818592
*doesnt

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>>117818592
>lifelong martial artist

Bro, you don't do that shit without getting major ass gains. That's just the nature of it.

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>>117818373
>>117818320

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>>117818766
Karen has no ass gains to show for it.
Monkey has several shots showing her well formed rear.

Bee has the squatting scene. Thats it.

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>>117817393
First episode. I just started second season.
>Crab is curious
>Will only tease monkey
>Would bang cat in a heartbeat
>mfw that "shower" was crab testing cat for future threesomes
Crab saves her relationship with a simple shower. Or Araragi and her planned this all along...

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>>117818830
I would say she was just checking out the competition.

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>>117818150
>bee
Her and monkey, man. Araragi should have tossed the toothbrush and taken it before he lost it.

>>117817879
That is a gigantic miata holy shit.

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>>117818913
And that scene was all Kanbaru's idea.

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>>117818592
I'm fine with her ass.

>>117818882
You're a sexually-active teenage girl letting a big-breasted virgin who wants your husbandos dick stay over at your place and invited her to the shower with a remark like "We can wash each other's breasts". If you think there isn't anything more than an innocent "checking out" going on, you're lying to yourself.

crab went for home

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>>117818963
Forgot about that scene.
Still, we need it to be exposed for a better idea.
>Her underwear shows through her shorts
Nice touch, I ever noticed before.

>>117818956
Was it? I recall bee demanding to meet monkey and Araragi telling her he either gets to brush her teeth in exchange or she gets nothing.

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>>117816796
>crab
>cancer
was this intentional?

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>>117819023
No. She is just trying to see what hanekawa is like.
>Grabbing her breasts
She is trying to compare to herself and think how Araragi would react. Is Hanekawa's chest that much of a threat?
>>117819071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jY7BLQVMc
20 seconds in.

>>117818963
>>117819050
Both do insane cardio, don't they? Imagine how intense those gasms must be. And how hard they would crush you with their thighs when you fucked them

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>>117816875
no

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>>117819144
>Thighs
Sadly I must admit Kanbaru isnt winner in this field.
Tsukihi is.

Cardio effects orgasms?
News to me.

>>117819165
Then why are there three different versions of her?

>>117819142
>Just wants to test things out
>In the shower
>Being this oblivious
I bet you think crab and Araragi haven't banged either
>That video
He mentions Kanbaru's fetishistic ideas. If you watched the episode Bee says she wants to meet Kanbaru beforehand. Araragi basically gets the idea to brush her teeth from Kanbaru indirectly.

>>117816754
She's very fixated with her body.

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>>117816682

>>117818956
>>117819071
Well, it's an idea based off of Kanbaru, not influenced by her directly.

>the soundtrack
>absolutely superb

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>>117816682
>Usually hate tsunderes
>Really like Crab for some reason.
Although I still like Monkey the most.

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I bet monkey fags haven't even read Koyomi water

>>117817293
Monogatari: Second Season, episode 1.

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>>117818412
Disagree

>>117819292
One layer of obfuscation does not make your pretending to be retarded a better bait.

>>117817852
>filename
>implying implications

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>>117819258
>Indirectly
I doubt it. She is a pervert.

They did bang. But Senjo still has ulterior motives.

>>117817926
>better dynamic
It's more complex, but I wouldn't know about better.

>>117819213
Might just be a myth, but from what I've read it tightens the vaginal muscles a bit. Speculation ranges from not noticeably to intense orgasm tier. Apparently to get the perfect tier of tightness you have to work the pubococcygeus muscles.
>Implying monkey wouldn't know something like that
>Implying she wouldn't tell Bee

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>>117819350
Ger Kanbaru to wear similar clothes, and I garuntee it will look better.

>>117819439
>Might just be a myth, but from what I've read it tightens the vaginal muscles a bit. Speculation ranges from not noticeably to intense orgasm tier.
God I hate women.
Men dont have such a luxery.
>tfw my first fap was the best, nothing has topped it
This isnt fair.

>>117819412
Pretty much any dynamic is better than a guy getting pussywhipped.

>>117819379
Read >>117819287
Kanbaru indirectly influenced the whole toothbrush thing. Beforehand she hadn't talked to Araragi in the episode or mentioned Bee.
>They did bang. But Senjo still has ulterior motives
You're assuming crab's motives don't involve giving her husbando best possible sex and experimenting with ideas. Just the fact that he has a fixation with cat's tits is enough to give her a few ideas. She doesn't even feel threatened by cat at this point.

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>>117819527
Best dynamic is mutual independance.
It sucks when people are so dependant on eachother.

>>117819584
>Beforehand she hadn't talked to Araragi in the episode or mentioned Bee.
We just didnt see it. Doesnt mean shit.

>>117819515
Like I said, could be a myth. I would fact check it to be sure, but I could see it being a thing given that tightening the muscles is a thing in cardio.
>You will never deflower monkey
>You will never cry out in a combination of pain and pleasure as you're milked by her pussy and crushed by her thighs at the same time
Why live?

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Crab. Tasmanian King Crab.

>>117819678
>half of them are dead
the attrition rates are just ridiculous but the whole series is just humanity going full retard anyway

>>117819023
They can fool around like that because there isn't really any romantic attraction going on between them. And Crab might just have a thing for big boobs the way Araragi has a thing for lolis.

>>117819662
>Why live?
Because more Monkey scenes are going to be made.