Is crab the saber of anime?
Don't you fucking do this. I like Monkey more too but don't you fucking start.
I dont see many cat threads.
Please post more Cat. I need more imageas of her.
Whats wrong anon, cand stand some competition?
Not that it's much of a competition against her.
I would fuck cat until my dick broke.
No Crab and Monkey should be allied against Snake you fool
Cat > Hanekawa with short hair/no megane > > loli Hanekawa > Other Hanekawas
Both of you have excellent tastes.
Yes, but this isnt a snake thread. So no Snake to worry about working against. If Snake does start being posted, we just post more Monkey.
Is this some kind of revenge from snakefags from the last thread?
Snake a shit
>Implying I give a shit about crabfags
>Implying I dont have enough monkey for Snake and Crab.
>no tiger hair option in first place
>Being a dick
I am a firm believer in equality bro. Monogatari thread = Monkey thread. Simple rule.
>What would monkey say
I would totally fuck me.
>being a turbo autist that has to flood every monogatari thread with their waifu
Congratulations. You're now making everyone else like her less by shitting up threads with her.
If this is going to be a Crab thread, it needs more Crab.
>Wahhh, we should only post in snake threads
Crab and Snake are both utter shit.
>Stop crossing the line I drew, only shit up threads I dislike.
I'm consistent. Therefore I'm better than you. You're the faggot.
The squatting image just makes it look bigger because it's closer the the camera.
>lifelong martial artist
Bro, you don't do that shit without getting major ass gains. That's just the nature of it.
Karen has no ass gains to show for it.
Monkey has several shots showing her well formed rear.
Bee has the squatting scene. Thats it.
First episode. I just started second season.
>Crab is curious
>Will only tease monkey
>Would bang cat in a heartbeat
>mfw that "shower" was crab testing cat for future threesomes
Crab saves her relationship with a simple shower. Or Araragi and her planned this all along...
I would say she was just checking out the competition.
Her and monkey, man. Araragi should have tossed the toothbrush and taken it before he lost it.
And that scene was all Kanbaru's idea.
You're a sexually-active teenage girl letting a big-breasted virgin who wants your husbandos dick stay over at your place and invited her to the shower with a remark like "We can wash each other's breasts". If you think there isn't anything more than an innocent "checking out" going on, you're lying to yourself.
crab went for home
Forgot about that scene.
Still, we need it to be exposed for a better idea.
>Her underwear shows through her shorts
Nice touch, I ever noticed before.
was this intentional?
No. She is just trying to see what hanekawa is like.
>Grabbing her breasts
She is trying to compare to herself and think how Araragi would react. Is Hanekawa's chest that much of a threat?
20 seconds in.
Sadly I must admit Kanbaru isnt winner in this field.
Cardio effects orgasms?
News to me.
>Just wants to test things out
>In the shower
>Being this oblivious
I bet you think crab and Araragi haven't banged either
He mentions Kanbaru's fetishistic ideas. If you watched the episode Bee says she wants to meet Kanbaru beforehand. Araragi basically gets the idea to brush her teeth from Kanbaru indirectly.
>Usually hate tsunderes
>Really like Crab for some reason.
Although I still like
I doubt it. She is a pervert.
They did bang. But Senjo still has ulterior motives.
Might just be a myth, but from what I've read it tightens the vaginal muscles a bit. Speculation ranges from not noticeably to intense orgasm tier. Apparently to get the perfect tier of tightness you have to work the pubococcygeus muscles.
>Implying monkey wouldn't know something like that
>Implying she wouldn't tell Bee
Ger Kanbaru to wear similar clothes, and I garuntee it will look better.
>Might just be a myth, but from what I've read it tightens the vaginal muscles a bit. Speculation ranges from not noticeably to intense orgasm tier.
God I hate women.
Men dont have such a luxery.
>tfw my first fap was the best, nothing has topped it
This isnt fair.
Kanbaru indirectly influenced the whole toothbrush thing. Beforehand she hadn't talked to Araragi in the episode or mentioned Bee.
>They did bang. But Senjo still has ulterior motives
You're assuming crab's motives don't involve giving her husbando best possible sex and experimenting with ideas. Just the fact that he has a fixation with cat's tits is enough to give her a few ideas. She doesn't even feel threatened by cat at this point.
Best dynamic is mutual independance.
It sucks when people are so dependant on eachother.
>Beforehand she hadn't talked to Araragi in the episode or mentioned Bee.
We just didnt see it. Doesnt mean shit.
Like I said, could be a myth. I would fact check it to be sure, but I could see it being a thing given that tightening the muscles is a thing in cardio.
>You will never deflower monkey
>You will never cry out in a combination of pain and pleasure as you're milked by her pussy and crushed by her thighs at the same time
Crab. Tasmanian King Crab.
They can fool around like that because there isn't really any romantic attraction going on between them. And Crab might just have a thing for big boobs the way Araragi has a thing for lolis.