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ITT: Crab

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ITT: Crab
I'd station her nery if you know what I'm sayin'.
Crab is fucking gorgeous.
More like crap

Monkey is objectively better
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More like ITT: Cancer
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Whatever you say
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Is crab the saber of anime?
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Don't you fucking do this. I like Monkey more too but don't you fucking start.
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I dont see many cat threads.
Please post more Cat. I need more imageas of her.
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Whats wrong anon, cand stand some competition?
Not that it's much of a competition against her.

I would fuck cat until my dick broke.
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No Crab and Monkey should be allied against Snake you fool
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Cat > Hanekawa with short hair/no megane > > loli Hanekawa > Other Hanekawas
Both of you have excellent tastes.
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Yes, but this isnt a snake thread. So no Snake to worry about working against. If Snake does start being posted, we just post more Monkey.
So we don't stab our crab niggas in the back you doofus
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Is this some kind of revenge from snakefags from the last thread? Snake a shit
Best girl
I don't remember this, what episode is it from?
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>Implying I give a shit about crabfags
>Implying I dont have enough monkey for Snake and Crab.
>being a dick

What would monkey say
Second season: Episode one or two.
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>no tiger hair option in first place
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>Being a dick
I am a firm believer in equality bro. Monogatari thread = Monkey thread. Simple rule.
>What would monkey say
I would totally fuck me.
>being a turbo autist that has to flood every monogatari thread with their waifu
Congratulations. You're now making everyone else like her less by shitting up threads with her.
Oh, you again.
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If this is going to be a Crab thread, it needs more Crab.
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>Wahhh, we should only post in snake threads
Crab and Snake are both utter shit.
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Why does she have a better dynamic with Kaiki than with her boyfriend?
Because Araragi is too busy sexually harassing other girls.
Since when did the other monkeyfags start turning into faggots like this one?
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Excuse me, best girl coming through
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>Stop crossing the line I drew, only shit up threads I dislike.
I'm consistent. Therefore I'm better than you. You're the faggot.
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>No other character has an ass
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She dosent.
The squatting image just makes it look bigger because it's closer the the camera.
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>lifelong martial artist

Bro, you don't do that shit without getting major ass gains. That's just the nature of it.
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Karen has no ass gains to show for it.
Monkey has several shots showing her well formed rear.

Bee has the squatting scene. Thats it.
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First episode. I just started second season.
>Crab is curious
>Will only tease monkey
>Would bang cat in a heartbeat
>mfw that "shower" was crab testing cat for future threesomes
Crab saves her relationship with a simple shower. Or Araragi and her planned this all along...
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I would say she was just checking out the competition.
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Her and monkey, man. Araragi should have tossed the toothbrush and taken it before he lost it.
That is a gigantic miata holy shit.
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And that scene was all Kanbaru's idea.
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I'm fine with her ass.
You're a sexually-active teenage girl letting a big-breasted virgin who wants your husbandos dick stay over at your place and invited her to the shower with a remark like "We can wash each other's breasts". If you think there isn't anything more than an innocent "checking out" going on, you're lying to yourself.

crab went for home
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Forgot about that scene.
Still, we need it to be exposed for a better idea.
>Her underwear shows through her shorts
Nice touch, I ever noticed before.
Was it? I recall bee demanding to meet monkey and Araragi telling her he either gets to brush her teeth in exchange or she gets nothing.
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was this intentional?
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No. She is just trying to see what hanekawa is like.
>Grabbing her breasts
She is trying to compare to herself and think how Araragi would react. Is Hanekawa's chest that much of a threat?
20 seconds in.
Both do insane cardio, don't they? Imagine how intense those gasms must be. And how hard they would crush you with their thighs when you fucked them
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Sadly I must admit Kanbaru isnt winner in this field.
Tsukihi is.

Cardio effects orgasms?
News to me.
Then why are there three different versions of her?
>Just wants to test things out
>In the shower
>Being this oblivious
I bet you think crab and Araragi haven't banged either
>That video
He mentions Kanbaru's fetishistic ideas. If you watched the episode Bee says she wants to meet Kanbaru beforehand. Araragi basically gets the idea to brush her teeth from Kanbaru indirectly.
She's very fixated with her body.
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Well, it's an idea based off of Kanbaru, not influenced by her directly.

>the soundtrack
>absolutely superb
>Usually hate tsunderes
>Really like Crab for some reason.
Although I still like Monkey the most.
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I bet monkey fags haven't even read Koyomi water
Monogatari: Second Season, episode 1.
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One layer of obfuscation does not make your pretending to be retarded a better bait.
>implying implications
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I doubt it. She is a pervert.

They did bang. But Senjo still has ulterior motives.
>better dynamic
It's more complex, but I wouldn't know about better.
Might just be a myth, but from what I've read it tightens the vaginal muscles a bit. Speculation ranges from not noticeably to intense orgasm tier. Apparently to get the perfect tier of tightness you have to work the pubococcygeus muscles.
>Implying monkey wouldn't know something like that
>Implying she wouldn't tell Bee
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Ger Kanbaru to wear similar clothes, and I garuntee it will look better.

>Might just be a myth, but from what I've read it tightens the vaginal muscles a bit. Speculation ranges from not noticeably to intense orgasm tier.
God I hate women.
Men dont have such a luxery.
>tfw my first fap was the best, nothing has topped it
This isnt fair.
Pretty much any dynamic is better than a guy getting pussywhipped.
Read >>117819287
Kanbaru indirectly influenced the whole toothbrush thing. Beforehand she hadn't talked to Araragi in the episode or mentioned Bee.
>They did bang. But Senjo still has ulterior motives
You're assuming crab's motives don't involve giving her husbando best possible sex and experimenting with ideas. Just the fact that he has a fixation with cat's tits is enough to give her a few ideas. She doesn't even feel threatened by cat at this point.
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Best dynamic is mutual independance.
It sucks when people are so dependant on eachother.

>Beforehand she hadn't talked to Araragi in the episode or mentioned Bee.
We just didnt see it. Doesnt mean shit.
Like I said, could be a myth. I would fact check it to be sure, but I could see it being a thing given that tightening the muscles is a thing in cardio.
>You will never deflower monkey
>You will never cry out in a combination of pain and pleasure as you're milked by her pussy and crushed by her thighs at the same time
Why live?
Crab. Tasmanian King Crab.
>half of them are dead
the attrition rates are just ridiculous but the whole series is just humanity going full retard anyway
They can fool around like that because there isn't really any romantic attraction going on between them. And Crab might just have a thing for big boobs the way Araragi has a thing for lolis.
>Why live?
Because more Monkey scenes are going to be made.
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