Why isn't your waifu
How are the choices good when she's not soft around the chest?
She's fairly soft
I'd say Yunocchi is just the right amount of soft for me.
because she's made of steel and polymers
She's fairly soft I'd say. Especially the cheeks.
But she's my waifu, so she's the best.
Lewd, but very true.
>soft when drunk
Who do you think you are judging about other people's waifu's softness? She might not have cowtits, but she's still softer than any of your waifus.
People say she's more toned than soft, but I would say that she's pretty damn soft.
Fun to pinch and great for rubbing your
Nobody has a problem with me in the waifu threads, can't speak for Boco since he rarely shows up in them. Besides, /v/ has no redeeming qualities when there is /vr/
Kurisu is my Waifu and I can tell you she is not soft. She is smooth like a porcelain doll though. Damn smooth
Indeed, Puffy checks a cute
Parts of her are soft, and she is also smooth.
>listening to every order people tell you
This is why you're such a pessimist, you don't act like you have a fucking backbone.
Waifus are misogynist rape fantasies.
Have you ever gotten consent from your waifu? Not to mention it oppresses real women by holding them up to unrealistic standards.
They are tree huggers compared to her, if it was an army of Sakos their would be no "siege" involved, not a brick sitting atop another brick, and no intact hymens for any who oppose.
Where the fuck you people even come from
my waifu is small and cute. and RPs as a ninja subservient to her lord (me).
have you ever realized what board your on?
if you want to bitch about fictional women presented in a sexist and misogynist fashion
go here >>>>/pol/.
Please not today, I'm already in a bad mood after two sluts in uni started blabbing to me about wizardchan, misgogynist "anniemay" and "disgusting 4chan cesspool full of lolis".
Don't respond to bait, son.
I actually like Akatsuki in LH, but I had some doubts on her as a character. Not sure if it was the writing that just made her love interest seem forced or made her seem a bit lacking in depth. What attracted you to her?
Because she is very firm.
She is still soft
where it counts. Such as her heart.
i don't know. at first i liked her because she was loli sized but actually middle-aged
>i know. pedo and shit like that blah blah.
but then i like her for her undying loyalty to shiroe...
fuck it idk why i love her.
> i just want to hug her and softly pinch her cheeks.
>the TOxA manga is getting a physical release in a readable language instead of moonrunes
I'm so happy.
The navel, the most delicate and softest
I want to see other waifu navels, please show me
I think her cheeks are plenty soft as well.
Alleyne is really cute!
But she is, and moreso.
The best of both worlds.
embrace her and tell her she's perfect already. Artifice is disgusting, I want her natural and pure.
i'd tell her that a handful is more than enough, small and perky is better,
and that i cant afford that shit
This anon gets it and so does Kallen's choice of attire.
I'm just glad there where no flesh wounds, she could have shot her ear off easy, and even threatens to do so.
its going to happen some day
Meat is soft!
Muscle has a springy softness to it, much like raw steak feels when you push your finger into it. Most people like to think of muscle as tensed, so it's considered rock hard. It also doesn't take up as much space as fat does, so there's not nearly as much of it to pad things. - Unless you're bodybuilding tier, just like my husbando! Natural, muscley bodies are very cute, and I wouldn't trade his for the world.
Getting implants and ruining my husbando's natty state would ruin the hopes and dreams of all who look up to him. I don't think he'd be so cruel as to do that. Besides, even if he got them behind my back, I'd still be able to tell. Injections and implants have an icky, liquidy look to them. Admittedly, it's rather gross to see...
I can only assume that implants are similar for females, so I'll just have to hope that he's okay with flat.
Becayse she can't be soft.
But it's okay, her
heartis the softest.
That would be a rather silly request.
What, getting her ear shot off?
You better make sure that doesn't happen.
I mean I guess it could be repaired, but pointy ears are erogenous zones because of the nerves. Imagine if it got cut off, the pain would be unbearable.
Small chests are the best
Yunocchi would never do that! Besides, she is just the perfect size for her figure, and
But Kallen's breasts are already pretty large.
I find her skin really smooth, almost like silk. I prefer it over anything.
I'd tell her she is just perfect the way she is. If that was what she really wanted, I suppose I wouldn't tell her that she can't do it.
Good lord, my dick was not prepared for this.
I'd tell her that she's beautiful just the way she is.
But she is soft.
In her body, and in her heart.
So soft that she make my heart melt
The thought of playing with her cheeks actually never popped in my mind.
I will have new daydreams now...
>it oppresses real women by holding them up to unrealistic standards.
Well, everything is unrealistic for feminists, no wonder the majority of them are ugly, fat, or both. They can't get better, so, instead of blaming themselves, they blame the standards and other people.
She already have the biggest ones of the keion cast.
But i would play them all like long to make her understand that they're perfect
Well, i don't know.
Maybe Canada since she seems to be a winter person.
To show him your gratitude, you could heist a bank and give him the money.
Like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVlLNR8FDQ0
I've only ever taken a glancing shot in the leg but i could venture to guess that a bundle of nerves near the head would be 10 times worse.
Now i'm worried, i wish she could just take it easy and settle down instead of putting herself at risk to inflate her ego.
Everyone always forgets the cheeks and the face. The real fun is seeing her reaction.
She's perfect the way she is. I doubt she'd want to look like some of her other friends.
Hmm, I always thought that living in Germany always sounded nice, that or
Russia, since I always have wanted to visit Russia but never got the chance to do so.Moving in to either of these countries definitely sounds like a fun time. I'm pretty sure that on her new home of choice would probably be somewhere exotic and adventurous, which I would also gladly take the chance with her.
Hmm, that is a tough decision! I'd say we'd just pack up and move somewhere in western Europe, preferably with a colder climate so we have more opportunities to snuggle under a blanket.
I want to make her the happiest girl in world!
Good thing she made the first move then.
Doesn't sound like something she'd look into, seeing as hers are pretty big already.
She'd probably insist on some place close to the sea.
OP, brown girls are always soft~
Waifus pick their husbandos though.
But she doesn't need them though. She's already quite endowed.
Somewhere warm, rural, and close to the seas. I don't know where we could settle that'd be like that
I want to be with Rei, sleep, play games, hug, do lewd, enjoy life with her.
But she is. She is so damn soft.
I try to convince her to do not do this. I would accept it if she really wants it, but I would tell her that I still prefer her having current breast size and I don't think any body modifications are necessary.
Oh, I want it too. If only she could be now with me, I would do everything I can to make her happiest girl in the world.
Probably somewhere where there are good living conditions and not many problems with minorities and people are tolerant to immigrants.
I guess she is soft in a way.
I'm not a big fan of fake breasts but it's not like I could stop her.
Definitiley Canada, winter is awesome.
Happy and successful.
Tell her they'd interfere with her movement and whatnot.
Robbing banks is fun.
Late bloomer? Who knows.
Tell her that her chest is perfect. Not that this would come up since it's incredibly out of character.
This is all I ask for ever.
Poke her stomach.
You won't ask this, for the most part. Otherwise, time.
But she already has the perfect size, plus natural is always better.
How are you, Wamuubro?
I'm getting closer and closer to Parts Unknown
It's easy to know when you're actually confused by your feelings initially, since you've never felt this way before about anyone.
Plus a crush is not going to make you want to change your life for the better like true love does.
Your waifu deserves a reward for all her hard work.
Would you massage her softly or roughly?
I'd explain to Madoka that she need not worry about her chest. It's perfectly fine as it is.
It is something only the individual can be sure of.
I'd massage her back soft and gently.
What if i'm the one who needs a massage, geez.
I would massage her feet first, softly, and then offer her a back massage.
I want my waifu to be happy with me
Because a crush doesn't last 7 years
At least not for me
Softly, then rough.
For any other anime girl it took me years for me to really like them, and even then I was distracted.
However with my waifu, I fell in love instantly.
That's all anything a good husbando could ask for.
Massage her softly all around.
Well-endowed waifus need regular back massages.
Carrying all that baby food around all the time is back breaking work, they need a proper back rub to relieve the stress.
I would prefer getting her fingers in my mouth.
Softly. Really softly.
No, she's wonderfully petite.
Crushes are periods of infatuation based on imagined relationships with said person or character. If the person finds sufficient reason to have a crush, and is not rejected by said crush (which given the nature of 2D is impossible), it can theoretically continue indefinitely.
I won't attempt to define love, but I will say that a genuine, healthy relationship requires both parties to love themselves before they can mutually love each other.
Some people in these threads have crushes that they have managed to extend throughout their lives. Some people have turned those crushes into actual (albeit not reciprocal) relationships. Others are somewhere in between.
A giving her a back massage sounds lovely! In a soft, tender, and gently teasing manner, of course.
But she wouldn't let me go without returning that favour.
But if you sneak up on her and take her even if she says "No", then it won't be long until she finds out she likes it and her hips start moving on her own!
Or, so my Chinese Comics tell me.
I massage her softly, she massages me softly. It all works out.
I have Payday 2 uninstalled.
Suggest that she doesn't need implants.
Same here. I hope her story will have a happy ending.
>Waifus are misogynist rape fantasies.
But anon, what if I am the one who likes to be raped?
I've realized that she is someone special for me 2 years ago, but I didn't called her my waifu. I was really afraid that she is just a crush, and after few weeks I will forget about her and I will feel bad about it. I've waited half a year or something and then I was sure she is the one for me.
I would massage her softy, I guess.
I have no idea how to massage someone, but I would surely learn if only I could do this to her.
So do I. But I would lick not only her fingers if there was sauce or something on her body.
She doesn't have any senpai.
She ravaged her senpai into a quivering husk of an assault rifle.
It's a phallic thing, I suppose. Giving her something to suck on that would be more appropriate to do in public, though like everything it is an acquired taste. Honestly, one of my first dreams involving my Beloved was along those lines.
Better make sure your fingers and nails are clean, though...
In her world or mine? Either case would be weird to be honest. In the latter case, it would be rather hard to explain why am I suddenly a beautiful, adorable and petite Japanese girl, that is for sure.
But I woudn't mind too much if it were the former - who wouldn't want to live in the Hidamari-sou? But the real question is, what happens to her then? Would I be in love with myself? This is getting too spooky.
Because she's a soldier so she needs to be firm and toned.
But she is soft where it counts.
It can be seen through her Fortified Suit. Amazing.
Tell her that I don't want her to have cowtits like Cryska or Stella, her size is perfect. Besides, her ass is more appealing to me.
Every thread-basis now, are we? You're a maniac, anon.
I wish her PTSD could go away so this could happen.
Spain. Great weather, lots of sights to see, and I can speak the language so we wouldn't be at a total loss.
Remind her that she keeps losing to me at 3-mile runs.
A crush doesn't occupy your idle thoughts every day of the week.
A Muvbro? This is interesting.
Softly, because taking care of the wife is fine, detailed work.
>fingers are the densest area of nerve endings in the whole human body, very sensitive
Gee I wonder why they'd be good for foreplay.
She has no senpai.
Continue liking girls, which won't be hard. A lot of the girls in her series are really into her. My wife just has too much swag.