Whose your waifu? Do you buy merchandise of your waifu? I'll start with a picture of my 500-plus-year-old vampire waifu
I fucked you're waifu.
>>109031460
Black Cat
>>109032277
I plan too.
>>109032890
>I don't know what a waifu is, but I'm winning the internet argument!
>>109032890
>filter
No one cares<3
>>109032890
The only part I'll complain about is the part that it's only sexually attraction.
You're probably one of those idiots that thinks relationships are all about breeding and that love isn't real, which is far from true, but that is all I will say to you. Good day.
>>109030909
Got my eyes on a figure now.
>>109032277
Superb taste.
>>109033437
Figures cost so much but they're so nice..
>>109032890
>that moment when I deleted your post the instant I saw "that moment"
>>109033437
I saw a figure with the gun smoke, in an excellent pose.
I don't buy merch but for 3 years I've been saving up change to buy it.
It's like 300usd but I'm up to 60 dollars and I look forward to one day getting her.
>>109033677
I think we're looking at the same one.
>>109033834
Yup.
The only other one is one of those nendos.
>>109030909
Ran Yakumo, a keychain thingy.
>>109032890
Fuck off/10
speak of the devil, this just showed a couple days ago
>>109033834
I want. Who's the manufacturer?
Has your waifu ever kept you from making an ass of yourself?
>>109035981
Nope
>>109030909
Nero. Yes.
>>109035981
No I still pick my nose in public.
>>109030909
My beloved, Tsukuyomi, has zero merchandise as far as I'm aware.
I want to sexually dominate my waifu.
>>109036648
I want to sexually dominate Nero, then be sexually dominated by her. Or the other way around. As long as my waifu and I are taking turns dominating each other.
Mio is my waifu.
I'm too poor to purchase merchandise of her, what little amount there is.;_;
>>109036443
>Tsukuyomi
"Manamana" Tsukuyomi?
>>109036872
Nope.
>>109036648
I want Ran to docutethings to myface
>>109036948
>Whose your waifu?
Suojeluskuntain Ase- ja Konepaja Oy Rynnäkkökivääri 95 Taittoperä
>Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
>merchandise
>>109036759
I also want you to sexually dominate your waifu, champ.
>>109037284Disregard screwed up link
>>109036648
I want tokissmai waifu'scheek.
>>109030909
>Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
Pretty much all of the worthwhile stuff available. Both of the official dakis, all non-prize figurines, keychains, plushies and a few other stuff.
If anything, I really wish for a nice 1/8 scale. Maybe with the 5th season, but that might be a bit too optimistic.
>>109037284
That name is longer then my waifu's name...
>I also want you to sexually dominate your waifu, champ.
Oh I would. Neither of us would probably be able to walk after that stuff.
Is it cheating to masturbate to other girls who look very similar to my waifu?
I'm only attracted to them because they remind me of her.
>>109037983
It's just masturbation, as long as you wouldn't actually have sex with them instead of her it's fine.
If you type your waifu's name in Google, what are the autocomplete options it provides?
>>109038458
>Naganohara Mio
>Naganohara Mio Cosplay
>Naganohara Mio Tumblr
>>109038458
>akemi homura
>akemi homura quotes
>akemi homura witch
>akemi homura cosplay
Well at least it wasn'takemi homura did everything wrong
>>109038458
>Ran Yakumo
>Ran Yakumo theme
>Ran Yakumo danbooru
>Ran Yakumo zerochan
>Ran Yakumo mmd
>>109038458
>x reader
>songs
>x reader lemon
>spice
No one knows true pain like having landwhales who non-stop make fanfiction of your waifu.
>>109030909
I buy almsot anything i can of her really. have everything from figures to posters and key chains to daki and fumofu.
>>109037775
That scale fig will come soon, gotta keep believing.
>>109038458
>Noumi Kudryavka Nendoroid
>Noumi Kudryavka Figure
>Noumi Kudryavka Age
>Noumi Kudryavka Tumblr
>nero
>nero cd burner
>nero caesar
>nero caesar - roman emperor
>nero caesar - son of germanicus
neroli
>>109039216
>Someone with Kud as their waifu
She isn't my waifu, but she is best Little Buster. Good choice, man.
>>109039266
neroli was suppsoed to be greentext
I need to spell check better.
>>109032890
who are you quoting?
>>109039289
Thanks anon, She's such a wonderful girl.
>>109038458
Rule 34
Kiss
For sale
>>109038458
>>109038458
Power level faggotry.
>Ajimu
>beating main characters
Plebs.
>>109039601
It's sad but that is suppose to be portraying rape.
She's not my favorite monogatari, but damn is she a fleshed out character.
>>109038656
>>109033437
I have a few in mind, and thankfully they don't seem to be any more expensive than 50-60 dollars. So once I start my job I'll be able to afford them pretty quickly.
> Whose your waifu?
Pic related.
> Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
Yes. I currently have three figurines of her, one pin and a key-chain figure thingy.
I'm also waiting for two plush toys, another figurine, another key-chain thingy and a little duplo-looking figure.
>>109040491
You have shit taste in waifus. Fucking kill yourself.
Is your waifu eating food in a lewd way?
>>109040633
Hibuddy
Your waifu acute
What would/will/did you give your waifu on Valentine's day?
>>109040633
The nice advantage of having a waifu from a very well-known show that's been around from awhile. I imagine the merch is really high quality too!
Anyway, Sakaki seems like a great waifu. Tall cutie.
>>109030909
I get tempted to buy merch of Shinobu, but I always feel like it doesn't do her enough justice, and ultimately don't pull the trigger.
>>109040633
Is it weird not knowing your waifu's first name?
>>109040925
She doesn't seem to be.
Every time I see Marseille I remind myself I really need to get around to checking out Strike Witches. She seems like a fun character.
>>109040934
Mylove.
>>109041111
She appears for two episodes. Well, it's actually just one and a few seconds in the last episode.
>>109041042
do not touch the shinobu
Would but too poor. Most stuff is kind of pricy and my current situation doesn't allow that sadly.
I keep an eye on everything though and its good that there is a lot of stuff.
>>109036648
I want tohold handswith my waifu whilemaking love in the missionary positionandkissing her passionately
>>109038458
>tumblr
>cosplay
>wallpaper
>>109040934
My love and also spend the day with her and a box of cholocate strawberry pralines.
>>109040994
mainstream waifu privilege is great, enjoy it if you can
>>109041159
Aww. Dammit.
>>109041167
I wish at least one really great fig of her would come out, so that I could order andhotglueit.
>>109040925
No, she doesn't.
>>109030909I did your waifu ;3
Post your waifu in a summer dress
>>109041308
Lewd.
>>109040934
I'm thinking a particularly nice meal, massages, and some awesome chocolates would do the trick. Maybe.
>>109038458
>Yuno gasai
>yunomori onsen
>yuno league of legends (???)
>yunojuno
>>109039216
I wish. If it ever comes, I'm ordering two!
>>109041433
>>109040934
Thank you very much, so is yours.
> What would/will/did you give your waifu on Valentine's day?
Chocolate and something cute. Plush toys, preferably of a cat. The first year, I'd also get her a shelf or something where she could display her toys.
>>109040994
The merch is pretty much top notch. And expensive. I just did a quick count and I've spent over 400 USD on her. Worth every penny. And I'm still missing is the figure where she poses with Chiyo-chan and a dakimakura.
>>109041106
It bugs me. I also wish I knew her birthday.
>>109032890
>That moment when everyone know this shit but no one really gives a fuck anymore
>>109030909
Yes. I have merchandise of my waifu.
>>109039934
>>109038656
HOW DO YOU DO IT
>>109030909
Luca from Umi no Triton.
>>109041891
please respond
>>109042403
response
>>109030909
No because no store this far south sells anime merchandise, although if they did I would content in a couple of pin up posters of pic relate.
>>109040934
In all honesty I could not get anything because I was still trying to find out who she was all those months ago.
>>109041433
Summer time is lovin time.
>>109042499
Every time is lovin timebuddy
>>109042499
> no store this far south sells anime merchandise
> what is ebay
>>109042665
>>109042665
>this far south
Of the equator, Also its tends to become a real pain in the ass to import from overseas without being charged extortionate pricing on the goods, from the postage to the GST hikes on it.
>>109042718
Australian, eh. I feel your painfrom the opposite side of the world.
>>109038458
Not as bad as I expected
My waifu's the strongest.
>>109030909
She is Aegis. And yes, I have two figmas.
>>109035981
If she were around, we'd both excel at making idiots out of ourselves.
>>109038458
>aegis media
>aegis capital
>aegis cern
>aegis trust
Interesting.
>>109040925
She doesn't eat at all.
>>109040934My heart.
Well okay, maybe a heart plushy to symbolize that.
>>109041433
Does this count?
I've been in a real lovey mood tonight, watching tons of waifu videos and uploading some to youtube.
There's not that much Iori merch that I don't have at this point. Her new fig that I preordered 6 months ago shipped on my birthday coincidentally.
>>109042499
I know an Australian that has a room full of waifu merch, no excuses.
>>109041530
Good plan. Never know i didn't expect to ever get a beach queens and wound up with one after almost 6 years.
>>109043001
Ausfag here, I just buy everything online looking through stores here would be pointless.
>>109041433
>>109043001
Yeah about the only real place that I had seen that even remotely sold anime type merchandise got shutdown and moved to another city. But the prices they were changed were fucking ridiculous, so I did not even bother in seeing them again. I am all for dedication but sometimes money is an unavoidable obstacle.
>Also your waifu.
Watching her and Makoto fight in the anime is funny as fuck, seeing as Makoto is sometimes oblivious as to whats being said towards her.
>Who
The most powerful purse-owner
>Merch?
Yep, limited edition pink version from Arena.
And the d-arts Liz + Thanatos models.
>>109043153
They're so tsundere for each other.
>>109043299
About the only significant rivalry I could see in the anime, there may have been others but I did see them. Might see them on the next re run of the series in the next hour or two.
>>109043257
So much for loyality and justice for Sayaka,
>>109038458
>ss
The best thing is that I know what those links lead to, and I've read part of it.
>>109043377
I don't want to sexualize my waifu and she's 14.
>>109043459
>14
Legal in plenty of countries
>>109043481
Just don't even reply to the retard, please.
>>109043481
Sexualizing a 14 year old does not sound like a good time.
>>109043518
She's not your waifu then, that's called a daughteru. Now get out and stop baiting.
>>109043558
>Implying you sexualize waifus.
Faggot. You need to get out.
My waifu is Aoi.
>>109043582
I'd sexualize your waifu. I have before.
Oh boy the entire shitposting brigade is here.
>>109043558
I don't sexualize my waifu since I'm sexually gay.
>>109043602
Don't sexualize my waifu.
>>109043620
Then you don't have a waifu.
>>109043629
You don't have a waifu.
>>109043629
She's way too sexy not too.
>>109043672
What is Sayaka-chan?
>>109043707
just post your waifu being cute~
>>109043785
She's your daughteru, you fucking retard.
>>109043707
>actually responding to kevin
>>109043808
Easy.
>>109043808
She's always cute.
>>109043808
So many moments to choose from.
>>109043707
that's a convenient image to have on hand
>>109043809
Then what's Hachikuji?
This poor thread.
>>109043707
Nah, it's early morning 4chan.
>>109043808
>>109043881
Your other daughteru.
Hanako <3
I'm very much in love with her
>>109043920
Who's Sofia then?
>your waifu will never have merchandise of her
>>109044006It's a bad feeling
>>109043808
Cute as fuck
>>109043924
>>109044006
There was a time were I used to into the like of her, and that was roughly two years ago.Hell I still even manged to keep safe the 300+ pics of her.
My waifu is a ghost, and no, I don't buy plastic merchandise of her because I ain't a sucker.
you're waifu sucks
>>109044202
that's one cute pic
>>109044257
Eat shit.
I have to get up early but I can't fall asleep. Everytime I close my eyes I keep imagining shitty things like people bullying my waifu and saying sexual things about her and me not being able to do anything about it. I hate this so much.Life sucks ;_;
>>109044431
she loves you, and that's what's important
>>109044431I know how it is you've seen the key threads, ignore them and love her that's all that's important man.
>>109044431
Fuck you nigga, that ain't even a first world problem.I caught chickenpox and will probably have to miss 2 weeks of work
>>109043808
Together with Satsuki~
>>109044431
gonna fug your waifu as soon as you're asleep :D
>>109044640
>tumblr
>~
Fuck off
>>109044614
anon you're lucky enough to be working
http://strawpoll.me/1943593
Please fill it in, I am interested!
Makise Kurisu, my favorite tsundere. I want to purchase stuff of her, but I don't have money to...
>>109044722
We chose each other.
>>109044722
None works.
My waifu didn't choose me because she can't see into this dimension.
I didn't choose to fall in love with her, it just happened.
>>109044714
I'm just hoping they don't decide to fire me after this.
It's a shitty paying job, but I can't complain about much else, so I don't want to lose it.
Goodnight waifu thread.
>>109044774If it you couldn't help it she chose you, anon.
>>109044461
>>109044482I know you guys are right. And thank you, even though I always know I love her and she loves me, it still helps to hear that.
Sage for semi-blogshit, sorry about that.I just kinda felt like if I didn't get it out or say anything at all it would keep getting worse in my mind.
>>109044614That's true, but if I complained about anything else then it would be too off-topic and I would look like a bigger faggot than I am already.
Anyways I'm gonna try and get some sleep. Goodnight waifu thread.Mostof you and you're waifus are pretty lovely.
goodnight
>tfw my waifu will never look at me with a disgusted expression
>>109038458
Your waifu is actually a husbando.
>>109045308
Sleep is for the weak.I want to sleep but the sun caught up to me again. Looks like I have another day of no sleepgoodnight
>Whose your waifu?
Frederica.
>Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
I wish, there really isn't any.
>>109035981
Uh, I guess not?
But I try to not make an ass out of myself in public eitherway.
>>109036648
Sounds fun, but I also want her to sexually dominate me.T-then, when we're done, we could hold each other, and k-kiss!
A-and fall asleep in each others arms~
>>109036759
>taking turns
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Of course, there'd be times when nobody is really "dominating" the other.
>>109037284
I want Sixteen to explain her reasoning.
>>109038458
Sawyer The Cleaner:
>Black Lagoon
>Rule 34 (oh my!)
>Fanfiction
>Quotes
>Wallpaper
>>109040925
She can.
>>109040934
Box of chocolates.
Roses.
Kisses.
The D.
>>109044257Like none other. She does things with her mouth to me that no other girl could ever hope to achieve.
>>109045352
You can always pretend.
>>109030909
Best waifu Shinobu OP have great taste
>>109045373
She's a girl. She said so herself.
>>109030909
I have bought her manga. She has no other merchandise.
>>109040925
No. She's not lewd.
>>109046101
But she's always naked or doing a panty shot whenever you post her. Very lewd.
>>109030909
>Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
I would like to buy something more in the future.
>>109035981
No.
>>109038458
>Mio Akiyama
>Mio Akiyama seiyuu
>Mio Akiyama tumblr
>Mio Akiyama cosplay
"You are lucky because she's popular", they said.
>>109040925
She's not lewd at all.
>>109040934
Sweets, musical merchandise, a romantic date.
>>109041433
>>109043808
Ok.
>>109043808
>>109041433
>>109040925
No she isn't.
>>109035981
No.
>>109046177
She doesn't end up in these situations because she wants to. She's pure since they occur against her will.
She may look 3DPD, but she's actually a 1D waifu.
>>109047050Godly taste anon
>>109047050
If that's a 1D waifu, what do 0D waifus look like?
Non waifu guy here
How did you chose your waifu? When did you realize you had a waifu or you wanted one?
>>109044006
Just get a figma that looks like her and go to town with a blowtorch.
>>109030909
I get most things. I try to keep the buys practical outside of figures.
>>109040934
Love, flowers, chocolate. The usual. I try switching it up best I can.
>>109047958
You don't choose. Anyone who says they did doesn't have one. You can choose to accept things, you can choose who to stay with, but you do not choose who you love.
I realized instantly.
I wish she had proper merch that doesn't need dexterous hands.
>>109035981
Not really.
>>109038458
>Momokawa (sake)
>Kawasaki (motor bikes)
Unsurprisingly, nothing with her full name
>>109040934
Self-made chocolate, take her to a restaurant in the 90% probable case I fuck up.
>>109041433
All I have is a keychain
>>109038458
>station
There's a station that shares her last name
>songs
>yakusoku lyrics
>idolm ster
>rise
>wallpaper
>>109041433
Was quite pleased when first seeing this cover.
>>109030909
Yeah I buy merch. Mostly her CDs or figures.
>>109043153
I've never had a store nearby for anime merch, always have to import online.
>>109045352
I want to be 9393'd.
>>109047958
You don't choose. It just happened gradually, I never wanted or didn't want one.
Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
In defense?
Out of convenience?
For profit?
For fun even?
Would you shower with her?Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
>>109045968
>not buying a badass chainsaw.
>>109046101
If an apple calls itself an orangeHOLY FUCK ITS A TALKING APPLE
>>109030909
Yes, I have some posters, figures, mug and daki.
>>109035981
I don't think so.
>>109036648
I want tohug tightlymy waifu and tell her thateverything will be fine, because I'm here to protect her.
>>109038458
nothing surprising.
>world is mine
>anime
>project diva
>wikipedia
>>109040925
Of course not.
>>109040934
My love.Also, I would give her flowers and/or chocolate and take her on a nice date with dinner.
>>109041433
>>109043808
ok
>>109047958
You don't choose your waifu. You just have to watch anime, read manga and VNs and after some time she may find you. You will think about her more and more, collect her pictures, imagine her lying next to you when you are falling asleep, etc. Every time you look at or think about her you will feel warm, nice feeling.
You know when you find one.
>>109054159
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's a duck.
>>109030909
Just the greatest miracle of the universe.
And yes I do. I've already spent hundreds on merchandise of her.
>>109053420
>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
Probably none of those, though profit seems to be the most likely factor. She seems business minded enough.
>Would you shower with her?
Yes.
>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?M-maybe. I'd be curious to indulge hers.
>>109054039
I couldn't possibly hope to give her a saw that's better than her own.
Also, it seems more like a birthday or Christmas present.Also, did you know that Valentine's Day is by far the most common day for couples to try anal?
>>109030909
>Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
Not really of her, I guess it could be considered part of her though. I still need to get another to complete the set.
>>109038458
>Erio Touwa wiki
>Erio Touwa icons
>Erio Touwa zerochan
>Erio Touwa nendoroid
>>109054844
If it's legal where you live, I'd suggest buying a Beretta 92 Inox, and then spend time and money converting it to be just like Revy's Cutlass, long slide, long barrel, pearl grips (or ivory, if you have a lot whole lot of cash), whole shebang.
Would be cool to see.
Do you have any ailments you worry might bother you're waifu?
>>109055046
Inox is a 92FS with an inox finish, basically stainless.
I do buy merchandise of Peach. I recently bought the Peach Wii Remote and plan to buy the Peach Gamecube controller when it comes out.
>>109035981
Not in any specific instance, but she did mellow out my personality in such a way that it's made me much less likely to do so.
>>109041433
Okay
>>109045352
She might if I asked her to do it...hopefully
>>109054976
>>109055131
Ah, I see. Yeah, maybe some day. It would be quite an endeavor. For now, airsoft replicas will do.
>>109030909
I made a watch that's similar to this one, for her you know?
It's something special making your own merchandise for your waifu.
>>109035981
No... Not really. Feels like I've done more stupid shit due to my love for her.
>>109030909
Only dakis so far, no other merch. ;_;
>>109036648
Dominating is shit, getting dominated is where it's at.
>>109040934
Chocolate and lots and lots of love! Make it a great day for her.Isn't Valentines day in Japanese culture the other way around, girls gives boy chocolate or did I mix it all up?
>>109040925
She eat's it cute and normal.
>>109041433
Summer dress is love.
>>109043808
My waifu is always cute.
>>109043808
>>109053420
Wai waifu has killed in self defense.
Yes
I don't know
Hibikin is my beautifulwife
>>109030909
Yeah, I buy pretty much any merch of her I can get my hands on. Although lately it's not as much anymore, mainly because I pretty much have everything official.
>>109035981
Nope.
>>109038458
Seems like it doesn't seem to suggest anything, eh.
>>109039266
>>nero cd burner
Hah.
>>109040934
Cuddles, loads of chocolate.Loads of sex
>>109040925
Not at all.
>>109053420
She kills other Servants I guess.
>Would you shower with her?
Of course I would!
>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
Most definitely.
>>109055081
My back and hands are fucked up, especially my hands. They shake all the time, lock up, cramp, ache, and have very little strength. I have trouble doing a lot of things, and I worry about it being an inconvenience to her when, doing, things, and just doing things that involve my hands in general.
>>109056143
Pls no bully.
>>109053420
Showering together would be too odd and awkward for me.
>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
I very doubt that. My fetishes aren't easy to do that with.
>>109055081
Not really. Unless lotsa wounds and a bit of overweight counds.
>>109030909
I love Mami! And yes, I buy anything I can.
>>109035981
I'd say it's a 50/50.
>>109036648
I want todo lots of things with her everyday for the rest of my life
>>109038458
>Tomoe Mami death
>Tomoe Mami witch
>Tomoe Mami wiki
>Tomoe Mami figure
>>109040925
I don't think so.
>>109040934
Sweets, keki, merchandise, a date, spent the day with her and a letter.
>>109041433
Okay!
>>109043808
She's always cute.
>>109044006
But she's in your heart and soul!
>>109044722
I have been saying this for a while, she chooses you.
>>109047958
You don't choose. There will be a time when you'll find a girl and you'll start feeling that special feeling.
>>109053420
>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
Yes and no.
>Would you shower with her?
Hell yeah!
>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
Yes.
>>109055081
No at all.
>>109055081
No. I am fine.
>>109053420
>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
She doesn't like it but she would do it to protect the people she cares about.
>Would you shower with her?
Of course
>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
Yes.
>>109040934
I'd help her and my brother from another mother have a wonderful day together while I take pictures of her smiling/being happy.
You all have completely shit taste in waifus
pic related is the only good waifu
>>109053420
>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
Yes, obviously. She's just a normal girl.
>Would you shower with her?
Hell yes.
>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
Yes. I'm into vanilla.
>>109055081
Scars don't count, right? I mean, big ones.
>>109061360TELL ME ABOUT SPAIN !
WHY DID THEY LOSE THE MATCH ?
>>109061360
Scars shouldn't be a problem.
I think my waifus scars are cute (and I think she wouldn't have any issues with my scars).
>>109043808
The cutest.
>>109053420
I doubt she'd even be able to hurt anyone, not even verbally. She's just too sweet for that.
>shower
No way, why would we do thatwhen we could take a bath together?
>>109055081
Nothing at all, unless a pollen allergy or a minor heart disorder counts.
>>109061841
>a romantic bath with one's waifu
>>109040934
I gave her chocolate chips. Next time I want to give her strawberry cake.
>>109044006
I kind of know that feel. I want a dakimakura of Mio so bad.
>>109053420
>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
She's beaten up people before, but I wouldn't say she'd kill people.
>In defense?
Maybe, but that applies to all humans.
>Out of convenience
>For profit
>For fun even
No.
>Would you shower with her?
Sure.
>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
I imagine it'd work both ways.
>>109055081High functioning autism
I would love to take a romantic bath with the waifu
Post you're waifu in a cute swimsuit.
>>109030909
No, but I've always wanted a wall scroll.
>>109053420
Sexy bath fun time is always on the agenda. I can thank Palma from Thousand Arms for turning me on to that.
>>109041433
Oh look, this thread is still up.
>>109053420
Who wouldn't shower with their waifu?
She'd definitely indulge in some of my fetishes, but probably only some. Some are just too weird. I would be okay with this.
If you got married to your waifu, would she change her last name to match yours? Or would she keep hers?
>>109030909
My reunion with my waifu is just a matter of time so buying merchandise is not necessary.
>>109038656
So what's the backstory to this character? Extreme yandere?
>>109063215
My last name is funny in English, so she'd most likely keep her last name.
>>109063215
She'd probably use mine since it's German. And I think she likes using German-esque names for her attacks.
>>109063370
Barely remember anything from that series but no. Not yandere at all. Just a dark part of her that manifests itself (for character developments sake) and relates to her death I think.
>>109062928
Okay
>>109063215
My last name would never fit her name at all. So she would keep hers.
>>109030909
>Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
Sadly, no. But one day I'll get a job, and then I can afford to buy nice things for her.
>>109043808
Can do!
>>109047958
>choose
That's not how it works. I mean, if you want to you could try to go down that path but for me what happened was I just fell in love with Akari one day. It was unexpected.
I was pretty neutral to the waifu concept, but I'm glad I have her.
>>109053420
>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
Akari hates hurting things. She would never hurt anyone or anything. Maybe in a critical situation where her or anyone she cares about lives are in danger she would.
>Would you shower with her?
Yeah, as long as we're both comfortable with it. For me, I'm not sure I'd be comfortable enough doing that in a 3D world. In a 2D world though, I would be very comfortable.
>>109055081
None that I know of.
Such a long thread
>>109062928
>>109063215My last name is long and silly, and yes I'd like her to have my last name
>>109064051
You have a cute waifu
(invisible joke here)
>>109064174
Why do you always want thread to ded?
pic of my waifu sipping from some of my finest china and reading classic literature
>>109030909
Yes, I buy merch. I just got her DS game in the mail (pic related), and I'm expecting to get a couple of animation cells of her soon.
>>109035981
Not usually, but thinking of her has taught me to tolerate children much better, so I suppose there's that.
>>109040934
It's too early to think about next VDay. Besides, her birthday and Christmas come up first.
>>109053420
Too many questions at once.
>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
I think it would be out of defense if anything, otherwise she would just freeze them to incapacitate.Her in the beginning, though...
>Would you shower with her?
The, um, preferred temperature difference would be far too great to handle.
>>109055081
I don't think so, but there probably is.
>>109063215
No offense, but I hope she keeps hers. My last name is very plain and wouldn't go very well with her first name.Besides, it means Snow White, and she is my princess.
>>109030909
Of course I buy her merch, I love her. A fig, a blu-ray and also a key-chain as soon as Mandarake sorts their shit out.
>>109038458
>ryougi shiki nendoroid
>ryougi shiki figure
>ryougi shiki married
>>109040925
She only eats Häagen-Datz ice-cream, sometimes in her underwear.
>>109040934
Ice cream. And a kiss.
>>109053420
My waifu is innocent and pure and has only killed once, in self-defense. Although she is extremely proficient at it. Like, really fucking good at it.
>>109064651
If i wanted it dead do you think i would bump it with a picture?
Does you're waifu have a favorite color?
Red is nice. Something for the brave.
Pink is also nice. Feminine and beautiful.
Green is love and nature.
Blue for the open and majestic sky.
Purple for royality and loyality.
>>109065127
She seems to like blues and purples. I would say white for the snow as well, but white isn't really a colour.
>>109065127
But my waifu's favourite color is yellow
>>109040934
Love
>>109044006
i feel youJust wait until 3d printing becomes super good, then you can print keychains, figures andonaholes
>>109053420
Killing is a part of her existence.
>Would you shower with her
Yeah, all the time.
>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
Maybe, if not i would be glad to indulge hers.
>>109062928
sure
>>109065127
I think she'd like baby blue or violet
>>109062928
Okay.
Hey /a/ does your waifu ever cosplay?
>>109065442
She is no otaku but she does cosplay
>not speaking your waifu's language
>not lifting for your waifu
>not being the type of person your waifu deserves
Have you done your reps today?
Have you exercised today?
Have you improved yourself today?
You're not worthy of your waifu unless you've done at least one of those things. Your beautiful waifu deserves the nothing but the best.
>>109065442
;v;
>>109065561
anon you're an inspiration ily
>>109065127
Ran, (blue) loves Chen, (orange)
and Yukari, (purple)
>>109065442
as Chen
>>109030909
a daki and some regular sized pillows
>>109040934
some kind of cute animal themed chocolate probably
>>109065561
i got a gym membership a year ago, been going 3 times a week or so for a while now
>>109065442
Only in fanart.
>>109065561
I haven't done any of that in years
Call the cops i don't give a fuck
>>109061495
Ok then. They don't hurt, but they can be irritating sometimes.
>>109062928
Ok.
>>109063215
I prefer if she keep hers. My last name is shit.
>>109065127
I think it's not mentioned, but they would be blue/turquoise and purple.
>>109065442
Nope.
>>109065561
>not speaking your waifu's language
Sadly I can't speak japanese.
>not lifting for your waifu
I lift almost every day.
>not being the type of person your waifu deserves
I'm trying.
>Have you done your reps today?
>Have you exercised today?
Yes and yes.
>Have you improved yourself today?
More or less.
>>109065561
I went back to school and got a job for her.
It's just a shame there are some things I can't change about myself.
Neptune is my waifu and the main Character of my heart.
I've got a figure, a dakimakura, and all the games. I've also got a another figure orderedit looks like shit.
>>109044751
Good taste anon.
>>109053420
She's a good girl who dislikes violence. Still, she is willing to defend herself and those she cares for if necessary.
>>109065127
She seems to have a blue theme.
>>109065561
But I don't know what language mai waifu speaks.
>>109066127
Imai-san sure does know how to play a Tsunderes, doesn't she?
>>109030909
Erica Fontaine is the reason why I love Sakura Taisen so much. I bought a limited edition version of Sakura Taisen 3 that came with a music box with her on the cover. So worth it.
>>109035981
Well, she's made me into a kinder person, if that counts.
>>109036648
I want to make love to Erica while holding hands with her.
>>109038458
>Erica Fontaine
>Erica Fontaine Gymnastics
>Erica Fontaine Dollfie
>Erica Fontaine Rule 34
>>109040925
Nope. She just eats pudding and enjoys the heck out of it.
>>109040934
I want to give her the biggest hug she's ever received.
>>109043808
Erica's always cute when she's smiling. Or blushing. Or both.
>>109047958
You don't choose your waifu. You realize that you and your soon-to-be waifu are meant for each other.
>>109053420
Well, she kills steam-demons threatening Paris.
>>109055081
Not at all. Even if I did, she could just use her spiritual powers to heal my wounds.
>>109065561
>implying I don't speak my waifu's language or lift
Today I worked, lifted, and slapped the bass. That's good enough for my waifu. Nobody is perfect, but at least I put in effort to make myself a better person. One foot in front of the other, forever.
>>109065442
She dresses up in a cat-suit for her night-job at Chattes Noire.
Would you lick you're waifu's feet?
>>109030909
which anime is this from?
>>109066190
It's weird, I normally hate tsundere characters for being annoying and overly aggressive, Kurisu just pulls it off so perfectly.
>>109065442
Only in fanart. She apparently likes seiyuu jokes.
>>109066378
Gatchaman Crowds.
>>109065442
Only in shitty idol spin offs that shouldn't exist and have 4 fucking songs.
She doesn't have much merchandise, but I own several dakimakura of her. She's really soft and comfy in bed.
>>109044257
>>109030909
I've bought a lot of her merchandise over the years.
>>109065442
In fanart, and not very much at that. This is one of the only pieces I have with Mizore, and even then it's a seiyuu joke.
>>109066424
Anon pls
pls
>>109066584
did you get them custom done? where, if so? do you also own that many pillows, or do you just change the case. getting one custom done cost me around $70. id love another case but it is so expensive
>>109030909
Akiyama Mio.
No, because i don't own anything yet of her.
>>109035981
No, because I'm not a fool.
>>109036648
I want her todominateme.
>>109038458
>Akiyama Mio
>Tumblr
>Cosplay
>Konachan
>Other art websites
>>109040925
No she don't. Not canonically, because god knows how many "creative" artists there is on the internet.
>>109040934
I don't really like the idea of "show your love that very day". Every day should loving day.
>>109041433
That's a sundress, right ?
>>109044431
>Caring about what people says on internet
>>109044661
Oy vey !
>>109053420
She's peaceful and wouldn't hurt anyone.
And in case of defense, she would be scared to death anyway.
Of course i would.My fetishes aren't really special, so i guess yes
>>109055081
I have nothing special. Nothing physically special. Just a little depressed sometimes.
>>109065127
Well, her colors are Turquoise/Black.
The closest thing would be blue.
>>109065442
Not canonically.
>>109065561
>Langage
Almost no one here does you know.
>Lift
Okay, i admit that i don't.
>Reps, Exercise, Improved
I did literally nothing productive today.
>nothing but the best
I'm not the best, but i would be the worst if i let your words touch me.
"it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward"
-Rambo Balboa IV
How did your waifu react when you proposed to her?
>>109066817
>>109066817
>>109065127
Yes, Purple.
>>109065561
I speak english, so there's that. Can't work out a lot.
>>109066378
If she wanted me to...
>>109063215
Not sure she has a last name... Still, she would decide. I wouldn't be too fuzzy.
>>109066817
>
Need to sleep, feels like my nose gonna bleed. Good night waifu thread.
>>109066817
propose what?
>>109066378
I want to fuck my waifu's feet. And thighs. And armpits.
And all those normal areas too.
I want to fuck every part of her, essentially.
>>109066817
About as well as expected.
>>109065127
I don't know...heh
>>109065561
>not speaking your waifu's language
I don't.
>not lifting for your waifu
I do.
>not being the type of person your waifu deserves
I always try my best.
>Have you done your reps today?
Later.
>Have you exercised today?
No.
Have you improved yourself today?
I hope so.
Damn she gives me force to to those things. I'll do it for her.
>>109066378
That's my fetish.
>>109066817i haven't proposed to her
>>109066950
Try to not to die.
>>109066817
I really can't picture myself proposing. I would just tell her to marry me and give her one of those plastic rings from a toy capsule vending machine.
>>109066424
Monogatari series
>>109067171
That expression is2slutty4me
>>109066817;_;
>>109067442
Dream come true
I want my waifu to judge my cock in a smug manner.
>>109067609
How big a cock must be to please a waifu?
>>109067654
As big as hentai ones
>>109067726
Then I am good.
>>109067654
There is a chart
8 inches (20 cm) is ideal.
>>109066378
Of course, she has the softest of vampire-loli feet. Her feet probably taste like donuts.
>>109063215
Shinobu would be the dominant one in our relationship, so she'd keep her last name.
>>109030909
>thinking of shinobu
>open /a/
>the first thread i see features her in the op
Magic.
>>109067796
What do you do if your waifu is canonically hetero?
>>109067893
what sort of question is this
>>109066817
...
>>109067438
>slutty
You wouldn't mind you're waifu giving that look to you, anon.
>>109067880
Shinobu takes up much of my thought process. Even if she's a powerful, ancient vampire, she's still a qtpi
>>109066683
No, they're not custom done. I have 4 covers and 4 stuffing.
>tfw no merch of your waifu
>>109066817
the only thing i have of hers is a few pictures and what little love i have left in my heart.
>>109068102
I need to buy a daki pillow and a bunch of sheets. But goddamn am I way too poor for this shit.
>>109068102
ah neat. where did you get yours?
>>109068116
you could buy lemon anal lube
Your waifu leans up to kiss you after you just came in her mouth from her blowjob.
What do you do?
>>109068146
.. I know that feeling. I feel so poor with my couple of posters and wall scrolls.. I must acquire a figure or a daki of my sweet, sweet waifu.Only difference is, I have hundreds of Shinobu pictures and lots of love in my heart for her <3
>>109066378
It's not a fetish of mine, but If she wants it...
>>109066817
Something like the gif, probably.
>>109068297
She did that because i asked her to share some with me, she shouldn't be so selfish and hog it all.
>>109068297
Let her kiss me and go for round 2 with the incentive of donuts if she accepts.
>>109066817
>>109068297
Close my eyes and brace for impact
>>109068297
Kiss her back, and as our lips part, I use my finger to wipe off any remaining drops of semen from her face, just to see her cute reaction.
>>109066817
>>109068037That image made me laugh for some reason...
>>109068313I did your waifu ;3
>>109067964
>what sort of question is this
What would agirldo to have sex with their waifu if she is canonically hetero?I have no dick with which to pleasure.
>>109067893
You find justification for some leeway, webm related.
If not, then I don't know what to tell you. 2d and 3d are pretty different worlds though, so who knows.
>>109068313
i dont have possesions because of money, its not about the money, its about the love.
>>109068357
>>109068395
>>109068448
this is one of those things that sounds fine until you actually orgasm, then its going to completely gross you out. think about it for a minute, how you feel after you masturbate. you really gonna want that nasty smelly stuff anywhere near your mouth and face afterwards?
>>109068297
What kind of question is this? Kiss that bitch, nigga!
>>109068463
mfw
>>109068486
Strap-on. Or use animagic to grow a futacock. Or give her the V and turn her into a lesbian.
I'm guessing.
>>109066817
Like this.
>>109067796
Well, time for me to commit sudoku then.
>>109068315
>It's not a fetish of mine
How disappointing. You're missing one of the best things of the planet. Just like your whole country missed the world cup.
That was so bad that the king himself left !
>>109068297
>Refusing a kiss from your waifu, after she did you a great pleasuring act
>>109068527
After I cum in my waifu I want to do nothing but kiss her. I don't care if I taste my own semen.
>>109068541http://jellycatz.deviantart.com/art/ShinobuSUniformClinez-397802196?captcha: snlcur art
>>109068527
It's worth it to get to kiss my waifu
>>109068527
Well, if you masturbate, it's different. If it's with someone you really love, like your Waifu, you wouldn't mind since you'd be happy to be with her.
>>109068486
Use your fingers, sister.
Also, sex toys,egg vibrators a best
>>109068448
You're a lewd one.
>>109068527
>smelly
Semen is smelly?
>>109065561
>not speaking your waifu's language
She speaks English though.
>>109066378
>lick
I'm, uh not, sure about lick, but there's plenty of fun things I could do with them.
>>109066817
I don't believe in marriage, we don't need an institution or organization to officially recognize our love.
>>109068297
N-no tongue!I can return the favor either way.
>>109068627
As I said, there's another "mouth" I can "kiss".
>>109068632
>>109068678
>>109068679
not sayin i wouldn't do it, i probably would. but it would definitely gross me out, having semen in my mouth. not really a fetish of mine but whatever, to each his own
>>109068297
Commence snowballing.
>>109055154
Just for you
>>109068775
>snowballing
>not a glass bottom boat
>>109068755
>>109068297
>>109068527
Funny how i had a dream about her in this exact situation
>>109068736
>Semen is smelly?
yes, quite nasty in a weird way. its going to vary depending on diet and the person and such, but its never going to smell very good. hard to describe, the only thing similar ive smelled is the cap of a portobello mushroom, strangely enough.
though i guess, im sure theres people out there who actually enjoy the smell and taste, but im betting its not a relatively large amount of people
>>109062928
>>109065127
Assuming her image color is her favorite then blue. Which is also my favorite.
>>109065442
For her job once.
>>109065561
I'm learning Jap.
>>109068655
I'd love to see Shinobu in Hachikuji's outfit. Not saying her dress isn't cute,though.
Has your're waifu ever motivated you to do/learn anything new in real life? My waifu is a musician and she is the motivation for me to learn to learn and other instruments.
>>109065561
I exercise every day, but my chronic pain keeps me from exercising more and is worsened by simply jogging.
>>109068736
I haven't kept toys around in forever.
I just want to live that experience of shoving a hard meaty rob into my waifu's vagina and pumping her to the brim with semen. And have her carry my child and give birth to my child.
>>109068991
Excercise
>>109068037
Too slutty for Mami, I mean. Not my thing, though.
>>109068991
My waifu motivated me to learn how to make donuts.
>>109068991
I tried studying music for her before. I didn't get any better but I learned a bit of basic piano.
>>109068991
I draw my wife every day. She is the sole reason I took up drawing.
>>109068991
Since she loves eating i learned cooking
>>109068991
Well, she motivated me to try helping people out more often.
>>109069143De donde eres?
>>109066817
Y-yes...
>>109069193¿Porque quieres saberlo?
>>109069279Tengo curiosidad
>>109069102
Music theory isn't too difficult to grasp anon
>>109068736
>Semen is smelly?
Are you not a man?
You are busy making love to you're waifu and ready to load your love inside her but then she tells you that its dangerous today.
What do?
>>109069330
whats dangerous? cumming inside her?
>>109068991
I tried to learn about Finland unironically until i realized its a hellhole.
>>109068872
Gross, i had no idea.
>>109069036
Its probably not as good as you think, you should enjoy the yuri life better, sister.i can understand the part about the child, though.
>>109069308
It wasn't the theory that was the problem, it was I never improved at singing. Video related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj0CIsUF_d8
>>109069330
I don't think vampires can get pregnant though..
Would you love your waifu if she went to prison?
>>109069279Te quiero besary violar.
>>109068872
>portobello mushrooms
In smell, yes, a little, but I hear it's supposed to be very sour and bitter in taste, a bit like vinegar.
A f-friend told me.
>>109069330
Instantly release inside.
Die horribly.
Be resurrected and be killed again.
Worth.
>>109069305Adivina
>>109069423Pervertido
>>109069437
the taste will vary much more than the smell will. taste greatly depends upon diet and if the person smokes and stuff like that. its almost always going to be salty though. apparently drinking loads of pineapple juice or other sweet fruit juices can make it taste much less bitter and maybe even a little sweet
>>109069403
I'm sure my waifu would just break free.But, if she were to be imprisoned, I'd still love her.
>>109069330
Say "I don't care, I want you" and cum inside her
>>109069476
>AdivinaPor lo menos dame una pista
>>109069476Por lo menos déjame acariciar tu cuerpo.
>>109069367
>probably not as good as you think
It's probably about the most pleasurable experience a man can have, doubly so because it's with the person he loves.
>>109069369
Depends on the program. Some are more concerned about your ability to reproduce a given note by reading it, so it's not about "how good you are at singing" as much.
>>109069403
It depends on what for. Laws are man-made. Can't really think of her doing anything too terrible after character development happened.
If your waifu expressed interest in a threesome with you and another girl, what would you do?
>>109069642Thank God
>>109069535
Well she kinda is imprisoned already since she's bound to Araragi's life and cant return to her "normal" form.
And yeah, remember that time when she ate those handcuffs?
>>109069642
I don't know. Unless it was one of her terminals I probably wouldn't be comfortable with it.
>>109069367
I love my life as it is, it's just a grass is greener on the other-
>>109069638
>It's probably about the most pleasurable experience a man can have, doubly so because it's with the person he loves.
Goddamnit. I want it more now.
>>109069642
Hope she'd want a threesome with Karen.
>>109069593Piensa en la letra C
>>109069598¿Pero Porqué?
>>109069642
Tell her that's slutty and we are not doing it
>>109069768
>Piensa en la letra CColombia? Chile?
>>109069737
Well. Men can't carry their children in their bodies, and you can.
To have the life spawned from the combination of your and your loved one's most precious union be carried inside of you is probably pretty special, even with all the shit it does to your body.
So that's something?
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>>109069638
Now you're just making stuff up, its scientifically scientific that female orgasms are way better.
>>109069642BETTER BRING IN GLYCINE THEN
>>109069915
>its scientifically scientific that female orgasms are way better
Doesn't mean it's not highly pleasurable for a man, and it doesn't mean the vagina doesn't feel fucking amazing.
Just because it doesn't feel AS GOOD (which we'll never quite know), doesn't mean it doesn't feel fantastic.
>>109068297
Eh...kiss her.
>>109068627
I don't give a fuck about the king or the worldcup, sorry. And you should kill yourself for that bad joke (and save my time from doing it).
>>109068991
Not really.
>>109069403
Yes. I don't care if she killed someone or she's a gun dealer or anything (it would be fun to see that).
>>109069642
No.
>>109066817
Blushing and slightly confused
>>109068297
Accept because i could never refuse a kiss from her.
>>109068991
Nothing specific - Its more about her giving me power daily.
>>109069330
I don't think i could pull out in that situation. Time to take responsibility.
>>109069642
Ask her where she got that idea from.
>>109069864Yep, Chile.¿Estás contento?
>>109069871
>To have the life spawned from the combination of your and your loved one's most precious union be carried inside of you is probably pretty special
Reminder that the woman unconsciously shits herself, usually multiple times during the long and arduous process of child-birth.
Reminder that she's very likely to have her vagina tear during child-birth.
Reminder that her stomach stands an awful chance of developing hideous stretchmarks from pregnancy.
Human sex is fucking amazing.
Human childbirth is fucking horrid and only through our abstract thinking and tool making skills have we made it significantly more bearable for the woman in the last 200 years.
>>109070107
Damn i am tired.
>>109070162
I didn't need this reminder.
Not today.
No, I'm not new.
I thought my waifu would never find me but then she came along.
Couldn't stop thinking about her, the first thing I thought about when I got my hands on some money is that I'll be able to afford her merch.
Too bad she's stuck in such an awfully mediocre show, although the manga is a little better.
>>109070128>compartiendo un thread con un chileno sin saberlo
Yes, time to commit sudoku.
>>109068991
Exercise more.
Cooking better.
>>109069330
I would stop.
Look her in the eyes.
Tell her how i love her, that i want to marry her, have kids an spend my entire life with her.Then release everything
>>109069403
I would still love her, and wait for her, visit, phone everyday, send her sweets and gifts everyday.
>>109069642
I would refuse.
>>109070090
>I don't give a fuck about the king or the worldcup, sorry
>This is what 5pa1n actually believe
>>109070128
well, you do seem like aChillguy
>>109069885
A Russian? now things are getting weird...
Would your waifu prefer you showed her love every day or showed her exponentially more love on one day out of the year?
>>109070233Pues mala suerte para ti entonces.¿De que paÃs eres?
>>109070300
Ok i admit that made me laugh
>>109070353
*if
goddammit brain
>>109070023
>which we'll never quite know
We have the technology, they measured it and pleasure waves are 10x stronger in a female orgasm, checkmate.
>>109069642
Its really hard to say, i would try to discourage it, but if it risked ruining our relationship by denying her the experience, i would need to accept, as long as it didn't become a common occurrence.
>>109069885
????? ?????, ?? ????????
>>109069871
I actuallyhave two children.
I guess it was amazing at the time.
>>109070430
Stronger, yes, but that doesn't make the male orgasm or sexual experience pointless.
>>109070353
If I gave her doughnuts everyday, then probably show her love everyday.
>>109070471
wat
>>109070285
I already said in another thread that I prefer individual sports. If you're trying to tease me you are not in the good way.
>>109070353
Every day.
>>109069915
Sort of. Theoretically female orgasms are better but the pleasure is a subjective experience. And subjective pleasure is pretty much measured on a scale that doesn't actually have any basis. For instance, if you said "rate your pleasure from 1 to 10", your study might be empirical, but because it's not a continuous scale with a meaningful 0, it's sort of worthless too. Someone's "2" might be another person's "4". Science suggests that people are actually sort of terrible at judging what they think will make them happy, so what do people know, anyway?
>>109070162
I don't really see what the problem is. Shit can be cleaned up, vaginal tears are understandable, and stretch marks, if they occur, will fade over time. Sure, it's not pretty, but I really don't see what the big deal is. Granted, I still don't want to have kids, but that's not the reason. You could even go so far as to say that putting effort into living is a delusion because nobody makes it out alive, anyway.
>>109070353
I'm more of an "everyday" person. There is a phrase that we judge our lives based on other peoples' highlight reels. But I find the most enjoyment out of some of the smaller things in life, things that just happen in day-to-day interactions.
If not a threesome, how would you feel if your waifu had a romantic friendship with another girl? A completely chaste, but still romantic, friendship.
>>109070471
How the hell does a waifufag have kids?
>>109070556
The male orgasm is more essential to reproduction than the female's anyways.
>>109070642
but she already has a romantic friendship with another girl
>>109070733
>waifufag
>posting in waifu thread
>>109070162
I'm not saying it's a pretty thing. I'm just saying, if I had the ability to, and she wanted me to, I would do it for her.
>>109070471
>waifufag
>has two children
>is a woman
This thread just got maximum interesting.
>>109070642
I don't know what a romantic friendship means. I'd probably get very jealous and would follow them everywhere until I felt comfortable with it.
>>109070353
She is a happy girl who needs constant love and affection and i am pretty sure i would give it to her every 5 min.
>>109070642
Tell her to cut it out or we're gonna have problems.
>>109070390
Fromthe whitest
>>109070733
>>109070615
It's a long story. Just post more waifus.??????????
>>109070873???????????????????????
>>109070353
All day erry day.
>>109070353
Every single day of my life.
>>109068297
I wouldn't do the lewd thing in the first place.
>>109068991
Not really, other than the 'dealing with children' thing I mentioned earlier.
>>109069330
I think she wants children, but if she suddenly didn't, thenthis question is way too lewd.
>>109069403
It must be a misunderstanding!
>>109069642
That doesn't sound like her at all. Besides, she's the only one I have feelings for.
>>109070353
Every day, just like she would.
>>109070873
Okay, Anon.
>>109068991
I'm not sure if it really relates, but it kind of feels like cooking would be something she would appreciate (besides, I find cooking to be pretty giving unless you're exhausted).
>>109069330
Pull out.
I love her, and I love the idea of releasing inside of her, but I don't want to subject her to the rigors of childbirth, or have a child eat up our private lives.
>>109070090
>gun dealer
I'd buy from you're waifu in that case.
>>109070353
A little bit of both.
I want to shower her with love, but I also don't want to be suffocating, everyone needs a bit of private time, right?
>>109068297
Kiss her.
>>109068991
Cooking, be a better person, exercise.
>>109069330
If it can't be helped, release everything. I would not mind having a kid with her.
>>109069403
Yes.
>>109069642
I would be wanting to say "yes"
but I'd refuse because I want to be the only man for her.
>>109070128
Dame un respiro.
>>109070353
Every day. I will never stop loving her nor showing it.
>>109030909
Lilly Satou
A daki yes
>>109035981
Yes, I actually act much less like an ass now that I've been with her.
>>109038458
Wallpaper, fanfiction, and tea
>>109040925
Nah
>>109040934
Chocolates, a poem, and tea
>>109041433
>>109043808
>>109044006
Cheer up Hanabro, you can get an artsmoo/hobbyheart daki of her!
>>109047958
She chose me
>>109063215
I think my last name would go well with her.
>>109065127
White>Dose colors
Blue is best team
>>109065561
Yes to all
>>109066378
Yes
>>109066817
Her face would be kind of like this
>>109068297
I'll kiss her mouth even when my rocket explodes
>>109068991
I like learning about different kinds of teas now.
>>109069330
Pull out I guess
She and I would be smart enough to use condoms I think.
>>109069403
What the hell would Lilly go to prison for?
>>109069642
Why not? As long as it was with someone we both trusted.
>>109070353
I'd show her my love every day
>>109055081
A some overweight and a bit of social disorder. Nothing to worry about.
>>109062928
Thats the only I have.
>>109063215
I think we should not do anything extraordinary, my last name with her first name sounds good, so why not.
>>109065127
Probably blue/green/teal
>>109065561
>not speaking your waifu's language
We both speak english.
>not lifting for your waifu
Nah, I'm too lazy.
>>109066378
That's weird, why would I do this?But, if she wants...
>>109066817
I imagine her being very embarrassed, but happy.
>>109068991
Yes, I started to learning about AR/VR.
>>109069330
I would tell that it's ok with me. If she won't tell me to stop I will take responsibility.
>>109069403
Of course I would love her as long as she is my waifu, eg: if she killed someone with cold blood, then it's not really my Miku.
>>109069642
I can't imagine her doing this, she is not this kind of girl. It could be awkard and potentially damage your relationship so I would refuse.
>>109071180Te juro que si vos tambien sos argentino, te busco y te mato
>>109070943?????????
>>109071081
What was your first reaction to your waifu? Did you think she was cute? Or was it just a sudden realization that even though you've seen that character a bunch you actually love them?
>>109070829
A romantic relationship is where the participants have feelings for each other, but not in a sexual way, and no sexual acts occur. They might hug each other, or even kiss, but that's as far as it goes.
>>109070642
Two options:
1.-If her friend makes her feel "good" or "loved". I would duplicate that. Make more effort to keep her with me.
2.-Talk to her since it can damage our relationship.
>>109066378
Oh fuck yes I would.
>>109068297
Cum again.
I love cum kisses~
>>109069330
What's dangerous?
>>109069642
Probably not go for it. I'm uncertain of that stuff, and if I did decide to go with it there would be a few rules, but I don't know. I don't much care for having sex with other people besides just her and I.
>>109070353
All day everyday.
>>109071321????????????????????????????
>>109071351
That's a terrible thing.
>>109069642
I suppose it would depend on the addition. No baseball bats allowed.
>>109070353
Average amounts every day and going all out once in a while. Love isn't a holiday, you don't just celebrate it at certain points in the year. That's just not how you do it.
>>109040925
Well, that depends on your imagination.
>>109070850Argentina eh? No tengo problemas con argentinaMe simpatizan los argentinos
>>109071180¿Porqué?
>>109071321
She was everything i wanted in a girl
>>109071351
>maybe even kiss
I would be very jealous then,and very, very hard.
>>109071262
Nah, I'm not.
>>109066378
If she wants me to do it.
>>109070642
I don't know what that means. Probably try to make things clear.
>>109069403
Yes but she wouldn't stay there for long anyways.
>>109071351
That sounds like a prettyboringrelationship.
>>109071321
I thought Shinobu was a cutie at the get go. Her personality just made it that much better. I thought she was beautiful in her adult body though. I loved her as soon as I saw her.
>>109071168
>I'd buy from you're waifu in that case
She would give you a good price, I'm sure
Do you think your waifu would absolutely crave your mara?
>Tout le monde se met a parler dans des langues étrangères
>>109070633
You think i will believe that ?
You really don't like football ?Because i don't too, i do like other team sports.
>>109071621
>Getting last picture by breaking the limit
Truly a good comrade.
>>109071470
Yare yare daze
>Max limit of 250 image replies has been reached.
Huh....
>>109069403
Yes.
I would break her the fuck out of there, even if it meant a direct frontal assault on the prison complex with an armored car (with a trimmed engine), explosives (particularly shaped charges for breaching) and an MG3 machinegun mounted to the top of the armored car, on a swivel mount, with an armored shield, a minigun feed-chute leading down to an ammo supply in the truck, and a water jacket for the barrel, linked with a hose to the radiator of the engine, to make sure the gun can be cool and sustain fire at any time necessary.
If they put the place on lockdown, I would declare that I would execute one prisoner or prison guard every hour, until my demands are met, if they try to stage an assault of some sort, I would have the gunner tear down the entire court-yard of inmates and personnel.
Or I could just pull some strings with her associates, she probably has a few powerful friends here and there.
>>109071321
I thought she was cute, I thought she was cool, I thought she was sexy.
By god, so many things changed for me that day.
Fuggen image limit ;_;
>>109071619
I personally got to the point where I noticed that I liked her in all fan art iterations, all MOST artstyles, all clothing and all hairstyles.
I will always love her.
>>109071407
Sorry I know what you said, but I've exhausted my entry level knowledge of grorious nippon.
>>109070353
showing someone with lovey dovey compliments everyday kinda takes away meaning from it. not to say you shouldnt treat her well but overdoing it is a bit unrealistic and kind of clingy. maybe some waifus would like that though, who knows
>>109071663
What he fuck is mara?
>>109071761
I know mine would like it. She wants me to pamper her.
>>109071321
Well, I first saw Erica while I was playing through Project X Zone. Upon seeing that she was from SEGA, I initially hated her for being in the game instead of someone like, say, Ristar. But, as I continued to play through the game, I started to grow closer to her. Eventually, I decided to buy the Sakura Taisen: Ecole de Paris OVA, since that's one of the only ST related things that's been released stateside. After loving that, I decided to buy a Dreamcast, an import enabler, and a copy of Sakura Taisen 3. And from there, it was history. I would post another image of her, but, you know, image limit.
>>109071621
A rectangle-shaped bass case is easy to mistake for a rifle case, hilariously. I can't count how many times I have had to go to the luggage counter at the airport and ask for my bass because they thought it was guns.
>>109071538
see >>109071351
>>109071407
>>109071610
Eh, it's not everybody's cup of tea, but who am I to judge? You see these sorts of things sometimes, both in 2d and 3d, hence my curiosity.
>>109071741I used google translate
>>109071782
Jap slang term for penis.
How are you even on /a/ if you didn't know that?
>>109071497Dime tu paÃs, mamibro
>>109071910If it's Mexico he won't tell, imagine all the jokes.
>>109070642
Why would I want my waifu to have a romantic relationship with someone other then me? That's not a loving committed relationship then. If she wanted to do that then I would just leave. If I'm not good enough and all she needs then that means she doesn't love me.
>>109071905
I don't know japanese.
>>109071965
He was annoyed at the chilean Misaobro, and he is not from argentina
I really wonder where is he from
>>109072178Uruguayan.
>>109071859
Oh, well then.
I just ran out of stuff to respond with.
But yeah! Waifus are a miracle of the universe.
>>109072250
Then what is your problem?
Are you upset there are so many SouthAmerican waifufriends?
>>109071853
>Gun in musical instrument case
Based Al Capone, and his tommy gun in violin cases.
>>109071664
I prefer things like swimming, motorcycling, biking, boxing, track, etc. Sports where you don't depend on another person.
>>109071853
>I can't count how many times I have had to go to the luggage counter at the airport and ask for my bass because they thought it was guns
Well, in my case they stop me almost every time at the airport because I have surgical steel inside of me, and that makes sound the alarms. But your problem sounds like a pain in the ass.
>>109071965
My sides.
>>109072251
My waifu is a miracle too big to be contained in just the universe! She's the best! The best! The best the best the best!
>>109072346
nuh uh mine is!
>>109072346
Dave Grohl pls
>>109065127PURPLE STRONG
but she prefers blue
Happy Thursday waifufriends!
>>109072471
Red is the best. All that passion and stuff. I love my emperor~
>>109072516
But it is Friday.
>>109072374
No way Jose, you a pleb. My yfu is daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa best!
>>109072389
Sounds like aDadrockvocalist.
I want to inseminate my waifu in public. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Why is life wo cruel!
>>109072471
Where is yellow?
My waifu's favourite color is yellow
>>109072325
>motorcycling, biking
Such great tastes, you maybe hate me, but you're my comrade.
You should check videos about Tourist Trophy if you don't know about it, the most crazy race ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRWp9rhfS_0
And for the airport, i made one beep years ago when i hadbracesback then.
>>109072579
They'reteam colors for steam summer salejust scored a point for purple. Fuck yeah.
>>109072576
I'll fuckign fight you.
>>109072576
I want to inseminate your waifu in public too.
>>109072632
I'll fuckign destroy you. I'm going to do you like America did to Ancient Rome: do nothing until you fuck yourself up and then start up a tourism company on your dead corpse.
>>109072697
Well then we're comrades in arms.
>>109072576
>>I want to inseminate my waifu in public. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Why is life wo cruel!
Actually I have that same fetish. I doubt she would go for it though.
But it just sounds like this, really lewd, but oddly romantic thing to do.
>>109072726
What....?
>>109072325
Do you get the full-body groping service afterward?
>>109072312
Instruments can be dangerous. I punctured my hand on the end of my bass's E string during an accidental, drunken, limb-flailing backhand one day. Still have a scar from it.
I just saw lots of pictures of my waifu being raped accidentally.
I honestly think sometimes life isn't really on my side.
>>109072312
Gangster are always depicted with those drum magazines, which weren't that common in criminal circles, as they were uncommon, expensive, and difficult to conceal, they much more preferred stick mags.
The drums look classy as fuck though, and one in good shape can be valued as highly as 700 dollars, for a 50 round drum. A 100 round drum is even rarer, and can cost over 1000 dollars.
>>109072831
My waifu always gets drawn in bondagenow I'm very much ok with it.
>>109072831
>I honestly think sometimes life isn't really on my side
I know that feel ;_;
>>109072871
Bondage is good.
>>109072871
Man that's the worse when people usually draw your waifu in some shitty fetish so there is nothing ever good.
>>109069642
>all these people refusing threesome
Are you guys fags?
It's like a dream come true.
I'd even do a threesome with her and another male. I want to watch her get spitroasted.
>>109072996
Well she'd probably inviteher sisterso it's to be expected.
>>109072871
Mine is always rape.
Rape, rape, rape.
Rape.
Rape and torture.
Gangrape.
Blackmail and rape.
NTR and rape.
Drugs and rape.
Nothing else. Never anything else.
>>109072996
I don't see how my waifu having sex with someone who isn't me would be a dream come true. I fail to see any reason I would want her doing something like that with someone else.
>>109073061
Mine never gets drawn in doujins, but commissions and requests can be very fruitful at times.
>>109072581
Yeah, I knew about that race, it is pretty good and entertaining, but a bit crazy.
>>109072798
>Do you get the full-body groping service afterward?
No. I have a certificate where it says that I have steel inside my body. If they try to grope me they couldn't see shit.
>>109072996
>I'd even do a threesome with her and another male. I want to watch her get spitroasted
Seriously m8.
Good night waifu thread.
>>109072996
Threesomes really aren't a thing I'm sure I'd want to do with her.
I mean, gangbangs and gangrapes in porn, sure, but it's not really something I'd want to put her into.
Maybe if we found a person that we both could trust, who would be willing to participate, and that she liked kinda, I'd have nothing against indulging and exploring her fetish or sexual fantasies, after all, I kind of want her to do the same.
Bringing in another person is a... tricky subject, but solutions can be reached.
>>109072798
>Still have a scar from it.
>Have a permanent mark because you've been playing bass
I would love have a permanent mark of her on my body. The only thing i have is a temporary mark, a tanline on my hands dues of the biking gloves i use when riding.
>>109072996
>I want to watch her get spitroasted.
I want to watch you work in a gulag.
>>109072847
Drums magazine are always sexy, but not very tactical anyway.
See : Soviet PPSH-41
>>109073221
>but a bit crazy
It's COMPLETELY CRAZY. And that's why that's good.
Good night.
Aaaaaa...
I want to hold hands with my waifu as we walk down the streets during a summer-end festival.
I want to run into her friends all dressed in your fancy pants yukatas or what have you that my waifu is also wearing.
I want to spend a nice time with all of them, spending hundreds of dollars trying and failing to win her prizes at the booths.
I want her to try once and completely dominate each one using her 13,000,000,000,000 abnormalities and minuses.
I want to feel emasculated at her intense prowess before she teases me again and then comfortingly takes ky fingers in hers as a kind of loose handhold.
I want to eat and laugh and watch the fireworkers together as a couple and as a group of friends.
I want to sneak away with her behind the bushes and booths and pin her against the tree and fuck her raw right then and there.
I want to fuck her until our semen mixes and pours out onto the ground until the ground is so filled with our lovejuices the forest tree leaves become milky white and become pregnant with our children.
I want a group of small children to stumble across us in the act, but I'm far too lost in her to care and they see me finish inside her, eyes wide in amazement.
I want to kiss my waifu in front of them too, with tongue, and interlocked fingers, illuminated only by the rainbow of fireworks and the moon in the sky amidst the sea of trees and roar of booms.
Ahhh... I want my waifu.
>>109072996
Threesome with another female seems fine, but not with a random dude. That's just gay.
>>109073272
>I want to fuck her until our semen mixes
>our
Girls dont make semen silly
>until the ground is so filled with our lovejuices the forest tree leaves become milky white and become pregnant with our children.
I'm too high for this shit.
>>109073267
Drums are cool as shit, and they actually kinda made sense given the PPSH-41's rate of fire, but I always found the PPS-43 to be a much more practical and utilitarian weapon, easier and cheaper to make, a more reliable and handy curved mag, a rate of fire that's more easily sustainable, and the nifty penetrative properties of the 7.62x25mm, it's almost like a little babby AK (except less complex and pretty much not mechanically related at all).
I just totally dig those old stamped open-bolt submachineguns, and I'm sad that they're not a "viable" weapon anymore.
If not for the NFA or Hughes Amendment, I'm sure they would be very popular on the civilian market.
>>109073272
Thanks for making me feel even worse than I am.Thanks.
>>109073443
>His smile and optimism: goneJust like mine.
>>109073430
>very popular on the civilian market
Maybe they would be popular here in France,if we had this kind of market
I'm going to sleep, good night comrade.
>>109073073
MFF threesome:
Two words: Cum swapping. That alone is a reason to do it.
Also it would be really hot to have sex with another girl while your waifu masturbates beside you.
MMF threesome:
Something like spitroasting or double penetration is impossible with just yourself.
>>109073672
>spitroasting or double penetration is impossible with just yourself
Apply yourself.
>>109073672
>Cum swapping. That alone is a reason to do it.
I don't think that's particularly sexy or anything.
>Also it would be really hot to have sex with another girl while your waifu masturbates beside you.
Not really, I don't want to NTR her, I don't like NTR.
>Something like spitroasting or double penetration is impossible with just yourself.
No it's not, you could make a cast of your dick and have a custom made dildo made for just that purpose.
Shit, you can make ejaculating dildos even.
>>109073672
>Cum swapping.
I'd rather her and I just keep my cum to ourselves.
>it would be really hot to have sex with another girl while your waifu masturbates beside you
I don't understand, why would I want sex with another girl?
Also this,
>>109073722
You can do those two things with only you and her. It just sounds like you want to fuck other people anon instead of your waifu only.
>>109073789
>ejaculating dildos
Please explain.
>>109073272
I want to do lewd things with my waifu.
Thanks anon ......
>>109073867
Fake cum.
>>109073867
It's exactly what it sounds like.
>>109073897
Yes, but how does it work? Obviously it would have some sort of channel inside the dildo, and then some sort of tubing and mechanism for squirting I suppose... but what would you use convincingly as the liquid? And it wouldn't be the same.
>>109073969
No, it's really similar actually.
Why would it need to be actual cum anyway? What's wrong with you?
>>109074044
I'm just curious, is all. I'm not the anon who's insisting on threesomes. Just a curious faggot with a waifu.
>>109073789
It's not NTR if she agrees to it, baka.
>>109073842
Because it's like your waifu is "sharing" you, her toy, with another girl and she gets to be more playful and teasing. Also it'd be hot to watch your waifu masturbate to you having sex with another girl.
And as for DP, there's no thrill if it's just a dildo. It obviously has to be another person who she's pleasuring and being pleasured by. Dildo is lifeless plastic rubber and retarded.
>>109073867
A urethra is formed when the dildo is shaped, it's then rigged to a hose, and a rubber reservoir you fill with fake (or real) cum. You squeeze the reservoir and the pressure squirts out the (fake) cum.
There's also this thing called "cyberskin" which is supposed to be able to be used to make a very lifelike dildo.
>>109074044
He wants naturally ejaculating dildos, if you catch my drift.
>>109074075Put on a skirt and makeup and I can think of 24 people dying to make your acquaintance
>>109074075
Oh, sorry.
But like I said, it's really similar.
>>109074096
Why would I want to be shared? And how exactly would I find it hot to fuck someone who isn't her? I have no interest like that in anyone other then my waifu.
>It obviously has to be another person who she's pleasuring and being pleasured by.
Why would I want someone else to please her sexually needs instead of just her and I? If me and her were together in and in love we wouldn't need anyone else.
>>109074111
I don't care for 3d. And that's true, but that's neither here nor there. It's just a thought exercise of what a dickless person could do for their waifu.
>>109074103
>>109074240
Also since when am I just her "toy"?
>>109054727
Best taste, anon
>>109074240
>Why would I want someone else to please her sexually needs instead of just her and I? If me and her were together in and in love we wouldn't need anyone else.
I agree with this, but fantasy is another ballgame. Right now I am imagining having a threesome with Tomoko and Watamom while Kii watches and masturbates.
>>109074408
Well yeah fantasy is something different. Something can sound good in your head, but you know it would be terrible to actually do.
>>109074373
Do you masturbate exclusively to your waifu? Do you never think lewd things about other girls?
And the appeal of a threesome with another male is that kind of depravity and sluttiness can't be achieved through just one dick, and the excitement of her finding she's being pleasured more by the other guy than by you.
>>109074627
Who here doesn't only masturbate to their waifu?
>>109074627
>Do you never think lewd things about other girls?
Different anon, yeah, sure, but I wouldn't really want to bring in someone else if we were in an actual relationship together.
It's different.
>>109074627
>Do you masturbate exclusively to your waifu? Do you never think lewd things about other girls?
For the most part actually yes. The only times I fap to other girls is just because of the scene. The whole time I'm fapping I'm thinking of doing whatever act is being depicted, but with my waifu instead.
>And the appeal of a threesome with another male is that kind of depravity and sluttiness can't be achieved through just one dick, and the excitement of her finding she's being pleasured more by the other guy than by you.
Why the fuck would I want her to ever do that? Why would I want her to have sex with another man like that? That's not a loving relationship anymore. Her going into ecstasy and doing the most intimate thing her and I could do with another man and risking getting knocked up by another man and disregarding me and such things. It's just not love.
>/a/ - What Is Love
>>109074969
Baby don't hurt me
>>109074969
Waifus are serious business
>>109074969
>What Is Love
A miserable pile of secrets.
Wait, that's not right.
>>109075061
That's your mom.
>>109075100
Shut up, dad.
>>109075132
Go back to watching your chinese porn cartoons son.
>>109074969
Waifus are important.
>>109074837
To each his own.
My feelings for her don't change no matter what sex acts she or I participate in so I never get jealous or feel betrayed because at the end of the day I still consider her mine, and myself her's.
>>109075224
That's fine. I jsut see sex as an important expression of love, devotion, loyalty and commitment.
>>109075059
>>109075178
I want to be seriously important business in my waifu's eyes.
And I want to rub her feet, and rub my face against her thighs, and smell her used panties, and lick her fingers, and rest my head on her navel, and kiss her jawline, and stuff my face into her hair in the bath, and, and, and, and...
>>109075320
I just want her to be real and hug me and tell me it's going to be okay.
>>109075320
Do you need to make another thread?
>>109075320
Same here man...
>>109075372
That would be nice ;_;
>>109075372
Too bad 2d doesn't translate well to 3d. Fantasies are beautiful because they are fantasies. Real life is never as good as you'd think it would be. Therefore, cherish your fantasies.
>>109075530
Was going to post a picture.
Butmmd isn't so bad if your waifu has a good model.
>>109075589
Yeah, but I still classify that as 2d. Humans very rarely reach that perfection in the real world.
>>109075530
But I want her to tell me it's going to be okay and feel her skin against mine andknow how it feels to have someone really care for you.
>>109075684
Waiting for the facebook rift.
Any day now.
>>109075684
>>109075530
You don't think people do stuff like comfort their lover during bad times in real life?
>>109075752
Not as much as you would think.
>>109075845
Well it's not every where, but I'd say it's fairly common.
>>109075380
I think what I really need is an Onahole.
>>109075695
It's okay bro. We all know that feel. We're all gonna make it;_;
>>109075695
Certainly, it could be possible to achieve such things in real life, but the conversion from 2d character to 3d character is just too difficult. Life sucks. People are miserable shits.But even so, it's okay.
>>109075752
Oh, they certainly do. But people are not pristine in the least. Girls shit, shed their uterus lining every month, can smell bad, etc. Have you ever been inside a women's restroom before? It's often much more disgusting than the men's bathroom.
Hence my preference for 2d. Though there is somewhat of an allure to 3d, too, I suppose. I just think wanting 2d to become 3d is like wanting to have your cake while also eating it.
>>109075901
How easy is it for you guys to bottom out on onaholes though?
I need to know for research purposes.
>>109075958
Don't know. Never used one before. And I'm not sure I 100% understand what you mean by "Bottom Out".
>>109075912
Eh, just normal bodily functions. What's wrong with needing to shit? Don't you shit anon?
>>109076021
Are you serious
Bottoming out is when your dick is longer than the orifice you're sticking it in.
>>109076043
That sounds like one of them there normalfag words.
>>109076021
It's when you hit the cervix.
IE: hitting the back of the onahole without being able to push in more.
>>109076040
Nope, colostomy bag.
Snark aside, there is absolutely nothing wrong with shitting, bodily functions, and less-than-perfect aspects of life. But when anons say they want their 2d waifus to become real, I get the feeling that it wouldn't quite be what they would expect it to be. 2d loses some of its charm when it becomes 3d, as it becomes constrained to the rules of real life. But on the bright side, it also gains the advantage of real life. A double-edged sword. That is all.
>>109076120
No, it's fairly well-known.
>>109075912
With conversion I don't mean changing her mind too.
I just want her to gain a dimension, fuck everything else. I want her to be here with me.I can't hold on anymore.
>>109076165
What are the rules of real life? I've dated before, nothing ever serious though, but I didn't think ay of them going on their period was a big deal.
>>109076174
I know, I've been going thorough similar stuff lately. Shit is hard man. I'm sure it would be easier if Nero was here with me from the beginning.
>>109076162
So he/you wants to know what size of Onahole to get? I figure just get an extra large, if it isn't measured in cm/inches. If it is I figure give yourself an extra inch or 4ish cm for safety/wiggle room. I'm sure there're guides you could look up.
>>109076165
Huh. Never heard of it. I learned something today.
I want to bottom out in my waifu!
>>109076303
>tfw my waifu is 4'11"
I'd probably be guaranteed to bottom out in her, or at least come close.
>>109076165
What if those same anons imagine their relationship with her in a way which involves all that? Having another dimension wouldn't change her personality, that is silly. Our universe is beautiful, the problem is (sometimes) the people who inhabit, but even them didn't born the way they are.
>>109076303
So it's not a usual occurrence then.
I don't need one, I was just curious if it's a thing or not.
>>109076393
>tfw waifu is speculated to be 4'6
I don't have any idea on what the size to vagina capacity is.
>>109076500
My waifu is 4'7" too
>>109076290
There are plenty, from the more general to the more subjective. Rules like "bodies change as a consequence of aging", to rules like "generally in this sort of situation, you're expected to do this sort of thing". I use the term loosely.
For instance, let's say my waifu Hanekawa became 3d. As she got older, her tits would probably sag. That is a law of 3d physics. I would be okay with this, but some guys would be disgusted by it. People get older. Hair starts to thin, people have a tendency to put on more weight. They grow and change throughout their entire lifespan. Typically an animu only captures just a slice of that lifespan.
>>109076303
You probably don't. It's not terribly comfortable on your dick, and it's also not terribly comfortable on the cervix either. Unless you and your waifu are masochists, in which case, you could definitely find some pleasure in it.
>>109076455
Then that is definitely a more healthy way of looking at things. But I see time and time again the dissonance that comes with turning 2d to 3d and the consequences it holds. However, if anon is able to reconcile these two things, then my nit-picking is not aimed at him, and my apologies are in order.
>>109076500
As a short dyke, I can tell you that my maximum length is 6 inches. Any more length isn't going to make it in.
>>109076393
>>109076500
>>109076541
Sounds like a recipe for belly bulge.
My favorite fetish.
>>109076624
I share that fetish anon.
>>109076604
>not comfortable on the cervix
So all my Chinese Cartoons have been lying when the women cry out in pleasure because it's "kissing my womb!"? Impossible!
>>109076290Did you feel an emptiness in your chest too?Because I can't get this feeling off, no matter what I do.
>>109076604
Girls age badly indeed.
Mens age like fine wine for the most of them.
>>109076723
It's actually fairly painful to have the cervix thrust into like that.
Why isn't your waifu's neck your favorite body part of hers?
>>109076723
The cervical opening is pretty sensitive. For every handful of women that say they hate getting bottomed-out, you might be able to find one that enjoys it. It's really a personal thing.Personally I enjoy being fucked until I bleed, so I am okay with this.
>>109076804
Mildly painful, but in the "hurts so good" way.
>>109076604
But what if someone's waifu is a magic user/immortal/reality warping being and that is a fundamental part of her character?
If she were to be real, become 3D, then the rules would be meaningless to her. Otherwise, it wouldn't be quite the same person.
>>109076816
Because I'm not a raging homo like you.
>>109076604
I have no problem with any of that stuff. Then again Nero lived to be about 30 and she looked the same as she did when she was 17. I probably wouldn't have too deal with much.
Even if her umus sagged and she got wrinkly I wouldn't give a fuck.
>>109076624
I don't think I'm THAT big. The vagina can stretch out quite a bit more then a lot of people think.
I wish it was though.I have a thing for big dicks and smaller women,
I think it'scute
Thank god I for those strap ons that you can put your dick into.
>>109076752
A bit. I'm gettign better, very slowly. My feelings of sorrow were more caused by my life beign shit.
>>109076770
Really? I think both age about the same, but I've know a lot of older women who looked really good for their age.
>>109076804
Some women like it actually.
>>109076816
Because just look at that ass. http://i.imgur.com/HqG9jzP.jpg
>>109076855
Personally I wouldn't care if my waifu lost her powers or not.
>>109076816
I don't know, but that is the part of her that needs love the most ;_;
>>109076752
That feel when it feels like you've been dead a long time and nobody told you, but you're just.now starting to rot from the inside out and decay away? If that's it I share that feeling on many nights.
>>109076804
Nahhh, no way! Nobody would lie about women in a male-targeted nonfactual comic book written by medical nonprofessionals! You must be pulling my leg!
>>109076816
I'm a leg/foot man myself, but I really want to bury/nuzzle my face into her neck. To kiss her collarbone, up to her neck, then to the ear, AMD back around her chin to her lips at last. AaaaAAAaaahhh...
>>109076848L-Lewd!
>>109076816
Because I've never seen her neck, she's always covering it.
>>109076848
Gross, woman.
>>109076913
>I wish it was though.I have a thing for big dicks and smaller women,
>I think it'scute
My brother.
>>109076500
>tfw tiny petite qt waifu
Utter bliss!
>>109076855
You're right. It would be quite the paradox. How does a person create a system where such a paradox can exist? I don't know the answer, but I'm not sure it's possible. Hence why I said that sometimes it's just easier to keep things 2d, because when you try to make it 3d, it's difficult. Or, in your inquiry, perhaps impossible.
>>109076913
Some women do age gracefully. Many don't. It can be hard to tell when they're young, is all. Besides, 30 isn't that old.
>>109076946
Crowning achievement: Get called gross on /a/. My life is complete now.
>>109077141
At least you're not as gross as me.
>>109077083
>petite waifu
>older sister personality
>uses boku
>vastly more powerful than you and could crush you with a thought
>dominating + teasing personality
>long dark hair
My yfu confirmed for best.
>>109076913
>>109077069
>big dick on small girls
It's good, but it's not "huge dicked Shota fucking Monstergirl" good.
>>109076848
>that spoiler
Oh my...Sounds like you like it the fun way.
>>109077069
Yay! Somoene understands it!
Isn't cute when they think it won't fit and then they get all shy and lovey after it?
>>109077243
Who's you're waifu?
>>109077243
all of that is great except for the disgusting long hair
short hair is the master race
>>109077268
Another one of those things that doesn't translate well to 3d.
>>109077398
What is?
>>109077313
Ajimu is my waifu! Don't know why I need to say that, since I just told you she's the best, and there's only one best!
>>109077348
Long or short, it's all about how it's worn. Style is more important than length.
I'm going to rape my waifu because she's tired from work and wants to go straight to sleep.
Bad idea?
>>109077487
>there's only one best!
I'll fuckign fight you.
>Style is more important than length
Agreed.
>>109077462
>Yay! Somoene understands it!
>Isn't cute when they think it won't fit and then they get all shy and lovey after it?
This.
>>109077141
>Besides, 30 isn't that old.
You're obviously not a man.
>>109076944
Personally, having her made me feel less dead in the inside. I haven't fell in love with anyone since primary school and even got to think that love itself wasn't for me, till I met her. Thinking about her makes me feel like nobody ever has and reminds me that there is a sensitive part of me, no matter how much I try to not to show it.
>>109077536
I dunno, is rape her fetish?
>>109077548
Like I said, I'll destroy you m8. Get@me.
>>109077725
Destroy me with what?
>>109077348
But you can't make handlebars with short hair as easily.
>>109077536
Waifus are for loving, not for rapingunless she has a rape fantasy fetish, in which case, tread carefully?
>>109077589
It's possible, but only if said girl is both ignorant about how her body works, as well as self-conscious
>>109077661
Yup, I'm a dyke. I also work in a lab with surprisingly attractive older ladies. I'm not one to judge other peoples' tastes though. I like what I like, and don't give a shit. Then again, I prefer 2d above all else.
>>109077758
My +2 Fists of Main Characterattude, fucking scrub.
>>109077717
I'm happy for you anon. I barely feel like that recently. Every time I feel that way it quickly deteriorates into the same depressing sad feeling inside. I hate it.
>>109077833
Yeah, but I still think it's cute.
>>109077863
Your two fist can go up your ass.
>Every time I feel that way it quickly deteriorates into the same depressing sad feeling inside
Oh I know a very similar feeling, might be the same. It makes me feel like dying and I have no idea what to do because it's caused by so many things other then just her not being here.
>>109077833
Not that guy, but I'm not even a dyke, and I turn 30 next year and I feel old.
It doesn't help having 2 kids. But I also agree 2d is the way to go.
i want to paint my waifus insides white!
>>109078140
Me too...
>>109078140
I want to paint my waifu's insides white until it floods out of her womb, out the room, down the hall, out the door and floods the immediate area to the point where maps need to be remade to accommodate lovejuice lake.
>>109077990
I feel that pain Plebtor. Not even doublefisting my ass will relieve the pain.
>>109078300
What if you triple fisted?
>>109078140
I want tohold my waifu in my arms and have hold me and pat my back as Icry on her shoulder.
>>109078349
Goddammit...
My day has been too shitty for this.
>>109078341
Only if all three are her fists.
>>109078384
Your waif has three arms?
>>109078420
She can if she wants to.
>>109078464
I see.
I want Nero to fist me... Or the other way around. Which ever works I guess.
I want my waifu tocaress my face and stroke my hair while I rest my head on her lap and give soft kisses to her thighs
>>109078491
Are you "my empressu" guy then?
>>109078536
Yes. Why?
>>109078491
I want to many things to list. If I were to try I would die of old age first. But, in the end it all boils down to one thing:
I want to be with my waifu ;_;
>>109078574
Me to ;_;
I hate my life...
My waifu is my life, without my waifu i am useless.
Why can't I be with my waifu.
If I had her I wouldn't need anything else.
Why is life so cruel! I just want her to be with me! Even if she rejects me, to have the chance... That's all I want!