I can't take it anymore, I need to see something paranormal

>>19593724
why?

>>19593728
I don't know, but I've needed this for years. I need some glimpse of something weirder and to much bigger reality truly is.

I crave seeing something I never would have believed or that I can't explain.

I need this more than Jones needs Super Male Vitality.

>>19593749

I have the same feeling litteraly from childhood.

I want a portal to Hell to open, damn it. I wanna die LARPing Doom.

>>19593724
I also want something to happen, just to free us from societal rot.
I am so terribly afraid of timidly rotting away....

>>19593724
I agree, but I'm also terrified of change. That's why I need it ripped like a bandaid, because I'm too cowardly to change my life myself. It's pathetic but a world changing happening would be the perfect thing for me right now.

>>19593724

>paranormal

be more specific

you either want to see a cryptid

or you want to pull shit out of hammer space located inside your ass and make your life be little miss/mr perfect, like who the fuck doesnt?

or your sex life sucks,

or you are realizing how propagandized you have been all your life, and you are suffering from a kind of stolckholm syndrom from disinformation propaganda

Clock's tickling, don't you hear it?

>>19593812
ANYTHING, just something weird, something that will leave me speechless, some "well.. shit" moment!

>>19593818
clean your room and take a shower/bath

you will scare yourself by how clean and your life can be

followed by cooking a meal, accomplishment of something in your day

>>19593854
I do these things every day, I'm not a NEET.

>>19593724
Poor bastard.

>>19593860
you sure post like one

someone who is heavily a byproduct of brainwashing by the modern world and media

>>19593875
I don't watch TV, play vidya and the music I listen to is all instrumental.. Besides /x/ and /pol/, I cook, read, work out and meditate in my spare time. What brainwashing??

Easy

Eat 5 grams of shrooms

or

Smoke DMT and do it properly

or

Brew some ayahuasca

or

Eat 300ug of LSD

>>19593955
I think often about what it would be like to do DMT.

>>19593992
It's like nothing you would ever expect

I'm a materialist based on the fact I've experienced nothing but materialism.

Would absolutely love to be shown otherwise. But within reason.

>>19594008
Finding some way to get a hold of this stuff is probably the only way to satisfy this curiosity inside me. I probably will have to travel to a country where it's easier to get hold of it.

>>19593955
300ug is not really comparable to dmt

>>19594038
yes it is wtf son

Also if something doesnt happen on sept 23rd, i will insult all of /x/ and never ever forget what kind of fake larping shitstains you are.

>>19593724
did you ever stop to think questions like this encourage others to continue to perpetuate the circle jerk you are trying to escape?

>>19593724
>>19593818
Walk into a densely forested area in the middle of the night alone with nothing but a lantern. You wont. Just get to the start of the trees. It'll remind you.

>>19594104
Remind me of what.

>>19594123
That it doesn't take much effort to experience the paranormal. You choose not to, actively, due to fear.

>>19594138
I think thats just self-preservation, you know against bears, snakes, big cats or whatever else we learned to fear through the centuries.

>>19594104
>needing a lantern
pussyyyy

>>19594160
Mhmm and anything 'else' that may be out there.

>>19593724
I'm still trying to figure out about the occult but ufos are definitely real. Don't believe what any retard tells you

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>>19593724
Then rage about it and charge the chaos to shatter the veil of reality.

>>19594176
Better for seeing the spoopiest of spoops. One can't expect to experience the paranormal from the comfort of their homes, secure towns in cities. That's not where they play.

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>>19593724

Type in the following searches on pornhub.

Brainwash Subliminal Programming Moon & Minotaur Hypnosis Unclean Robotics

Super-Secret Sex Cult Voodoo Brainwashing Hypnosis Scarlet Woman Babylon

Pmv History Lesson: Ancient Egypt

When you sill be able to see your soul being sieged to feed the angry Moloch in the incoming wars, feel the pain, the void, the agony... you will see

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>>19594216

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSKEl6a-b_c

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>>19594216
Wh...why?

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i think its kind of spoopy the complete LACK of traction september 23 is getting

almost nobody cares about it only 8 days away

2015 got more attention than this

i think that just makes it more likely because people know secretly whats coming so its not talked about

>>19594279
WW3?

The more you search the less you seek, the more you seek the less you see. Know ye not that ye are awash in a paranormal sea.

>>19594298

See this?

>>19594279
The media audience is now completely apathetic about the state of things. It means that TPTB must escalate to get their audience back into the mindset of fear of everything because that's how it runs. Fear.

>>19594457
And yes...WW3. They've been promising this shit for years and by-fucking-holy-crow...we're going to have one just so you fuckers can see it first hand.

>>19593724
OP, man to man. I just want you to know. I've seen UFOs. Just keep your eyes on the sky. You're bound to see one eventually. Unless you live in a city.

>>19594216
thanks anon, that was a great fap

You need to see something happen because you can't believe that your life turned out this way. It has to be some high level conspiracy or aliens that stopped you but in the end, it was your own ego. You're an average worker ant like the rest of us. We really don't matter all that much.

The third dimension is a lesson, the fourth one is a quest.. the fifth one is a blessin, and the sixth one is a test.. and the seventh is where God lives, leave out all the rest.

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>>19593724
These digits are paranormal

>>19593724
This desu. I'm going to my local Abby ruins to find pagans or wiccans or some shit

>>19594532
nevermind

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>>19594537
>>19594532
>>19594510

>Pussy is the happiest place in the world.

https://arousing-audio.com/about-stuff/video-library/

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>>19594682
>implying i will click that link

>>19593724
on sep 23 there is supposed to be a sign if you consider revelations, which is considered by some to be a fan fiction tier addition to the new testament

If you are uninitiated into any form of meditation / astral projection / hermeticism / etc
I would not expect to see anything and just be disappointed that the world hasn't ended. assuming you believe in revelations though, at best you will see a sign that means that the end times are coming

>>19593875
>OMG NORMIES REE FEELS GOOD MAN LOL
Fuck off to /r9k/.

>>19593724

How but let's try kicking you in the nuts and hope you hallucinate.

>>19594881
I like how you realize nothing is going to happen, and you're pre-emptively trying to rationalize it as something that only some spirtual "elite"(that you conveniently include yourself in) will experience.

>>19595683
I dont believe in revelations

>>19594046
Did 2012 happen?

>>19596109
Anon, we all died in 2012.

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>>19594691

I watched them. Did some rather deep thinking on the nature of consciousness last night, and the relationship between mind, body and soul.

>>19594216
What do those do

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>>19597362

>"I need to have my mind blown."

-Good triple entendre.

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>>19597431
>>19597362


Super-Secret Sex Cult Voodoo Brainwashing Hypnosis Scarlet Woman Babylon

>Mickey Mouse Club secrets contained within....

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>>19597362

WORLD DESTROYED TOMORROW [Hypnotic Conditioning Beyond Solar Zion Invalid]

"How to train your dog".

>>19597493
I was feeling perfectly normal and fine until I saw this picture. As soon as I saw it, I got this terrible and overwhelming urge to smack my nutsack harder and harder... wtf. why would you share this image?!?! asshole

>>19593724
I was gonna call you a massive edgelord but i agree now lol