Ask a professional monster hunter anything. It's not like

Any proof of your encounters?
and
As a designated hunter, are you destroying them or are you like a treasure hunter?

>>19593111
So, what's the 7th grade like?

>>19593111

this fucking larper again....

>>19593127
>Proof
Sure. Tons. Will I post any? Nah. Not right now, anyways. The whole point of doing what I do is mainly to keep their from BEING any "proof". You know, men in Black type shit, just not aliens. Aliens are fake.

You don't have to destroy/kill everything you come across. A lot of intelligent ones, like most of your humanoid ones, vampires, werewolves, etc, easily exist is normal society. It's just the occasional "rogue element" you have to deal with.

>>19593132
>larper
It's my first time on /x/, bro. I'm sure y'all get these kinds of threads all the time though. Whatever. At least pretending it's entertaining. I'm bored and don't have much else to do at the moment.

>>19593140
>Yeah I have proof but I won't post it now
Why not? Otherwise you're jsut another LARPer

>>19593155
Aight. I'm a larper. Does that make you happy?

Next.

>>19593140
Wow..neat!!!

Nah, sadly, I'm not convinced.

>>19593111
You hunted Nessie? Kek. Must have been boring. And cold. Did you find out why she lives in water devoid of enough life to support such a creature?

>>19593197
Oh, so you know how much it support an Nessy? I'm sure they'd love to have someone like you ell them what they need to survive. Seriously.

>>19593111
What kinda weapons can you make from vampire parts ? Do you have a vampire Lance or Heavy Bowgun?

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I convinced a demon to kill itself once!

>>19593291
Nice.

Also, thanks for making me realise I can namefag.

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Hi Geralt
How did you start?

>>19593670
Saw a spook when I was younger. Had nightmares for years. Always into paranormal shit after that. Joined a "ghost hunting" crew when I was 17. Got into heavier and heavier shit. By the time I was in my late 20s, I was a bonafide slayer of all things creepy and scary.

>>19593701
Pics or GTFO.

>>19593711
Pics of what? You're you're killing things most people don't even believe it, you don't stop for a selfie.

OP here , just wanted to say that anyone who took this thread serious is a retard.

Am true monster hunter.
OP is monster.
I roll to kill.

>>19593845
Am Op. If roll higher than your five, I stay. If lower, I abandon thread. The police are over at my neighbor's house anyways and I wanna go be nosy.

>>19593804
GTFO

>>19593140
You know how I know you're bullshitting?
>Aliens are fake
I saw a UFO with my own eyes.

Monsters?

You mean, like, these ones.

Gacey
Dahmer
and such

>>19593111
You ever hunt a dogman OP?

How can I hunt monsters as well ?

What are the several lesser-known spoops, and what can you tell me about faeries?

what can you tell me about fire amulets?

>>19593111
Where can one find vampires?

>>19593111
What are your stats?

>>19593225
I don't have to ask Nessi, It's basic biology moron.

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>>19593140
>Aliens are fake
>Vampires, werewolves, and zombies are real

>>19595303
zombies can't be real. It's basic human functioning that without a steady supply of oxygen, blood may not be oxidized, and without a pumping heart, blood can't even be distributed throughout the vessel.

>>19593140
>ask anything bros
>can't answer 1 simple question

kys