ASTRONOMERS. BLOW. THE. WHISTLE. Currently, there are four observatories

>>19588406
Proof? I'm all for discovering aliens, but can you prove that scientist are being silenced? I'm not about to dig through the dark net on some bs.

>>19588406
If they are being silenced how do you know this information?

I've been here the whole time. Saying hello.

In story and song, all I have ever meant to say to you precious little humans: Hello. I am waiting for you to give me a name, because then I know how loud to talk. My voice might obliterate you otherwise, and... we really just want to be friends.

I love you.

Hello.

>>19588441
Probably saw a few posts that were taken down within minutes of reading them, that's how it usually goes

>>19588444
>I am waiting for you to give me a name
your name is faggot so suck my dick, fag

>>19588444
Digits keks out, can we call you Bugs?

>>19588450

That thread was screenshotted, afaik.

No idea who has the image at this point though.

>>19588456
>First contact made by a random user

You guys remember when Berkley discovered those "Time Crystals" that put out more energy than they received, infinitely? And then the riots happened a week later? If even a week

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>>19588450
>>19588509
>>19588441
>>19588406


Found this image from that thread.

>>19588444
Reminiscence. How's that for a name, ol' chap?

>>19588406
>BLOW THE WHISTLE ASAP OR HUMANITY WILL PERISH.

see this is where you lost all the audience.

>>19588523
And what does that mean?

>>19588444

I called the last one Henry, I'd have to get to know you better.

>>19588535

>see this is where you lost all the audience.

see this is where you gave your virginity a GPS, so that it will never be lost.

>>19588555
the fuck?
trolls on /x/ are the lowest forms of humans

>>19588568
lowest forms of humans?

or highest form of keks?

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>>19588568
>>19588576

>>19588523
Is that frequency a signal from space or am I missing something?

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>>19588444
what you mean?


>>19588888
NAMES it

>>19588588

It's the only Fast Radio Burst signal from space, that repeats.

Last I heard the observatories that are observing it had gathered and stored 400 terabytes of data from it. (So, like the amount of data streamed from Pornhub in an hour.)

>>19588594
We name it Doug the Downie.

>>19588602
>(So, like the amount of data streamed from Pornhub in an hour, by a single user.)

fixed that for u

>>19588444
I name you ayy lmao

>>19588594

Jamiroquai

>>19588602
Yeah, that's definitely aliens. Are they trying to say it's from a pulsar?

>>19588642

They are making brand new theories for it's origin because it doesn't fit any conventional explanations that can explain the other FRB's.

>>19588594
Tbh I like the name pepe.

>>19588642

>Are they trying to say it's from a pulsar?

They're trying not to say anything about it at all.

>>19588649
I'm too lazy to google, but does the frequency remain the same and are the signals coming in specific time intervals?

Here since no one was posting it.
http://news.berkeley.edu/2017/08/30/distant-galaxy-sends-out-15-high-energy-radio-bursts/

>>19588614
Sounds legit, thanks!

>>19588444
I love you kek!

>>19588444
>I love you

>hello

Aliens are pajeets confirmed
>Open Bob
>send vagene

>>19588888

>>19588444
Erezhaltir. It is time.

We have been awaiting your arrival, dear one. Sincerely, it is within our best judgments that the error of man will wholeheartedly be corrected. Your presence is felt, and honored with reciprocation.

Hello.