I'm fairly certain I'm a god, but I lack the social

I'm fairly certain I'm a pink unicorn ghost, but I lack the social skills or charisma to gain followers for my order. What should I do?

>>19585998
talk to your doctor

>>19585998
Get off 4chan if you really are then you are awful and no one should follow you since you ask an Albanian croissant forum for advice you LARP

>>19585998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DGKJrgfHcw

>>19586005
This. Your delusions of grandeur aren't /x/.

/thread

that's pleb tier shit

I'm fairly certain I'm a half god half devil so I continue to shitpost here despite my better judgement. Then I go and sloth around feels bad man. I am trying to ignite my inner Jesus and is encountering something else entirely. O don't want followers followers are so hard to please.

>>19585998
go to a get rich quick seminar

>>19585998
if you are a God, why are you so pathetic?

what could possibly convince you of your godliness?

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>>19585998
Kill yourself in front of your camera and then upload it to the internet once you're reborn. Then the world will know of you and you will have all the followers you could dream of.

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yo pride before the fall homie, /x/ noob occultist here

the most hardcore wiccan mother f*cker i've ever met was a travelling roofer dude was rough as f*ck...he looked like his life sucked but dude was a hardy worker, probably could build a house with his bare hands

>>19585998
You don't really need charisma or skills if you can leech those from another God.

Just claim to be a messenger from said God.

Kick the crack habit, for starters?

>>19585998
Accept Jesus Christ as the true Lord of Lords and King of Kings.

>>19585998
no way dude me too

BAIT THREAD GUY HASNT SAID ANYTHING ELSE

>>19586131
I like this story, you should write it out anon.

>>19586495
//x/posed/
keep it up boys, we're doing fine.

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>>19585998
be at peace.

>>19585998
Okay OP. You're a God.

Sure.

>>19586139
jesus christ shave that fucking gerbil off your chin.

Get a trip and start roleplaying.

Show us by flying off the golden gate bridge

>>19585998
Start a blog called god blog with your teachings and build a following that way.

>>19587561
Get out of here with your hi point

>>19585998
-kill yourself to shed your mortal form
-join up with another pantheon and let them make you their bitch
-play assfaggots on twitch

>>19588854
Followers suck why would you want any their always like please give wonders or proofs please do some stupid shit. And in the words of a real person I say no, no wonders for you. And tell them to apologize to trees for working so dame hard just so these followers could breathe.

at best you're tapping into the divinity inherent in all mankind at worst you're just an egotistical freak

ProTip: A true God would have way better things to do than post on 4-chan... way to aim for the stars though. Those freaky freaky egotistical stars...

>>19585998
Me too!

>>19585998
If you're a god then jump off a building. A god cannot die.

>>19585998
No

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>>19587561

>>19585998
Go back to bed Charles Manson.

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I am a person who can type words gooder than other people.

>>19585998
>Is a god
>Can't talk to people.
It must be nice in your own little world schizo

>>19585998
speak to a therapist.