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Im now convinced you guys are not all schizos >Be a college

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Im now convinced you guys are not all schizos

>Be a college student that lives out of my home state of michigan.
> I decided to get in one last hiking trip with my friends before school gets too hectic.
>Only two of my buddies could show but my roommate wanted to “experience” hiking so I drove him back home.
>We all met up near gaylord state forest
>My one friend Dan picked up my side by side 12 gauge and my makarov for me from my house
>Dan and my other friend John are similarly equipped
>We are massive nerds and enjoy larping in army surplus gear when hiking
>My roommate is a liberal so he started flipping shit about our outfits and weaponry
>calm him down and say its just for fun
>He eventually realizes that he is too far in to back out now so he shuts up eventually
>Start magnificent hike
>we need to take constant breaks due to my roommate being a skelly and wanting to look at every fucking tree
>when I say “look at” I mean sit there and examine the thing
>Dan and John already hate this kids guts and want to ditch him
>As much as I regretted bringing him I couldn't just go back without him
>we tell him to cut the shit or we cut him
>he takes this literally for some reason (find this out later)
>stops his hippie bullshit
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>eventually find a nice spot to set up camp
>hike about 200 meters in so no one will spot us from the trail
>set up a cozy campsite in a clearing overlooked by a small “hill”
think of a ten foot dirt pile steep on one side but then the other side is gradual slope
>our tents are flat to the side of the “hill” and we dug a fire pit like five feet from that
>weather started to get shitty
>you know when it gets cold and windy before a storm, kinda like that
> started a fire as it got dusk and started eating our spaghettios
>roommate finally started bitching again about fires being bad for the environment
>wat?.jpeg
> Just as we were about to laugh at him we heard a tree fall over behind the hill
>silence for a moment then we heard a distant howl
> if it wasn't for that tree I doubt we would have heard it at first
>chalk it up to yotes and continue shooting the shit
>howling gets ever so closer and clearer in the next hour or so
>does not sound like coyotes
>howles too deep and drawn out
>eventually my roommate says “wow are those wolf howls that's so cool”
>we are less enthused
>decide to chamber the rifles and handguns (my shotgun was already loaded)
>tell my roommate the stop spazzing so we can listen
>we are all on high alert now
> we don't fuck with wolves,big scary bastards
>Howling gets ever so closer until it stops
>silence
>no forest noises, nothing
>Dan whispers to me “looks slowly to your 10”
>eye reflections
>fuck they must have smelled our meatballs
>slowly take up a defensive position around our fire
>not sure if my roommate is excited or scared
>probably scared
>rethink my decision on the double barrel
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>we can see eyes circling us
>fiddle with the flashlight on my web gear to turn it on
>when I flicked it on I saw it
>a black wolf
>standing up
>it still had paws, but the way its shoulders and arms were was different
>every fiber of my being was screaming fight or flight
>but I was petrified
>we just looked at eachother until it curled its lips back and sort of snarled
>this set me off
>I pulled both triggers and launched my buckshot in its direction
>I swore I hit it center mass but it just went down on all fours and slinked away
>and with him everything else
>we were all speechless
>I could hear my heart beating and my ears ringing
>my friends sent a few rounds into the darkness but we heard nothing
>we sat there all night in a circle keeping the fire up with flashlights aimed at the trees
>when morning came my roommate and John packed up our stuff as Dan and I watched the treeline
>pawprints visible around our tents
>they were way closer than what we thought
>mildly freak out even more as we load up and make a tactical retreat towards the trailhead
>the hike was surprisingly normal
>besides the fact that we didn't talk at all
>get back to my car and load in my shit (minus firearms)
>say a brief goodbye to my friends and bolt
>my roommate never says a word for the 12 hour car ride
>changes rooms the next week

This was like 4 weeks ago and I still haven't talked about it with anyone but those who were there. Did I meet a motherfucking werewolf?
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Werewolves aren't real.
Don't worry about it.
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>>19571844
>get mad at room mate for looking at trees
Yeah how dare he try to enjoy nature while on a nature hike. You sound like a faggot OP
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>Im now convincd you guys are not all schizos

thats because you just became one yourself
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>>19571939
And you sound like a city faggot who hasn't seen a try in their life.
Kys you are the worst of humanity.
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>>19571844
Monsters are real. They will probably be inserting more to cull the human population.
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Too long to read. But of course your friend took what you said about cutting him seriously. You all had knives right?
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>>19571965
Kid I've probably spent more time in the woods than you. Regardless, you're a hypocritical retard for cutting someone down for being a city person out of touch with nature, and then criticizing them when they try to enjoy nature.

Kys scumbag
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Michigan Dogman
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>>19572044
OP here, it was more of the fact that he stopped every two seconds to look at something when we were trying to make a decent pace.
>>19572042
we are larpers of course we did and "friend" is not really the word for him, more like recently met acquaintance.
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>Gaylord Michigan
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>>19572090
My grandpa lives near there :D
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>>19571848
>fuck they must have smelled our meatballs
10/10 m8
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>>19571939
his roommate sounded like a complete faggot
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>>19572234
Its an obvious strawman character
You took the bate man
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Hold on, there's a place Gaylord

>Checks if on Google maps and yes it exists

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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>>19571939
I put up with this shit from my girlfriend and that's only because I like seeing her happy and she drains my balls every single day. Anything less is intolerable. Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Secure shelter, fire and food, then indulge in auxiliary interests. Don't be gay.
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>>19571939
They just wanted to pretend play a bunch of army fags, no interest in trees or nature or anything.
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>>19571852
did it have long limbs?
i don't know much about werewolfs but it could have been a skinwalker or wendigo
did it try to imitate some of your voices?
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>>19572269
Sorry lad, you gotta be 18+ to post here
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My friend lives in Gaylord. He's weird.
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>>19571939
You probably spend more time watching your smartphone or laptop than trees....

MEME

>hate his roommate for looking at trees for more than 1 seconds

I see what Satan did there....
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>>19571844
>>We are massive nerds and enjoy larping in army surplus gear when hiking
the word you are looking for is retards, not nerds, retards!

No problem! :-)
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>>19571844

>Michigan Dogman

Yes, go to google and type Michigan Dogman.
Or go to youtube and check out Dogman Encounters Radio.

You are not alone.
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>>19571844
Probably some ancient seer that broke his mold
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>>19571844
it was me lol
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>>19571844
It was a dogman, creepy bastards.
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>>19572090
Kyle was having none of that.
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