How do I find a vampire to turn me? In this age where religion

There is no such thing as an infectious vampire bite.

>>19570899
Fuck off with this garbage.

>>19570935
No. You can fuck off.

>>19570959
Even if they existed they wouldn't want anything to do with the likes of you, tranny, phlegmgun, knife queer, redroom. You redditfags ruined this topic.

>>19570990
Obviously one of tranny cunts retarded followers. They all emulate her faggotry.

OP - just report all these obsessed guys who say "fuck off" or "no one cares about vampires" because they are 100% breaking the rules. Your question is a valid paranormal question, but these guys are mentally ill trolls.

>>19571017
The eternal thread proved there was nothing to this subject.

>>19571017
Good idea

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>>19571023
Listen to me, you are obsessed with me and us. I (the "tranny cunt") have not even opened this thread nor have I created any thread in the last days but even when someone else posts something you will be there within MINUTES to harass them.

Or yesterday, I posted anonymously in a hunter thread asking the guy *one* question about vampires and instantly got replies from you and the other insane troll talking about me and the vampire general. Please, just get a life. This is insane obsession towards my person and this topic coming from you is out of control.

OP is 100% entitled to make a vampire thread and ask these questions. Leave him (or her) alone. And I'm going to leave now as well because I'm busy so have a nice day.

>>19571038
I wasn't on /x/ for days. You rubbed many people the wrong way with your smug attitude and pointless eternal thread. There was a thread today with at least 4 people giving you shit. You created this situation so either deal with it or go back.

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>>19570980
Still obessed with me?

Vampires aren't real.

>>19571059
What would be a pointed vampire thread, pray tell, my young wordsmith?

>>19570899
Vampires aren't real

>>19571038
Sorry but you legit pissed off more people than what you think

>>19571953
What on Earth are you doing? You don't say sorry if you're legit pissed off.

>>19571953
I don't give A FUCK if I pissed off random punks which is obvious from my behaviour. You're irrelevant, I don't care if people like me or not. I'm not here to make friends or be friendly to strangers. This isn't your "personal playground" where you make the rules or decide the content. The mods and owner(s) of 4chan do. They have decided that vampire threads are allowed on /x/ so you're going to fucking deal with it.

>>19571962
See? When someone writes FUCK in all caps, you know they're fucking fed up with your sheeeit.

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>>19571976
I was hoping the hurricane killed you off.

>>19571979
Don't be mean to me, my face has forced me to become a NEET for a little while. Even my woman keeps wailing after I've already explained to her I'll be good as new soon. If you keep being rude to me I'll get a thunderous erection and then she'll think I was looking at porn! I don't need that right now.

Plus, a little wind is nothing but refreshing.

>>19571995
It's nothing personal. The God of Vampires just told me that if you die, I'll become a vampire next. If only the hurricane would have taken you away... then it would be finally my turn.

Are you sure you really are in Miami, anyway? And that it wasn't just some damage control fake story because I caught your dumbass leaking your IP from Split?

>Even my woman keeps wailing

Wear a mask. Masks are more attractive than faces anyway.

>>19572002
Oh, I don't know anything about computers. I have people who set up all that IP stuff. All roads lead to home and all that.

A mask...masks are cool. A somen, maybe?

>>19572016
If they set your IP stuff, why is it literally the same IP of the place you live in? That's not how it works. You're careless as hell. At least, if you want to properly roleplay as a vampire, you need to be as careful as Belgana. She never clicks any fucking link no matter from who.

Unlike you clumsy puppy. You just open them like a curious child, so negligent.

> A somen, maybe?

Yeah, yeah. Whatever your girl is into.

>>19572023
I truly am careless. I think I subconsciously want to die, which is why I'm playing with fire and inviting all the badass /x/ vampire hunters to find me. Who but a person with a death wish would do such a thing? Why risk my own life?
These are all questions I wil ask Dr. Liebowitz tomorrow.

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>>19572038
Post address. (Asking for a friend. Not myself.)

>>19572043
If it was for you, I would. But I've never spoken to your friend, so I must decline. What if she's...nice? Gods help me.

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>>19572016
Wear plague doctor mask. They are coolest and will hide your ugly Pict dominated mug best

>>19572038
>I truly am careless. I think I subconsciously want to die, which is why I'm playing with fire and inviting all the badass /x/ vampire hunters to find me

Come to Pilsen please. Its nice city really

>>19572059
>implying I'm not super nice and polite

Bad joke.

>>19572062
>Pict dominated

See, this is the kind of bantz one wants to see in these threads, not children fighting each other. You have concluded I'm a hyper-masculine example of warrior perfection, and you're hitting where it hurts. Well done.

>>19572079
I only concluded that Pict (who were known back then for being super manlets) kicked your ass.

So do you have any friends here or do you plan on coming soon?

>>19571038
>>19571172
The tranny slag is back and just a few moments later her lapdog Knife queer shows up. This thread is now shit.

>>19572099
I'm Happy where I am for now. If I ever have cuase to come to your city, or, Gods save me, Hamburg(hah hah), I will let you children know. You can show me how they party in Czech land.

AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, Bridei was older than me and an incredibly fast wiry little fuck, so stop making fun of me or I'll cry. I can only keep my cool mask on for so long...

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>>19572115

I was here first actually >>19570967

But I read that you have been following her to other threads. Get help

>>19572124

but HOW will you let me know ?? Oh and we know how to party,pic related. You will like it. It will nicely conclude your life :^)

Bridei sounds like a little bitch desu

>>19572124
> Gods save me, Hamburg(hah hah)

Why is that funnier than going to Czech land? Is there a problem I'm not aware of?

>>19572115
The tranny slag came back after I started posting, you angry young lion, you. Why are you misdirecting your anger? You should be blaming me.

>>19572138
Impressive. You know what, It's been some time since I visited your lands. After Halloween maybe. I need to be here for the monster mash at least.

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>>19572155
>Impressive. You know what, It's been some time since I visited your lands

Let me know when you get here. I will show your nice places here.

>After Halloween maybe. I need to be here for the monster mash at least.

Well at least your face is Halloween ready now...

>>19572175
It'll heal by then, unfortunately. I just have the worst timing with my injuries
>>19572141
Nothing, lovely child. It's just not "me". Take that as a compliment to your fair city.

>>19572155
You're not very observant. I don't know if that's because you don't care about other people or if it's because your brain is a little slow. I have posted a block of text (which is hard to miss) hours ago before you showed up which the troll even quoted. It's hard to miss.

But in general I noticed, in the many threads you joined... sometimes (or most of the times) you don't really seem to pay attention properly to what people around you are saying.

For example, you will make a comment for example about: "Has no one else noticed this?" - yet a person has noticed it and talked about it just a few posts above you. Or someone will tell you something about them and it's already wiped out of your brain in the next conversation. I see that.

I don't need a reply to this. It's just an observation of facts.

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>>19572182
Then come to me BEFORE Halloween and we can arrange something for you

>>19572189
Oh, I haven't read the thread, I'm bored by all things that are not me. But I was saying "came back", not "came into".
I'm also glad to see you actualizing your potential and noticing things about me. That will get you far.

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>>19572212
>That will get you far.

It's getting me nowhere than to shitpost with you in the same thread for years looking like an obsessive stalker quoting ancient posts but it doesn't matter. It is what it is.

>>19572233
You guys been doing this for years? Wtf

>>19570980
Wtf is a knife queer?

>>19572233
A few years and already tired? You should see what Lacy makes her brood go through, hah.

>>19572245

Quite a dedication :^) How is your alchemy going?

>>19572248
Whats Lacy doing? Also why you dont have your own brood you pleb? I would expect more from black croatian viking...

>>19572245
I have, yes. I have talked to him many times over the years. But he doesn't know who of these people I was because I used different personalities.

I'm not a stalker. Or well, a little bit, but... we don't have a lot of choice or candidates here. So I have no other choice.

>>19572248
>A few years and already tired?

Of course I am. Any person would be. Things you know are real are at least worth fighting for but me being totally in the dark about the truth is eroding my sanity.

>>19572253
It's just such a commitment, and I'm a vulnerable child at heart...what if they let me down, and I have to decapitate them? I would be sad for weeks.

>>19572250
Reading the tao te ching and meditating mostly, after im done with it ill read the golden flower again to see if i notice something different.

>>19572264
Don't worry child, if you're going to get obssessed over anyone, it should be me.

>>19572273
Is that all? Maybe you would not be able to get people to join you either. Are you jealous of Lacy? I bet she is taller than you

>>19572301
I'm really starting to like you, mutafuckaaa

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>>19572293
You're like the only one who is posting here. Consistently, for years.

It's time to get some new vampires in here. I demand a new vampire delivery. Maybe I (or someone else here) gets along well with her or him and then I will stop my harassment towards your person.

>>19571038
>>19571059
>either deal with it or go back.
Just go back.

LOOKING FOR:
- real vampire (no psy, fetish or sang-fags/no roleplay)
- gender not important
- appearance not important
- age not important
- live in Europe
- don't be insane freak (insane freak behavior includes desire to kill/rape/abuse innocent humans or animals)
- tolerant of human company

That's all! Shouldn't be so damn hard. Apparently all supernatural beings browse /x/ all day every day. Vampires, demons, gods, werewolves and forest goblins

Do I need to post this shit to craigslist or print in the newspaper?

>>19572330
Fuck off.

>>19572319
If you can believe it, most of my friends think what I'm doing here is childish...fucking snobs, am I right?

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>>19572308
I´m very likeable person. Wait until you meet me in person

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>>19572340
>most of my friends think what I'm doing here is childish...fucking snobs, am I right?

But then last time you said this thread is quite prominent and attracts all sorts of things...

>>19572345
Things, not vampires. Vampires are a class beyond. Or they think so.

>>19572352
You also said your "friends" even recommended you this board. Bring me some new vampires, you lazy dog. There is no getting anywhere with you! Only here occasionally to get your ego stroked by our hands.

>>19572363
And tongues! I'll see what I can do. Now if you'll excuse me, I will be back in an hour or two.

They say Female Hysteria was a made up condition, but reality once again proves progressivism wrong. You know how hard it is to be charming when you look like Two-Face? Fucking women.

>>19572379
Is your female companion vampire? Let her talk to us sometimes

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>>19572379
>I'll see what I can do.

Thanks.

>They say Female Hysteria was a made up condition, but reality once again proves progressivism wrong.

Then you haven't trained your humans right. I have. None of them is showing signs of hysteria. Besides myself, sometimes...

These threads, and the people who don't like them, have nothing at all to do with vampires. They were on anybody who starts these threads. People hurting other people. That don't need or deserve it. And that's what this whole thing ends up doing. I'm sure I'm not far off.

>>19572416
When it was a girl starting them, same thing. This is an old fight. I don't think you have anything to fight with. Not really. Someone is determined.

>>19572396
women are just crazy

>>19572416
Threads were about vampires even when they were not always 100% on topic and there was some funposting involved from time to time. But you are right about people who dont like them. They made it their life mission to harass everyone who makes vampire thread and even harass few chosen individuals across board. Literally mental ilness

>>19572432
>"women are crazy"
>meanwhile men have been responsible for the vast majority of murder, rapes, crime, genocides, and incidences of pedophilia in the world, throughout the recorded history of mankind

Really makes you think.

>>19572451
youre acting hysterical right now

>>19570899
whats with all these idiots looking for a vampire to turn them or asking if they are real?

i think 1 to many 3/10 bitches who watched twilight need to grow up and admit that even if vampires were real they wouldnt be worth any ones time and given how long humanity has existed there would probably be to many of them. going by the pop culture version the idiots believe in the vampires need blood. how many would have been made who were 10/10 who would all need blood?

we talking a population the size of china all needing blood? probably if they had just each turned a few fuck sluts each year who then turn their own fuck sluts each year after they have been turned for a while ect

face your own mortality with some dignity

>>19570903
This is probably the case.

If vampires are real, what makes any of you think they could turn other people into vampires? If I bite any of you, will you turn into fat American fucks with burning desires for grease and Hostess cakes?

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>>19572478
whats with all these idiots coming to threads that dont interest them to tell posters that they are not interested in topic?

>>19572521
It would probably take more than just simple bite. Also you as fat american are not supernatural. Different rules can apply for them

>>19572438
No one likes them because it's just some cult of personality bullshit with really no relevance whatsoever to /x/.

You can say they were not always 100% on topic when only 10% of the content actually was on topic. They get deleted for a reason, you guys just must be naive to the fact that means they aren't really welcome.

>>19572334
All vampires are evil, girl.
You're looking for something that doesn't exist.

>>19572532
I don't know, I'd say there's nothing more supernatural than an American.

But what more would a vampire have to do beyond a bite, then? And don't you think actually being able to change your species from whatever process you can think up is a little bit of a stretch? Assuming vampires are another species and not just a branch on humans' evolutionary tree.

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>>19572537
>No one likes them

citation needed. They were easily most active threads on /x/ and that was even before obessed fags started going full retard.

Vampires are paranormal deal with it. If you look into catalog you can see shit like this >>19567846 about asexual wife. Do you whine in these threads too?

>They get deleted for a reason

Over almost 3 months only one thread was deleted and that was only after massive butthurt attack by mentally ill obessed people.

>>19572556
Blood exchange for example. It can be bloodborne virus

>>19572558
They were the most active because it was 4 or 5 namefags replying to each other ad nauseum and also to the occasional poster who stumbled in.

That isn't hard when one unique person has like 70 of the posts in the thread.

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>>19572586
Once again some kind of proof is needed

>>19572591
The proof of the vampires? I can tell you that human civilization has been here for far longer than recorded history has deemed.

Humanity also was not the first terminology of our kind. But those terms have been forgotten to the past. The ancient peoples of Lemuria and their worship of the Moon are the key.

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>>19572615
>Humanity also was not the first terminology of our kind. But those terms have been forgotten to the past. The ancient peoples of Lemuria and their worship of the Moon are the key.

Tell me more. I really like Moon

>>19572549
>[citation needed]

I mean, it could be true, but I would be really autistic if every single vampire has to be a bloodthirsty psychopath.

>>19572615
Care to elaborate on that subject?

>>19572627
Seems like you'd have to be a blood thirsty psychopath to be comfortable with being a vampire. That's like... A prerequisite.

>>19572627
Truth is stranger than fiction.

>>19572670
>Seems like you'd have to be a blood thirsty psychopath to be comfortable with being a vampire. That's like... A prerequisite.

Why? And wouldn't a family (vampires) only consisting of crazy psychopaths not ultimately destroy, betray and cannibalize itself?

We developed empathy for good reasons.

I just posted in a different thread and dropped my name. This shit is getting confusing, either way this was me: >>19572685

>>19572676
Not that often from my experience.

>>19572685
>And wouldn't a family (vampires) only consisting of crazy psychopaths not ultimately destroy, betray and cannibalize itself?

Exactly. I don't think being a vampire would be sustainable. Or at least, being apart of a group of vampires would be unsustainable. They seem like lonely creatures that would be more comfortable looking out for themselves.

Empathy can be and is regularly turned off by human beings. I eat cheeseburgers every other day and don't give a flying fuck that what's in my mouth used to be a living creature. It's probably the same for vampires who see us as beneath them.

>>19572716
I believe they aren't loners and have a society/rules/family to obey to.

In a world with 7.5 billion people, if vampires were 0.001% of that (1 in 100,000), there would still be 75,000 of them worldwide. Do you have any idea what the odds are of 75,000 different people all being independently smart and careful enough to not do anything stupid and reveal themselves? Even the best and the brightest, the most well trained and careful people still make mistakes over such a long period of time, it's unavoidable. And without an organized society, such mistakes would happen far more frequently, and there would be no way to cover them up.

Just my opinion though, I have no clue.

>>19572624
>>19572638
If anything is to be known about Lemurians, it is that they were adept and skilled scientists. A sort of technological magism was their forte. This was mainly due to their collective consciousness. They were all connected via mind through an innate ability that allowed them to expand upon each other's ideas and knowledge almost instantly. Sort of a much more cerebral discussion board they were all connected to if you will.

Their intense worship of the moon caught the attention of the ethereal entities that subsided on the Moon. They could feel the intense energies being directed towards them. Curious about this, they traveled down to Earth to see what was all about. Now, Lemurians were the first to worship deities and the first to have an abstract sense of religion so the ethereal entities have never experienced that before.

Unfortunately for the Lemurians, the ethereal entities used a sort of spiritual melding to attempt contact with them. This caused their psychic connected consciousnesses to change drastically for the ones that were spiritually melded to the entities (which was a great amount of them). Their connection turned into an immortal, cannibalistic need for the energy and blood force or their brethren. There is where the legacy of vampirism started.

>>19572770
Tyr's Hand, this is simply fascinating. Tell us more.

>>19572780
Well, I can say that it wasn't a vampire epidemic that destroyed Lemuria. That happened because of the unfortunate location of the civilization being directly on Pacific Ring of Fire and the very destructive natural disasters that came from that.

However, some were able to relocate. The civilization of Egypt was created by refugees of Lemuria. That the former Lemurians experienced immortal beings firsthand, that state of being was featured prominently in their ceremonies and beliefs. It was something they knew even mortals had achieved.

>>19572864
Interesting...so, why didn't you just go with Atlantis? Too famous?

>>19572864
So any Lemurians still around?

>>19572880
I have spent so energy, time and dedication to seeking this knowledge. If anthropologists and others were as serious about this like they were about dinosaurs which are just stupid fucking giant birds then maybe more would know the truth and you wouldn't be such a snide shithead about this.

>>19572899
Oh I'm serious, have you ever heeard this ancient text:

Between the time
When the oceans drank Atlantis
And the rise of the sons of Aryas
There was an age undreamed of
And onto this, Conan
Destined to wear the jeweled crown
Of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow
It is I, his chronicler
Who alone can tell thee of his saga
Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

>>19572895
It is like asking if there are still Sumerians around. Only slight ancestry is left, it is a dead ancient civilization.

>>19572911
I take it you have no knowledge of these things yourself so you are left with only slinging your failed mockery from the side.

>>19572949
I'm just jesting. Joshing, joking, kidding, teasing, making light. Don't think for a second I'm not taking you seriously just because I mock. These heavy revelations need some levity to ease the taste.

>>19572916
I thought they were made immortal. Thats why Im asking if there are still any from that time around

>>19572971
I only have knowledge of the ones that went on to found the civilization of Egypt. If the immortals accompanied them, I have my theories. That the Pyramids were actually created to give them a more permanent living space or perhaps the Egyptian Gods were modeled after the immortal ones themselves.

>>19573027
I have a better idea

>Hawk fly over sun
>hawk son of Sun God
Jackal eat corpses in necropolis
>Jackal Death God
>Cat snobby bitch
>Cat goddess of snobby bitches

That's just me, though.

>>19571038
kill yourself tranny nigger

>>19572744
There are occasionally stories on "vampires" covered by small news outlets. The majority of people skip them or don't believe them. I don't believe vampires would need to be as careful nowadays.

Calling you nuts would be like the pot calling the kettle black- I pursue things like immortality and don't think any of you are real. But you've got to admit if vampires existed, their would be a minority that would've been caught by now.

>>19573112
How so? Would they have been caught, I mean?

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>>19573112
>I don't believe vampires would need to be as careful nowadays.

I don't know man. I agree that it seems kind of unlikely for as normal people but we don't know what kind of government organisations or crazy rich guys who hunt immortality (and have the resources to capture a vampire, follow evidence and such) exist.

Consider the following: "If there was a 1% chance every time you lit a cigarette that you and everyone you cared about would end up killed or enslaved and used for experiments, would you ever light one? Do you think those other people would allow you to smoke? No. Of course they would not, because that would be idiotic."

So even if it was SUPER fucking unlikely that anything would happen when they aren't careful, I think they wouldn't risk it. Maybe I played too many video games but I imagine them with a hierarchy and even stuff like... assasins? Vampire assasins who kill vampires who do dumb shit. If ONE fails, if one is captured and confirmed without a doubt, then their entire free, hidden existence would crumble like a house of cards.

I mean... okay, I'm getting carried away a little but it could be true.

Maybe nowadays vampirism is considered a joke (in first world countries), but it wasn't a joke in the 1800s, and certainly not during more superstitious times, when the inquisition literally executed thousands upon thousands of people for heresy and witchcraft (some sources say the figures are in the millions), and organized hunts for strange monsters were directly ordered and sanctioned by kings (e.g. Beast of Gévaudan).

I've said some of this stuff before.

>>19573106
>kill yourself tranny nigger

What quickand gentle way of suicide can you recommend?

>>19573157
drink bleach

>>19573157
Now I have no idea if this is true, because I make it my policy to spend as little time in France as possible, but apparently the Beast was a drunk loon strung out on Chartreuse. They were so embarassed about that shit they planted an animal when he was shot.

Ah, the French. Always good for a laugh.

>>19573240
> spend as little time in France as possible

What's wrong with France? What's wrong with Hamburg? Not enough cute redheads?

>>19573250
It's my caveman us vs them mentality. Union Jack all the way, baby.

>>19573260
That's a little bit autistic but probably the least weird thing about you.

Anyway when you are so old and went to see so many countries, how many languages do you speak?

>>19573281
The extant ones change so fast. Giving old english to an englishman today would look to him like jibber jabber. I forgot most of them long ago. But I speak many, why?

>>19573260
UK is objectivelly worse than France.

When was the last time you were in Czechia? Got any friends here?

>>19573306
Why what? I don't need to have a reason to ask. I just want to know how many and which languages you speak.

I'm so curious.

>>19573310
Not even today, and that's saying something.

>>19571038
This is an ANONYMOUS BOARD we have NO IDEA WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE.
GET A GRIP.

>people try to pretend to be vampires and larp
>get mad and offended because someone doesnt believe them
>acts as if they are victims
lol

>>19573320
Really? Where were you? You should have said.

>>19573323
Go fuck yourself faggot. You have no clue what's going on here. For several weeks a group of 2 or 3 people is OBSESSIVELY harassing name- and tripfags from this threads almost every day.

They even mention us outside of THIS thread, but they also always come INTO this thread and they stalk us down. I fucking anonymously asked something in a thread (after not being active for days on 4chan) and the same FAGGOT who always attacks me in this thread shows up and replies to my posts out of nowhere. And then later, his retard-friends show up as well and call me names or whatever. They are 100% mentally ill and fixated on me and a few other people.

Proof: >>19568947

So why the fuck are you talking if you have no clue what's going on? Get lost.

>>19573332
Yes life of "psychic vampires" is really awful...

>>19573336
I was saying the UK is not even today worse than France, and it's worse than it has ever been.

>>19573364
Oh,good.

At least France got good cuisine

>>19573369
Bangers and mash all the way. Fuck your snails and snail-shaped pastries like croissants

>>19573338
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>>19573383
>Maybe you should just ignore them.

Already did that but it doesn't make a difference. I repeat: they are mentally ill.

Something isn't right in those boys heads. It's going far beyond normal trolling.

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>>19573380
>not liking baguette and cheese

I always knew that you are pleb.

>>19573397
I'll give you the cheese, not the baguette. That's not what bread is supposed to be. Bread is dark and circular and hard as a rock. That's just the way it is, hah.

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>>19573338
>OBSESSIVELY harassing name- and tripfags

You must be a newfag as well if this long-standing tradition surprises you.

>>19573406
You cant eat dark bread with cheese you pleb. I´m not a fan of bread normally either. Bread (baguette) is only good with 3 things. Kebab,cheese and nutella. Otherwise all kinds of bread are disgusting.

So when was the last time you visited Czechia?

>>19573411
No this goes waaay beyond that. These guys are totally obessed

>>19573416
1648.

>You can eat dark bread with cheese

Who said you couldn't? But you can't eat it with a baguette, because those things are horrible. And let's be honest, Grana Padano is much better than most frenchie cheeses.

>>19573411
People making the occasional butthurt comment towards a tripfag is normal. Doesn't bother me. But like I said, it's the same 2 or 3 guys who keep repeating the same personal insults about me and a few other regulars of this thread every single day.

And they do it in this thread. They do it in other threads. I've seen my fucking name mentioned in totally unrelated threads for no reason by these weirdos. Acting like I'm the worst bane of /x/ and shit like that.

Or as you saw in my example. I post as ANON, just a question, and they come out of nowhere to start shit with me and telling me how ugly I am or whatever.

>>19573423
People could just stop using names and trips. Wow, no more harassing. Isn't that weird?

>>19573338
maybe you should go to reddit if your feelings are being hurt

>>19573445
Using names isnt creepy or against rules.
Following someone and harassing them for weeks every day is some creepy shit

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>>19573442
>mfw a professional victim think they belong on 4chan

>>19573441
30y war? We really screwed that one. Were you here during Crusades against my country? You should come again,it has been long time..got any friends here?

>>19573454
There you are, like every day. I will beat the shit out of you. Everyone is queer and from reddit? If you're so hardcore why are you not coming here. :,^) Coward. I'll kill you with my own hands you twisted manlet.

>>19573487
get a job

>>19573481
It took me a long time to outgrow my mercenary mindset and become the refined gentleman that speaks with you now. A long time. I used to just follow the chaos. You didn't screw anything up by the way, that was one of the bravest stupidest things I had ever seen.

>>19573487
you won't be able to lift an arm to kill me with your 800lbs body, quit fantasizing about killing me like you fantasize about meeting vampires, neither will happen

get shit on kid

>>19573129
With a net.

Kidding aside, I just find it difficult to believe a vampire wouldn't have been discovered by now. Every creature makes mistakes, and to have avoided detection for this long is absurd to me. Don't you think one would've slipped up? Caught in the act, didn't finish off their victim, stalked by some BPD lune who unintentionally discovered their secret?

>>19573157
>"If there was a 1% chance every time you lit a cigarette that you and everyone you cared about would end up killed or enslaved and used for experiments, would you ever light one? Do you think those other people would allow you to smoke? No. Of course they would not, because that would be idiotic."

That's a good argument. I'll have to think about that.

>>19573338
You seem to be narcissistically obsessed with yourself desu. I don't mind reading about vampires but they're almost like Hanz threads now.

>>19573509
Well sure, that happens all the time, what's your point?

>>19573508
>another coward excuse

Pathetic freak, little do you know is that your autistic stalking and obsession helped this thread to stay relevant quite a lot.

>>19573513
The threads wouldn't even been here daily for months if it wasn't for me posting them, presenting the stuff I know, getting people involved and asking the mods for their permission to not delete them. Before that, they got deleted all the time.

Do you remember the time before I made the vampire generals? It was the occasional, way less active "AMA" vampire thread with even more shitposting and less ideas.

So yeah, what's the problem?

>>19573502
Ah yes...good that you are civilized now :^)

>>19573532
You cant make everyone happy and some people are just assholes but thats what youre signing up for here.

>>19573532
get a fucking job, ugly

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>>19573596
>You cant make everyone happy and some people are just assholes but thats what youre signing up for here.

Of course. And I'm not actually angry, it's just a game of talking shit and free bumps. But the entitlement of some people is ridiculous. They just want to consume and point fingers at us - yet rarely (or never) contribute or put effort into any of this vampire stuff.

>>19573614
>your face when I earned 4000€ in 4 hours just streaming a video game this friday

Kek. Stay jealous.

>>19573595
We were discussing gourmet cheeses, that's civilized enough for me. I used to eat leather. From shoes.

>>19573621
i said "job" not "manchild's excuse to why he doesnt ever leave his room".

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>>19573629

>>19573636
>autistic tranny manchild doesn't know about saging
>autistic tranny manchild imagined earning 4000€ like it imaginates vampires being real

>>19573675
>low IQ anon doesn't know that even if he replies with sage my reply will be a bump
>low IQ anon is in denial about me making 4000€ a day with playing video games: http://labb.in/s/ZYJM (just two tips from Friday)

I'll post more if it makes you angry, just tell me. :^)

>>19573532
>asking the mods for their permission to not delete them.
Why do your shit threads need special treatment? its true about you and the mods being in cahoots. Fucking reddit whore.

>>19573693
There was a misunderstanding with the moderation, it seemed. So I went there to get this cleared up. Vampires are important. Now to be fair, we had some *fun* months and it kind of burned out. The threads aren't that important anymore and don't help me with my dream. It's okay if they eventually disappear... however if someone opens them (like this OP) then it's their right to discuss it.

>>19573703
Clear what up? You were working with the mods to keep a /soc/ general up on /x/. Everything they say about you is true.

>>19573713
I literally just talked to the moderators once and it was about the vampire threads being deleted and if it was okay to have one vampire general on /x/ at all times. That was it.

>>19573717
I don't buy it...smells of witchcraft to me. Witch!

>>19570899
Look into canite religion, and the occult. Summon demons, and the nocturnes will find you.

>>19573717
What did you offer them? What did they take issue with? What did they not take issue with after your dealings? Why did it need to be up at all times?

>>19573720
>ignores my important questions
>randomly replies later to random shit when bored

Fuck off.

>>19573734
here i thought the hormone pills would do the world a favor and make you kill yourself

>>19573733
I haven't offered anything, they don't know who I am and as we already have established my physical appearance is below average so I don't know why you assume I would have some extreme control over these guys and that there's a great vampire thread conspiracy.

I literally just asked if it's okay to always have ONE vampire thread on /x/ and if the purging of the threads can stop. They said yes to that, talked to the janitor and that's fucking it.

>>19573734
What important questions were those?

>>19573742
Don't talk to me if you're literally too lazy and incompetent to skim over a few posts.

>>19573746
Chirst of the White lady, I have no clue what you're talking about. You are not doing your gender any services.

>>19573740
So you weren't putting on private little shows for the mods? Its not like they would have any standards. The janitor was deleting them for a reason. Whatbwas ut?

>>19573621
how do you make 4000¿
what do you do

>>19573753
Exposes her breasts for thirsty nerds.

>>19573748
I ASKED SOMETHING. YOU JUST IGNORE IT TO TALK ABOUT FUCKING FOOD OR RANDOM SHIT.

>>19573751
No, I don't do private shows for anyone nor do I engage in flirty or lewd behavior private interactions with any person. You have some weird fantasies. And no, the Janitor deleted them because he thought the threads were spammed. It was a misunderstanding.

Like I said, nowadays this thread is different. It burned out. For me, it's okay if it disappears. But you have to respect that some people still want to talk about it.

>>19573759
You people see this shit? I am villified, villified I say, and slandered! Without even understanding my crime. Are you riding the crimson tide?

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>>19573753
It's livestreaming of video games. While there are boobs involved I use them as clickbait, but there is zero flirty or dancing or any of that matter coming from me. Obviously no private stuff with viewers either. Depends on the streamer though, some do it. I just played PUBG with a friend and people watched and had a good time so they donate money.

Here's a clip: http://labb.in/s/ZYJg

You see there's some cleavage but that's about it.

Some male streamers earn up to 100.000€ EVERY month. How small I am compared to that! I don't like talking about money of this kind of job but if these people are being bitter and butthurt then I rub it into their faces.

I also use the stream and platform to discuss vampires all the time but the regulars and viewers don't really share my interest and think it's mental illness. Most...

>>19573771
Bro. What is this: >>19573311

Are you really too dumb to find that post?

>>19573786
Your regular John's think you're just as mentally ill as the regulars of /x/. That should tell you something.

>>19573802
The opinion of people I don't desire is irrelevant to me.

>>19573786
how do i join¿

>>19573799
Well I felt I already answered that rather satisfactorily, but, okay:

Of the extant versions, English, Spanish, Croatian, Serbian, Czech, Russian, Romanian, Mandarin, Cantonese, Japanese, Portugese, French, German, Greek, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Farsi, Afrikaans, and Australian, which I still maintain is a separate language.

What difference does this information make?

>>19573812
You still ignored my question in favor of answering random dumb shit. You do that all the time to me or other people. Where are your manners?

Imagine someone would do that face to face to you.

>>19573813
You're a joke and have done more to damage discussion than anyone. These threads only attract roleplayers and trolls.

>>19573813
Pfffft. You're a riot, you know that, little lunatic?

>>19573832
And you're not a joke? And you contributed anything of value? What have you done for or about vampires?

Let's hear it.

>>19573836
You're randomly ignoring people asking you something or telling you something. You do the same with me. I don't appreciate it, as I always try to reply to you.

But okay, do what you want. Doesn't matter.

Quote: "Well, if there's anything you've learned about me over the years, it's that what you're feeling is of paramount importance."

>>19573759
>Janitor deleted them because he thought the threads were spammed
They were spammed and 95% of the posts came from less than 10 people. Who weren't even talking about vampires most of the time.

>>19573840
Spammed in the catalog. Meaning: several different vampire threads. We always kept everything in ONE thread and never made a new one until it disappeared.

Now just suck my dick, holy shit. You want it bad, you're on me every thread.

>>19573786
Your job looks easy and fun.
I wish I was born a girl too.

>>19573846
You bring your reddit culture and attitude and smear it around like pig shit and wonder why people get annoyed with you. You must be an only child.

>>19573846
Its funny how you ignore the stuff you can't defend.

>>19573851
The last thing /x/ needs is another disgusting little queer. Seek help anon.

>>19573851
>I wish I was born a girl too.

The guys earn far more than the women.

>>19573852
>wonder why people get annoyed with you

I don't? I'm just aware that you're insane. You talk about me and attack me even in non-vampire threads. Your fixation about this vampire thread, me and its other regulars is nuts.

Do you want to die? Is that it? Do you want someone to put you out of your misery?

>>19573866
Your other pointes are irrelevant. Doesn't matter if it was only 10 people, there's no rule on 4chan against that.

>>19573812
Do you know any brazilian vampires, dude?

>>19573879
Never been. I will some day soon, I hear there's a great game where you look at hot women and try to tell which ones are trannies, which I'm looking forward to.

>>19573877
>Doesn't matter if it was only 10 people, there's no rule on 4chan against that.
10 people people socializing and fighting isnt on topic at all. Does that sound like a thread that belongs on /x/ to you?

>>19573894
Trannies were a mistake.

>>19573897
It doesn't matter what YOU think belongs on this board. Who the fuck are you? You're some irrelevant clown.

If the moderation thinks it's okay then deal with it. Leave the board. Change it. But your faggy tears wont change shit.

>>19573901
Nonsense. It adds an element of surprise, which is always welcome. And it rewards a sharp eye while punishing the over-eager.

>>19573902
The mods aren't concerned with good content. They're from reddit. You're from reddit. They want to bring the rest of reddit here. They want 4chan to be just like reddit. Hiro is only concerned with ad revenue and selling people's data.

>>19573932
Us vs Them. See, this kid gets it. Pick a tribe, stick with it.

>>19573932
Ironically you're the one applying reddit logic. You think 4chan is some kind of "democracy" and your worthless opinion is relevant to the mods.

Your family doesn't give a shit about your opinion.
I don't give a shit about your opinion.
The 4chan mods don't give a shit about your opinion.

That's it.

>>19573945
Was me. Dropped my name again and forgot to put it in because I posted a reply in a different thread.

>>19573917
All those 90s born kids getting pumped full of hormones. Getting their dicks cut off. Crowing about 50 made up genders. Its sick shit anon.

>>19573894
Lol, give me a heads up if you ever come here then.

>>19573955
Well, sure, but it's entertaining, and the percentage is low enough that it's not a serious sociological threat. Always pick funny over proper, always.

>>19573945
>democracy
This coming from the bitch who goes running to her mod buddies eveytime her little circlejerk gets out of hand. You're the one who cant handle open discussion.

>>19573975
The emotional and mental destuction of a generation is funny to you?

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>>19573977
Of course. Do you think the Nazis were a democracy? They would still put you against the wall and shoot your faggot ass if you break their rules.

The same shit happens here. Little boy cries that the MODS don't consider his FEELINGS like on reddit. 4chan mods don't give a shit.

Ironically I'm going to find a vampire and you wont. You will still be on /x/ calling people queers and having seizures over reddit in the next years to come.

>>19573984
It's just a generation. And you're being over dramatic, it's an insignificant percentage.

>>19573986
I don't cry to the mods. I dont get people's posts deleted.

>>19573990
I don't know where you're from anon but you can't escape faggotry here. It's constantly pushed in the media and schools now.

>>19573999
Yes, you cry about this thread all the time and ask for it to be deleted. You want the mods to consider your feelings and opinion as if this board is some kind of democracy.

Also, you're boring. Can you update your vocabulary? You always repeat the same crap.

Reddit, queers, 90s - these three words and insults. Every*single*time.

>>19574012
>Reddit, queers
They are certainly major reasons why these threads are so terrible

>>19574011
I have no clue what you're talking about, I don't see any of that here in Miami...

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>>19574025
>implying you didn't touch yourself to some fucking shemale shit in your past
>implying you don't have some weird homosexual desires in those silent, dark hours at night

It's proven that the most homophobic "straight" guys are more aroused than normal straight men by gay porn. Your resistance and obsession about gay stuff and trannies really makes me wonder...

>>19574033
You pathetic fucks always resort to that argument. Its the same one i cop from the pedos on /tv/

>>19574089
It's common sense and it's proven by studies too. Are you telling me you never had a some kind of sexual fantasy involving some feminine guy, futanari or a trap? You're lying.

I can tell, because you're violently OBSESSED with hating on anything that threatens your straightness everywhere you go. If you were just a chill guy who didn't care either way I would believe, but not like this.

I don't really give a shit either, I'm not a tranny and I'm not gay. But I can see the truth for what it is.

>>19574089
Oh don't listen to her, she's using that argument because she's a woman, and women think in that way. Everyone who has stupid opinions is secretly damaged and just wants to let the gay out but society won't let them, it's nonsense. Of course you're not gay.

Now I am not a woman, and have screwed a farily decent amount of men, figuratively and literally, and what I can tell you matters: I forgot where I was going with this, because I cared so little...

>>19574112
I am saying the truth. You don't even know what he is like. If a guy is this madly obsessed with hating on anything "gay" he's in denial.

>>19574120
Oh he ust hates gay people little loon, which is a perfectly valid lifestyle choice

>>19574128
Please you don't psychology and facts. Leave the science talk to the adults and go watch Buffy with your bimbo.

>>19574133
My "bimbo"? Where did that come from? What do you have against my sweet angel that irritates me like no other?

>>19574163
You have to be empty in the head if you are together with a hyper-slut who has fucked itself through the centuries, women, girls, boys, men and probably animals. That's filthy.

>>19574169
But in a good way, right? But you've mentioned buffy, and I feel like watching Once more, with feeling and resting my head on the freckled chest of a busty redhead.

peace out.

>>19574191
Not in a good way obviously. In a "standards so low" the person is willing to eat some old-ass sandwich that half the planet already drooled upon way.

>>19574169
>>19574191
>>19574202
what in the world

My name is Isadora of Castile. You may adress me as My Lady or Lady Isadora.
Fail to adress me properly, I leave.
Get snide with me, I leave.
Be perceived to be snide with me, I leave.
I'm here with you unwashed masses because Kol pleaded with me in a most unseemly manner and he has a nice cock.
What the hell do you want?

>>19574911
The cummies

>>19574911
>LARPing this hard

>>19574915
>>19574916
Thank you, exactly what I wanted. Bye.

>>19574918
bye faggot

>>19574918
No, don't leave, m'lady.
*Tips fedora*

>>19574918
See you around.

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>>19574911
>>19574918

bye

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>>19574911
Well, looks like I missed Isa but...

Wow! He pleaded for us and got us another 100% real vampire? For people - like us. I can't believe. I guess that means it's serious after all! I need to google wedding rings... urgent... this is the real deal.

You would be food not turned

>>19575237
Who?

>>19575237
You're food too. You're food to the indifferent whims of fate! And then finally when your schizo-ass dies in a few years you're gonna be food to the earth and maggots.

>>19575232
Youre so gullible and stupid

>>19575268
KYS

>>19572478
You're immortal. Deal with it, and face the fact with some dignity.

There's a statistical proof somwwhere on the internet of why vampires cant exist, its vsguel entertaining
Basically, if vampires were real and each vampire chomped a new human once a week, humanity would be entirely vampires in a very short amount of time
Why arent we all vampires?

>>19573250
Are you a redhead?

>>19570899
Two options
1. They never existed, Just people trying to explain health problems before we understood what they where.

2. Some thing far worse hunted them to extinction, Humans are the most deadly thing on this planet.

Take your pick.

>>19575468
>Are you a redhead?

No. But redheads are HIS favorite thing, hence why I asked if there's a lack of them at these places.

>>19575294
>Youre so gullible and stupid

You seem a little upset that we are talking to "super-real" ™ vampires in this thread. No lies, ever.

>>19575548
Oh, well, I'm a redhead, so maybe he'll fug me? I'm a boy (male)

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>>19575558
Yeah, he's bisexual. Just warning you he occasionally fucks people to death. But if you're into that whole having sex and getting your skull smashed in-thing, I would buy a plane ticket to Miami.

>>19575567
No kink is too kinky..

>>19575509
No, humans aren't.

>>19575464
How is that proof? Dont be dumb. Does it say somewhere that new vampire is made each time they feed? We dont know how that works (if they exist)

>>19575567
Oh, damn. I'm so close to Miami, too. If only he weren't homicidal.

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>>19575682
>Oh, damn. I'm so close to Miami, too. If only he weren't homicidal.

I like how your reaction is surprisingly sane. Most people here would just go like: "I DONT CARE! I WANT TO DIE ANYWAY (or) I CAN'T DIE I HAVE GUNS/EXPLOSIVES/ACID/I'M A VETERAN VAMPIRE HUNTER!"

(Me too.)

>>19575682
>>19575696
i fight so that faggots like you are put in camps and gassed

>>19575696
lol thanks
You seem breddy cool. Why do people hate you?

>>19575709
Well, it'd be better than getting my skull smashed in.

>>19575721
>Why do people hate you?

Because most people don't have good taste. ;^)

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>>19575709
You fight what? Only thing you fight are your parents when they tell you its your bedtime already

My names Steve and I'm a vampire.

>>19575759
Hi Steve.

>>19570899
no
>>19570903
yes
>>19570935
no
>>19570959
yes
>>19570980
this
>>19571003
someone's got to kill that faggot
or at least ban its ass
>>19571017
no you
bootlicker
>>19571023
>proved
nice belief
>>19571038
>people are obsessed with my dilated hole
no shitcunt you are disgusting not obsessing
learn the difference
https://my.mixtape.moe/ihgynl.jpg

>>19571951
prove it

>>19572115
yeah but i just got to thinking
we just need to wait
those sick degenerate trannies are so self destructive, they never last long
tick tock

>>19575913
>>19575918
>>19575921

Wow so much anger and obession. Are you taking any meds? Maybe you should

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>>19575918
>>19575921
>>19575913
Oh, you wrote so many angry posts. Someone sure is triggered.

>people hate you

Again this peasant argument. Why are people like you so obsessed with being liked by others? Is that how you define your self-worth?

Your self-worth depends on the opinion of irrelevant strangers who spend their day judging and hating other people? I sure don't.

If I wanted to be liked I would behave accordingly. Pick a cute name, behave pleasant and friendly, try my best to agree with them and compromise. But I don't, because it doesn't matter to me what they think. You should try that out too. :^)

Overall though, you and the "others" who keep doing this helped the thread to stay relevant (and the topic we care about) in the first place. Reacting to you guys and pretending to be upset worked out well.

>>19576653
This whole thread is a shitshow and I love it.

>>19574169
>>19575232
>>19575567
>>19576653

nobody cares what you think
post tits or gtfo

>>19576777
Can I post mine ? :3

>>19576814

no u ugo

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>>19576930
Your loss nerd

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

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>>19576951
We're looking for vampires. Real ones!

>>19576965
Why? You guys have nothing better to do than pretend vamps are real

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>>19576997
Going! Focus on the battle. Illuminate the enemy! Banish the shadows! With superior tactics. We can do this. Stay positive!

Tactical decision.

Vampires and a double rainbow? What does it mean? Phenomenon of sunshine, sunshine. Focus on the tactics. Focus on the enemy.

Looks like I am signing out, till next time. Bye bye.

>>19576997
We dont pretend if they are real. We are doing SERIOUS RESEARCH (interviews,examining possible vampire sites,reading old lore,doing occult rituals) to determine IF they are real.

>>19573786
you're pretty if that's you in the video but you're wasting your youth. welcome to adulthood, time to grow up and stop looking for vampires and hogwarts. i'm sorry to break it to you all the roleplay on here is just dudes having fun.

>>19575759
Still here?

>>19577846
Yes.

>>19577877
I'm a vampire too. My name is Voldemortius.

All these happeningfags, jumping on every little happening, mostly manufactured by the media or just some randome botnet from jewtube. All the shills pushing threads and sliding other to hell with retarded god ama or namefagging vampire threads. Where is everyone? Why is the little to no talk about?

>>19578102
We talked about topic pretty intensely in the past and I guess there isnt just anything new to talk about

>>19577943
>>19577877
Steve, please don't leave me.

>>19577016
>>19575928
Farewell.

>>19580041
Farewell?

>>19580041
Hey whats happening? Are you leaving us?

Farewell and good luck if you do. I enjoyed us talking

>>19570899
>OP finally finds one
>In the middle of the night OP gets visited by the vamp
>He leans in close to the sleeping OP
>His fangs glisten in the moonlight
>He flips OP to face the other side
>He turns into a bat and escapes
>the next morning OP got turned and did not even feel it
Have you checked if you got flip turned upside down yet, OP?

Any vampires in Australia currently browsing?