How do actual witches feel about these new age tumblerina witches?
>>19567222
Probably don't feel anything because they aren't westerners browsing VICE.
>>19567222
Normal-fags and women will always behave like normal-fags and women, anon.
>>19567222
Their spells don't seem to be working.
>>19567222
Silly weaklings and their child's play rituals
>>19567222
>>19567261
Thankfully, they know pretty much nothing. Harmless larpers, pretending to be witches.
Bet she is very active on tumblr.
>use hatred
>pretend you're righteous
>amass a following
They're no worse than the politicians. At least politicians rarely pretend to have anything more than stage presence and "divine right."
>>19567222
We are the men of the left hand path,
Stand in our way and feel our wrath.
We bring the lightning, we bring the thunder.
Stand in our way and be torn asunder.
We are the lords of the wind and the rain.
We bring the flame to the earthly plane.
Free we shall ride and we'll win by the sword.
Monsters will flee, it's its own reward.
>>19568559
>use hatred
This is exactly right. These people have bad intentions and that's partly why they fail.
>>19567222
She looks like a healthy choice for a partner
>Doesn't use an actual circle
>Claims an emoji works as a circle
>Breaks the most basic tenets of their religion
>Follows a normie tier meme religion at that
>Tries to fight the collective autistic forces of Meme Magic.
Doomed to fail, probably going to fuck themselves up with their attempt too.
>>19568996
little too old, but i bet i would've hit that when she was a few years younger
you don't have to date
maybe they could cast buffs?
>>19569003
>Uses Emojii as a protection circle
Demons in hell are rolling on the floor laughing.
I'd scissor her
>>19567222
They're harmless. They do very much approach witchcraft like a headless chicken keeps walking around for a good while, but as most of them are probably teenagers they might come out as half-decent human beings by their mid twenties.
>>19567244
i mean he's a laughing stock and a failure before his first year is up
>"witches" trying to curse Trump
>when he probably already knows someone in the illuminati
He most likely sold his soul for extreme fortune, so cursing will do jack shit.
>>19568517
Wow.
Emoji spells... I think that sums it all up, doesn't it?
you're in over your head sweetie
>>19568517
>An spell
>An hero
Pleez. As if tumblr witches weren't Cringe enough already.
>>19567222
There are no "actual witches" anon. They're all like that.
>>19567222
When ey see new age profit throwing glitter being them they will reconsider. They will face my rainbow wrath.
>>19567233
And you'll always be an undesirable worm.
>>19572617
Kaku isn't looking too well, huh?
>>19572018
How's the centipede in your vagina doing?
>>19572829
How's the perpetual celibacy going?
>>19568517
Imagine this is your mom and all the kids make fun of you at school for it. The lunch she packs you is a walnut and a piece of bread.
>>19568517
Lmfao
>>19572847
Better than your degenerate hedonism, and crotch rot, Sheba.
>>19567222
stop using you power on shit?
>>19572872
Is it the talking walnut?
>>19567222
They are probably to busy with blood letting and getting high on adrenochrome to give a shit
>>19572872
>The lunch she packs you is a walnut and a piece of bread.
Well duh, all real food needs to become offerings for the gods ya dingus.
>>19572891
You're a cute one, I'd exchange insults with you again any day anon.
>>19568517
I mean, y'all are making fun but this is basically a boiled down, single-intentioned form of sigil charging threads.
This is basically the same faggotry seen on /x/, only done by feminists instead of neckbeards.
>>19570879
That's probably why they're safe. Demons are too busy laughing to come at them. They probably pity them too much to fuck their shit up
>>19567222
Woof! I wouldn't touch her with yours OP.
>>19572976
But fucking emojis tho. I mean come on, I know we're cancer, but we're not that fucking putrid.
>>19568517
So this is why Pete Carroll stays off the internet
>>19570974
Lol, according to the msm who gave hildog a 99% chance of winning and to people who close their ears and eyes and sing lalala until they are blue in the face while ignoring reality. Keeping your campaign promises doesnt = laughing stock no matter how much you may force yourself to fake your outrage.
>the only people being laughed at are deranged leftisit still writhing in trup derangement syndrome
Please keep it up though, we're on our way to turning 4 years i to 8 so i really should be thanking people like you.
>>19567222
We feel amused, somewhat insulted (but not that much), find then useful and look down on them. All at the same time. Laughing stock with some degree of usefulness.
>>19572018
I'm a woman, anon.
My misanthropy tends towards both sexes but women in specific because of their tendency towards group-think and vapidness, which I find particularly undesirable traits in humans.
However, monoliths are bothersome in social environs, so if you asked me in real life I wouldn't speak my mind about the subject.
>>19568517
Bet that's the only time she is ever active.
>>19570879
This is the female verion of pic related.
>>19567222
>Unironically practicing edgy shit like witchcraft
Kill yourself honestly.
>>19567233
You also post on /pol/ don't you?
>>19573521
>tfw no society hating, nonconformist, gf.
>>19567222
If they so freely confess to the sin of witchcraft, then I have no objection to putting them to the torch. America's Cromwell can't come soon enough.
would this not be acceptable in chaos magic?
>>19567222
Basic witch spells can do nothing to a powerful Djinn like Trump
>>19567222
If by supernatural power you mean my boner, then yes.
If they want to gain power over Trump, they need to Sex Magick this shit...and post pics.
>>19570975
>trump
>extreme fortune
lol