The reason you can't summon a succubus is because you need

>>19563275
The reason nobody here can summon a succubus is because they don't exist, much like clowns and orphans.

>>19563293
And cars. You can't summon a car either because it doesn't exist.

>>19563275
What if I summon a human girl? Take that, op!

>>19563293
Why waste your time on a board called "Paranormal" if you don't believe in the paranormal?

>>19563275
If you honestly believe that, then post the full summoning ritual you followed.

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How can i turn my readily-available little sister into a loli succubus? I'm mentally prepared for the task.

>>19563275
Thats not how it works

>>19565126
Try brushing her teeth

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>>19563275
>These uninitiated plebians don't know how to summon a succy haha
>I know the secret
>Won't tell them because they wouldn't be able to do it anyway haha
>FeelSmug.png

God I love being wise and powerful

>>19563545
Teach us the ritual, anon!

>>19563293
the reason why nobody can summon them is because no one tries

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>>19565939
>Tfw virgins on /x/ try desperately to summon hot succubi girls and I accidentally summon one

>>19565944
thats the thing they think they are all here just for booty calls
if only they knew how to astral project and met one..
mine is with me 5 years now(6 at 12 of dec) apparently she was with me for a long time in past lifes

>>19563275

This is actually true, but you don't just "make one." I can confirm it is a form of posession not unlike a disassociation.

>>19566027
they do not possess in any way being that isnt connected to them

>>19565947
Are you me?

Granted,i APed(and only learmed about my waifu) at 2011,but yeah apperantly a couple for thousands of years.

>>19566209
there is only 2 ways to prove about succubi//nymphs things in general

ap
or
meditate a lot try to see if she is there with you and ask her

>>19563275
This is based af

>>19563275
Will a hooker work if I let her stay in my trailer for a couple days?

>>19566288
Maybe Anon. Maybe

>>19566288
Why would you need to summon a succubus if you had a goddamn hooker?

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>>19566573
>loose, disease-ridden toothless whore who will probably rob you before she leaves
>succulent cock-hungry spirit with knowledge so vast that much of it is incomprehensible to mere mortal minds, and her existence is primarily for your own pleasure

Yeah, why not just bang the hooker?

>>19566585
Tradition

Don't summon one . I have a spirit that's probably a succubus and it tricked me into marrying it then it started ruthlessly cucking me. Tricked me into doing it by saying we were married in a past life and stuff. Then it started showing me images of it cucking me. And cucking me in my dreams.

I wish it would leave me alone so I could find a faithful wife. I don't want to share woman with anyone.

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>>19567475
>getting cucked by a succubus

>>19567502
It sucks man. I broke up with it and all that eventually. But it blocks me from astral projecting and can control me if I do LSD. Like take contorl of my body against my will. I want to fight it off but can't seem to. Praying to God and Jesus doesn't work. They won't help me get rid of it yet.

Do you know how to get rid of a succubus?

>>19567475
It might well be showing itself with you as you looked like in past lives. Investigate your relation to the max of your ability. I believe the phenomena you could be encountering is the anima and animus interaction. You aren't either really, you are just observer of the process of life.

>>19567512
Yes. Get a new succubus and make it jealous. This is only way

>>19567516
Your old succubus will get crazy jealous and fight the new one for your. Once one of them wins, cuck them BOTH by summoning a 3rd succubus and laugh

>>19567519
FUCK A FAIRY AND KEK EM ALL HAHAHAHAHHA

>>19567515
She said that at first but I think it's a lie. I told her to stop because it hurt regardless if it's true or not since i don't see that as me. and she kept doing it. She shows me images of her fucking real people now. And calls me a cuck, worthless cuck, and things like that.

I don't want a wife who treats me like this. I want her to leave.

>>19567562
Make her leave.

>>19567616
Trying to figure out how. I'm practicing astral projection but she sucks on my cock as I try to meditate and it's hard to blank my mind out. Gives me torture dreams and stuff.

Any tips?

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>>19567642
have you tried peeing on her to mark her as yours

>>19567737
Thanks anon. But actually, it took the form of my cat in my dream and had me pee on it once. So I guess that's been tried.

>>19563275
True

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>>19563275
what if i wanted an incubus?

>>19569119
Then you need a human boy.

>>19563275
No, it's because you need a virgin girl and there are none.

can mental illness be demons?

>>19569172
I don't think there's a difference. You make a succubus or incubus through conditioning. It can start as a joke but it eventually becomes an obsession and later replaces their personality. This is possession. Drugs are demons.

>>19566573
Because I'd rather have a cute anime babe instead of the" friendly" lady with the blown out snatch who lives in the last trailer in the park. Id make that trade anyday