>be me
>be dead
>go out spooking b/c bored
>see two nerds to scare
>make noises, bump this, the usual. get no response
>finally jump out as ectoplasmic form with scariest face i can do
>glasses guy reaches in his pocket and hands me 38 cents in change and says "here you go, dude"
>as they walk away, blonde guy says "why did you give that unicorn your money, they can sell rainbows"
>i hate drugs
THIS IS NOW AN 'WHAT WEIRD SHIT DID YOU DO ON DRUGS" THREAD
>>19547581
I don't do drugs you irresponsible degenerate.
>>19547581
congratulations it was funny enough to cap