Why is it that sometimes when I think of something, or type something,

bump because it happen to me

Synchronicity.

>sauce: am a drunk witch

You are becoming the perfect sheep.
They are conditioning you successfully.
You are very susceptible to their influence.

>>19547270
Yeah it's called living the same damn life over and over. Someone get me off this crazy ride.

>>19547270
>thinks about various things constantly, thousands upon thousands of different concepts (if ever so slightly) each and every day
>hears a song on the radio or the same word you thought TWICE the same day
>OhmygodGodSpeaks

No

>>19547327
this....hear me you assholes? GET ME OUT OF HERE, I WANNA SEE THE REAL DEAL!!!! This stuff is becoming boring...fuck, eat, sleep, repeat....YOU HEAR ME? I KNOW YOU HEAR ME, BECAUSE YOU DIRECT MY TWISTED DREAMS YOU MORONS! Yea...i noticed it....

>>19547270
I would let her piss on my face

>>19547270
I would let her shit on my neck

>>19547288
/thread

>>19547270
welcome to the early symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia.

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>>19547270
>Be me, reading Carlos Catenada while my friends are chilling, we're all smoking weed
>Read this line about a young guy who said to Don Juan:"I want to buy a motorbike and may kill myself" or words to that effect
>As I am reading this, one of my friends says "I am buying a motorbike and may kill myself", more or less what I was reading
>Showed everyone what I was reading, we all stop laughing and feel a bit freaked out

If I got one or two words wrong, there's maybe someone on /x/ who knows the exact Castenada book and the quote,
This was about 30 years ago. He'd definitely never read Castenada before and it was my first encounter with his writing. Anyway...
>Friend gets the motorbike, the handbrakes are fucked
>I meet him ,he offers me a shot on it, tells to use the pedal brake
>I never drove before, I am 17 or 18, I crashed it while trying to suss out which one was the foot pedal brake

OK, so he never died from the motorbike but he died about 20 years later from heroin. WTF?

>>19547270
Bumping happens all the time. Mostly I take it as confirmation I am where I should be but who the hell knows.

>>19547399
It was you who died from the motorbike, you begin to remember this way

>>19547270
its Morpheus and Neo sending you a message, your the One anon!

>>19547428
Nah, I got fucked financially and wished I was dead, but I was the only one out of my cicrcle with a job so I paid for his bike and the parked car I crashed into. That sucked. I'd like to get that book again, despite Castenada being outed as a fraud.

>>19547428
sheeeit I knew I was dead. just need to figure out if it was falling onto those rocks or the atv accident that did it

>>19547374
Glad to see a fellow man of taste amongst the schizos

>>19547301
i concur

maan this thing happens to me too.. since i was really young these thigs seem to meld together

it s quite often happening

>>19547270
>Why is it that sometimes when I think of something, or type something, I'll here people or commercials on TV say the same words, and mention the same concepts I'm thinking of or typing?

I EXACTLY THIS LAST 3YEARS , 1-3 TIMES / DAY

>>19547270
Pick up an essay/book written by Psychologist Carl Gustav Jung titled "Synchronicity"

>>19547393
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>>19547520
I drowned.

>>19547370
Nigger I just got Eat Sleep repeart.

Go fuck off somewhere you goddamn should be happy with life spoiled kike

>>19547270
same thing always happens exactly like this, very weird

>>19547270
Is her neck broken?

>>19548137
I'd break her vagina with my penis if you know what I'm saying

>>19548144
You'd fuck her boipussy after sucking you girlfriends cock?

I'd let her take a shit in vagina if you know what I mean

>>19547887
Yeah well, you know its just kinda like, wake up.

>>19547629
happens more often now than it used to
>or time is just going faster cause I'm older and it feels like it happens more
spoopy stuff. reality shaped by our minds.
>we're becoming more powerful

>>19547270
Who is this qt?

>>19548172
Boys don't have pussies. Stop the meme. If you like boys you like ass, ie you're gay. Don't be shamed into calling it a boipussy, it's a male ass.

>>19547270
>watching tv
you are a brainwashed, conditioned lost fucking cause anon

>>19547270
Seriously though, I need to eat her pussy asap. Where can I find her?

>>19547270
It's called a confirmation bias, happens to me as well. I heard the word crescendo a few weeks back in a sentence and then heard the word like 6 more times in the same day.
I was convinced when I was a kid I could predict what episode of the Simpsons would air that day.

>>19549198
No joke, I accurately predicted several Simpsons episodes

>>19548190
I'm trying :(

>>19547288

That's the what not the why or how

Why does it happen. No the "well you were thinking of it so it's more noticeable" argument doesnt hold water compared to how rare some of the synced things are

What happened to her arm?

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giv jail b8 gf

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I need to have sex with her NOW DAMNIT!

>>19547270
Probably because you're not the only one to have this thought. Others have just voiced it so it becomes a targeted demograph?

Maybe. That or you're passively psychic?

>>19548231
some pls respond I need this.

>>19547270
YOU'RE A SCHIZO. Friendless loser without no real stimuli.

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HER name is Roberta Paulson

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>>19550599
you're all welcome

>>19550606
>>19550599
This does nothing, all I get is fight club references.

>>19550137

Confirmation bias. When we consciously have an idea in our minds, or subconscious begins looking for it and thus seeing it everywhere.

>>19550599
Is this you in the pictures, OP, you idiot?

>>19550768
If that was me in the pictures I'd be constantly fingering myself and sucking my own titties.

>>19547270
Confirmation bias. Carry on with your life

>>19550625
Yes.
That's also a secret technique to find money while walking on the street

>>19551366
This actually works. can confirm.

>>19547435
we are all the One