Hey /x/ do you think ghosts watch porn? if so is it ghost

>>19546835
To answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes.

>>19546835
I have a friendly ghost in my house and I can feel him come by and look over my shoulder when ever I'm watching porn.

>>19546869
He's coming for your ectoplasm!

>>19546869
GHOST BLOWJOB WOO WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>19546835
Amputee porn, it has got a few good parts.

Why would they watch porn when they can watch random people having sex?

Nobody will believe me and that's fair enough, but I'll post it anyway....

For the past few months I've been waking up in the middle of the night with 'something' trying to enter my anus. At first I thought it was bugs or some shit, but after a thorough investigation I've ruled that out. Whatever it is, it...well.. it feels like a penis.

I think a ghost is literally trying to fuck me while I'm asleep.

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>>19551052

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>>19551052
Kek.

ghost sex is cool as fuck
haunted beds are AWESOME

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>>19551052

What compels a person to make an utterly idiotic thread like this?

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>>19551375
go to fucking >>>/po/ if all you want is pictures
or >>>/sci/ if you're butthurt you can't cast spells

>>19551382
Piss off, tripshit.

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>>19551394
haha fucking retard
post more spooky pictures
oh wait you don't have any saved cause ur shit
kill yourself faggot

>>19551052
Similar thing happens to me. Every night around 4am I get a cold feeling around my groin. I'm forced to wake up because of how uncomfortable it is, and I have my boner mysteriously out from my underwear. It's really fucking weird.

>>19551401
Your the retard.

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>>19551401
>>19551382

A beta provider finally convinces his girl to take his microdick. During the halfhearted lay, the girl surprisingly begins getting astral-fucked by a big black ghost. Only she can see and more importantly feel him, all the while with whitey thinking he's the one pleasuring "his" woman.

And the ghost bull's name? Daghoul.

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>>19551423
GAH FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT

>>19551052
Poor bastard. You're not even getting haunted by a girl ghost. Thanks for the kek anyway.