ITT: We are granted a power, but other anons establish rules.

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>>19545335
>I am granted the ability to study, practice and train up to 1,000 years worth in one second of any skill of my choosing.
1. When you "study" you are in an alternate reality for 1,000 years. When you go in you can NOT come back until 1,000 years have passed. No early returning.
2. When you "return" you are now 1,000 years older in your mind. Anyone you love or knew you will not have seen them for 1,000 years. They will be like strangers to you, even though you remember them from a long time ago.

>>19545335
>Your only learning source is wikiHow

I can immediately turn my skin into any material I have touched once before.

>>19545385
23% chance that it defaults to balsa wood

>>19545379
those are really good.

>>19545385
every time you go back to your human skin, there is always one cell that goes into stasis and remains that material unchanged for a year.

I gain the ability to possess people like a spooky ghost.

>>19545482
okay but only fat people

I want the ability to turn into a cat

>>19545392
>this made me kek

>>19545522
>I want the ability to turn into a cat
A cat that constantly gets run over

I want the power of a gorilla

>>19545560
>I want the power of a gorilla
You also got the intelligence and speed proportional to a gorilla

I have the ability to jump between worlds and alternate realities

>>19545624
>I have the ability to jump between worlds and alternate realities
you can only jump to adjacent realities that only have subtle differences to each other. if you want to get to the more exotic ones you'll have to jump thousands of times, getting farther from your origin point and then thousands of time to go back again. if you're not careful you might get lost and never return to your original reality.

>>19545522
You can only turn into those gross hairless cats.

I want the ability to tell a lie and make anyone belive no matter how absurd

>>19545650
You become a priest in an abrahamic faith

I want the power to go fast like sank the hog

>>19545650
Every lie you do has a 3% chance of becoming reality.
You also believe your own lies if you lie to yourself.

>>19545650
>I want the ability to tell a lie and make anyone belive no matter how absurd
Everytime you lied, you have to confess 10 random truth to any strangers you met. That includes your embarassing fetish and/or sexual fantasies

I am a meme magician capable of controlling hordes of "human botnet" around the world

>>19545656
You end up having your hair turn black and red while also adopting an edgy personality and name.
Like Shadow or some shit.

>>19545656
>I want the power to go fast like sank the hog
you develop anorexia due to fasting to many meals

>>19545657
>>19545392
you niggers suck at this
>hurr u get ur power but sumtimes it doesnt work

I want the ability to heal others of their ailments.

>>19545668
But you need 10000 upvotes on leddit to make your ability work

>>19545656
Your hair turns blue and you can't change it

The power to enter paintings, books, music, or any other kind of art or literature, and change it's contents. When changed, it affects every copy globaly.

>>19545672
you can't get out

>>19545672
Every time you enter a painting, book, etc.., you lose a part of yourself mentally.

>>19545671
Jesus, now that's a nightmare.
Have to literally be an attention whore to do something good for someone.

>>19545668
You have to give the ailment to someone you know.

I get the power to turn bones to sand

>>19545672
You can enter works of art, but are susceptible to harm while in said works.

I want to be able to have perfect memory and instant recall.

>>19545684
granted

>>19545684
Everyone you love slowly gets demetia

>>19545686
Yay, no monkey paw caveats.

>>19545682
But their bones reform and appear in every meal you every order or prepare unless you specify you want boneless every time you buy ingredients or order the meal

>>19545672
1. You cannot enter any sexually explicit or r18 hentai doujins.
2. Your power works better in any books read by millenials

I can bend reality to my will.

>>19545668
you can only heal ailments by taking them on yourself, no guarantee you'll survive if its a potentially fatal illness or injury.

i want the ability to go without sleep, i can still sleep if i want but i can go without it indefinitely if i choose.

>>19545687
See this is a bit tricky, the term know is a bit nebulous.
I know over a hundred people by name and face.
Does this affect them or just people I actually have a depth with?

>>19545694
Your ability limited to 10 meter radius

I can make any attractive girls fell in love with me

>>19545694
But you and Will have a falling out after university

>>19545694
you're not in control of your will; any random passing thought or urge may become real.

>>19545697
But she dies if you have any sexual activity with her.

I can send my mind back to when I was younger

>>19545696
Wait nevermind, I guess I have dementia.
Misread the post.

>>19545697
only familial love, like a brother or son.

>>19545630
Retarded

>>19545706
You age twice as fast every time you do so.

>>19545695
You end up taking your energy from the people and things around you.
Mostly you get your energy from the Earth if there isn't another living bean near you.
But the longer you're around another person, the more tired they'll become until they just end up dying in their sleep.

>>19545706
But only to negative events.

>>19545706
you drop dead when you get to the age you sent your mind back.

I can make any human being orgasm by making a finger bang at them.

>>19545715
There's an anime like that, I think it's called Erased.

>>19545717
At the expense of your pinus got smaller whenever you use your power

I can know any lust and desires of every human being I met

>>19545706
But only to when you were just a 3 year old.

I want the ability to never need to fill in a captcha

>>19545720
You have to have a lengthy conversation about their desires with anyone you use the ability on

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>>19545650
>I want the ability to tell a lie and make anyone believe no matter how absurd
1. No one will ever believe you when you say something true.
2. No one will ever believe you if you try to make "opposite" lies to make them believe something true. Example: "My name is NOT John Smith" (when it really is).
3. The power persists in ALL forms of communication, including speaking, sign language, writing, typing, Morse code, smoke signals.
4. There is ONE language where you power DOESN'T work, but no one has spoken this language in over 5000 years.

>>19545714
cough (1:30 and 3:10)
https://youtu.be/fr_94K0wsIA

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>>19545482
>I gain the ability to possess people like a spooky ghost.
1. When you are inside them they are awake and can look through YOUR memories.
OR.
1. They posses YOUR body when you posses theirs.

>>19545522
>I want the ability to turn into a cat
1. When you turn back into a person your penis is barbed like a cat's penis for a week.

>>19545656
>I want the power to go fast like sank the hog
1. Even when you are not going fast you still get a chafing rash, and always ejaculate in two seconds.

>>19545668
>I want the ability to heal others of their ailments.
1. Every person you heal makes you 1% more like an old cranky Jew.
2. All of your dinner coupons expire when you try to use them.

>>19545672
>The power to enter paintings, books, music, or any other kind of art or literature, and change it's contents. When changed, it affects every copy globally.
1. The ONLY changes you can make are adding mustaches and penises. You can be as creative as you want, but it's gotta be a stash and/or a penis.

>>19545684
>I want to be able to have perfect memory and instant recall.
1. Every time you use it you forget something about yourself forever, and your power can't recover it.

>>19545694
>I can bend reality to my will.
1. It only works at night or in the darkness.
2. You can NOT turn off the power EVER.

>>19545695
>i want the ability to go without sleep, i can still sleep if i want but i can go without it indefinitely if i choose.
1. The longer you go without sleep the more you have to pee.
2. The longer you go without sleep the more you pee coffee. If you are awake for more than 72 hours your pee becomes 100% coffee.

>>19545697
>I can make any attractive girls fell in love with me.
1. Every time you use this power 3 really ugly girls will also fall in love with you.
2. Every girl you use this on will NEVER stop loving you. If you reject her she might kill herself, or you, or do all sorts of crazy stuff.
3. The ugly ones won't stop loving you either.

>>19545857
Yours ain't fun.

I want Uchiha Madara's powers.

>>19545664
Sod off, ya lily wanking fag muffer

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>>19545335
I AM BULLETPROOF!

>>19546150
You have one of your rinnegan in your dick.

>>19546525
That power sucks, you can fly too.

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I'm the god of the universe

>>19546881
Only of the universe in your mortal head

>>19545421
>one cell
thats nothing
You would lose it in a second and grow 3 more in the same second

I am the successor of Hokuto Shin Ken

i get the power to alter reality, so i can adapt it to have any ability i want

I can change my age by my will

>>19548630
You have to train everyday to make sure your body can handle the power of theh fist. Alternatively, your power will be dormant if you missed a day of lifting.

>>19548641
Your appereance may change, but your ailments are not. If you are weedy and obese in your 30s, it will stay the same when your age changed to 15

>>19548639
You loose the earliest 5 years worth of memories every time you alter reality unless you thought about those memories in the past 10 years.

>>19545335
nice.

I travel multiple dimension a day with my mind, go visiting the most fantastic landscapes that constantly expand and contract into themselves.

I dream and live in the dream while I'm dimension travelling in my mind. It's fucking amazing, I'm a real space cowboy.

>>19546881
lotto numbers or you're gay.

>>19548908
also, demons are chill.

hungry, but chill.

>>19548750
>I've already missed a week of basic working out last week
fuck, this is gonna be tougher than I though.

>>19545335
My power is power incarnate

>>19549150
you incarnate into a fat lazy neet everytime

My power is to have all the powers

>>19545335
your mind is altered such that the only skill you would ever want to choose is sucking your own dick.

>>19549177
All the powers includes the power to suck at everything

I want to gain power over water

>>19548641
you change it only mentally, your body stays the same

>>19550999
You control only salt water, also when you use your power, you pee yourself.

I want to control my body in 100%, even be able to change my dna, apperance, gender, anything.

I want to have the ability to know when people think about me...

I want power of manipulate thoughts.

>>19551283
Granted, but only when they think bad things about you and you don't know who thought that

>>19551283
Every time you use it you randomly get stabbed

>>19545335
BUT
you forget everything within an hour

>>19551160
You can control your entire body, but your control of it is so sensitive that things like sneezing result in your body changing. For example, you have sex and mid cum your dick grows so big you kill the other person.

I have the power to control probablity, so i can control the odds of thing happening

>>19545724
You have to pay cash money for it.

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>>19546881
You are Azathoth, the blind, idiot god at the center of creation. You have omnipotence, but you're a mindless, soulless abomination.

>>19551358
>You always know what's going to happen, which in the end turns life into an inescapable storyline
>People make bad decisions, ones left to chance that would have benefited you goes lost.

That I can see in every form without giving up normal sight (no Daredevil twist).

I can stop time.

>>19551635

>>when you stop time, your heart stops beating as well

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>>19551692
I'm ok with this.

>>19551601
Every time you use your power, you see a vision of your grandma dancing around naked for the exact length of time you used it. Closing your eyes doesn't stop the vision.

I have the power to make shitty instant coffee taste like an amazing cappuccino.

>>19545335
>I am granted the ability to study, practice and train up to 1,000 years worth in one second of any skill of my choosing.

When you fall asleep, you lose all of your training in the skills you learned that day.

>>19551706
It only tastes good to you. To everyone else it tastes like garbage.
I have the power to control people through music.

>>19545379
these are some nice ideas

>>19551300
When you manipulate someone's thoughts, they intuitively know that you meddled with their mind.

I want to be able to turn into a cloud of fog at will.

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>>19551706
>Every time you use your power, you see a vision of your grandma dancing around naked for the exact length of time you used it.

>>19551722
>I want to be able to turn into a cloud of fog at will.
You can't move unless the wind is pushing you. There's a 2 hours cooldown.

>>19551712
>I have the power to control people through music.
But you have to listen to a tone deaf person sing a cheesy song from the 80s for 5 hours each day for it to work.

>>19551712
The only way to use your power is by playing the kazoo.
I want the power to control plants.

>>19551743
>I want the power to control plants.
You must ingest a part of the plant each time you want to control it.

>>19546881
There's no proof of you existing and you can't control the universe. Oh, and people will fight in your name.

>>19551300
but ebery time you do it you lose part of your sanity as well

I want the power of never needing water or food to survive

>>19552090
>you still experience hunger and thirst, it just doesn't physically damage you

>>19548641
But you have the mentality you had at that particular age

>>19551635
But you can't restart it again

>>19551722
The cloud of fog smells of farts and can be smelled for miles

>>19552090
Instead you rely on ingesting the blood of others...

Oh wait

>>19545691
I can just imagine that anon whispering "Can i uhh get this boneless" into the self checkout every time they scan something

I have the power to force people's bodily functions at will. (Piss themselves, orgasm, burp, sneeze, etc.)

>>19552466
But it also happens to you at an unspecified time within the next few days