im sick and tired of these alien faggots coming on to our planet

>>19539739
realize they are just andriods
you can take over their minds with strong psychic abilities.
fight em with loud thoughts

>>19539739
I dunno man the probes are probably not anal. Just little non invasive implants.

With sauce

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>>19539739
prob your self beat them to it can't get double probed

>>19540198
>>19539739
Op this is literally the only legit answer

>>19540198
Yeah I was gunna say man get you one of those alien probe protector buttplug things. Alien proof that anus my guy

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>>19539739
Really big butt-plug.

>>19540455
aliens probably have decent butt plug technology. You get more experiments per cubic inches buttplug on those alien probes versus human probes

>>19539739
>get scrawney malnurished boyfriend.
>let him fuck you in the butt everyday
>when Aliens come down to probe you, say you already have a personal prober
>"ayy lmao" they leave to find a more empty anus to conquest

Tell them your a top them steal there alien bitches