I'm a civilian scientist and engineer working in secret. A very large experiment is going to be conducted within the next 24 hour period to test a new quantum theory on a large scale.
Report if you feel any different or if anything happens.
Okay senpai. Do you have a phone number or will I just pap my responses here?
>>19524992
>posts an anime picture
ok retard
My left leg hurts
I can't sleep
Thank fuck you posted this, I've actually notjced some wacky stuff over the past few hours- specifically, the LARPs on /x/ have gotten super lazy and shitty to the point where they aren't even fun to play along with. Does that sound like your work?
Whoa, traps aren't gay anymore.
>>19524992
Can we jump to the timeline where I don't have a cold?
>>19525082
>implying they ever were
You'll be trapped in muscleman anal hell for your closemindedness
>>19525009
No dude its for real. They're doing a science at a theory in secret but you wouldn't get it cos its about a quantum.
>>19524992
Well this morning got an idea just to drink only water for now on and start doing push-ups every day. Did 100 push ups over the course of like 5 hours. I work all night and I drank only water.
>>19525009
>Arent even fun to play along with.
Youre part of the problem
>>19524992
>weeaboo is civilian scientist and engineer
yea no
>>19525365
>over the course of 5 hours
i do 5 sets of 20 in less than 20min while im watching netflix and i aint even super fit.
bro that is fucking nothing. tighen up
>>19525616
There's confirmed CIA bronies, so the concept of a weeb engineer isn't much of a stretch (in fact, it seems more plausible).
>>19524992
k keep me posted
>>19525620
Brutal.
>>19525005
seems like you just have cancer.