Hey /x/ some nig broke into my car and stole my laptop can I get a greentext/story thread going
>>19524099
Bump.
>>19524099
maybe start exterminating the nigs instead of asking for memes on the internet
>>19524196
Only if you break me out of jail with a helicopter everytime i get arrested.
>>19524209
just keep moving and don't leave digital fingerprints everywhere. get off the grid and go rouge for a few months then go find a nice little town in mexico, rinse and repeat.
>>19524213
Just get cheap bikes at the flea market, put something bad on the handlebars and leave them out unlocked.
>>19524099
Backup your important files to the cloud.
>>19524196
Killing a race of people over memes is reprehensible.
>>19524209
I don't think you understand.
>>19524213
I don't think you believe in a secure border.
>>19524196
>A laptop stolen
>Memes forever lost
>This time its personal.
>>19524197
Why do people always seem to think that your nails don't grow back when they've been ripped off? They do, and surprisingly quickly.