I was walking through Brooklyn with afew pals, stopped at a pizza

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I was walking through Brooklyn with afew pals, stopped at a pizza place (you know the Italian pizza place) and we saw this strange old Chinese man selling dvds. Against my better judgment, I thought heck why not, he offered several movies, one being Beverly Hills chihuahua for 5 bucks. So eventually we got back to My place, excited we plopped the dvd into the disc drive and boom- ‘Tak and the power of juju’ played. Confused I re-inserted my newly bought dvd into my also new disc drive. (Windows xp ftw btw)
Next thing you know I’m playing Super mario world for the snes on my windows computer.
So, not at all angry, I played the game. Around afew hours later (this ghost is a slow piece of shit) I entered bowsers final castle. As the stage began, mario stood there, prob for around 2 or so minutes. Meanwhile I played afew candy crush levels or whatever because I thought my windows froze. when I looked up after glaring at my phone screen,Mario spelt out the word ‘blood’ across the castles interiors. Several times in plenty different spots. It was difficult to Decipher The words since they overlapped. Now I got a bit spooked but not too much. My computer made a screeching sound along with the words “I’m back, Greg”. I’m like, “the fuck who’s greg” turned off my computer, threw the dvd in my closet.