Guys im freaking out. I just got in my car, saw and felt my wallet

>>19519732

You're dead, Matt.

It's okay, you had a good life.

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sounds like you shifted timeline

happened to me and ive been stuck here since. I used to have friends, get invited out and occasionally have sex. Now? im a virgin again after a 3 year dry spell (ive probably always been a virgin in this timeline) and i have no friends

>tfw worst timeline

>>19519754
>I used to have friends, get invited out and occasionally have sex.
It's always amusing to hear about these so called "shifts" where curiously the changes never happen instantaneously but if you dig deep enough the poster admits he actually lost them gradually and then they're forced to switch to other types of nonsense, such as curses and whatnot.

Please share more, did you just wake up one day and they were all gone?

>>19519732
god hates you

>>19519732

Sounds like something similar that happened to my parents when I was young. They left a set of keys at a store and as from what I remember they found thsm hung up at home as if they never left the house.

Mind you im not 100% sure about this as its only from what as a child and soms times these memories never actually happened.

>>19519732
It might not have been your wallet. Could have been an object very similar to your wallet, with the same shape, weight and colour.

>>19520196
The only thing in my pockets that mightve resembled my wallet were my phone, and that was in my other pocket. But even if i did have something else, nothing was in or around the car that couldve been it

>>19519740
Shit prolly

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>>19519732
Nothing to freak out about. Lost a phone one time. Looked everywhere and dug in my pockets obviously. Two weeks later I'm thinking about the phone and feel something in my pocket. Completely different set of shorts yet there it is in my pocket. Mfw