You wake up and everyone has vanished. wat do?

>>19515122
Have a wank

>proceed immediately to the nearest nuclear reactor, hope there's an operator's manual laying around, and attempt to initiate the shutdown procedure

>>19515122
Everyone, meaning all humans? I'd probably break into some houses, go through their shit and steal interesting stuff. I'm kind of voyeuristic too, so I think I would get a jump out of going through peoples most private stuff.

>>19515137

Holy shit. Look at this critical thinker. Now that it's been said, I couldn't help but wonder. Unfortunately, you'd have to shut them all down to save yourself. You'll be a lonely person in a nuclear winter. Fuckin' eh!

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>>19515137
>>19515144
Damn. And this is just in Europe.

>>19515151
Yea, I can see how that wouldn't be a viable plan in Europe.

http://lifeafterpeople.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_power_plants

>>19515122

Shit in every toilet and befriend a volleyball.

>>19515122
enjoy the peace and quiet

>>19515205
>they already have a failsafe for that
Well nevermind then.

>>19515193
Not a viable plan anywhere, fallout spreads. Look at how much damage Chernobyl made, now multiply that by a 100 times.

>>19515254
>fallout spreads
Yea, on the winds...

Smoke weed everyday until something goes to shit
It isn't much different to my life anyway.

Probably head up to my rich aunties house. She has a solar array and a nearly endless supply of water (she owns a lake that is nearly 40 feet deep which she gets water from). After getting there I would probably live there till the lake runs dry then blow my brains out with my uncle's black powder gun that we made together.

>>19515122
drive really fast everywhere / start looting

>>19515151
There are nuclear plants everywhere. The fact is they didn't intend to survive, the nuclear plants were built with the full understanding they built them as a temporary measure.

run naked through the streets on crack/meth

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A better question would be "what would you do if time stopped for everyone else but you?"

>>19515298
A better question would be if everyone else turned into a dog

>>19515122
Go back to sleep and wake up later. No more job to go to, after all.

>>19515325
Everyone's a good boy, I guess.

>>19515325
I really don't see the problem with this future of everything becoming a wolf. Oh the simple life of dogger.

>>19515380
>wasting the last 1-2 days of electricity
shiggy

Looking upon the responses of this thread, I can tell that none of you will be around in the first place. The things that make you think that you would be the remaining person are blowing my mind right now. Nobody would know the answer to this unless it actually happened. If it actually happened, would you be there to verify the answer? Nope.

>>19515122
Party for 3 days

>>19515525
lonely ass party man

>>19515497
>the things that make you think you'd be the remaining person
It's a hypothetical impossible scenario involving the person being asked the question
where everyone just vanishes because MAGIC
What do you believe there should be requirements? No niggers can be the last guy?

>>19515122
I often think about this.

Probably head to the local supermarket and binge of wine and ice cream.

If everybody vanished our nuclear power plants would explode in a matter of weeks without constant supervision, so you'd be living your last days.

I'd get as drunk/high as possible. Maybe try to fly a plane to the US and then a space shuttle out into space.

>>19515497
you don't have many friends, do you?

>>19515298
You'd be dead.

1, You'd be unable to breathe because all the oxygen atoms have stopped so you'd suffocate.
2, You'd a) freeze to death, and b) be blind because all of the photons would have stopped.
3, You'd be unable to move. The particles in the air around would freeze.
4, You see where I'm going with this...?

If time stopped everything stops. You're dead.

>>19515122
Probably think it was a joke and look for my family. After that failed I would cry because I'm lonely and didn't get to say goodbye. Then I would walk around the neighborhood. Going to the local park with a book a pound of weed and a shotgun. Read the book and smoke. Eating as I Pleased while enjoying the clear day. After I finish my book I would position the shotgun behind my head right by the stem and try to pull the trigger. Finally saying fuck it to trigger my muscles into a false sense of relaxation.i would take the advantage and pull the trigger before my brain had any idea what was coming

shitpost

>>19515122
go insane probably

>>19515614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75RUVQdI780

>>19515122
Go to nearest shop. Enjoy free food and fun for a day. Slowly start gathering the stuff that will last long and think of a survival plan, perhaps move to warmer climate by taking random cars and so on. Cultivate my own garden tp have good food source. Or maybe I would live for the rest of my days exploring the world - wandering from town to town, eating canned and dried food for few years.

>>19515122
cry tears of joy
travel to finland on foot

>>19515122
Have a nice long walk.

>>19515122
Create a Tulpa

>>19515122
be in a coma from happiness overload

Everyone ascended to heaven but me.

>>19515621
On foot? With all the functional cars lying around?

>>19515580
Buzzkill

>>19515137
Shutting them down would help nothing.
>>19515755
This guy has a solid plan. No people left? Might as well succumb to self-induced mental illness.

>>19515122
encounter a bunch dead/starving pets

>>19515580
If you are going on about physics then he wouldn't even be able to move and there wouldn't even be gravity so don't be autistic

>>19516006
This isn't fun anymore

>>19515254
Anon, it seems you don't know shit. Chernobyl effect was so severe exactly because it was old crap that wasn't made to last. Single reactor failure. Few decades newer hardware? Look at japanese, several reactor casings damaged during tsunami, earthquake or whatever was that shit that hit them a few years back. Somehow it wasn't Chernobyl x200 or whatever. It was "shit, turn it off, pour shitload of concrete, put a lead casing on top of that" and now people live just a short distance away from those, with neglible increase of background radiation. And even those reactors aren't top of the line hi-tech.

Nuclear can be a disaster but currently this shit has enough failsafes and whatnot that it's pretty safe and currently the most efficient and effective source of relatively clean energy in great quantities (yes, taking radioactive byproducts into account - those are still cleaner than regular coal powerplants).

>>19515143
This...

>>19515143
you nosy little shit. i'd trust you the least.

>>19515122
Finally alone, I'd travel to the nearest library, finally able to read uninterrupted, then break my glasses so I can't read

>>19515143
Dude hell yeah, I'd steal all the panties I'd want from some hot chicks house.

>>19516370
Something something eyes fall out something something Braille.

>>19516378
Get your hands on that blow job machine and you have yourself a good time

What if you wake up and everyone has vanished, and then there was a knock at the door?

get as high as absolutlely possible

both literally and figuratively

>>19516435
That means everyone was on party and others found out that I masturbated into unwashed underwear of their daughter

>>19516234
Well you wouldn't be there. I'm going through your shit first! Maybe I could like write up like profiles from what I could gather about them, then write stories about what they would be like. Might help stave off insanity... or bring it on sooner.

>>19515128
this dude gets it

>>19516443
yeah I'd go to the local ghetto's and kick in doors to take all the drugs sitting there waiting to be done by me, the only person left on the planet

smile

Travel, live like royalty sleep in fancy palaces and see the wonders of the world no need to be held back

Break into everyones house 1 by 1 and see what filth they have on their computers

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>>19515122
I'd hit up every pharmacy, jewelry store, and liquor store in the tri-county area, break entry into the army aresenal down the road with the M1A1 tanks and M249 SAWs and other toys, go to a car dealership and lift a Dodge Challenger Demon edition in cherry red, then go to the the the big university near me and stake out in their library vaults for a few weeks pouring over their rare books.

I'd also bask in the beauty of silence save for nature. I'd prolly move to a cabin in the mountains and become a monk after I got all the carnal vices out of my system. Become harmonious with nature with no detractors by society.

>>19515122
I start exploring

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>>19516721

>>19515122
I'm going to need sex. And without women I'll fucking snap. First thing I do is establish a breeding farm for sheep , and raise them to be my sex slaves.

>>19515143
And don't forget to fap to photographs of the deceased/disappeared people.

>>19515128
FPBP KEK CAME HERE TO SAY THIS

>>19515122
>Oh, sweet, all the people are gone!
>Wait, fuck, that includes all the people I actually like.
>Fuuuuuuuuuck.
>Fuck, I'm so alone.
>Guess I'll travel around until I can't take it anymore and off myself.

>>19515122
Celebrate, celebrate! Dance to the music!

>>19516934
Well of course and all the nudes and sex toys they've left behind.

I wear cute anime-like outfits and would rape the cutest fuckdolls.

go to arby's

>>19517456
You LIKE people? Why are you here?

>>19517518
But Hope Solo won't be around...

>>19517518
Would you be trying to make yourself want to commit suicide?

How bad of an effect would the lack of prey (humans) on deer in America have on one's foraging opportunities? I have heard stories where "protected" areas get devastated because the deer come in and eat everything in sight.

>>19516761
Yeah this is the best answer, desu.

I'd just assume I accidentally got warped to a parallel universe and try and find enlightenment with all the time in the world on my hands

>>19515128
Go loot everything possible then live with animals

>>19515122
panty fucking raid

I would go around to every house as fast as possible to try and save as many of the disappeared peoples pets as possible. I would feel bad for the doggos who are left all alone to starve to death in their houses, but I obviously couldn't save them all. Then I would live in a big mall with all my dog friends.

>>19515603
You Brain knew all along and decided tbat you were to much of a great bitch to live.

>>19516006
Jesus Christ totally forgot about that.

>>19518494
That seems unwise, to much mouths to feed. Just grab a fucking truck go to forest and let the doggos learn how to hunt. also love them because if not they will go feral.

>>19518180
The generation of feral dogs would balance them out, eventually.

Read books all day

>>19515531
jokes on you, i already only party by myself

>>19516473
such is life

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>Walk around ass naked. Except when cold out.
>Shit in the middle of the food court of my local mall.
>Find some weed and smoke it. A lot.
>Also fuck shit up in general at wal-mart. (throw expensive liquor bottles on the ground, open a can of spam, eat some, then just drop it on the ground, steal panties, etc.)
>Head to nuclear plant about 5 hours from my house and try to start shit.

As time goes on, I'd probably get even more lonely than I am now and likely commit suicide.

I had a dream about that a few years back, everyone was gone and seemingly cats took over.

So if that dream came true, either I'll have to take care of a bunch of cats or they'll take care of me.

>>19516006
Holy shit. I got really sad then giggled my ass off for like 3min at >>19516162

Reminds me of the scene in GONE where they find abandoned babies in houses once they start scavanging for food.

>>19515137
Tell me if i´m wrong but you can do this only pressing the SRCAM button?

>>19516693
That would be my first reaction too. People need to learn to be like doogos and not complain that doogos are better than humans. You know, the good parts.

>>19515122
After securing preserved food and water for the foreseeable future, as well as a generator and petroleum; I'd proceed to stalk the local area executing the neighbourhood dogs. It may not seem important but in a few years there'll be an infestation of wild dogs. The more i get earlier the better.

>>19515122
Finally get some rest.

>>19519708
Why not raise an army of doggers to fight against the feral ones?

>>19515431
>Hasn't heard of portable generators

>>19515557
Plenty of places that don't have nuclear plants. I'd stay west of the Mississippi and out of California though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2hnfTqQKO0&t=122

>>19520110
Rare gem.

>>19515557
why do people keep spreading this shit? every single nuclear plant shuts itself off after 80 days.

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>>19515122
sounds just like an episode of Mushishi

>>19515122
download all the CP i can and masturbate like there is no tomorrow.

>>19518180
At least you'd have a steady supply of food, though you'd have to learn how to hunt and butcher the deer. Add a solar-powered freezer and you can eat deer forever.

>have a wank
>have a maccies
>drink a bottle of red wine
>smoke a fat bifta
>have a kfc
>listen to an ending by brian eno and shoot myself in the head

>>19516170
Well actually no thats fucking wrong

Those were both horrible catastrophes and in both situation the reactors had already gone critical.

UFOs were seen over both reactors and each were seen firing a red beam at the reactor. Happened in both russia and japan.

They are not safe. Fukishima would have fucked up the planet. Something came and literally saved the fucking planet.

>>19520363
That sonething's name? Albert Einstein.

>>19515122
Wear womens clothes
masturbate
often

>>19515122
google which animals are the best to fuck before the internet goes down forever

I'd go learn how to make LSD,

make myself a lifetime supply

Consume as much as possible in one sitting and try to melt my mind through will power during the peak

>Hope I just appear in a new universe

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>>19515122
>Get a power generator and collect gasoline.
>download all the vidya porn and tvshows before internet goes down
>feed my doggo and fish
>move in to the mansion in my city
>get gallons and gallons of gasoline
>live comfy as I could possibly live
>summoning succi to keep me company
>try to find another person ecery other week by driving all around my state in a motorcycle
>probably start fucking animals.or collecting sex dolls and playing a.lot of dating simulators to fill the void
>Get some fresh water from near lake when water supply runs out
>food wont be an issue considering all the canned food theres available
>maybe make chicken for the fuck off it
>go to the mall and take.some Yeezys
>eventually move somewhere that can provide better resources and to avoid insanity
>try to talk with god and ask him why did he not take me?
> wallow in my own pity after no response
>go hunting from time to time because why not.
>keep my doggos close to me
>maybe try to befriend some apes
>better company than dogs i suppose
>portable.charger with me at all.times so I can play my vidya and watch shit while.traveling
>find a person
>if its a he
>keep driving
>she???
>i capture her and keep her as my semen demon or try to befriend etc

>>19515603
Literally exactly what I'd do too

>>19515580
>Freeze to death
Just because time isn't moving doesn't mean the atoms are literally stopped, they still have the same amount of energy.

Find a large bunker to survive that fucking Nuclear winter that's coming and stuff it with all the shit I need.

>>19515122
wait for the fires to destroy everything
people vanished with ovens and heaters running
fire starts, nobody to fight it, spreads across literally everything, building, tree and field until most of the earth is scorched

is amazing that apocalypse stories forget that this is what would really happen
the earth as it is needs maintenance, and nobody is going to shut off the gas before the end

>>19515137
Aawww fucking shit. I forgot about this. Guess Ill get a radiation suit and live underground

>step one supplies
I'd go to Costco and basically keep driving new trucks in and out carrying all the paritiables then I'd set them on fire so I can use Costco as a supply hub without worrying about the smell and contamination of rotten food also to get rid of insects and wildlife
Then I'd lock her up and do the same to target Kroger and public all depending on time
This should give me enough supplies to last me until all paritiables have parished to dust
>step two day 2 Companionship
Go to the local pet shelter and pick up 4 large dogs of the finest stock to keep me company and breed for further company
I'd then fill the store with wood stained so that the rest of the animals die a peaceful deaths
>Step 3 day 2 drugs
Go to my dealers apartments with a sledge hammer and collect all the pot and cocaine I could ever dream of then go to the pharmacy and pick up whichever meds the look beneficial and adderall to keep me productive in such a time where time no longer matters
>step 4 day 2 power
Fill a van with batteries generators had and propane and head back to do s minimum set up
>step 5 day 3 luxury
Spend the day looking for a nice location near Costco then set up power movies game systems everything and spend my life moving from place to place growing pot and repeating the above in New locations finding new hobbies until I die or get killed I'll also pick up weapons

>>19520753
>Go to my dealers apartments with a sledge hammer and collect all the pot and cocaine I could ever dream of
or grow marijuana and coca crops, god i hate americans

>>19520380
Thanks for the laugh, anon. Good shit.

Drive six hours back to southern California and go straight to all of my old heroin dealers houses, Jack their supply because by then I've decided sobriety is not key at that point and I will be damned if I die sober. Also search for Xanax and just get high as fuck until I die I guess.

>>19520773
spend my life moving from place to place growing pot
What came first the chicken or the egg because how the fuck am I supposed to conjur seeds numb nuts

>>19515580
Could you possibly be a bigger faggot?

>>19515580
i kekd thanks for this gem anon

>>19520871
>because how the fuck am I supposed to conjur seeds numb nuts
gee maybe by hitting a grower for plants instead of a dealer for product, you stupid fuck

>>19519979
Cause he's autistic and fucked in the head annon.

>>19515122
If google still works.
where are all nuclear power plants nearby

>look on google maps where is the point furthest away or a bunker nearby

Its easy to come up with fun stuff to do or plans to survive but i would probably just look for other people until i give up and kill myself. The thought of never talking to another human ever again especially the ones i love would be too much for me to take.

>>19515137
Lemme spare you the work- they shut down when noone is around to trigger the dead-man-switch. Lay back.

>>19515122
>You wake up and everyone has vanished.

Get on my ride and enjoy the silence & the scenery. After that? Can't say. Don't see a reason to end the ride, ressources are plenty for a single fag like me.

>>19515122
Party like its 1999

Nuclear plants would fail pretty fucking soon if people vanished so I would start looking for a nuclear shelter and shit to keep me alive in one.

Steal a lot of money in case it's all temporary, if after a while nothing changes I would upload shit to social media in hopes of finding more humans, if that fails to then get a gun and resources and leave to explore the world, I feel like if I stay static for too long I might get paranoid that something will realize that I exist.

I live in AZ, time to drive on over to Area 51

>>/x/ comes up with what if scenario: you wake up and everyone else gone
>>most insane, crazy ass board
>>logically determines you'd be fucked from nuclear fallout from nuclear plants failing all over the world

Nuclear plants aren't even that dangerous

>>19520420
There's nothing stopping you from doing that now. Go achieve your dreams.

>>19515144
not a nuclear winter, that works only with atomic bombs, because of the ash.
you'd just get a shitload of radiation.

>>19521717
we think out our fantasy for our perfect worlds

Beg God for forgiveness and praise him.

Then, its right to food, water, shelter, battle implements and transport.

Then an exit strategy

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I'd have a mild panic attack for a couple hours while I was driving around realising everyone was gone. Once that's over with!
>Go to my parents house and grab the dogs
>go to liquor store
>get drunk and high and release MOST of the animals out of the zoo
>go to my work (giant resort hotel) and burn that shit fucking down
>go to pharmacy and grab ALL of the pain killers. Fucking all of them.
>set up shop in bad ass lake side mansion

After a while if I got bored of Vidya, jerking off and chilling with my pets I'd travel. In my final years I'd make a giant fucking monument in my name. When ever aliens or whatever the fuck finds it they'll know I ran shit like a king.

It'd be pretty fucking amazing for the most part.

>>19521697
That reminds me of an idea I have for a movie, a Zombieland style world with a group of nerds who go on a fun trip to Area 51.

steal a horse and keep it as my living fleshlight and companion or some shit and start a farm

>>19515122
Just relax and enjoy a world without niggers.

>>19522539
This

>>19516473
"Come in, death"
Literally just simulated the situation in my mind and that's what I would say

>>19522582
Fuck meant for
>>19516435

>>19515137
All you retards realize their are fail safes yeah? It would be better to go to a place where dann power or gas powered gens. With their own water systems. I.E. live in the tucking white house you dann dirty apes.

>>19515122
Find the nearest gun and kill myself. With everyone else gone, I don't have to feel guilty about anyone anymore.

Looking for an /x/ Discord server?
https://discord.gg/PVrZamw

>>19520702
hope its winter when the scenario happens
or travel to north where its too cold for fire
or does it matter anyway, go to a lake for few hours till the local fire goes off and enjoy naturally cooked wild animel

>>19515122
I praise the lord, then get to work fixing everything the parasites broke.

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>>19515298
>You wake up and everyone has vanished.
How do you think it happened?

>>19515122

In all honesty,
Immediately arm myself and get anything else if needed, medical supplies etc.
Look for others and with my knowledge try to radio for help or see if I really am the only person.
After exhausting all options to find anyone because ultimately I am hopelessly alone and my life is finite anyway.
I would end my life, probably after saying a heartfelt prayer and dousing myself in gasoline and setting myself on fire. Just to prove I felt as though I had no other option and no purpose.

>>19518180
These are fucking propaganda lies told by hunters. The healthiest ecosystems area always devoid of filthy human vermin.

>>19515122
I have this shit figured out since years ago.

Day 1.

Inmediately procure myself a ton of laptops To start torrenting porn and movies, books, games and the like.
Entertainment is the number 1 thing that i'll miss in the long run and Will not be produced anymore. Plus internet Will last only a few days without poeple twnding to it

Day 2
Torrenting rig is set up.
Now i need to figure out how to clone myself and a female.
I need to re start humanity.
Procure bio samples of human tissue to Work.
Day 3-29
Set up a criogenic facility to preserve my samples and work.
Month 2-3
Day Starts early at 6am i go scavenge for stuff.
At 8 am i start working on my cloning project.
I must figure out a way to make a viable artificial womb.
I do that for most of the day.
On month 4-6 i must start to prepare myself for winter so i should scavenge more and start working on a semi self sustainable base with basic agriculture set up.
End of year 1.
By this time i expect to have a basic grasp of biólogy and medicine.
Loneliness Will start making me crazy around this time so i start my meditation Journey.

By year two i expect to have retained my sanity and hopefully getting somewhere with the cloning project.

If not i must procede with plan b.
To create an AI Smart enough to figure out shit for me.
Eventually i plan on naming it gally for the gunnm manga and to put it un a hot petite Android body

Get jelly my plan is Better than yours

>>19523585

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TORRENT WITHOUT INTERNET OR ELECTRICITY YOU STUPID NEET AUTISTIC FUCK?

SETUP A CRYO FACILITY? CAN YOU EVEN WIPE YOUR ASS?

>>19516761
That's real nice there kid

>>19523598
Being this mad on fucking /x
Lol

>>19523585
Aside from the cloning stuff you are not that crazy.
However i would make it my Life's work to create the best strain of weed ever.
I like the meditation route too

>>19523662
>would make it my Life's work to create the best strain of weed ever.
t. A 15 year old mexican

>>19515122
Vanish.

>>19515122
I would go outside and pretend I'm in Skyrim. I would loot houses, stores, etc.

>would collect jewelry from stores until I have a giant room full of gold and gems
>would loot gamestop
>would take all the liquor and drugs and binge on it daily
>would start outdoor marijuana farm
>would barricade a mansion just in case some shit goes down.
>would pig out on food

It would be so fucking fun

>>19515144
no dumb ass they go in to safe mode after 30 days and shut them self down.

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you wake up and everyone's retarded

except you, who is still slightly less retarded

wdyd help

>>19524310
I would genocide the males and make the retarded females my sex slaves.

Would feed them mashed potatoes and my cum.

>>19515122

I would grab a shitload of SSDs and gather as much data as possible while there was still internet and power, movies, games, books ( Especially technical manual, textbooks, survival books, etc. ) using the fastest and most reliable internet connection I know of, an optical business line at an old gov job I worked at. while that's going I would get myself a large truck, maybe something like a uhaul, and grab as many deep cycle batteries, solar panels, electronics, etc as possible. Probably would also stop in at a grocery store and get myself as many non perishables as possible, tons of water, stuff like that

I would probably pig out on whatever perishable shit was around when it happened, it will be my last chance to try a lot of it without preparing it myself.

I'd find myself a good home, probably in some high end suburb. if everyone just died where they stood, I would stay away from a recently highly populated area for fear of disease ( not exactly going to be making regular check ups from now on ), but if everyone just vanished, I would probably stay in a city. Any high end home will do, it being located near a parking garage or any building with a large roof surface area would be great for my solar power set up, and I could have a very healthy garden going.

then I guess I would enjoy my baller house. would probably get myself a stock of teslas so that I could charge them without needing to siphon gas forever. There are more than enough batteries and solar panels in the world to last the rest of my lifetime.

I imagine I would probably start getting really bored at that point. I would do my best to keep myself busy with a project to create a general AI. I would start that by finding and assembling a standardized super computer and continuing on research started on neural networking.

if I create general artificial intelligence before I die, and starts improving itself, there may be a chance for me to be saved from death, or I am a new god at least

>>19524393

honestly I enjoy this as a thought exercise so much. I love thinking about this kind of shit

>>19524393
I would also make it a point to explore and retrieve as much data from netflix and google servers. would be fun to try and save all youtube videos somehow. it may take a fucking truck full of SAS drives but damn, having a nearly infinite source of unique voices, unique opinions, knowledge, tutorials, whatever would be very useful and helpful for my sanity

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>>19524341

>>19515122
Weird OP. I've had this dream a lot lately. It's kind of cool. Would be a good idea for a movie.

>>19520593
Canned food will all go bad after a decade, tops.

probably think i am lucid dreaming and acidently kill myself lol

I definitely would enjoy digging into famous people stuff and figuring out government secrets and whatnot

>>19515122
How would I know 'everyone' vanished?
Realistically, I'd spend the rest of my life searching the planet for anyone else. Why would I be the only one to remain?

If I somehow knew literally everyone but me has vanished, then I'd find a gun and shoot myself. It's much better than living in extreme isolation and slowly going insane.

All the people in here wasting time downloading movies/books/games when you can get the real thing from literally everywhere.

>>19521087
this is what basically any rational person would do.

>>19524891
Those take up too much space. And (after all the gasoline goes bad a year later) would be too hard to move around. And a lot of stuff only exists online/some password-protected server somewhere.

>>19515128
Took the word right out of my mouth you cunt

>>19515122
Rape women of course.

Well, since no reactors near me and they'd shut down anyway, I'd probably hole up at the college in one of the old fancy buildings in old collegetown.
Probably proceed to do first ep last man on Earth stuff. Do all the drugs, fill a pool with booze etc etc

>be me
>finally be truly happy

End

>>19515122

Thank god for removing the normies, and then go for a walk.

>>19515122
dream come true

I can't account for nuclear plants melting down or shit like that, but:
-stockpile supplies from many different stores in semi-trailer
-find big secure concrete building somewhere, with a dark dry interior
-store stuff in it (especially generators)
--porn, food, water, clothes, tp/soap/etc, ammo,
-walk wherever I want whenever I want
-go into any house or building
-everything is mine, go on big looting spree
-drive as fast as I want in any vehicle I want
-shoot/burn/smash anything
-check out military bases (area 51?)

Eventually, all the gasoline in cars will evaporate, rats will eat all the food in stores, fires will burn down much of cities, trapped animals die and rot so disease might be an issue, roads will get grown over, so things would keep getting harder, but I would be so satisfied with traveling around completely unrestricted that I can't really imagine not enjoying myself. I'm one of those types who can be satisfied just enjoying the weather, sights, and walking around.

I'd be paranoid about where everybody went and why I'm still around, but it literally is a dream come true, so I'd still enjoy it.

so nobody would go to the private library of the vatican? i know those fuckers are hiding something good in there.

>>19519594
kek

>>19525506
I live in america, that's not a trip I'm willing to risk

>>19525502
and after the first week when you realize that all that driving fast and shooting things is boring when there's nobody around to give a fuck, then what?

all that shit is only fun because you're "breaking the rules"
when there are no rules and nobody around to notice, it's gets very hollow, very fast

>>19515122
Does everything still work fine without people? If so I'd teach myself how to drive and fap to all the porn I want and play vidya and watch movies and visit all the places I've ever wanted to see, I'll teach myself how to fly a plane if necessary. Otherwise I'd just kill myself.

Go find me one of those alien reproduction vehicles and try to fly that sum'a bitch.

Put real dolls and crash dummies on motorcycles, tape the throttle, kick it into gear and watch em crash.

Do all the drugs till ded.

>>19525549
t. normie

>>19525549
What kind of ADHD faggot are you? That shit would never get old.

>>19515151
would living in Ireland save me?

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First off, go to the pharmacy and take all the morphine and adderall I can find. Visit an animal hospital and hopefully find some ketamine. Last but not least, a hospital for propofol and needles. And then I'll try to find a Mercedes e55 AMG and ride off into the sunset.

>>19515603
weak ass nigga. your the reason ppl think weed is lame

>>19519979
Why? That sounds stupid.

>>19520753
>>19520773
>>19520871
>>19520900

Or instead of wasting your time growing, you can go to a dispensary and take as much weed as you want and then repeat.

It's like I'm the only stoner here

After sleeping in, I'd start prepping for a trip to someplace where it doesn't get cold in the winter. Mexico without all those Mexicans? Sounds pretty good to me. I'm talking the tropical part of Mexico too.

I'd start raiding and packing. I'd probably hit up Harbor Freight or if I could find where the local SnapOn tool truck died, I'd raid that. Packaged food? Costco then Walmart. Load up a truck and get a trailer. Load that up too.

>>19525964
>has the opportunity to have limitless weed forever
>no thanks, I rather just use a limited supply

You might not be the only stoner, but you definitely are the only retard here.

>>19516130
He literally said you couldn't move.

find a plot of arable land
learn to farm
ride road bikes
lament the lack of emergency and hospital services that preclude sending it on a mountain bike

>>19515122
Travel around the world until I find an unused real doll to make my bride
Also go to homes, pet stores, and zoos to free the animals which would probably kill each other or die from the climate, but I'd hope for the best

>>19515128
>Open thread
>See this
>Sigh and spend the next five minutes thinking of something else that I'd do
>Nothing springs to mind

FPBP

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>go up and down street breaking into every house to let all the pets out
>leave note at house detailing what i've done in case anyone looks for me
>take mom's car and drive over to dad's house
>grab the dogs
>grab friend's dogs from across the street
>get supplies and most fuel efficient car that can house me and 5 dogs
>possibly a trailer with it as well
>grab brother's dogs
>get several USA road maps
>plot my course of going somewhere warmer for the winter
>leave one marked map behind with note for anyone to know where i'm going
>if any deviation in plan occurs on the way make it obvious that i've stopped going that direction and build some way to store another map to see my new course to follow me
>get to warmer climate and find a greenhouse so i can still grow in the winter
>search libraries/colleges along the way for good agricultural books
>try to make it as a hunter/farmer
>live off of packaged goods for about 2 years till everything starts going bad
>sleep with every doggie in back of van as my warm blankie
>life expectancy no greater than 3 years after the disappearance but if i hit that mark it jumps up to until old age

No you all would freak out and desperately search for other humans even if you think being all alone sounds cool.

F A P

>>19515144
you're retarded if you don't think that nuclear power plants don't have fail-safes for scenarios where there is no user input for an extended period of time

Fuck around with with drugs and alcohol find some doggos and maybe get some cats if they get along. Get a neat ass iguana or bird to stay on my shoulder, wear an eyepatch for no reason. Drive drunk in a bulldozer to clear shitty traffic. Pass out with my pack of dog Bros and sidekick shoulder fucks. Forget I need water and food and go shopping getting dog food and chef boyardi and shit, get drunk again and pass out then wake up and eat and drink and realize I have acid reflux abs snack on disgusting tums then get drunk again

Rape myself

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>>19528962
I wish I had that idea.
That's a really good one.

>>19528980
Eh it's a modest life in the apocalypse and not much different than my life now. Plus the Walmart is next to the costume shop so the eye patch isn't much of a problem

Any other fun ideas that aren't cliche?

Find some heroin. Take it until you die.
Literally the most logical thing you can do in this situation

Probably think I finally went insane and will be afraid of doing anything embarrassing because everyone will come back or always were there from the start. At the end I wouldn't enjoy the moment too much for being a paranoid faggot

>>19529053
Not a bad idea

>>19529000
lol
you're killing me.

>>19529130
You're making me blush. But this shit is honestly what I'd do. I'd probably be dead in a week from dehydration. I'm not a healthy person anymore

>wild animals suddenly become a big issue

>>19516856
t. terrorist

Try to make the best out of it considering I'm going to die from multiple nuclear reactors and other shit failing

>>19529180
Eat them fag

>>19515207
Ole Winston

>>19515580
everyone not thing

>anti biotics
>anti biotics

> i would go to sex shop and get a fleshlight
>after go get some food from a store
>find a nice house
> steal a car
> drive to the amazon warehouse
> find a kekistan flag
> drive to the nice house
> put up the flag
> go to store and fine materials that can be used to fortify the house
> fortify the house
> declare the independent nation of kekistan sovereign

>>19529322
Finally, our people will be free!!!

And those sweet dubs! The prophecy is being fulfilled.

Shadilay, my brother.

>>19520480
If u wanna trip the fuck out there are easier ways to do it then trying to make LSD by yourself

>>19529180
This is why you need to have several big loyal guard dogs and guns

>>19515298
I'd probably strip everyone naked, destroy all clothing and then turn time back on + have a laugh.

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>>19515122
Fulfill my wildest dreams and fantasies.

>>19515122
Celebrate.

>>19515122
I'd break into the Tomb at Yale. I'd probably be disappointed by what I found in there but wouldn't stop me from living there for a few months. Because why not?

>>19515122
I'd live the way I always wanted to. In peace. After some time I'd put some thought into it and ultimately forget about it after I realize I can't solve anything about the event.

>>19529784
Like... Like what?

Like beating it on the traintracks? Where is the thrill if nobody else exists?

I mean, what fantasy could you have that is helped by nobody else existing when the point of public shit is the rush of getting away with it?

>>19529811
Wait wat
What's in there? Why not break in now?
>>19515122
Go to discovery island, steal the fabled coke bottle snake of yore, die happy.

>>19515122
travel the world

>>19529730
a gun would be plenty good enough
most animals will run from the sound alone

>>19515122
Take a nap

>>19529827
Just a bunch of tacky decorations belonging to rich weirdos that fetishize white privilege with homoerotic hazing rituals and spoopy skeleton imagery.

>>19515603
>trigger my muscles into a false sense of relaxation.i would take the advantage and pull the trigger before my brain had any idea what was coming
Is this an attempt to make a retarded meme? Your brain has to have idea of what's coming for you to be able to pull the trigger.

fall into a well

>>19515143
I now want a video game where you explore a giant ass city where everyone vanished and you have to search all the stores and houses for clues and the main draw is all the detailed, quirky stories of the disappeared peoples and their lives/exact moment of disappearing

>>19515151
Is there a reason why there's none in Poland?

>>19515122
loot all the gold jewelry i could find and cover myself in bling then walk around the street masturbating. ive always wanted to that

>>19515128
it weird because i thought of that exact thing right before i clicked the thread

>>19529326
>>19529322
Cringe.
Can't you keep this lame shit on the other boards?

>>19525502
>--porn, food, water, clothes, tp/soap/etc, ammo,

this guy has his priorities straight

>>19515122
Immediately start fucking horses

>>19515122
Idk why no one has brought up the fact that gas goes bad in as little as 2 weeks really the only option is diesel vehicles

Go to the dispensary and slowly smoke all upplies. Grab seeds and then just grow weed all my life.

Go to the pharmacy and pop xans

After I found out that I am really and truly alone, I would break into an armory of some sort. Steal something with a huge fuel tank - a hummer and as many weapons as possible. Id try and fun some sex dolls at a shop so I would have someone to talk to. Next I would hit the library and look for books showing all the great treasures in the US. I would visit them and then destroy them. I would try to wreck everything. Maybe aliens would see. If not I'd still be blowing shit up

>>19528968
underrated kek

Dangerous amounts of psychedelics
Since 99% of my fear is related to other people (hell really is other people, at least if you're me), being truly people-free would probably let me shrug off the anxiety and have some fun

>>19530782
Stop caring about other people you faggot. Strangers who have no affect on your life

>>19530811
>dude just stop lmao
I have l i t e r a l l y no idea how to

>>19530845
Bee yourself man

>>19515122
Go to the houses of every fit girl I know, pull out their leggings and cum on them.

Scour their facebooks, their phones, get all the good pics. Find their dildos, and vibrators. Just keep cumming until I shrivel up.

>>19530845
Stop fapping to porn first duh. Very simple.

>>19530856
>>19530856
holy fuck I'd love to go through all the used panties I could find

>>19530856
>>19530875
ew fucking creeps. PERVS!

>>19530880
haha

>>19515137

glad we dont have nuclear plant here

>I'm gonna eat all the food!

Find a robot with AI program to talk with
Find a solar panel and generator
Find a good dog to guard me
Find a good place to live in
If I'm a girl, find a sperm bank and make my self pregnanat
If I'm a boy, need to study how to clone myself for years.

Fuck around for the whole day, >>19515128, see if anything changes the next one.
Then I'd start stealing from abandoned stores to survive and out of boredom.
Spend the rest of my life practicing drawing and maybe travelling.

Gather all the flesh lights, gather all the drugs, then live out my life.
Maybe go to Rothschilds homes to see what the fuck they were up to

Mental breakdown for sure

>>19530880
>seething

>>19530933
You have to admit it would be very liberating to even be able to have that breakdown and have the surface area of the entire planet to express it in

>>19515122
I'd learn how to asexually reproduce and have children with myself. Then we'd fuck.

Plot twist: You learn that everyone will mysteriously reappear in 7 days time

>>19530958
That's easy. Just steal as much money as you can.
Also set booby traps for all the people you don't like

>>19516370
kek

>>19515122
Go on 4ch-

>>19515265
Second

I'd add on to that and get a power generator, the biggest speakers, a truck & go exploring the world high.

>>19515122
party hard

>>19530218
Sounds like PDAs of doom 3,you can see what shit where they in before being.killed by a outer dimensional unskined demon

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>>19529180
i have an army reserve compound right in my city i wonder if they have any working munitions
i know their vehicles work cause they have to take them out monthly

>>19529033
Someone already brought it up but i would probably go for places like the vatican with the secret library. visit places alone that are impossible to visit alone otherwise. Places in asia or the us would be interesting too but getting there would be hard.

But thats all just theory, in reality i would most likely just kill myself when i realize i'm alone.

>>19520298
My g

I would have check if he or she is still alive . If no, I would fuck the dead body.

>>19515122
I can finally watch porn on maximum volume fapping furiously and groaning like a bear

>>19531809
>he doesn't already do that when no one is home

>you're masturbating inside a kindergarten with a dragon dildo up your ass and smelling an old lady's panties
>everyone comes back

>>19531882
fuck it, I'd finish

Grow lots of weed and shrooms, do lots of weed and shrooms. Rinse, repeat. Leading up to that I'd get a diesel truck running and get a bunch of supplies, food, water procurement tools, some nice guns, boatload of clothes, a boat to put the boatload of clothes in, etc, etc. Also free any domestic critters I find and let them go feral. Get a dog and something small I can keep in a bag or coat like a snake or hedgehog. Also get a female horse for transportation and fucking.

>>19515122
I'd go to the nearest military base and drive a tank around, run over cars and shoot buildings with machine guns and tank cannon. Why not have fun?

>>19515122
I win.

>>19532507
>diesel truck running
just curious for people that have said this or similar any of you guys actually know any basic maintenance on vehicles? advanced trouble shooting? would be good to know something if going through death valley or similar, remote areas

>>19532553
Licensed to drive personal and commercial vehicles, boats, small planes and helicopters.
Know how to repair boats, basic cars, small planes, and motorbikes.

Also, since it was my post you replied to, I'll add an afterthought.
Find locations of major game developers, bring back central server drives and any software I can find, same with libraries, museums, and larger technological players, find sat uplinks at google, apple, and mission control and use them to look for other signs of life. Obtain small seaplane and fly across the bearing straight into Russia where I'll go around to places where I know important or interesting info to be and collect it up to take home. If I get too much for the plane I'll take a tugboat back across the straight. Then I'd find a place to live so I can load all my stuff into a semi and head there. Once settled in I'll start my drug farm and during the months of waiting for that to grow I'll get to work on building a radio beacon to point into space as an sos. After aaaaaalllllll this I'll settle down with my animal friends and spend the rest of my days hunting, watching movies, playing vidya, and getting high. Maybe learn to project and see if I can find out where everyone went. Forgot to mention I'd examine all the security footage I could to see what caused the issue. If you're wondering where all this electricity is coming from, I know how to store diesel, brew biodiesel, and spent a summer mounting solar panels for a living.

>>19532755
>my post you replied to
are you angry I asked a question?

You seem like you could survive but I don't think most people are smart enough to check oil. I think this because I know most people arent smart enough to know they can be low on oil.
Youre security camera idea was brilliant. What do you do for a living or what did you do to prepare you for this?

>>19532791
No I was just giving a reason for putting my addendum in that post.

My day job is delivery, my main income is freelance scripting and programming.

>>19532805


I see, I didn't want to seem like I was targeting you, I was just curious in general

>>19532816
It's ok, I didn't think you were. What's your plan anon?

>>19532820
I'd either fortify my current location and grab propane generators or fuel generators so I could drink and play vidya forever whilst getting drunk. Or I would go to work grab the biggest fuel truck we have and fill it with off road and other necessities and go looking for life. I'd stop at place where I could grab non perishables and hope to find others.

When I realized I was finally alone I would scour the US for a real doll or whatever and go home to live with my wife (we'd have a ceremony) and then die

>>19532863
Definitely less morally objectionable than my horse wife

>>19532886
horse need dick too, i guess

how many of you would feel the need to live just incase? I would

>>19532910
I'd think most people would want to live one way or the other. Living in the event they come back is a good motivator though.

Set up shop in the city library, it's built like a fort. Propane generator. Propane doesn't go bad like gasoline, and diesel. Collect canned food, and guns. Keep an eye out for hostile wildlife. Dogs will quickly go feral, coyotes are asshole to begin with.

>>19532970
>Propane doesn't go bad like gasoline
you are correct. Steal a local propane truck and you have an extra 3k gallons

>>19515298
Lick hot chic's asses

>>19531654

Everybody's Gone to the Rapture

It's a sleepy little village rather than a big city, but the concept's the same.

Follow the steps of some previous posters for survival, search all the cities everywhere for signs of human life, and die from some building collapsing because of lack of maintenance.

>>19522539
What if you are a nigga?

>>19525893
why do you want propofol, does that shit have any recreational value or are you just trying to sedate yourself and die

>>19530657
damn straight

>>19515122

>squat in cozy house
>take car
>gather supplies
>travel
>see the country at least
>sit on the most beautiful California beach I could find
>take 160 mg of oxy
>one hour later take 10-12mg xanax
>drift into the void with everyone else
>

>no nuclear power plants in australia
>just have to worry about poisonous wildlife and fires

i think it would be alright

>>19515122
but anon, if everyone has vanished that would include you too

>>19515580
> if time stopped for everyone BUT you.
Way to go.

>>19519594
>cliche the post

>>19515122
Grab a couple of beers and walk into Area 51.

>>19515122
Travel to as many animal shelters as possible and release the animals

>>19515122
finally find peace.