Hey /x/ I would like to sign a pact with the devil, any suggestions

>>19502599
Make a really spoopy room, buy some fake blood from hot topic. Be all like, hey I'm a cool dude my dude, gibs me dat. Then the devil gives you mad powers yoh!

>>19502602
I have nothing to lose and I want to gain something

>>19502625
Why'd the devil want to buy your soul if you have nothing to give, though?

>>19502717
I mean I can give to him everything. I'm not lose nothing but I can only gain something.

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>>19502625
>>19502717
>>19502733

You have nothing to offer him.

>>19502785
I have my blood and soul

>>19502798
Have you not heard it seems the devil is afk at the moment summoning him even with his rituals seems ineffective. This is why you will get a blank on doing anything concerning the devil at the moment.

>>19502599

You ain't worth the big man's time, if you want somebody that will make a deal hit the goetia and talk to Focalor.

>>19502826
Focalor who is this?

Don't even think about it. I had a friend who was literally displaying split personality disorder and suicidal thoughts because he did that. He is also a miserable asshole too. Don't throw your eternal soul away for trinkets and status.

>>19502849
you know what. I thought about suicide. Bcs my health is in a deplorable state.

>>19502832
>>19502865
He fucking said "Goetia". Google it. If you're too ignorant or lazy to check what people are saying when they respond to your request of assistance then you'll likely be unable to offer anything of worth or even call attention of any spiritual entity to even begin bargaining.

Other than that, given discussion in thsi thread, it seem you don't really want to strike any deal like this but you just feel like a miserable pile of shit and want to end it with something awesome and out of this world. Consider working on yourself and turning your life around instead.