If you had to pick any monster as waifu, which one and why? Mine is a Sphinx, because I like riddles and smart girls.
Mothgirl my skro. Best succs.
>>19500927
Minotaur cause she would be a cow girl right? Or would she have a girl's body and a cow head? That would be less fun
>>19501137
I'd also say minotaur. But male minotaur. Cuz my headcannon is that their cum would slowly turn me into cute cowboi.
>tfw no cute horns
>tfw my weird mooslut fantasy will never be fullfilled
>tfw this isn't /d/ so I won't get cute cow traps
>>19500927
First and only for a lovecraftian eldritch demon goddess gf
Let's see... because she's qt, because she has seen wonders we cannot possibly imagine, and because I want a goddess gf I can cuddle with.
Let's make it a thousand and one young
Siren
>>19500927
A mermaid, definitely. I don't know why, but something about women with inhuman limbs or w/e excites me
[spoiler] but only if she has a vagoo [/spoiler]
>>19500927
Medusa, bandage her eyes and then fuck her
>>19503140
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>19500927
A vampire catgirl alraune
Actually, I want a neko girl with pink hair and cat ears.
Mine would be slender man because he reminded me of jack the pumpkin king and he wears a suit and is tall which is also super sexy
>>19500927
You are all inferior mentally
>choose shape-shifter
>have her shape-shift into other monsters
>you now have all monster waifus in one
>profit, no ??? Required
Which monster would be motherly and possessive?
>>19504028
(that isn't some version of a cow)
>>19504028
A white person, most hated and feared thing in the modern world.
yandere loli succubuss
Mermaid, but one that's half american eel.
>>19500927
A wendigo, simply because it would never let me go
>>19504072
>didn't want to bring /pol/ into my degenerate fetish
>/pol/ finds me
DAS RITE
>>19504127
Once you know the truth, you can no longer lie to yourself.
>>19504156
Even my smallest of opinions end up going back to /pol/.
>this song is just a white woman trying to sound black
>"what's wrong with that?"
Then it's down a rabbit hole.
Some sort of mothwoman, but more like a person. She would probably kinda emo and would fly places and shit, and probably pretty smart, fuck.
>>19501240
but what if female minotaur pussy juice slowly turned you into a cute cowboi
>>19500927
A Human woman. Humans are the only beings capable of creating so much destruction and pain in this world, all while saying "it is for the greater good".
Humans are smart enough to create weapons of mass destruction so powerful, that the mere thought of war would be considered insane, while being stupid enough to use them.
We torment eachother, play with eachothers lives, and hardly care for anyone but those close to us.
Now tell me, doesn't that seem like a monster to you?
A nice hot older busty slime woman
Vampire then convince her to Embrace me so we can go do vampire shit together
>>19504861
>>19504111
This desu
>>19500927
a qt werewolf
>>19503199
Disgusting
>>19500927
Do pokemon count? I'd pick Jynx, for the excellent BJs
>>19503143
>I'm already rock hard baby.jpg
>>19505115
windingoes are loners
Goo girl.
>>19505472
>not a qt protective Gardevoir gf
>>19500927
Nekomusume for me please. I like catgirls.
Cat girls are not monsters
>>19506844
Make them have only cat paws. Kitty style 4lyfe.
>>19506844
But regular girls are
>>19504085
Go on...
Probably a fairy. Maybe they're friendly, maybe they're hostile, but they're unlikely to outright kill you, and they make great waifus.