So did the FBI really kill Steven Seagal's media career?

>>19496059
stfu Josh

>>19496059
>easy on the direct-to-dvds bugs

Dude, he's living his own life.
Seagal never was specially famous to begin with.

>>19496059
>incredible worse actor
>generic action flicks
>the audience got tired after 10 times the same movie
>unable to do anything else unlike other action stars of his time like schwarzenegger, stallone or van damme
>became a grade z meme celeb
he didn't need no fbi conspiracy to vanish from the big screen

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yeah it was the feds

https://youtu.be/V2B9jyZTp4w

https://youtu.be/LuqpR7BK3M0

https://youtu.be/dhITLxD595c

want more?

Solid theory until you watch his movies.

>>19496059
It's been how many months since the election? For Christ's sake, why are we still talking about Hillary Clinton?

He's a doofus who piggybacked on the action film craze of the 80s and the likes of Arnie, Sly and Van Damme

>Steven Seagal's media career
>Literally who?

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He's also fat.

I think happened after he got dual US-Russian citizenship. Putin gave it to him. Putin Christian so Putin bad, now Segal bad because he's a Christian (with Buddhist twist or vice versa) too. Anyone who believes in God while simultaneously having normal human to human friendships with Russians gets blacklisted.

>>19496059
>for seemingly no apparent reason
All he did was make shitty movies and had no work ethic, plus he became a total pain to work with.

>>19496341
Christians and their persecution complexes

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>>19496059
>That's "Sensei" to you, filthy peasant
>all my student call me "Master"
>techin dem the win-kick
>Snatchin all the mutha fucka birfdays
>wheeez

>Effortlessly cracks the neck of everyone in this thread
>Makes goofy martial arts pose

>>19496441
>implying he'd drop the buffalo wings long enough to do that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzFIv30CIpU

>>19496059
REMINDER that he believes that the school shootings are staged
but who would believe a clown like him right?
i mean the media told us he is a clown ,everyone knows it

>>19496508
>i mean the media told us he is a clown
When?

He's also a sheriff's deputy. He had a reality show about it. One day, he wrecked an APC into a family's living room and killed their dog.

Now he has no lime light.

>>19496516
SouthPark

>>19496561
Who hasn't South Park made out to be a clown?

>>19496595
Psy-opsPark

>>19496445
Your mom will have her neck effortlessly cracked by Steven Seagull tonight for saying that. Unless you reply to this post.

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>>19496555

>be a meh actor
>make specific karate themed B movies, occasionally about fighting vampires with karate
>a few get moderately successful
>get decently rich due to massive output of low budget movies
>retire fucking rich as fuck having done the easiest thing ever.

He's a schlock actor in schlock movies and he knows it. Theres nothing wrong with that I love me some good old fashioned vampire punching as well but common you have to admit it's not exactly like he stars in flims for the ages.

>>19496640
yes

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>>19496640

>>19496675
Haha did you make that? Start distributing so people start to realize how far the average "Joe" is from being above the law.

Fucking C class actor and off the rails Sheriff drive tank into house to break up chicken fights. Chickens, that animal we eat in excess for dinner most nights. Both get off, while protesting the establishment that let them free gets you either arrested or hit by an American sports car or Box truck. You know how you know all this shit is staged? No one had driven through a crowd in a Silverado or F350 yet. That shit would just keep moving and blend in with the 500 other exact models of the same color.

oh yeah, the "FBI" killed the career of this promising thespian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmdJliwDmgc

>>19496508
Wait, what?
He said he believes the shootings are staged?
When?

Steven Seagal is so fast he can run around the world and slap himself in the back of the head.

>>19496059
He starting training world champion mma fighters.

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>>19496797
you've obviously got him confused with Chuck Norris.
Don't ever do that again.

>>19496842
>started

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>master at martial arts
>fluent in at least 4 languages
>studied martial arts in japan for years
>works for the CIA
>trains military and law enforcement agencies in martial arts and fighting
>trains MMA fighters and teaches them deadly, fight winning kicks

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>>19496508
>i mean the media told us he is a clown

Can't trust fake news. The MSM is just propaganda to shut down unpopular opinion.

>>19497151
Yeah, it's MSM editing making him look a retard in all these clips >>19496720

>>19496226
>lost with a 99% chance of victory
Like it or not, (and i cant believe i'm using this term unironically) that shit was and still is meme territory. It will always be referenced to by someone. Kind of like how Bra7i1 will never be forgotten and still talked about.

How does this thread not have a theme song yet??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
I love me some Steve Seagull. I think it was the bulletproof kimono that sent him from major douche to world-class goof.
That or the sex slaves.
http://www.today.com/id/36446224/ns/today-today_entertainment/t/seagal-sued-allegedly-keeping-sex-slaves/
>>19496842
He's more a mascot, like the monkey on Speed Racer.

>>19496720
There's always a career in dancing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VM9gMR4z5I

Watch his last movies, he broughht to much attention to the antarctis

>>19497188
Are you typing with your elbows?

>>19496845
sources state that chuck norris once uppercut-punched a horse, inventing the giraffe in the process.

>>19497195
kekked

>>19497174
>beleiving fake statistics

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>>19496797
I bet he could run around the world and effortlessly snap his own neck.

>>19497174
>Bra7i1
What is this?

>>19496059
Look at the career of every other action star. You can only get so much money out of a one trick pony.

Are you still talking about Hillary? Who gives a fuc? a sizeable portion of her voters hated her and only wanted to prevent the alternative. I'm here to tell you that it doesn't matter which branch you vote for, they're both on the same fucking tree. Which is why Trump administration has, besides saying buzzwords for media attention, done nothing other than continue the narrative that's been in implementation for a very long time now. The war on communism, the war on drugs, the war on terror. Each funded and enacted by the United states! Trump is no different than Reagan. PTB take celebrities and turn them into politicians all the time. The left (not Democrats or anything pertaining to American politicians) is getting to rowdy for actual change so the US is instilling psuedo fascism to dog whistle right wing militia groups (3%ers), neo Nazis, and white supremacist groups to essentially be free police for them.

>>19496741
http://theantimedia.org/steven-seagal-thinks-many-mass-shootings-are-engineered-by-the-government/

a quick search on the interwebs ...

>>19496059
LOL I loved him in the movie, "Footloose!"

>>19496059

He was notoriously hard to work with. With that reputation it only takes 1 bomb movie to kill your career.

>>19497781
shiet!
is he /ourguy/?